Chapter Twenty-Seven: One More Joke

"Once upon a time, there was a legendary young man who lived in a remote mountain village and was very ugly. One day, this young man went hunting in the woods and rescued a girl who was as beautiful as a flower. This man and a woman, when they landed, Wang Ba looked at mung beans and saw the right eye. The two chatted very speculatively, and finally made a private agreement for life. The man asked the girl, where is your home, I want to meet my mother-in-law and give her a bride price of 380,000 yuan. The girl shook her head, saying that she was a fairy who had strayed into the world, and her mother's home was in the sky, and she couldn't go without mana. When the man heard this, he had to give up. ”

Liu Xiaoxu paused and continued:

It didn't take long for the two to become intimate. However, this young man felt that he was too ugly and had always had low self-esteem. Therefore, they have been married to the fairy for many years, and there has been no round room, and the fairy does not understand personnel, so the couple has respected each other for many years. As the days passed, the young man grew old, but the fairy was still as beautiful as a flower, and her face did not change. Originally, having such an eternally young and beautiful wife in the family was a dream of many men. But one day, this young man made an amazing decision!"

Speaking of this, Liu Xiaoxu looked at the children of the family, and said with a serious face: "Do you know what kind of decision he made? He actually divorced his beautiful wife! Not only did he divorce, but he also got together with the ugly daughter-in-law of the old Wang family next door!"

Liu Xiaoxu told the story, eloquently, subdued, and knew how to ambush and set up suspense, and several children of the family listened attentively.

At this time, Liu Xiaoxu continued to speak: "How ugly is this ugly daughter-in-law of the old Wang family next door? In one sentence, does it have archaeological value to look too good? Then the question arises again, why does this man let go of the family's wife, but he got together with the ugly daughter-in-law of the old Wang family next door?"

"Because house flowers are not as fragrant as wild flowers!"

"Because of the excitement of cheating!"

Many children of the family couldn't help but say, as soon as they opened their mouths, they were shocked to realize that they had fallen into Liu Xiaoxu's trap, and many people were full of pain because they stopped reciting the formula.

"No, you're all wrong!" Liu Xiaoxu shook his head and said loudly.

The fairy asked the young man how he could leave him an heir, and the young man told the fairy that if they slept together and did something shameful, they would have children. When the fairy heard this, she immediately pulled the young man to bed, and asked the young man to teach him how to do something to be ashamed of. The young man took off his pants and was about to demonstrate, but when he heard a cry from the fairy, he stared at him and pointed between his legs and said, 'Xianggong, I also have this thing!'"

After the joke was told, many children of the family couldn't stand it and laughed. This laugh interrupted the rhythm of the chanting.

But the joke was so hilarious that they couldn't stop laughing.

And Liu Xiaoxu didn't give them time to rest at all, and after telling the second joke, he started to tell the third joke, and after telling the third joke, he started to tell the fourth joke......

Along the way, Liu Xiaoxu has been following them all the time, constantly telling them jokes, many children of the family because of listening to the jokes he told, forgetting to make a decision for a while, unable to bear the pain of the sea of purgatory, and fainted in an instant.

After passing the second level, there were only three children of the family left who followed Han Liang. The children of other families were all killed because they listened to Liu Xiaoxu's jokes, and they didn't clear the customs.

"You Liu Xiaowang bastard, it's so insidious!" After passing the second level, everyone came to an open space, Han Liang glared at Liu Xiaoxu and said angrily.

Just in the second level, Liu Xiaoxu was like a chatterbox, and the jokes were endless. Han Liang lost his mind several times, and almost caught his way, thanks to this assessment, he not only prepared the heart purification technique, but also prepared other means, so that under Liu Xiaoxu's interference, he barely passed the second level of assessment.

"Insidious? How can you Han Da Shao be insidious? In the first level, he deliberately dug a pit to calculate us, and I was just a courtesy. Liu Xiaoxu rolled his eyes, shook his legs, and looked like he was underbeaten.

"Little bastard, you don't need to be proud, wait until the third level, I will definitely want you to look good!" Han Liang said hatefully.

In this third level, the assessment content of the four peaks is different. However, in Han Liang's opinion, Liu Xiaoxu will most likely choose Gangfeng like most people.

After all, Gangfeng's spells are powerful, as a disciple of immortal cultivation, who doesn't want to have an unpredictable spell to defeat the invincible opponent in the world and be admired by thousands of people?

And Gangfeng's assessment content is to fight with the wolves in the illusion, and kill a certain number of wolves, even if he passes the assessment. Han Liang had known this for a long time. After all, the family behind him has been sending newcomers to the Xianlan Sect in recent years, and it is not unusual to know the content of the assessment.

And Han Liang's plan was to use the wolves inside to deal with Liu Xiaoxu, rather than him doing it himself. In this way, he did not violate the taboo of deliberately hurting people.

"Really? You want to make me look good at the third level? Oh, I'm looking forward to it. Liu Xiaoxu grinned and made a harmless appearance: "This third level, how are you going to make me look good." ”

"Hehe, I'll find out when you go in. Han Liang sneered and pointed to Gangfeng's enchantment door.

Above the clearing, there are a total of four enchantment gates, which represent the assessment of the four peaks.

Liu Xiaoxu glanced at Gangfeng's enchantment gate, pouted, and said, "Let me go first? I'm not so stupid! What if after I go in, you suddenly admit it, don't dare to enter, and choose other peaks instead?"

"Joke! I will admit it unless the sun hits the west!" Han Liang scoffed.

"I can't say for sure, I can only rest assured if you go in first. Liu Xiaoxu's eyes flashed.

"Cheng! go in, go in, I'll wait for you inside, and when you enter the enchantment, I will definitely let you know the fate of offending me!" Han Liang finished speaking, striding towards Gangfeng's enchantment.

Soon, his figure disappeared into the barrier.

"Han Shao has entered, should we follow up as well?" Above the open space, the children of other families were discussing.

"That's natural, but you have to let this Liu Xiaowang bastard in first, so that he doesn't go back on his word...... Huh, what about this Liu Xiaowang bastard?" someone was surprised.

"Master is here!" I don't know when, Liu Xiaoxu came to the gate of the barrier of Yuhui Peak, and said with a wicked smile: "I'm really sorry, I have a problem, that is, I don't want to walk with fools, originally I wanted to choose Gangfeng, but Han Liang, a big fool, has already entered, so I can only reluctantly choose another peak, bye~"

After that, Liu Xiaoxu plunged headlong into the barrier gate of Yuhui Peak and disappeared in front of everyone.

It wasn't until this time that everyone reacted, they were all played by Liu Xiaoxu, and they couldn't help but scold, but Liu Xiaoxu had already entered the enchantment, where would they hear it?

After scolding for a while, these children of the family could only give up and enter the enchantment gate of Gangfeng.

"What about Liu Xiaowangbastard? Why are there only a few of you? Why didn't that little bastard come in?"

Inside the Gangfeng Barrier Gate, the scene inside has changed greatly, there is a desert in front of you, and wolves in the distance. Of course, these wolves are also illusions and do not cause real harm to people. At this time, Han Liang was standing next to a mound, looking around at the children of the family who had just entered the enchantment.

"Liu Xiaoxu didn't come in, he chose other peaks, and we were all deceived by him. A child of a family said weakly.

Hearing this, Han Liang was so angry that his nose was crooked, and he roared angrily: "This bastard, you actually dare to trick me! I, Han Liang, are incompatible with him!"