Chen Lu looked around, he slept in other people's firewood, and he found that he slept so comfortably, better than the brocade mattress embroidered tent. He looked at the sound of the suona, and it was not far away, that is, more than ten zhang away.

People are wearing linen and filial piety, and this family is dead. Chen Lu thought, when the opportunity came, he remembered the story that Li Da told him, and he could mix a round belly in this house first. Now it's time to boil the paper. There is a flowing water banquet outside, and if it is a distinguished guest, there is a big meal inside.

He tried to stand up, but he almost had no strength to stand up, and after a few stumbles, he finally did not fall.

Chen Lu cleaned the grass blades on his body, picked up his boots and looked at them, only one of them could not be worn, and it was still smelling, so he simply threw it away. He took two steps out and felt a tingling pain in the center of his foot.

Chen Lu felt that this would not work, and he had to get a stick. The dog looks down on people, and he is like this, and the dog must be a beast to greet him, and people cannot be bullied by dogs, and they can beat dogs with sticks, and they can also be used as crutches.

He got it all done, and limped barefoot, with his hair scattered, and with a stick in his hand, limping toward the house. He saw a paper horse in front of the door, and understood, Jiangnan customs, female cows and male horses, and it was a man who died.

He wanted to take a look at Mingjing, still rolling in mid-air.

Chen Lu walked to the door in a big way under the gaze of everyone, saw the mourning hall, and cried loudly: "Why did you leave? You and I have intersected for several years, and I don't want to be separated by yin and yang today. I think back then, when we talked about poetry and Taoism together, slept together, and got up in the morning without arguing about clothes and shoes. Once you die, why don't you cut off my liver and intestines, you go all the way. ”

The more I cried, the more sad I became, and I cried for a long time, but no one came to entertain me. He thought, this family can't do things, this master of ceremonies and acquaintances are all dead? Shouldn't such distinguished guests hurry in to have a big meal? Where are the filial sons?

Take a peek and people have stopped what they are doing. He was proud in his heart, Li Da's trick really worked, a big meal was certain, and he wanted a pair of good boots. If you don't have copper in your waist, you don't dare to run amok, and it's better to give some loose silver. Look at this house, it's pretty solid. But don't give ingots silver, it's not easy to install, and there are no clipping scissors, it's inconvenient to use it usually, so it's best to have a ......

With a "pop", Chen Lu's back was hit, and then there was a crackling board, which was more powerful than yesterday's water and fire sticks. Chen Lu felt the pain in his heart, hugged his head, let them beat it, just don't hurt your head.

finally stopped, and Chen Lu couldn't move.

He looked back, and there were seven or eight men dressed in filial piety costumes who were glaring at him with fierce looks.

A person pointed at him and scolded: "Pigs and dogs are not as good as things, who knows you such a pickled thing." Don't believe him, this is a bastard who cheats and cheats. ”

Chen Lu admitted that what they said was right, but it was nothing, just drive it away, why did you beat the killer to death so painfully.

Chen Lu pointed at them and said, "Tell you four words, don't mess with me." After saying that, he fainted.

The aroma of wine and meat woke Chen Lu up, and he found himself thrown into a ditch. The funeral party is blowing a lot, crying in the dark, in pain, and eating is staggered and feasting. One by one, they just want to drink wine and eat meat.

This family is really boring, just want to eat flowers, what can they do, send it away, give a bun to eat, it is also a virtue accumulation, where is not good in life. This family is really deadly. He scrambled to his feet and gave him a hard look.

It was at this glance that Chen Lu was completely stupid.

Mingjing had already unfolded, hunting in the morning breeze, and a few big characters came into view: "Old Taijun ......of Yufu" Below, Chen Lu didn't bother to look at a word, he only felt that the Venus in front of him was popping up, and he calmed down, knowing that he was hungry.

He was thinking, it's not my fault, it's the wrong person who died. When a woman dies, aren't they all inverted cows? Maybe this family is a two-hundred-and-five, and my old man is beaten.

He thought, I fell for Li Da. It seems that some routines also have to be innovated, and those that people have played are not new. I was beaten and starved. Hmph, let's go, there is no bun here, there is a place for buns.

He struggled to leave, and glanced at Mingjing again.

The so-called old lady is only forty-six years old. That's too young, isn't it? There's a story here.

He thought of the underworld, and he could find corruption cases and nest cases in the paper twist. This is a ghost who makes black money. Chen Lu was arrogant. Who am I? I am the Emperor of the Earth, and the matter of the dead is exactly one acre and three points of land in my old man's house.

He suddenly came to his senses, and went back majestically and with high spirits. A few bankers ran out early and shouted to get out.

Chen Lu said: "Tell the steward, I know how to save the old lady, she died unjustly." ”

The big filial son ran out with people, followed by five younger brothers and more than a dozen villagers. Da Xiaozi was less than thirty years old, and he kicked over Zhuang Ke and scolded: "I thought it was a master, and it was this madman and flower son who drove him away." ”

Chen Lu said: "Ling Tang is gone. My old man knows that you are sad, and I am sad too. ”

The great filial son yelled: "Beat me, fight to death." "People rushed up and were about to fight.

Chen Lu shouted: "Stop, stop, someone is taking bribes in the underworld, Lingtang is unjustly killed, my old man will give you justice." ”

The great filial son glanced at him suspiciously, and said, "Early this morning, the mage also said the same, and the onmyoji also said the same just now, don't beat him first, let him finish." ”

Chen Lu felt a burst of ecstasy in his heart, one step closer to success, and he seemed to have tasted the taste of meat sandwich buns. Chen Lu said: "I'll let Lingtang return the soul first, and you open the coffin." ”

The great filial son said: "I'm afraid this won't work, the sky (coffin lid) has been sealed." ”

Chen Lu roared angrily: "Won't it be pried open if it is sealed?"

"That would be terrifying. ”

Chen Lu said: "Isn't that better? ”

Everyone said that it was such a reason, and the eldest filial son took the younger brothers to kneel in front of the coffin and cry and pray. The Onmyoji came over and ordered people to open the sky, and everyone stood up to watch Chen Lu cast the spell.

Chen Lu shouted into the air: "Who is this errand? At this time, a whirlwind really came, blew in front of Chen Lu, and disappeared.

The onmyoji was changing the dog whip in the coffin, and he didn't care about putting the whip in, so he hurriedly knelt down, and asked the eldest filial son to kneel down with the younger brothers. Who knew that a whip hit the head of the big filial son and knocked off the filial piety hat, and everyone didn't care about it, so they all quickly knelt down to watch Chen Lu cast the spell.

Chen Lu said: "Listen, you got the wrong person, this is the Yu family, he is only forty-six, and he still has three years of life." After two slaps, I didn't see anyone make a move, and Chen Lu's face was already swollen.

Chen Lu was furious: "You dare to commit it!" Say, which temple are you from?" crackled for a while, and beat Chen Lu to his knees.

He shouted, "Break open your dog's eyes and see if I am your earthly honorable?" Don't be in a hurry, in this way, call your prince." ”