Five hundred and sixteen, cliff-like degrading
Immediately afterwards, there was a coughing sound, and everyone realized that everyone hurriedly looked up, and it turned out that Xianzun was laughing, and everyone was stupid there. Because for centuries, almost no one has heard her laughter.
Chen Lu was also stunned for a while, and said, "Wow, what a beautiful laugh!, like Sister Feng, we will all call you Sister Feng today, right?"
At this time, more than a dozen men were tied in, and Xianzun asked, "What about the twenty-four messengers?"
One of the men said, "They're still looking for the fox." ”
Chen Lu guessed, this should be the twelve Heavenly Monarchs, aren't there men here? Xianzun said: "I'll talk to you later, if I can't find your master, none of you will survive." ”
Chen Lu said: "Sister, seeing that you are so weak and can't help the wind, why are you so ruthless? Isn't it just a broken peach, and a broken fox? How can this be used for a master? My old man is confused by you, I don't get involved, my mother told me to go home for dinner." Hurry up and untie me. ”
Xianzun said, "Okay, if you understand, you can go back." You just said, do you know who took the peaches, is that true?"
Chen Lu said categorically: "I know, I know too well, I was at the scene of the crime at that time, and I could see it clearly." At that time, I wanted to make a move when it was time to help, but I was intimidated by her arrogance. ”
"Tell me about it. ”
Chen Lu said: "If you don't say it, you are not sincere, who will say?"
Xianzun said, "Believe you, say it." ”
Chen Lu said, "Do you have a row of people going to pick peaches?"
Immortal Venerable said, "That's right. ”
"Do you have to go through the palace gate?"
Xianzun said: "Then you don't need to say!, there is a heaven and a net below, and not even a mosquito can enter." At this time, only a snap was heard, and it was the voice of Xianzun himself.
Chen Lu said: "Is this mosquito staring at you?"
Xianzun said: "Not yet, I was decisively killed by the deity." ”
This is really a slap in the face, and he said that even a mosquito can't get in, right? Chen Lu laughed, laughing evilly, everyone understood what he meant. Chen Lu continued the topic of Xianzun and said: "Sister Venerable, if you say this, this matter will be easy to investigate, just ask the gatekeeper." ”
Yang Fengzi shouted: "You are spewing blood, you are good with Xiantao, she gave you the peach." ”
Chen Lu said: "Sister, did you hear that? She arranged another beautiful woman for my old man in such a short time." After you disperse, she is very likely to spread the scandal between the two of us. Who made you laugh just now, and still laugh so brightly!"
Xianzun said: "Feng Zi, you are an honest child, to be honest, do you take it?"
Yang Fengzi knelt down on the steps and said, "Zunniang, who am I, you don't know." ”
Xianzun said: "Of course I know, the deity has heard about it a long time ago, you have asked Xiantao several times, Xiantao, do you say there is such a thing?"
Xian Tao said: "Zun Niang Mingjian, every time she tastes peaches, she makes it difficult for me, not only to eat peaches, but also to the freshest." Say that I'd rather eat a bite of fresh peaches than a bunch of rotten fruits. But the number of peaches was limited, and she was never given one. ”
Immortal Venerable was furious, his voice lowered, and said, "Search," followed by another cough. A few female generals came over early, searched for it, and sure enough, they found a bright and dripping big peach, which was really in front of everyone's eyes, and everyone was stupid.
Yang Fengzi sat down on the steps as if he had been struck by lightning.
The searcher said, "Zun Niang, there is only one." ”
Immortal Venerable said: "Fools, all stand down." Of course, there was only one, and that one had already been eaten by her. This fire-burning girl really doesn't have much knowledge, and she doesn't know that this peach pit will be recycled to Wanqing Mountain. Feng Zi, you don't know how to lift, you are the life of the fire, and punish her for doing her old job. ”
Someone had already come over to write it down for her, and then asked, "General Yang is now at the level of deputy minister, how can I arrange the rank?" The level in the dining room is too low. ”
Xianzun said weakly: "Cliff-like demotion, downgrading to the deputy stock level, and retaining the cadre establishment." Xiantao, you can be flat. The deity misunderstood and wronged you, and I comforted them when I went back, and the year-end bonus was added to you. What about those messengers, why have they been there for so long?"
Before the words fell, a group of people walked in with the goddess and shouted, "The goddess of Wushan has arrived." Immortal Venerable hurriedly got up and downgraded to greet the goddess.
Just as he was about to speak, his eyes suddenly lit up, he stared at Xiaobai, and said, "Son, where have you been?" frightened my mother. ”
The goddess said, "Hey, Venerable Fang, this is not the way of hospitality, when I come to you, I won't be able to go up?"
Xianzun was embarrassed, grabbed the hand of the goddess, and walked onto the platform together.
Chen Lu said: "It turned out to be your son, Xiaobai, and uncle is here." ”
Xiaobai looked at it and said, "Uncle, you really know how to play, how did you do it, you can run there?"
Chen Lu said: "Don't say it, it's all tears if you talk too much." You are a white, your uncle is a rookie, they are all god-level, especially your mother, you can play how you want, and your uncle was played to death by your mother. ”
The generals shouted again.
Xiaobai said: "Mother, it was my uncle who rescued me." After telling the story, the whole hall fell silent.
Brocade and Hongyun stopped working, and without waiting for the order, they stood up all of a sudden, and said loudly: "Chen Guanren is the hero, and Yang Fengzi is the culprit." ”
Xianzun said, "You go and untie him." Attention, men are good at deceiving people, don't let him fool you into losing your nature. ”
Chen Lu laughed and said, "My old man still has this charm, charming, no way." You don't need to untie it, I'll do it myself. As he spoke, he sent out the exercises, and the entire net was shattered.
The people exclaimed. Chen Lu said: "This is very ordinary, it's just that one of your magic weapons has been broken, this is not bad for me, Xianzun don't look at me like that, let alone be obsessed with brother, brother is just a legend." After speaking, he floated onto the platform, floated past Yang Fengzi, and said, "Don't mess with me." ”
Yang Fengzi smelled his familiar smell and remembered that he deliberately approached the door just to put the peaches into his bag, which was tricked and put in, this person really can't be provoked.
Chen Lu got on the platform, he didn't have to let him, he sat down on the guest seat, pointed to Xianzun and said, "The surname Fang, you will take revenge." ”
Xianzun was a little embarrassed, saw him sitting next to the goddess, and said, "It turns out that you came together, why don't you come to see the deity together?"
The goddess said: "My sister should know me, I usually be imaginative, alone, I don't like to interact with people, I am used to it, today I am entrusted by a friend, I want to hang out here, I want to visit my sister, I don't think about it......"
Xianzun said: "Sister, don't say it anymore, the deity knows that it is wrong." Chen Guanren, this is for you, it is a kind of heart. Pick up the big peach next to him and throw it to Chen Lu.