Chapter 78: Selling melon seeds in the front row!
Lu Duhuan really didn't have the ears to listen to it, and let out a long sigh, this fairy love story with a familiar painting style is spicy to the ears at the same time, and he can't help but have grass in his heart.
It is enough to make her evasive attitude towards this announcer voice narrator engraved on her DNA from generation to generation, so that her descendants will not be fed the same again.
She—
Shennong, happy!
With many years of experience in Qiwen and countless thunders, he dares to shoot Ning He's 36D packing ticket!
That immortal must be a tool man with a vicious female supporting script, a stumbling block on the road to true love.
Otherwise, with that ninefold Heavenly Immortal Venerable, who lives and dies, can he be no match for a mortal little apprentice who descended from the sky?
She felt that this fairy realm hometown love had not yet played a HE ending, and the main reason was that the apprentice of the immortal Venerable had not studied in the international green tea class.
How can it be enough to only kiss her already married master, there should be a line that makes everyone happy and happy-
"I'm here to join this family, not to break up this family!"
This apprentice and sister are not very good, Lu Duhuan is full of complaints-
To tell the truth, she even began to wonder if this apprentice sister had any special habits?
Could it be that she is a personal husband???
Other people's food is always more fragrant, so I want to loosen the soil with a hammer???
Someone saved you, and you still want to make a promise to each other, this is revenge!
Ning He also had an expression like swallowing a fly, speechless and choked.
Although he is a lover of cool literature, in order to recharge the system, he used to be a Chinese literature brother who has read thousands of books of various types.
But he has never seen such a large scale, the bloody plot, and the mentally retarded plot of the characters, which makes him deeply admired.
Disrespectful, disrespectful, he is still too young.
It seems that the weeping beauty in the distance is the vain. This looks really amazing-
Yuyunyan, who is wearing a long white dress, has a slender and thin figure, a waist that is unbearable to hold, and a delicate and small face.
Anyone who sees it will feel pity and infinite desire to protect.
Yan Zheng, a little white flower who only has an external expression target in the deep world of sadomasochism, should learn from this senior.
After all, there is no future for being King Kong Barbie.
not only wants to become a female classmate with no story, but also loses the favor of a cold and domineering master who "lets her make trouble, and he clears all obstacles".
......
Shao Mo's eyes were a little confused, and he didn't seem to be able to understand the words of the announcer.
He raised his eyes to look at Lu Duhuan, and asked with a hint of puzzlement in his voice: "Senior sister, in the story, that Immortal Venerable has a wife?"
Lu Duhuan nodded and responded: "According to what this voice said, it is indeed true. ”
Shao Mo's expression became even more confused, "Then why, is it still so close to, apprentice? If you have no feelings for your wife, then why do you want to form a contract?"
Shao Mo grew up with the abusive and addicted Demon Xiu, and he had little contact with information about the outside world, and his mother was even more difficult to protect herself, and she had never taught him anything about it, and she was also ignorant about feelings.
It's just that after coming out of the Forest of Bones, when passing through the mortal realm, he vaguely glimpsed one or two from the relationship between mortal husband and wife, and he can also understand that if he marries a wife, he has to be responsible for his wife, so he is indeed asking seriously, he really doesn't understand the logic in the story.
Lu Qianhuan: "......"
Ning He: "......"
This...... Watson, you've found a blind spot!
Lu Qianhuan's face distorted for a moment, with all due respect, this question is too difficult, too difficult!
At this time, the conscientious work attitude of the announcer rescued Lu Duhuan. It spit out sonorous words again, and opened its mouth in a subdued and frustrated tone—
[When she was about to be pushed onto the platform, at this time, her master came forward, and he said that he and the little apprentice only had the love of master and apprentice, and did not involve love. This kind of rhetoric, discerning people naturally don't believe it, although as an immortal, his status is supremely respected, but he can't resist these thousands of gossip. In order to calm down the public opinion, and even more so that the little apprentice will not be criticized......]
The narrator of the announcer is like a fine, self-taught, and the storyteller's appetizer has been learned so much that it took half a quarter of an hour to continue—
[Xianzun quickly made a decision, and he asked the little apprentice to go to the inquiry platform to be questioned. Whoever goes to this platform, if he tells a lie, he will inevitably suffer the pain of ten thousand swords, but if it involves love, the one who bears this pain is the person he loves. When she stepped on the platform, her beautiful and fragile eyes looked at the god in her heart, and the handsome and cold god glanced at her without any emotion in his eyes......]
"Click, click"
The sparse sound of swallowing melon seeds sounded, adding a cheering atmosphere to the voice of the narrator.
Ning He, a Xiu'er, probably usually eats too many melons, and has developed the habit of carrying melon seeds with him.
He also grabbed a handful of both hands, gave one to Lu Duhuan, and stuffed one into Shao Mo's hand, enthusiastically like on the train, pushing the cart and shouting in a loud voice, "Melon seeds, soda, popcorn, drinks, mineral water, hey, the comrades in front of you lift your feet".
The announcer didn't expect to be interrupted again, and this time, it grew.
It completely ignored Ning He, and continued to speak loudly, the words were sonorous and powerful, and in order to render the pathos of this story, it actually began to play background music-
[Although the god in her heart had cold eyes, she still sent her a voice and said, 'Don't be afraid, to tell the truth, everything has me', her eyes were red, and she felt that everything was worth it, as long as the master gave her a little response, she would be willing, and the question of the heart table came aggressively, 'You have a heart of admiration for your master', she replied, 'Yes', the immortals were in an uproar, but the immortal Zun's face did not change, and the handsome and refined face did not have any fluctuating emotions......]
The announcer is starting to have a hoisting appetite again, although they are actually not very interested in this Renaissance ten-year-old romance drama, but this is most likely a test prompt, so they are still very well-behaved.
Ning He even swallowed melon seeds while urging: "Go on, go on! Hey, don't say it, listening to the story and eating melon seeds, these melon seeds feel much more fragrant than usual." ”
Voice Talker: ......
There are such people in the cultivation world, sooner or later they will be finished, and if they are not saved, they will be sent to humane destruction.
It is a dedicated narrator, so after ignoring Ning He again, the story was broadcast again-
[When the immortals were in an uproar, the god-like master in her heart raised her hand lightly, and the immortals immediately quieted down, and he said, 'Everyone, but do you hear clearly?', all the immortals said yes, and immediately questioned him, accusing him of violating morality and being unworthy. He waved his hand lightly again, and the surroundings fell silent again, and he said, "It's good that you can hear it clearly, and I can rest assured......]