Brocade said: "General Yang, I said it, he is my friend, come to see me, can't you?"

Yang Fengzi said: "Ao, friend, what friend, you know the rules of respecting your mother, but you will be punished." ”

Brocade was furious: "If you fart, can't I have a boyfriend? No, can't I have a male friend? Don't you? Don't let us say something unpleasant." "I'm going to kill with a sword in my hand.

Chen Lu listened to it really well, people like Yang Madman also like it? I don't know which man has a heavier taste.

At this time, Hongyun happened to come, ran over and grabbed the brocade and said, "What are you doing? This is an order to investigate the case, and he is not your good friend, haven't you already seen that he is unhappy? Forget it." ”

"Hongyun, we are Lao Tie, you don't know, he turned out to be a good person. ”

Hongyun looked at her in amazement and said, "How do you know?"

Brocade stomped his foot and said, "It's too late to elaborate, he is our benefactor, you should admit it! He has been dragged away, if you don't help me, get out of the way as soon as possible, lest our friends fail to do it." ”

As he spoke, he chased after him. Hongyun said: "I have long said that he is a good person, you help him, why don't I help? ”

Yang Fengzi left the soldiers to block the two, and they dragged Chen Lu to float down. Chen Lu was dragged into a daze by them, and the fire grew. Damn, the tiger is not powerful, do you think I am a dead mouse?

But he then calmed down. I didn't do anything, I can't admit the peach thing, if I admit it, wouldn't it affect the peach and the peach. If they admit it themselves, then it's no wonder that I'm an old man, in short, I can't take revenge.

Chen Lu heard the fighting sound behind him and knew that Brocade and Hongyun wanted to save him. This brocade girl is really cold on her face, and her heart is like fire. My old man is very charming, I can't help it. But it's okay to make a fuss, don't get hurt.

There is also the fact that Xianzun, an old witch, has extremely strict family laws, and he was afraid that the two of them would be severely punished, so he shouted: "You guys don't care about me, I'm fine, stop it." The two listened but continued to fight.

Chen Lu was dragged into a large hall, and he took a look, Wen Dongwu was lined up with immortal classes, and there was no one standing under the Danqi. This is good, the early dynasty of the Celestial Empire stood until the Qianqing Gate, and froze to death in the winter. A petty official like Chen Lu doesn't even have a position in His Majesty, so it's better to be an immortal.

Chen Lu simply came to Xu Yuan and went straight into Cao Ying without saying a word, and when they spoke, they would see each other when the time came.

Yang Fengzi stood on the steps, and a weak voice came: "You spit out that peach pit?"

Chen Lu listened to this voice like a wind blowing willows, without a little strength. Chen Lu felt funny. As far as he knew, Xianzun was a white-haired old woman, is this Xianzun?

Chen Lu shouted: "Who are you? What are you talking about? Hum chirping, it's similar to mosquito barking, you can untie it for my old man first, and then talk about it." ”

Yang Fengzi said: "Zun Niang asked you, did you vomit that peach pit." If it's you, tell the truth, don't hit if you're punished, don't be punished if you hit, otherwise you'll ......"

Chen Lu had already found Xiantao kneeling there. I felt sorry for myself, because I had caused others to suffer. Xiantao is the boss of these fairy girls, and of course she has to take the main leadership responsibility.

Chen Lu said: "I don't know what you're talking about, my old man really saw someone lose a peach." I'm not an old Oriental gentleman, and I'm not interested in stealing this job. However, my old man did see someone stealing it. ”

At this time, there was a commotion outside the main hall. Yang Fengzi whispered to the elder for a while. Chen Lu stretched his neck and wanted to look at Immortal Venerable, but he couldn't see clearly.

"Let them in. "It's the weak voice of the Immortal Venerable.

Brocade and Hongyun ran in, knelt down to salute, and Brocade said: "Venerable Niang, we arrived at the Goddess Peak and killed two messengers in battle, if it weren't for this Chen Guanren, we would have to be wiped out." It is said that the grace of a drop of water is ...... when a spring springs."

"Shut up," a soft voice came out, "If you have kindness, you will be rewarded, and this truth still uses you to educate the deity! It was you who moved your mortal heart and was blinded by this man." How many times have I told you, there are no good things in the men of the human world, and they should all be killed. They are promiscuous, and they also call life and death a love word, I bah. How many times has the deity told you that you don't have a long memory?"

What kind of logic is this? Men in the world threw your children into the well? How does this sound so much like a scholar in the human world, who doesn't want to make progress all day long, complains about the heavens and people, complains about the court every day, and finally comes to a reasoning, I am a scholar, the court doesn't pay attention to me, and the court doesn't pay attention to scholars, which is really the same.

Brocade said: "Zun Niang, don't listen to the nonsense of Madman Yang, who rarely takes those two broken peaches? Chen Guanren doesn't know what these peaches are. He's just going to take a look around here and see the old people. This Yang madman beat a rake, and the thief shouted to catch the thief. ”

Chen Lu smiled and said, "You, a venerable lady and a dead old woman, are not as knowledgeable as these two messengers. Let me analyze, you have two situations, one is that you may have let a man deceive, oh, maybe not a deception, you think you have been deceived, so you hate men so much. There is another kind, that is, you have become an old woman in her old age, men don't look down on you anymore, you are perverted. ”

At this time, there were hundreds of female generals, holding swords and pointing at Chen Lu.

"Wait, you all stand down, your surname is Chen, right? "There was a weak voice again.

Chen Lu looked up slowly, rubbed his eyes, froze, and was stunned. Brocade saw it and coughed, Chen Lu woke up and shouted: "You slave, hurry up, your old witch let me see her, I'll talk to you later." ”

It's still that soft voice: "The deity is the old witch, not the slave you said." ”

Chen Lu was stupid all of a sudden, completely stupid. This is obviously a beautiful girl who is congenitally deficient, quiet as a boudoir waiting for words, moving like a weak willow to help the wind;

Chen Lu took a long time to understand and said, "Wow, there is indeed the beauty of Xi Shi's heart." It's strange, how can the ten directions of the universe be full of beauties. I've been deceived by some books and so on, isn't it a gray-haired toothless?"

Both sides shouted: "Bold." ”

Chen Lu said: "You have misunderstood, it is rumored in our place that Xianzun is a toothless man, that is, an old lady who is already old and toothless, and now it is rumored that this is the case in the human world." I've been lied to for so many years. My old man is gone, I want to claim compensation, and you have to accompany me here. What is the name of Zunniang, deliberately misleading me, this is obviously a respected sister, but it's not right, it's a respected sister. Sister, I don't understand, how can you lead the Crape Myrtle Pond when you look so sick?"

The hall was dead silent. Suddenly there was a burst of laughter, and it was a giggle, and everyone was taken aback, and when they looked around, they didn't notice anyone laughing.