What is going on? How did I get to Shandong? Who am I? I am Chen Zicheng, yes, and shouted: "Hey, what are you doing? What are you talking about? What kind of thing are you, dare to question my old man like this? Go and ask, who in the ten directions of the world doesn't know me? Anyway, you guys! Serve me food and drink." ”

These people looked at each other, what are they talking about? Mess. Seeing that Chen Lu finished speaking, he forced himself inside, and the county commander was furious: "Where did you get such a product? ”

The two attachés hurriedly said, "Please calm your anger, don't you see? This is still a madman, let him go." ”

This has a great meaning of protection, but Chen Lu did not accept this invitation, and shouted: "You are talking nonsense, who is the madman? My old man is Chen Zicheng, the deputy envoy of the Celestial Empire, and he was blocked from going west to Harie, and Lingzun made trouble for me again, I didn't ride a dog, and I couldn't go back to the camp, so I ...... first."

"Come on, beat this madman out of here. "The prefectural order is really unbearable.

Chen Lu laughed and said, "Hit me, just rely on you? to tell you four words, don't mess with me." ”

Angry, the county commander shouted: "Hit, beat me hard." ”

The soap officials rushed out with ruthless sticks of water and fire, and smashed them down with their heads covered in their faces.

Chen Lu smiled and said, "Call you, call you." There was a snap, followed by a scream, and someone flew out. However, it was really Chen Lu and Chen Zicheng who flew out this time, and he hit his head with a buzzing sound.

A few people chased after him and kicked him violently, and he walked away.

Chen Lu was more surprised than painful in his heart, what about my skills? What about my blue belt? He rubbed his head, stood up with difficulty, wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth, untied his belt, and saw that the blue belt inside was still there. He slapped it with his left and right hands, without the slightest effect, and stomped on his left foot a few times, the same was true, he didn't see any red light shooting out, and the Qinglong Sword didn't bring it, and it was useless to bring it, this is an ordinary man.

He snorted to the soap officer standing at the gate, and said, "Dog fighting people, let you see my old man's skills another day, you wait." ”

The hero didn't eat the loss in front of him, picked up his hat, slapped it, gestured a few more times, and walked away stupidly.

There was a man who was secretly watching him, and it was reassuring to see him like this. After he went back, he kept complaining that the county order was too reckless, once he made a mistake, it would be difficult to meet in the future, looking at his performance at the door, he was really a madman, and everyone was relieved to report back to the county order.

Chen Lu was so hungry that he had no money, so he had to walk out of the city. He walked to a small village, and it was already dark. Chen Lu saw a small courtyard on the side of the road, and the family was finishing eating in the courtyard.

Chen Lu looked inside from the fence wall and ate millet rice.

He walked over and took a look and said, "Student Chen Zicheng, you are lost here, please give me a bite to eat." ”

An old man said, "It's all right, come in and eat." We Shandong people are the most hospitable, if you don't dislike it, just eat it. There is nothing good to eat, just live for a living. ”

Chen Lu was overjoyed, walked into the courtyard, and saw a big yellow dog lying on the edge of the fence wall, barking twice, startling Chen Lu. Fortunately, this big dog was drunk by the owner, so he was not bitten.

The old man said: "The second one's family, add a bowl of rice to the guests, and then fry the ......" Seeing Chen Lu come in, in the moonlight, it was an official uniform. The old man's face changed for a moment, and he said, "The second one's family, don't take it, keep this bowl of rice for a while and feed it to the dogs." ”

Chen Lu was furious, and he didn't care about being hungry, so he shouted: "You old man, you are a lot old, but you don't know respect. You just don't give me food, and I don't blame you, why do you scold me for no reason?"

The old man swooped to his feet and shouted, "I'm just scolding you, what's the matter? You people who eat people's food and don't pull human. There is a belly of flowery intestines, and none of them are for the common people. greedy for personal pleasure, regardless of the life or death of the people. Oppression of the good, flattery of superiors, shooting when he sees the poor, burning incense when he sees the rich. Full of benevolence, righteousness and morality, full of male thieves and female prostitutes. Even if we have food to feed the dogs, it is better than feeding you. ”

As he spoke, he put a bowl full of rice into the dog's bowl at once. Chen Lu was scolded for no reason, he couldn't care about him anymore, his eyes were fixed on the rice in the dog's bowl. It was supposed to be his, but I didn't expect to let this damn old man feed the dogs.

Chen Lu looked at it, drooled, and moved the idea of snatching it. The big yellow dog was just about to eat, but when he saw Chen Lu's gaze, he understood, and looked at Chen Lu vigilantly.

The old man said, "You hurry up, the neighbors will know about it in a while, and they will smash you as fertilizer, get out!"

Just this sound of drinking is equivalent to giving an order to the big yellow dog who has been waiting impatiently. Chen Lu's greedy eyes made it unhappy and made it not eat happily enough. Just drive him away. It barked twice and threw itself at Chen Lu.

At this time, Chen Lu couldn't take care of the dog food, turned around and ran, the big yellow dog bit his wide official robe, he tugged hard, stabbed, and ripped off a large piece. He immediately turned around and kicked the brute with his foot, kicking the boots out of the way at once.

The big yellow dog was taken aback, looked at the master, didn't mean to drink, rushed forward and took another bite, and tore off a large piece of the front hem of the official uniform.

Chen Lu didn't have anything, so he took off his black gauze hat and threw it at the big yellow dog. Then he heard someone running towards him, and he didn't care about his boots and hat, so he ran away. The villagers saw that he had run away and stopped.

I heard someone shouting: "Fire prevention, anti-theft, anti-corruption officials." ”

Chen Lu saw that he was standing on the avenue out of the village, and he had a posture of being a man and a man, so he quickly took off his official uniform and held it in his hand, and walked over with a swagger, which really deceived him.

Chen Lu walked barefoot alone in the night, feeling very uncomfortable, his left foot was low and his right foot was high, and he walked like he was dancing a god. He wanted to throw away the other boot as well, thinking that he could use it as a pillow when he went to bed at night, so he picked it up again.

He found a shelter from the wind, put his boots underneath him, and opened his eyes to the sky, as if in a dream. The yamen said that he was an impersonator and beat him, but the people recognized him as an official, insulted him, and fought to the death with the big yellow dog beast.

He looked at the stars in the sky, as if he was boiling rice balls in a large pot filled with clean water. But tangyuan can only be eaten as a snack, and if you want a big meal, it is still a bowl of boiled and rotten duck, or a stewed and rotten ham, and it is perfect with a jar of rice wine.

He seemed to have eaten in his mouth, and the harath flowed into the pillow, the official boots, emitting a faint stench, and with the company of this smell, he fell asleep contentedly.

A mournful suona woke him up. The sound of suona seems to be nearby.

It was already dawn, and he was confused, where was he?