Chapter 5: Robbing People and Growing Vegetables (2-in-1 Chapter)
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Linshui Village
The big yellow dog's eyes narrowed slightly, and he walked lightly to the courtyard wall of Shi Nanfei's two brothers' house, and the two brothers lived in the same courtyard instead of separating their families.
"Big brother, how are you, hurry up and ......" Shi Nanping stood outside the toilet with his stomach covered, and kept urging his eldest brother Shi Nanfei.
The thatched toilet was close to the adobe wall, Rhubarb stood under the wall and pricked up his ears, listening carefully to the sound of the two brothers talking, he probably knew the location of the two brothers of the Shi family, Rhubarb knew that his opportunity had come, leaned forward and accumulated his hind limbs, and jumped over the adobe wall with a slight leap.
- Bah, look at his rhubarb on top!
Shi Nanfei pulled up his trousers, opened the curtain in front of the latrine, and drank: "Hurry ...... what?"
Before he finished speaking, he was dizzy and fainted by a round yellow thing that fell from the sky.
"Big brother!"
Shi Nanping quickly reached out to help his eldest brother, if it weren't for him, his eldest brother would have gone to the manure pit.
Shi Nanping came back to his senses and looked at the yellow-haired dog in front of him, as if it was Liu Yixiang's family?
Shi Nanping pointed at the rhubarb and scolded: "What's the matter with you yellow-haired dog! ”
Rhubarb hair stands up, this person in front of him is really not human, and he actually wants to take him to stew soup?!
The front hooves of the rhubarb Yihui carried the imperial technique, and the stinky and black stepping stone next to the dung pit flew in front of Shi Nanping's eyes.
Shi Nanping couldn't help but be horrified when he saw the big yellow dog's hooves flying a stinky stone out of thin air......
Shi Nanping slapped himself, "Bah, Dog Daxian, you don't care about villains, it's the small ones who offend you......"
He is not a fool, Linshui Village belongs to Qile County, Qile County does not know how many villages in the same way as Linshui Village, Qile County often has people from the immortal world to accept apprentices, not to mention that his eldest brother also wants his nephew Shi Yun to worship in the Xianmen, there are always people who can inquire about what from the people who worship in the Xianmen, this is passed on to a hundred, he also knows that as long as he worships in the Xianmen, he can achieve the Tao Chicken Dog ascends to heaven, and the people who cultivate the immortals are moody, and even a thought can kill people silently......
Why did he want to drink dog broth, he was wrong, Daxian!
"Wang!"
"Boom-"
Running the Imperial Technique, the stone that stopped in front of Shi Nanping's eyes slammed down on his head.
Before Shi Nanping was knocked unconscious, he only felt that his brain was buzzing......
The rhubarb magic worked, threw the two brothers out of the wall, jumped out of the body, and carried the magic to press the two brothers back to the mountain, and on the way I don't know where to find a weed to hold it......
And this Shi Nanfei's baby son Shi Yun just woke up, he seemed to hear the second uncle scolding the dog?
Shi Yun didn't see his father and his second uncle after eating, so he thought he was going to work......
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Fortunately, Rhubarb didn't meet anyone in the village when he dragged the two brothers home.
"Wow!"
Liu Yixiang, who had boiled sweet potatoes, was overjoyed when she heard the cry of rhubarb, rhubarb is really a good expert in robbing houses, so rhubarb is responsible for robbing houses, and she is responsible for farming and running the house, wonderful!
Liu Yixiang dragged the two brothers of the Shi family into the kitchen, although it was impossible for anyone from her family to come except for Grandpa Wu's family, but it was always right to be careful.
After Liu Yixiang hid the person, she hurriedly brought out the sweet potatoes that had been prepared to entertain the rhubarb.
"Wang!" Rhubarb saw the green light in the eyes of the sweet potato, and his big mouth opened one sweet potato after another, and he was satisfied with eating.
Liu Yixiang's chubby little hand touched Rhubarb's head, Rhubarb's eating model was like he hadn't eaten for a day, and the little pity must be tired.
Liu Yixiang stretched out her foot and kicked Shi Nanfei, she was reluctant to splash her with water, these two villains were not worth her wasting her spiritual spring.
Rhubarb's heart moved, and the whole dog jumped on Shi Nanping, but because of the elasticity on the stomach, he couldn't control the upward jump, hey-fun!
Rhubarb jumped down on Shi Nanping's stomach and bounced into the sky again, having a lot of fun......
"You ......"
Shi Nanping woke up when the rhubarb jumped on his stomach, but watching the dog in front of him jumping up and down on his stomach, he felt that his belly was about to be broken by this dog, and he was still dizzy......
"Wang," Rhubarb looked at the person who woke up and fainted, and snorted, these two legged beasts are not fun.
Rhubarb walked towards Shi Nanfei, and he had to take a breath for Xiangxiang, but it was interrupted by a voice from outside the bamboo strip......
"Xiang Wazi, come out quickly. Wu Baoguang stood outside the bamboo strips, carrying the fish, and holding a woodcutter in the other hand.
Liu Yixiang, who opened the door, was scared enough, Wu Baoguang looked very fierce with an expressionless face, and he held a knife in his hand, the fish was still dripping blood, how terrifying it was.
Wu Baoguang noticed Liu Yixiang's gaze, and couldn't help hiding the firewood knife behind his back, and said unnaturally: "Your Uncle Wu caught fish, and your grandmother asked me to bring it to you." ”
"What are you doing, and then. ”
Wu Baoguang stuffed the cleaned fish to Liu Yixiang, "I don't think you will kill the fish, your Uncle Wu will deal with it for you, and your grandmother asked me to bring you a bag of green vegetable seeds," After speaking, he took out an oiled paper bag from his arms and stuffed it into her.
Liu Yixiang felt that her nose was sour, she saw the situation in Grandpa Wu's house that day, meat is not common at home, and she remembered to send her a ...... when she caught fish
Liu Yixiang tried to hold back the strangeness of the tip of her nose and eyes, and said with a sweet smile: "Thank you, Grandpa Wu." ”
Wu Baoguang was silent, and after holding back for a while, he opened his mouth like she begged for sweet potatoes: "Xiangwazi, that's it...... The ...... in your house That sweet potato is very sweet, your grandmother Wang likes to eat it, can you give Grandpa Wu two ......?"
Wu Baoguang felt that his face was not burning, and let him ask the junior for something, his old face was lost, and he stammered when he first opened his mouth, but he was embarrassed anyway, and he would let it out, who called his old wife like to eat, and rarely listened to her say that something delicious, even the meat was not necessarily as boastful as her, and it was worth his shame when Pomeranian smiled......
Liu Yixiang teased and said, "Grandpa Wu is so good to grandma. ”
Wu Baoguang's face gradually turned red, and the old woman is very good.
There were still sweet potatoes left for rhubarb in the morning, so she took five to Wu Baoguang.
Wu Baoguang looked down at the little girl on his waist, with a round little face, looking blessed.
The big hand touched the two small tugs on the top of Liu Yixiang's head, and said, "Good boy, if you have difficulties, look for grandpa, grandpa is also the head of a village." ”
Liu Yixiang thought about it, went back to the kitchen and took a bowl out, and fetched a bowl of spiritual spring water for him.
"Grandpa, try this mountain spring water, it's very sweet!"
"Eh, grandpa taste how sweet this mountain spring water is. ”
Wu Baoguang took the bowl, he didn't care too much, the mountain spring water is not all a taste, but it is not the same as in the impression, the entrance is cold, the heat of the body has disappeared, the aftertaste is very sweet, I don't know if it is an illusion, drinking it seems to be much lighter.
Wu Baoguang had never drunk such a delicious mountain spring water, and drank it in small sips.
Liu Yixiang smiled and gave Wu Baoguang a bowl of spiritual spring water, "Grandpa Wu, you take it back to grandma, uncle and aunt and An An to taste, it's sweet!"
Wu Baoguang's eyes lit up, "Then thank you Xiangwazi, why is your mountain spring water so delicious?"
Liu Yixiang smiled silently.
Wu Baoguang drank the spring water in his hand, couldn't wait to put down the bowl, and said: "Then grandpa will go back to your grandma to taste it first, you remember to plant the green vegetables, there are green leafy vegetables to eat, grandpa will return your bowl next time." ”
There is only the old woman and the food in the world that can not be disappointed, and he has to go home quickly to let the old woman taste such delicious mountain spring water.
Liu Yixiang looked at Wu Baoguang's hurried back and smiled, don't look at Grandpa Wu's running fast, but not a drop of spiritual spring water in the bowl was spilled.
The value of the fish that Grandpa Wu gave her was far less than that of Lingquan, but what she fancied was not the value of the items, this meat did not forget her heart, and she was willing to help her when she was in difficulty, she was willing.
Liu Yixiang put away the smile on her lips, narrowed her eyes, and showed a sharp gaze in her eyes.
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She kicked the two awake, Shi Nanfei looked at the person and dog in front of him, and couldn't remember why he was here.
With disdain on his face, "Little Evil Star, why are our two brothers here?"
Rhubarb jumped up and gave him a paw on his face, and three blood marks appeared neatly on his face.
"Wang!"
Liu Yixiang felt a lot of depression in her heart, and touched Rhubarb's head to show her reward.
Shi Nanping didn't have time to stop his big brother pig from talking nonsense, he had already seen the power of the big yellow dog Daxian, where did he dare to be presumptuous.
Shi Nanping begged for mercy in a low voice: "Daxian, please spare the little one, it's a small mouth." ”
As if triggering a switch, Shi Nanping's eyes lit up, and his hands slapped heavily towards his face, and his cheeks became red after a while.
Immortals, no, where can he afford to provoke the fairy dog, the big husband has to be able to bend and stretch, and it is nothing to admit his mistakes and beg for mercy, life is the most important thing.
"You...... Little brother, what are you doing here!She's a little girl, we're afraid of what this little evil star will do!" Shi Nanfei hated iron and looked at his brother.
! Big brother is a pig brain, don't take me with you if you want to die, is the owner of the fairy dog easy to provoke?! Woo woo woo he was young and died here before he married a wife......
Little Evil Star, Little Evil Star, Liu Yixiang's eyes became cold, she saw that the rhubarb hit people's hearts and her depression dissipated, what did she do herself? Wouldn't it be more refreshing!
Liu Yixiang slapped Shi Nanfei with a calm face, of course, she didn't use the aura, the spiritual spring water kept nourishing her physique, and the body absorbed the aura, although the aura of Yunmeng Mountain was meager, it was also nourishing her, and he felt good without aura, not to mention using aura, he was afraid that he would die on the spot.
"Wangwang!" "When Liu Yixiang hit someone, Rhubarb shouted on the side to cheer for her.
Fortunately, he is clever and eye-catching, otherwise he would not have to be beaten up like his eldest brother, the little girl is so ruthless when she beats people at a young age, terrible!
Liu Yixiang took out the green vegetable seeds and clenched her fists, "You plant the green vegetables and pour the water from the well, don't think about being lazy." ”
Liu Yixiang glanced at the rhubarb, the rhubarb blessed the soul, Xiangxiang wanted it to supervise them, Wang!
Shi Nanfei's left eye was blue, and he objected: "I don't! Why should I grow vegetables for you!"
Shi Nanping instructed his eldest brother earnestly: "Big brother, you listen to me, do it well, Miss Liu's words are the holy decree." ”
After that, he smeared oil on the soles of his feet, took the green vegetable seeds in Liu Yixiang's hand and went to plant vegetables.
Shi Nanfei, who opposed Liu Yixiang, was of course beaten by Rhubarb again, and now his right eye also turned blue-black.
Symmetrical, Rhubarb stared at him admiring his masterpiece.
Shi Nanfei's eyes on the rhubarb made his heart furious, this dog has become a sperm, how can he beat someone if he doesn't agree with him!
Shi Nanfei turned around and ran, and he didn't care if he would be beaten again.
Rhubarb was angry, and dared to run! chased him out, and found that he was not running, but planting vegetables, it seems that he misunderstood the two-legged beast, and took a sweet potato and lay down next to the spiritual spring to supervise the two.
Shi Nanping: Listen to me, right?
Shi Nanfei: I'm scared......
Liu Yixiang saw that Rhubarb was supervising very well, so she went to fish, and they were not afraid to run if they wanted to, just beat them.
Shi Nanping pulled the grass seriously, he just wanted the fairy dog to let him go after planting the vegetables......
"Little brother, let's run! I don't think the dog will be able to catch up with us. ”
"I advise you not to die......"
After Shi Nanping finished pulling the weeds, he didn't dare to ask if Rhubarb had a hoe, so he directly loosened the soil with his hands.
Shi Nanfei was dumbfounded, he didn't seem to know his little brother......
Shi Nanping did his best to loosen the soil, sprinkle green vegetable seeds, and cover the soil.
Shi Nanfei didn't do anything, he went to the well to fetch a bucket of water in fright, and the big yellow dog was staring at him, can he not be afraid.
Shi Nanping's two brothers didn't dare to leave after planting vegetables, Shi Nanfei wanted to leave, but seeing the little brother's cowardice standing still, he didn't dare to move, definitely not because Rhubarb kept staring at him......
Kitchen.
Liu Yixiang was making lunch, she poured some oil into the pot, fried the fish on both sides, and then added Lingquan water, the fish soup slowly turned milky white, and took advantage of the time to boil the fish soup and the noodles to make thick noodles, and went down to the fish soup......
When the fish soup was gurgling again, Liu Yixiang scalded a handful of green vegetables in it, added some salt, and the fish noodles were ready.
Liu Yixiang called rhubarb, "Rhubarb, it's time to eat." ”
"Wang!" a carp in rhubarb is stiff, and here it is.
The noodles are chewy in the mouth, the simple seasoning collides with the fish and the spring water to create a perfect spark, and the milky white fish soup is fragrant and sweet, and there is a faint aura, which makes the mouth relish.
Rhubarb even finished the soup in the bowl, the best meal it had ever eaten in its life, and it couldn't help but let out a comfortable snort.
The two people standing in the courtyard salivated, fragrant! It was too fragrant! If it weren't for Shi Nanfei's beating today, he would have already started to grab it.
Shi Nanping tried his best to resist the desire to swallow saliva, but don't think about the dog fairy's lunch, I'm afraid I don't want to be beaten!
After eating, Liu Yixiang instructed Rhubarb to wash the dishes, went to the room, and pretended to be the reincarnation pill taken out in his room.
took out the Five Grains Reincarnation Pill from his backpack, walked to the two brothers, pointed to the ground outside the bamboo strips, and pointed to the pill the size of a fist, meaning simply: "Dig a big pit and eat." ”
Shi Nanfei: ????What is this? It looks like it's going to eat the dead.
Although Shi Nanping didn't understand what medicine was sold in Liu Yixiang's gourd, he still appointed to dig a big pit outside the bamboo strip.
Shi Nanfei had no choice but to do so and dig up a big pit by hand......
The three of them looked at them from a distance with a pair of glowing green eyes......