Chapter Twenty-Six: Telling Jokes
Han Liang didn't bother to talk to Liu Xiaoxu, and after resting in place for a while, he led a group of children of the family through the enchantment gate and disappeared from everyone's sight.
Liu Xiaoxu rested for a while, feeling that his physical strength was almost recovered, so he got up and said, "I'm resting, you guys are resting here, I'll go through the pass first." ”
"Xiao Xu, don't be reckless, you have only rested for a while, how can you rest so quickly?" Lu Ping didn't believe it.
"I'm really pretty much rested, I'm not lying. Liu Xiaoxu said with a smile. Even he didn't know why his physical strength had recovered so quickly, but it was okay to catch up with Han Liang and them first, and monitor them to prevent them from setting any traps on the road.
"Then you can't go through the level so rashly, rest for a while, move forward with everyone, and take care of each other. Lu Ping persuaded again.
Liu Xiaoxu shook his head: "I'll go first, follow behind Han Liang's group, if they have any conspiracies, I will mark the ground, so that everyone can also be on guard." ”
After speaking, without waiting for Lu Ping to reply, he entered the enchantment gate.
A burst of light and shadow changes, and the surrounding scenery changes rapidly, presenting a hellish scene in front of you.
The scorched earth, the raging sea of fire, the traces of the fire everywhere, the devastation was so devastated that there was no place to find a good place. The strange firelight reflected the sky in a blood-red color, and the hot and violent air currents were restless and restless in the air, and every breath was like inhaling a flame, a heart-rending pain, and even normal breathing became a luxury.
And what the test taker has to do is to pass through this sea of purgatory.
Liu Xiaoxu immediately swallowed the painkiller pill. In just a moment, I felt a strange air current, running through the limbs. Immediately, he felt that his breathing was no longer hot and uncomfortable.
Liu Xiaoxu cautiously walked into this sea of fire.
Sure enough, he didn't feel any pain! This made him immediately relieved and strode forward.
It didn't take long for Liu Xiaoxu to catch up with Han Liang and them.
At this time, Han Liang, the children of the family, were walking in a low voice, and their expressions were very focused, so that when Liu Xiaoxu walked to them, these people didn't notice it.
"Yo, what is Han Dashao muttering?" asked Liu Xiaoxu.
The abrupt voice instantly disrupted the rhythm of everyone's recitation, and many people frowned, and their faces showed pain.
Han Liang's body also trembled, and he turned his head with difficulty, and when he saw that it was Liu Xiaoxu, his expression changed, and he said in a hoarse voice: "It's you little bastard...... You're not affected by the fire here?"
"Yes, who made the young master talented and has the aura of the protagonist? Are you angry? Envy or envy? Are you jealous or not? Do you want to beat me?" Every time Liu Xiaoxu said a word, Han Liang's face turned blue, and in the end, his face was already pale.
"You're cheating!" Han Liang said angrily.
"Cheating?" Liu Xiaoxu suddenly straightened his face and said angrily: "What kind of cheating? Only people who are useless to society will cheat! How can a person like me, a pillar of the country, cheat? Don't talk nonsense!"
"No matter what you say, I won't believe it! When the phantom array is out, I will explain this matter to the real person in charge. ”
"Then I'll have to wait until you get out of the phantom array first. ”
Liu Xiaoxu grinned, revealing a mouthful of small white teeth: "Hey, why is Han Dashao's body trembling, hey, why is his face sweating, look at your appearance, I'm afraid you won't be able to pass the second level." ”
"You!" Han Liang was furious, but then his brows furrowed, a touch of pain flashed on his face, and he hurriedly recited the mantra again. At the same time, his feet sped up, wanting to get rid of Liu Xiaoxu.
The others also quickened their pace, reciting mantras as they walked.
The mantra that these people recited was the Pure Heart Mantra, which Han Liang had just taught them. After reciting this pure heart mantra, they can clear their minds and calm their minds, hold the yuan and keep one, and alleviate the pain caused by the outside world, which is very magical, otherwise they would not be able to hold on for a long time.
Like the big family behind Han Liang, every year they will send the young heroes in the family to the Xianlan Sect to participate in the assessment, and in the long run, they will naturally summarize a set of methods on how to clear the Xianlan Sect's immortal gate assessment.
This method is one of the methods.
However, during the recitation of this pure heart formula, it must not be disturbed by the outside world, otherwise it will become invalid immediately.
Liu Xiaoxu's interruption just now had already interrupted their recitation of the Pure Heart Formula, which was also the reason why many people were in pain.
Liu Xiaoxu also quickly discovered that he was tired.
As soon as these children of the family stopped reciting the mantra, their faces showed pain, and if they recited the mantra, the pain on their faces would be slightly reduced.
"Could it be that this mantra can reduce the pain caused by the sea of fire like the painkiller pill?" Liu Xiaoxu thought about it, the more he felt that it was possible, so he hurriedly walked a few steps and kept up with these people, his mind spinning rapidly.
He had to think of a way to make it impossible for these people to recite the mantra. How do you make them unable to recite the mantra? Just distract them. How do you distract them?
Liu Xiaoxu thought about it and quickly came up with an idea, that is:
Tell jokes!
He turned his brain, and immediately thought of a joke, and told it to everyone with a smile:
"One day, a young man and a woman were dating by the lake, but the woman had eaten too much breakfast, and she wanted to fart and was afraid of being rejected by the man, so she thought of a solution. She said to the man, 'Childe, have you ever heard the cuckoo call?' and the man shook his head, saying that he hadn't heard it. When the woman heard this, she was overjoyed and said to the man, 'Then let the slave learn you the call of a cuckoo.' Then she let out a loud fart, and the fart was long and tactful, and sure enough, it was like the cuckoo's call, and the woman laughed, 'Childe, is this cuckoo's call like that of the slave?' The man nodded: 'Girl, you are so talented, I have never heard such a beautiful cuckoo call.' The woman said shyly, "After that, the slave family will learn from you every day." ””
As soon as the joke was finished, someone immediately popped and couldn't help but laugh. But then the man let out a terrible scream, and fainted in the flames.
"This Liu Xiaowang bastard deliberately wants us to be distracted, don't fall for him. Concentrate your mind, quickly recite the mantra, and don't be disturbed by him. Han Liang commanded loudly.
These children of the family hurriedly did so, and then they gradually got better.
Han Liang said loudly again: "Everyone speed up their pace, read while walking, and strive to get rid of this Liu Xiaowang bastard!"
"You want to get rid of me? That's impossible!"
Liu Xiaoxu hurriedly followed them, and then began to tell them jokes again.