Chapter 681: The Legendary Song
Life is not as expected, and ten or nine times are always lived...... Even the famous Eight or Nine Yuan Infant Fengyi Pavilion occasionally has things that don't go well, let alone Jing Don, a demon scout who has lost his soul!
Life...... It's not going to be good!
It's so rugged for a demon to live!
It's so unsatisfactory!
Compared with the wisdom of the human race, his demonic brain is suddenly insufficient!
Jing Dong was angry.
The consequences are severe.
The flowery intestines of the reader are many ...... I have to say that Zou Shidao's trick is still quite difficult to make a song...... Even if it is said that it is a branch that grows outside the joint, it is not an exaggeration to stalk and beat! After others are locked up in a prison cell, they either beat their chests or beat their feet and cry, and anyway, all of them are worse than dead; but this Zou is Tao is still light-hearted...... Well, not only is the wind light, but he still wants to eat fish! He is locked up in a small black room and still wants to be happy!
Why is the heart of a scholar so tired? He is really a person who does not hit the south wall and does not look back, and does not cry when he does not see the Yellow River!
It's just that there's nothing to do about him!
Who is not afraid of eating no fish?
Not only was he afraid, but even Meng Weijun was scared to death!
If it is rumored that it will go out...... He will no longer be able to be a generous and benevolent Meng Weijun in the future, and he will immediately become a Zhou Papi who crows in the middle of the night!
It's messed up!
......
There is no doubt that after this terrible song spreads outside, he will definitely fall into a bad reputation for picking up skins for a week...... Although he is not Meng Weijun, he doesn't want to be the legendary Zhou Papi!
Especially in front of so many henchmen!
People who are too harsh can't buy people's hearts!
People's hearts are very important, everyone comes out to mix, and what they mix is life, and what they mix is fame...... To put it bluntly, everyone came out to eat together, and no one was a fool, they all wanted to follow Meng Weijun to mingle...... Who would be willing to follow Zhou's skin?
If you follow Meng Weijun and mix it up, you will definitely have big fish and meat every day...... Don't say anything big fish and meat, if you have a mouth of coarse tea and light rice, you are already Amitabha!
Don't say it's eating fish, it's all about whether you have food or not!
If you still want to eat, he has to peel off a few layers of skin!
Today's Lord Zou is tomorrow's self...... This is the tragedy of the rabbit and the fox, and today Lord Zou has no fish to eat...... In the future, I will also have no fish to eat!
A fence with three stakes, a hero with three gangs...... If those henchmen are cold-hearted, and he becomes a loner in the future, how can he continue to mix in this field?
So at least on the bright side, you can't be Zhou Papi!
Why are there so many moths? He is now hiding alone in a small dark room, and is happy...... But I want to become a weekly peel myself!
It's so hateful!
Although he has a heart of Zhou Peel, he can't be a face of Zhou Peel on the surface!
Although he is not a master of disguise, he can't wear a human skin mask that was peeled off last week!
Well, the point is to have a peeling heart and a smiling face of Maitreya Buddha!
It's so ironic.
Too easy.
In the end, there was really no way, although there was some drumming in my heart, I had no choice but to let the little servant go to the restaurant next to me to order takeout.
Okay, Brother Zou, Uncle Zou! You are my uncle! I'm afraid of you, can't I give you fish to eat? Anyway, it's all your consumption!
......
After a while, the little servant appeared with a smile and a peek outside the door...... Jing Dong hurriedly put down what he was doing and walked out the door to take a look...... Ahem! It turns out that the takeaway guy also knows him! It is the second shopkeeper of the restaurant next to him!
In order to spy on Zou Shidao in the past, he often went to the restaurant next to him to eat and drink, so he naturally recognized this articulate shopkeeper...... The shopkeeper was carrying a big food box in one hand, and when he saw Jing Don coming out, he hurriedly put on a smile, nodded and said, "I heard that Lord Zou wanted to eat fish, and the master in the store immediately made his favorite West Lake vinegar fish...... Well, I also made two servings, one for Lord Zou and one for Lord Jing to taste!"
"......" Jing Dong was speechless for a moment...... I have to say that these people in the world who open the door to do business are shrewd, and they only order one copy, but they come to buy one get one free! But the problem also arises...... I don't have enough gold and silver in my pocket! That little salary will bottom out after drinking a meal of flower wine with the Yu family brothers, and the activity funds given by the demon master have been cut off for a long time...... It seems that he will eventually go to Zou is Dao! Who calls him the son of a family, and who tells him that his pocket is full of silver? Come on! I have convinced you! You consume, you are glorious, you pay money, you are an uncle!
However, I was still a little worried, and I looked at the big food box in the small second-hand store very suspiciously, my nose was not my nose, and my face was not my face: "It's done quite quickly, and it was delivered in the blink of an eye...... Are you prepared? Honestly, did you hide a dagger in the belly of the fish...... Have you hidden a few small notes in the belly of the fish?"
It's messed up!
......
"What? What little note?" the shopkeeper was immediately confused when he heard it, but he still said with a smile: "My lord, you are really joking...... There is only oil, salt, sauce and vinegar in this fish, how can there be any small note! That's not the sign that smashed our house!"
"Let's go! Lead the way ahead! Let's send the fish over together! Not bad at all! I'll follow along!" Jing Dong ignored the shopkeeper anymore and said coldly to the little servant: "Hmph! There is a way to be careful to sail a boat for ten thousand years! As long as I am always cautious, I am not afraid of Zou Shidao playing some moths! What's wrong with eating fish? I will also personally supervise eating fish! If the fish has a dagger hidden in its belly, it will be stabbed into him; if there is a small note hidden...... I'm sorry then! I'm going to get a stolen stolen person on the spot!"
The little servant did not dare to slack off, and after answering, he led the way in front, and the three of them walked along the verandah to the inside. The whole yamen is murderous, the guards along the way see the well are all saluting, the well don't care, stride to continue to walk inside, the fish through a corner gate, in front of a quiet pavilion, surrounded by a few guards who are eyeing the officer...... Cough None of this is the key, the key is the bursts of struck songs that came out of the small pavilion...... Oh my God! When has this been, Zou Shidao is still singing in it!
A meal of operation is as fierce as a tiger;
That's exactly it!
The long gong is back!
Eat no fish.
The long gong is back!
Out of the car.
The long gong is back!
No home!
Oh my God, he didn't want to live in a small dark room after a long time...... I'm still thinking about going home!
I understand, I understand! After making trouble for a long time, he was arrogantly asking for fish to eat!
He's such an old man!
It's messed up!