Chapter 246: Brother True Guanyin
Outside the city of Shanghang, in the West Lake, the water waves rush to the sky, one after another the water waves rise up in the sky, and the water waves spread through the Zen forest, Buddha Hall, and gate of Jinshan Temple, and finally cover the top of Jinshan Temple.
Fahai saw this and recited silently, Amitabha.
Fahai never expected that the flooding of Jinshan, the flooding of Jinshan, and the last person to be flooded was himself.
Thinking about it, the white snake is already mentally ill, and the whole snake is languishing, immersed in the flower realm on the other side of the self-world and can't extricate itself.
The green snake is obsessed with revenge, and after apprenticeship, Tu Niangniang is bent on killing himself.
Leifeng Pagoda was originally prepared for Bai Suzhen, but in the end, Nie Xiaoqian, who was a Chinese ghost story, was suppressed.
It seems that Nie Xiaoqian and Yan Chixia have met each other recently.
Oh my God, Fahai rubbed his head, what the hell is going on?
It is said that the mandarin duck spectrum is light, which is completely shrimp.
Ao Donghai, the protector of the Farui Beast, lay on Fahai's shoulder and said proudly, "Now the Jinshan Temple looks like it has sunk to the bottom of the water, but in fact, the Jinshan Temple has entered my enchantment, and the Jinshan Temple will need to appear in the future, I only need to find a water surface the same size as the West Lake, and I can summon the Jinshan Temple! ”
Fahai said earnestly, "How many times have I said you, in normal times, less bragging, more practice, look at you, now call once a year, according to your meaning, the poor monk will imprison a female goblin this year?
Ao Donghai blinked and said, "You said that you seem to have released a female goblin." ”
"Don't talk about what you have. Fahai arrived, "You can hibernate now, the next few difficulties, all of them are in the form, you have a good rest, it is best to call Jinshan Temple once a month, so that I can also take a bath and rest once a month, or I will sleep in the wild for a long time, my skin will become dull, just like Wukong." ”
"Can you be normal!" Sun Wukong said, "If you have bad skin, you go to eat Zhuyan Dan, what does it have to do with sleeping in the open?"
Fahai glanced at the monkey and sighed loudly, "You say that they are all monkeys, why is there such a big gap between monkeys and monkeys? Look at the six-eared macaques of others, gentle and toned, pretending to be forceful, talking angrily, and looking at you again, a strange hairstyle that I don't know which urban-rural junction is trimmed, and purple clothes, and such a big life lock around my neck, this person who knows understands that you are in the COS Supreme Treasure, and those who don't know still think that you are a fucking monster!"
"What the hell are you!" the monkey pointed at Fahai, "why are you talking so much today!"
Wen Hou yawned on one side, "Master talks so much, he must be in a good mood, and if he is not in a good mood, he can't wait to eat us on the spot now." ”
The white dragon horse shuddered, "I have an ominous premonition, a familiar aura, is approaching. ”
Sha Seng said, "Who?"
Facing the place, Fahai shouted, "Don't stand stupidly, teleporter, ahhhh
The people present raised their heads one after another, facing the West Lake, the water splashed and spread, and the twelve meritorious golden lotus made of water slowly took off, and looked at the Putuo Mountain LOGO behind the water lotus, Fahai knew that this lotus mount was Guanyin's.
Sure enough, the water lotus flower appeared nine feet above Fahai's head, stopped, and then a white fairy light condensed, and an elegant female voice came out, "See you again, Fahai." ”
Fahai pretended to make a mockery, "Amitabha, my Buddha is merciful, the last time the Bodhisattva was beaten like that, he actually didn't finish the level, and he was resurrected on the spot and climbed up, which really surprised the poor monk." ”
Facing the Buddha's light and white light dissipated, Guanyin Bodhisattva appeared in front of Fahai, and when he saw the appearance of the Bodhisattva, the foursome instantly pulled his hips.
On the water lotus of the twelve merits, Guanyin was dressed in a white tight-fitting dress, with capable muscles and resolute and sunny cheeks, and his long hair still had the fairy yarn of the past, his fierce eyes like a tiger and wolf stared at Fahai, and a philosophical smile leaked from the corner of his mouth.
First impressions, macho!
Second impressions, Arnold Schwarzenegger!
The third impression, JOJO is you, right! I know it's you, this painting style, this smile, this hanging, it must be you!
Fahai straightened the Yongguan Sanjun Crown on his head, then picked up the golden bowl, patted the dust on his body, looked at Guanyin who had changed greatly in front of him, and muttered, "In the battle of Guanyin Monastery, the poor monk admitted to hurting you, but the poor monk didn't expect to hurt you so deeply, not only did you change from a woman to a man, but you also directly disguised yourself as a woman, and your muscles exploded, you are so honored, it is easy for people to destroy your original perfect image......"
"Image?" Guanyin still spoke in a female voice, "The deity can't take care of this kind of ethereal thing anymore, and now the top priority is to send you to the West Heaven, as long as I can send you to the West Heaven, not to mention a man dressed as a woman, even if it is a male and female community, it is not impossible." ”
Hearing this, Fahai took a step back, "Bodhisattva, calm down, Xitian, the poor monk must go, after all, I have nowhere to go except Xitian, right?" It's just that you can change back, your macho shape makes me look very insecure, I always feel that you are greedy for my body. ”
"I think he's hungry for me!" Sun Wukong said, "Among the foursome, my figure is the most standard." ”
Wen Hou said, "Bodhisattva, can you change back? You, a male body, if you let the villagers of Gao Laozhuang see it, your three views will collapse." ”
Sha Seng also persuaded bitterly, "Master Guanyin, my master is not the kind of person who looks like an association, your change of image will not change your identity as a teleportation messenger teleportation array in his heart, and he is a vase instead of a vase, why don't you make yourself more beautiful?"
"You guys are talking more and more nonsense. Guanyin rubbed his palms the size of a fan, "If it weren't for the Buddha's request to send the four of you to the Western Heavens, the deity really wants to hang up a few of you now, saving worry and effort." ”
Sun Wukong tried his eyes towards Fahai, "Master, not only has his gender changed, but he is also close to me when he speaks, you look at what he just said, this coin is loaded, and I feel uncomfortable listening to it." ”
Fahai instigated, "What's uncomfortable, go, kill him!"
"What did you say!" the monkey jumped up, "One stick in the sky, ten thousand demons!"
The monkey smashed a stick into Guanyin's head, Guanyin didn't look at it, the huge palm the size of a fan slammed into the air, and impartially grabbed the monkey's stick in his hand, and the golden hoop stick fell into Guanyin's hand, not moving at all, and the monkey was fixed in mid-air.
The monkey looked back at Fahai, who closed his eyes and looked like it was none of my business.
"Splash monkey, you are really getting more and more arrogant!"
"This time you dare to knock on the head of the deity, next time you dare to dismantle the bones of the deity!"
"In order not to have a next time, I will tear down your bones first!"
"Ahh
"Guanyin, there is a kind of waiting for me to turn into a god, you see my grandson smash you to death with a stick!"
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