Chapter 77: MC Watering Can Emperor

Even though Ning He's pit father is first-rate, "anger" is indeed as he understands it.

The three poisons of greed, hatred, and ignorance are all stained by the heart, and they cannot be freed, which is called confusion, that is, confusion and error in thinking. To put it simply-

Friend, your mind is dangerous, and you have to be sent to reform like this!

If you want to say that the outstanding representative of "anger" is none other than Sun Wukong, his personality is flammable and explosive, he makes trouble in the heavenly palace, stabs hell in the bottom, grabs the treasure in the Dragon Palace, and hates the aurora when he is not satisfied.

Therefore, looking at the scene inside the "hate" door, which was completely inconsistent with his imagination, Lu Duhuan was stunned for a moment.

What's going on, why don't you play cards according to the routine again?

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There is no such thing as bullies running rampant, robbing people's daughters, forcing good people to be prostitutes or something, which makes people feel angry, shout grass when they see it, and then draw their swords.

This inner room is full of fog, as if it was a dry ice sale during filming, and the three of Lu Duhuan couldn't take in the scene of the entire inner room like the "idiot" door, and they all walked forward cautiously.

After walking for about a stick of incense, he had already walked to the depths of the inner room, and Lu Duhuan estimated in his heart that this should be about the same area as the inner room of the "idiot" door.

The three of them looked around as they walked, and they happened to meet a pair of pear blossom eyes with rain.

Shao Mo: "???"

Lu Duhuan: "!!"

Ning He: "!!"

A beautiful woman in a white dress like a light gauze was standing not far in front of them looking at them, with tears in her eyes, as if she had been completely wronged, trying her best to suppress her crying, complaining and hesitating, and her beautiful eyes with tears and rain outlined a taste of wanting to say goodbye.

A beauty deserves to be a beauty, and even crying is beautiful!

Where is like Ning He, aggrieved, either his mouth is pouted into an isosceles triangle, or he just stares at his eyes and a handful of snot and tears, his emotions are full, and his sense of beauty is not.

Lu Qian hated that iron was not steel, and glanced at Ning He, and expressed his disappointment in his unfilial son with his eyes.

Ning He didn't know why, scratched his head and asked, "Huanhuan, what's wrong, why do you look at me like this?"

Before Lu Duhuan could answer, he continued:

"Why did this suddenly pop up a person, she cried so sadly, and she was dressed as if she had just come back from a funeral, and the most important thing was that she actually cried to us! I am familiar with this routine, this kind of conversation is like a book, and the encounter with the weeping beauty on the road will definitely be accompanied by a perfect blackmail plot, she must want to deceive our sympathy, and then cheat us out of our money!"

Lu Qianhuan: "......"

She frowned, feeling that Ning He's ideological consciousness was not good, so she even educated him:

"Can you have some brain circuits in the yang world?!Why must it be blackmail, maybe it's a young girl who married a hundred years old man, and she has worked hard for many years, and finally gave the old man a burp, and since then she has inherited the huge inheritance he left behind, and then I can't help crying happily when I think of the wolf dog with abdominal muscles in my left hand in the future, the soft and cute milk dog in my right hand, and a large amount of money in the middle......

Ning He's eyes lit up after hearing this, and he gave Lu Duhuan a thumbs up, a "happy" pink-headed Yazi, "Wow, it seems that this plot is really fine, it deserves to be your !!"

Shao Mo: "......"

Brother Mo, an honest man, is often incompatible with the two people next to him who are too progressive in their thinking because his thoughts are not perverted enough.

Ning He also wanted to continue to discuss with Lu Duhuan, how much property did the woman in the white dress inherit that suddenly appeared before she was so happy that she cried-

A broadcast cavity sounded, like a 3D stereo surround, almost deafening their ears, this voice was very emotional, with a hint of sweet sadness, eloquent-

[She was a simple and innocent mortal orphan girl, but she didn't expect to be captured by bandits one day, and when she was most desperate, she was saved by him like a god. He is the Nine Heavenly Gods who are not stained with dust, and she was accepted as an apprentice by him, which is both fortunate and unfortunate. 】

This broadcast tone is subdued and frustrated, the sense of rhythm is very good, and the mood is also very full-

[In the Nine Heavens, he and her accompany him day and night, and the master-apprentice relationship is deep. In her mind, he was like a god, and he actually taught her immortal art in person, she was inferior, and compared to him was like the soil on the ground, but the master who was high in her heart regarded her as a jewel, settled all her troubles for her, and endured the catastrophe for her, just so that she could once attain the Tao and cultivate into an immortal body, she loved the master as crazy, but the master-apprentice love was a taboo incestuous thing, and it was shameful for the heavenly realm, she ......]

Ning He, the leader of the book world and the Commission for Discipline Inspection, said that he couldn't stand this broadcasting cavity, and the ants had been racing for ten years, but it was still telling the story of the ancient sadomasochism.

What's the matter? Are you still going to engage in a Renaissance movement in the deep realm of sadomasochism?

Also, what is she, what else, popular science pronouns?

And thenβ€”

Ning He took a step forward, only to see him take a deep breath, then he was angry and shouted loudly:

"Then go to your sister's god-like teacher to protect her, pity her, spoil her, Gan Linliang only doesn't love her, she is like a mallet carefully guarding her love, lest it be known by others, give her faith in her heart to bring trouble and ridicule to the horse-stepper, but I didn't expect ......"

Yes, Ning He, the little prince of surfing in the sub-world of the script, with years of experience in reading texts and seeing cross-frequency, snatched the job of the sudden narration of the broadcasting cavity.

And he vividly told the effect of shouting wheat for a beautiful and poignant sadomasochism, which can be called the king of shouting wheat in the cultivation world, and is known as the MC watering can emperor.

Voice Talker: ......

The job was suddenly robbed, and it didn't know for a while whether it was better to take the initiative to lay off the job, or to snatch the job back and continue to unfold the plot......

It's obviously a confusing plot to break through the test, but a male player has a unique way and directly grabs the job next to him at the beginning.

Take the narrator's path so that the narrator has no way out.

Moreover, how did this beautiful and poignant love story, which was originally a cry for the listener and angry for the hearer, directly turned into a stand-up comedy similar to "Newspaper the Name of the Dish" in the mouth of this male player.

......

In the end, the narrator still snatched the job back:

【...... One day, she couldn't help but kiss Shizun, but she didn't expect it, but she was discovered by Shizun's nominal deed immortal, and immediately frantically beat her, she was almost beaten to the point of dismemberment, Xin Hao Shizun protected her in time, and Shizun had a dispute with his immortal who was actually dead. 】

The voice began to grow deeper, and his voice was unabashedly angry.

[He blamed the immortal for hurting his good apprentice, and the immortal thought that this pair of master and apprentice were filthy and secretly contended; and she, as his immortal, had been in a relationship with him for many years, and life and death were together, but she couldn't even match a mere apprentice who had been with him for decades; he told him about it when he was angry; master and apprentice love was shameful in the heavenly realm, and the master had a high status and was admired, so as an apprentice, she was forced to ask her heart, she was about to die, she tearfully told her master that he was the person she loved, and she could do anything for him regardless of life and death......]

Shao Mo: "???"

Lu Qianhuan: "......"

Ning He: "......"