My lord, if it really doesn't work, let's send a plate of fish to Zou to eat! To tell you the truth, Zou is not asking too much! He just wants to eat a meal...... What a big deal? Your subordinates now have the courage to persuade you, although you have always been at odds with Lord Zou, but as the saying goes, it is better to settle a dispute than to settle a knot, and to look at the face of the Buddha instead of looking at the face of the monk! To put it bluntly, we are all eating in front of the Buddha, and there is no need to make such a situation where the water and fire are incompatible and the water is in dire straits! Everyone usually bows their heads and does not look up to see each other, although they hate each other so much in their hearts that they gnash their teeth, but there is no need to show it on the surface! If you never agree...... It seems a little unkind, and it chills the hearts of many people around him, isn't it?" Seeing that Jing Dong seemed to be a little moved, the little official who didn't dare to offend on either side hurriedly persuaded a few words: "Besides, it's not too late for a gentleman to take revenge...... I tell you that revenge is not the same as revenge, and that when we take revenge, we will only use some great punishment at most, and the revenge of those scholars in ten years will come even more twists and turns, and it will be overwhelming! Your Excellency, you should think about it, in case you suddenly lose your bad luck in ten years...... When the time comes, Lord Zou will really give you a nest to eat! Who is not afraid of the legendary nest head? After eating a meal, it is better to live than to die, if you eat nest head every day...... It's a hundred times more terrible than our punishment!"

"......" Jing Dong was speechless when he heard it...... Who isn't scared of Wotou? Especially those of them who are used to eating big fish and meat...... Although he was a little shaken, he still refused to give in on the surface, and said with a calm face: "As the saying goes, you are willing to lose your bet!" This bet was made by him personally in front of the Queen Mother...... Why do you think about fine wine and delicious food now, and spend all your days drinking and drinking? If you know this is the case, why bother in the first place? How can there be any people in the world who spend all their days of drinking and being confined? Hmph! You must not agree to him! Taking advantage of this rare opportunity, I must let him suffer a little more and eat a few more coarse tea and light meals, so as to relieve the hatred in my heart!"

"Ahem, my lord, you are very wrong to think so! There is a saying in the world that you are willing to gamble and lose...... However, the situation of Lord Zou is completely different, he is gambling now, but the final outcome is not necessarily lost? If you don't give him fish now, he will definitely hold a grudge...... After a while, he walked out of the small dark room, and he was sure to find trouble with the adults! Well, although he used to find trouble with the adults...... However, there is no doubt that he will definitely intensify his efforts to find trouble with adults in the future! He used to look for trouble with adults with a smile, and he will definitely grit his teeth and find trouble with adults in the future......!" If you really want to do it, just do it...... The problem is that you don't dare to do it! What you are doing now is only halfway through, and at most it is just asking Lord Zou to eat a few more coarse tea and light meals...... It's not painful, it's useless at all! Offended people in vain, and he had to take revenge twice as much afterwards...... It's just a loss for Mrs. and a soldier!"

"Phew, don't talk nonsense, where did I get any lady...... I mean...... I'm not a fool, and I won't compensate him if I have a wife!" Jing Dong was suddenly depressed when he was beaten up, and he was immediately depressed...... I almost told the truth by accident! frowned and thought about it, and finally hesitated: "I know that you are usually a clever person, so I let you keep watch outside the small black room day and night...... The authorities are confused, and the bystanders are clear, what do you think I should do now?"

"Well, Mr. Zou likes to eat the West Lake vinegar fish made by the restaurant next door the most, we can order a takeout......! We don't have to do it ourselves, so why not?" The little servant rolled his eyes and laughed quietly: "Hehe, my subordinates know that you are short of money now...... Then let the takeaway directly send the West Lake vinegar fish into the small black house! Anyway, it is all consumed by Lord Zou...... Whoever eats fish consumes it, and whoever consumes it pays for it, and we don't have anything to do with it!"

"No! This will definitely not work! Zou Shidao is now locked up in confinement! How can he meet outsiders? You have to figure it out, if the news leaks, I will have to carry that big black cauldron in the end! Well, in fact, it doesn't matter if I carry a black cauldron, anyway, I have already memorized a lot...... The problem is that if the news leaks out this time, the Queen Mother will definitely cut off my head!" Jing Dong was suddenly startled, and said with a straight face: "I have to guard against it, I have to guard against it! Let me tell you, this fish is very particular! I think there was a story about the assassination of King Wu in ancient times...... In order to assassinate King Wu, he even went so far as to hide a dagger in the belly of the fish! You see, Zhuzhu is also extremely difficult! Not only did he hollow out his mind, but he also hollowed out his mind with the fish...... It was because he had hollowed out the belly of the fish that he was able to hide a dagger with a glittering cold light!"

It's messed up!

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"......" The little official was confused when he heard it...... Where and where is this? Lord Jing's mind is jumping too fast, right? There is no such thing in the world for no reason, and the purpose of hiding a dagger in the belly of a fish is to assassinate King Wu...... Why did the food delivery person hide a dagger in the belly of the fish? In order to assassinate Lord Zou? Ahem! Isn't this a fantasy!

"Oh! I see that you are quite clever on weekdays, but now you are confused! Do you want to! Since you can even hide the dagger in the belly of the fish, it will be a piece of cake to hide one or two small notes for ventilation and reporting!" Seeing the bewildered look on the little servant's face, Jing Dong rolled his eyes and said in surprise: "Oh my God! In this way, it really wakes up the person in the dream! I understand! I understand everything! I said that Zou Shidao how can he slap the table and sing all day long, what kind of food and no fish...... There is nothing in the world for no reason! Why doesn't he sing about eating no pigs and no cows, but instead singing about eating no fish? Hmph! It turns out that the organ is here! He wants to ventilate the people outside in the belly of the fish!"

It's messed up!

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"Ahem, my lord, you are also busy and confused now! Our yamen is like a bottomless pit, and the rules are always that you can only enter and not get out...... If you are not afraid to enter, you are afraid to get out! Don't say anything about small notes, even if you stuff a book into the belly of a fish, it is useless! They don't know what important news is, and even if they send in a book, it is a legendary wordless book...... As long as Lord Zou doesn't send out small notes!" After listening to Jing Don's self-made cleverness, the official suddenly couldn't cry or laugh, tried to hold back his laughter, and said cautiously: "Besides, Lord Zou now sings every day that there is no fish...... That's because he wants to eat fish! What was sent in was a complete West Lake vinegar fish, and the last one was ...... There are only some fish bones left!Even if Lord Zou has the ability to reach the sky, he can't hide a fish intestine sword in the fish bones!"

"......" Jing Dong's old face turned red, and he almost didn't get angry and had a seizure on the spot!

Phew, can't afford to be early, are you a fool to me? This little servant has been trying hard to persuade me now...... Isn't the reason for this to please both sides?

Why do you say that these human races are so difficult? It is difficult to deal with the fruit of harming people; Zou is a difficult way to be entangled; even the little servant in front of him is so difficult! When he speaks, he is a set of things, and he gets himself into it after three or two rounds...... Phew, that is, he is a talent in the demon race...... No, that is, he is a demon talent in the demon race, and he has been lurking for a few years, even if it is a few days, he can't be lurking!

Well, I heard that in ancient times, there was a heroic man who lurked in the enemy camp for eighteen years...... I have to say, that hero with a superior mind is really a good child! If you change the demon clan, don't say anything about eighteen years...... Eighteen days is enough to choke!

It's a mess!