Chapter 6 Eating Fresh Pigs
The two brothers dug the pit and looked at each other.
Shi Nanfei: Little brother, do you really want to eat it? Will it poison people?
Shi Nanping: Eat, eat, eat, eat early, get free.
He went out, hoping that after eating the fist-sized thing in front of him who didn't know what it was, the dog fairy would spare him......
Shi Nanping grabbed the pill in Liu Yixiang's hand, closed his eyes, and was about to stuff it into his mouth with the courage to see death as home.
"Wait, I advise you to stand on that pit and take off your pants......"
Shi Nanping: ???
Liu Yixiang didn't care about him, she brought a tall and long wooden board and erected it in front of the big pit, she didn't have the habit of watching others.
She sniffed it and didn't know what the effect of eating it was, so she said, "Eat one in twenty times, and you can leave when the pit is full." ”
Shi Nanping suspected that he had misheard, and that he could go home when the pit was full...... It's not what he thinks, is it......
Shi Nanping was entangled for a long time and took off his pants stiffly, and suddenly thanked Liu Yixiang in his heart, but fortunately he took care of his face and made a wooden board to block it, fortunately, she lived in the mountains and no one would come......
Wait--deep mountain? Shi Nanping is blessed to the heart, could it be because he and his eldest brother instigated the villagers to work together to drive her here......
Shi Nanping: "......"
At this time, Shi Nanping really realized what it means to be self-inflicted, and you can't live.
The owner of the dog fairy couldn't afford to provoke him, so he resigned himself to taking off his pants, squatted on the pit, picked up the Five Grains Reincarnation Pill and took a small bite tentatively.
Shi Nanping suddenly felt that his lower body was rushing like a spring, as if he had been constipated for a long time, as if he had opened up the second pulse of Ren Du......
Oh, he remembered, this morning he was urging his eldest brother to hurry up and puff, and then he was knocked unconscious before he even entered the hut......
"Poof...... Poof...... Puff puff ......"
Liu Yixiang retreated to the courtyard in disgust, this was a smelly voice.
Shi Nanfei on the side watched in horror as his little brother first obediently took off his pants, squatted on the pit with his bare ass, and gnawed on a little bit of the black thing, and ...... It's a thousand miles away......
"I don't want !!"
Shi Nanfei turned around and ran down the mountain, and even one of his shoes ran away.
Liu Yixiang's red lips opened lightly, "Rhubarb." ”
The big yellow eyes are shining, and there is an indescribable light in the eyes, and if you don't obey, you will fight!
"Wow!"
...
Of course, Shi Nanfei didn't escape, he was beaten by the big dog fat, and dragged back by the rhubarb biting the collar on the back of his neck.
Shi Nanping sighed lightly: "Why bother? I can't run away anyway." ”
Shi Nanfei: "......"
With a dull pain in his back, he lay on the ground without love, trying to escape the fate of pulling a pit of.
Rhubarb whimpered excitedly, and wanted to step forward and beat him again.
Shi Nanfei got up at a speed that he had never had in his life, took off his pants, squatted on the pit, took pills, and churned with blood under his body in one go.
......
The two brothers don't know how long they have been pulling, and the pit under their feet is like a bottomless pit that can't be filled, and the two brothers regret it very much, why did they dig so big and deep when digging the pit!
Shi Nanping felt that his buttocks were hot, his stomach was already empty, and when he was about to pull out the internal organs, the green vegetables planted by the two of them had grown.
I don't know if it's the reason why the spiritual spring water has watered, the green vegetables are huge, and one green vegetable can eat for three days.
Liu Yixiang called Rhubarb to dig up the greens, and made a fire for the rhubarb, and Rhubarb stood in front of the cauldron and picked up the shovel and began to fry the greens.
Shi Nanfei Shi Nanping was fortunate to eat a dish made by a dog for the first time in his life, of course, if it wasn't in a state of eating and pulling at the same time.
Shi Nanfei even ate a dog hair in the fried greens, oh - the rhubarb will change the hair once during the qi training period, so the hair is lost......
Chef Huang kept carrying the imperial technique - boiled vegetables, fried vegetables, steamed vegetables, stewed vegetables, fried vegetables, braised vegetables, and made them all over again.
Shi Nanfei felt that the fly in the ointment was that he would eat dog hair in the greens from time to time, and if he could, he still wanted to say to the rhubarb: Come to a bowl of greens, less hair, thank you......
The cooking technique of rhubarb has become more and more proficient in steaming, stir-frying, frying and stewing, and the art of imperial objects has also reached the realm of moving at will.
Shi Nanfei's face was green when he ate green vegetables, he tasted all the cooking methods he could think of, he probably never wanted to eat green vegetables again in his life, * it didn't seem to be his, his legs were numb but he didn't dare to say no, and he still couldn't escape the fact that he had to pull enough of the pit under his feet after being beaten.
Xu is Liu Yixiang felt pitiful for them, and asked Rhubarb to bring them a bowl of spiritual spring water, and the two brothers who had drunk the spiritual spring water felt that they were alive.
Shi Nanping even had time to joke with his eldest brother, "Big brother, look, my pit has turned green!!"
Shi Nanfei lowered his head to hide the hatred between his eyebrows, and pretended to be excited: "Me too!!"
Liu Yixiang: "???"
Liu Yixiang chose to go to the kitchen to watch Chef Huang cook, so as not to stain her ears.
"Little brother, I'm sparse?!, or green??"
“...... Please, shut up!" Shi Nan has nothing to love in his life.
......
It was getting dark, and the brothers still had a third of the pills left in their hands, and the big pit under their feet was still not filled......
Linshui Village.
Shi Yun and his mother Li Fengmei waited for a day and didn't wait for her father-in-law and brother-in-law, and they didn't come back for lunch and dinner, so they couldn't help panicking, and took Shi Yun to find Wu Baoguang crying.
Wu Baoguang almost couldn't suppress the smile on the corner of his mouth after learning the news, coughed lightly, touched his beard, retribution is coming!
cough, the two brothers of the Shi family are not very good in this way, so they hurriedly summoned the villagers to help find someone.
Li Fengmei carried a torch and looked for someone with the villagers, and the villagers divided into two waves, one to find someone in the field and the other to find someone at the foot of the back mountain.
"Xianggong, Shi Nanfei, Shi Nanping, where are you!"
"Shi Nanfei, Shi Nanping!" Wu Baoguang also symbolically shouted twice.
The moonlight was bright, and all that echoed to them was the chirping of insects, and the faint howl of wolves could be heard.
Wu Bao's legs trembled suddenly, and he called Li Fengmei, "It's not safe to help you find someone at night, listen to it, the wolf howls! If the wolf goes down the mountain and takes the person who helps you find your father-in-law, what can you do? Listen to me, tomorrow morning at dawn, we will take the guy and go to the mountain to look for it......"
The man with the torch was silent, he was also afraid of wolves......
If he Wu Baoguang from other families could still rely on the strength of the villagers to help him find it, forget it, he really can't do it, these two are a bastard, and they can do such a thing to Liu Yixiang.
Shi Yun heard the words of the village chief's grandfather, his eyes were full of tears, will his father be eaten by wolves? No, no, when he goes back to sleep, his father will definitely come back, Shi Yun thought innocently.
Li Fengmei looked at the dark eyes of the villagers in front of her, their dark faces were red by the torches, and everyone was old and young......
"Thank you village chief, thank you for helping me find someone, please help me find someone tomorrow morning......"
Liu Yixiang, who was on the mountain, didn't know that the people under the mountain were turning on their backs.
Liu Yixiang ate the green vegetables boiled with rhubarb with Lingquan water for dinner, the taste was very good, the green vegetables were smart and crisp and tender.
The two brothers of the Shi family are still squatting on the pit, if you want to ask Shi Nanping what he thinks now, what do you think? That's what you don't dare to have, I'm afraid of this little ancestor, I will start fighting if I don't agree with him, look at his brother, is the bruise on his face a joke?!
......
Liu Yixiang saw that the two brothers of the Shi family were quite safe, so she instructed Rhubarb to look at them.
It was getting darker, the night was as cold as water, and its green eyes appeared, and it had been hungry for a long time, and it had not smelled such a fresh smell for a long time......
With a little doubt in his eyes, how could there be an indescribable hint of this fresh fragrance?
......
The night is the best helper, one step at a time, stepping into Yunmeng Mountain, it stopped, its nose arched on the ground, its small eyes flashed a trace of wisdom, confirmed that there was no danger, and ran wildly towards the mountain.
[Drop-Alarm alert, an unknown mid-stage spirit beast that is hostile to the host intrudes, according to the host's cultivation, it can be fixed for six hours to cultivate as a creature at the same time. 】
Its limbs suddenly stiffened, no matter how much it used its aura, it couldn't escape, it couldn't break free, confusion flashed in its eyes, how could it not move? Obviously, there was no danger......
Liu Yixiang had just returned to the room to meditate and prepare to cultivate, when the prompt sound of the system startled her, and the spirit beast in the middle of qi cultivation froze?
"Rhubarb?"
She didn't call the kitchen knife to the rhubarb, and was about to deal with the creature that broke in, but it was in the middle of Qi training, and no one knew if the system's words were reliable, whether it could really hold for so long, and she and Rhubarb didn't know if they could fight or not......
"Wang!"
Liu Yixiang and Rhubarb looked at each other, the tacit understanding of one person and one dog for many years, don't be cowardly, Gan!
The two brothers of the Shi family didn't know why, and looked at one person and one dog, said goodbye, and hurriedly walked down the mountain with a kitchen knife.
Shi Nanping looked at his eldest brother, his voice was calm and even had a hint of watching a good show, and asked, "Big brother, are you still running away?"
Shi Nanfei's body stiffened, how could he have such a bad brother!
He didn't want to answer, and if he couldn't run, he would have to be beaten badly? It was really humiliating, he was beaten by a dog, and his face still hurts! This fat dog is really hateful! Hitting people in the face hurts, what kind of human suffering is this!
Though...... The greens cooked by that dog were quite delicious......
The mountainside of Yunmeng Mountain.
The immobilized unknown creature does not look much different from a mortal pig, except that the pig's nose in front of him is green.
Since her eyes had been in the early stage of Qi cultivation, she had been able to see at night, and she could see things clearly at night.
Liu Yixiang couldn't help but use the treasure to probe the bag to see if the creature in front of her was a pig, even if it was a pig, it was also in the middle stage of Qi training! A pig in the middle stage of Qi training, she was not even as good as a pig.
Phew!
I don't know if the words of the system are true or false, but it's always right to prepare with both hands.
Liu Yixiang brandished a kitchen knife and slashed at the wild boar.
"Snort. ”
The kitchen knife shattered in half, and the boar was unscathed.
Contempt flashed in Rhubarb's eyes, and Xiangxiang was so stupid.
Showing his sharp claws, infusing the aura into it, facing the pig's face is two paws, and three faint blood marks appeared on the wild boar's face.
Rhubarb was furious, it could cut stones with one claw, but the wild boar could only cut its skin, it was useless.
Liu Yixiang couldn't help patting Rhubarb's head, she and Rhubarb were so stupid, no wonder they were talking about what kind of pet and what kind of owner.
It's just that rhubarb is not a pet to her, a partner, a relative who depends on her, and they have the same heart.
Although people are stupid, they have stupid methods, Liu Yixiang runs the mixed yuan magic skill, and the fist is infused with aura, and the blood marks dug up by the rhubarb are a punch.
The wild boar's face did not change at all, she was not angry, if she couldn't do it with one punch, then ten punches, a hundred punches and a thousand punches, she could always kill the pigs who were hostile to her.
Liu Yixiang is full of energy, she hasn't eaten the spirit pig in the immortal cultivation world yet, hehehe.
After she used the aura in her body to swing out five punches with all her might, there was no trace of aura in her body, and the aura was really pitiful.
While consuming aura, she found that running the mixed yuan exercise could restore her aura, and the speed of recovery was not as fast as the speed of consumption, and the effect of the exercise could be regarded as fully reflected when she cultivated to a better one, and the function of the mixed yuan god made her spiritual power endless, and if she fought with someone, it would take time for others to use up the aura and swallow the elixir of restoring aura, and she only needed to run the mixed element aura while fighting to recover slowly.
"Rhubarb, you stared at the place where I hit the wild boar. ”
"Wang!"
Liu Yixiang ignored the rhubarb and found an open space to meditate on the side.
The Mixed Yuan Divine Skill operated, gradually forgetting everything around her, and it seemed that she was the only one left in the world and those white points of light.
The light point is very thin, she sensed it slightly, the light point on the top of Yunmeng Mountain is more than the surrounding area, the foot of the mountain is relatively thin, and the nearby mountains also have faint light spots, but the village is not as rich as the light point on the top of the mountain, is it because of the Ice Spirit Spring?
......
The points of light slowly drilled into her body, and she ran the exercises, and the aura ran along the meridians for a week.
In a quarter of an hour, the aura in her body was full, and Liu Yixiang even felt that the aura seemed to have risen a little.
It just so happened that Rhubarb was also exhausted, Liu Yixiang replaced Rhubarb, and after a try, he knew that the aura had really risen a little, and he still had strength left after five punches.
Liu Yixiang was ecstatic, such a good target stood still and let her practice boxing to increase the aura in the sea of qi, not to mention that if she killed this pig, she and Rhubarb could still eat a whole pig feast!
Rhubarb didn't know what she was thinking, it was very tired after using up the aura, and it was soft and had no strength, just looking for a soft nest to paralyze for a while.
Liu Yixiang looked at Rhubarb's bones as if they were all soft, and hated that iron was not steel: "Rhubarb, if you don't work hard, I will eat this pig alone!"
As he spoke, his eyes rolled smartly, and his little eyes blinked.
"Braised pork!Pork ribs in sauce!Stewed pig's trotters!Back to the pot meat!Meat buns!Boiled pork slices!Roast pork!Sausages!Cured pork!Steamed, boiled, fried, braised and braised Let's do it all!"
Liu Yixiang wiped the corners of her mouth, leaving suspicious marks on the side of her mouth.
It's not dead yet! It's not dead, so it's going to be eaten!
The wild boar's eyes flashed with a fierce light, and its small eyes were full of anger, if it wasn't for the fact that it couldn't move, otherwise how could it be humiliated by the weak chicken in the early stage of qi refining, and when it could move, it would hit her headbutt!
"Wang!"
Rhubarb swallowed saliva, is it rhubarb such a dog, for a little meat...... It doesn't matter if it's steamed or braised or whatever, the main thing is that it's a good dog that punishes evil and promotes good!
Rhubarb rushed back to the yard, and after drinking the spiritual spring water, it was a powerful dog again!
Liu Yixiang looked at the dog who went and returned and smiled, rhubarb really followed her.
One man and one dog took turns facing this wild boar this way and that......
"Whew-"
The boar died in hatred, and the pig finally died in Rhubarb's mouth, and Rhubarb's sharp teeth pierced the boar's face.
The two brothers outside the courtyard were terrified, and the barking of dogs and wild beasts that night was terrible.