Before Fahai's words fell, a yellow lightning bolt struck Fahai.

Fahai could have avoided it, but Fahai didn't.

"Woo-"

The yellow lightning is not a water gate, but a big yellow dog, which is the kind of Chinese native dog, the Chinese pastoral dog.

The earth dog bit Fahai's arm and couldn't pull it off, and Fahai didn't plan to drag it, so he sat on the chair with a dog, picked up the tea with his empty hands, and sipped the tea ceremony, "Miss Niu Xiangxiang, this is not the way to eat Tang monk meat, you can't eat poor monk meat like this." ”

The earth dog bared his teeth and said, "Dead bald donkey, I'm going to fight with Li." ”

"Fight?" Fahai laughed, "Don't say such stupid words, how many monsters die because of this sentence, and the poor monk is still fine." ”

The Qingxia Fairy on one side finally couldn't stand it anymore, and dragged the earth dog over, "I'm sorry, my cow sister is the first time I met you, I'm so excited." ”

"I'm excited about you ghost!" Niu Xiangxiang, who was possessed by the yellow dog, scolded, "Stinky woman! occupy my body, and say that I am excited! Give me back my body!"

Qingxia kicked over, and Niu Xiangxiang kicked out of the restaurant directly like a ball.

Fairy Qingxia held a pot of wine and poured it gently, "Master, Qingxia has some questions I want to consult. ”

Fahai looked at himself in the wine and laughed, "Female donor, don't make this kind of joke, the poor monk has only lived for more than 20 years, and you have lived for 20,000 years, don't you think it's ridiculous for you to ask a question to a poor monk who is more than 20,000 years old?"

"Age is not a reason to be sensible. Qing Xian sat opposite Fahai, his jade arm lightly leaned against his cheek, and said, "My question is, will love expire?"

Hearing this question, Sha Seng and Xiaobai got up silently? Then head out.

Sand monk left just because? This thing, Sha Seng has not been in contact with? If you haven't been touched, you don't have a voice.

Xiaobai leaves? Is it because of green, and he hates things that have something to do with green? Including love.

In the suddenly empty inn, Fahai looked at the Qingxia Fairy with affectionate eyes? Nian Hua smiled? "Female donor, do you think that love that does not expire exists?"

Qingxia Fairy said seriously, "Exist!"

Fahai smiled? "Childish!"

Qingxia Fairy looked at Fahai? "Why?"

Fahai swiped the lid of the teapot with his big hand and said unhurriedly, "If a man tells you that he loves you, then you have to be vigilant, he may say that he loves you because of love?" Or maybe because love says I don't love you and gives up on you? Love is the most unreliable thing in this world, it can't be measured in terms of money and value? It is impossible to estimate whether it is inflated or condensed, the stupidest one? Who else will get carried away by love? Going to get married? To get divorced, to get married again, to divorce again, there will never be peace. ”

Qingxia Fairy was a little angry on her face, "Then, why do so many people say that they are in love? According to your meaning, love does not exist?"

Fa Haidao, "Love, of course, exists, but more often than not, it is a disguise! Do you understand disguise? It is a kind of temptation, conspiracy, trap, hormonal mixed compound emotional play, what is the ultimate goal, is reproduction, is human reproduction, this is engraved into the origin of human beings by the Nuwa sage, whether it is immortals, or people, or the species of yin and yang, there will be such an idea, this is the calculation of the sage, if you want to get rid of it, there are only two ways, one is the same as Guanyin, the monogyny, and the other is to surpass the sage, or to say close to the sage's cultivation, such as the Jade Emperor's No. 1, basically say goodbye to love. ”

Qingxia finally couldn't bear it anymore, got up and said, "You don't understand love at all!"

Fahai looked at Qingxia's back, raised his glass to look out the window, and sighed softly, "It's not that I don't understand love, I'm just too sober." This is a kind of sadness, it is always difficult for people who are too sober to be confused, and if they are not confused, they can't talk about love. After all, the act of sacrificing IQ in exchange for the end of EQ is self-destructing the Great Wall in the eyes of the poor monks, especially now that the poor monks are still taking the Western Scriptures, and when the key needs IQ is to take the Western Scriptures, to fall in love, the poor monks are afraid that they will not die fast enough!"

Qingxia turned around and said, "If Sun Wukong could have half of your sobriety back then, my sister would not have such an ending." ”

Fahai said, "If the monkey was half as sober as the poor monk back then, it would not be Tang San who took the monkey to take the Western Scripture, but the monkey who took Tang San to take the Western Scripture, my master's fool, I haven't figured out that love and impulse are two different things, what are you mine, I am yours, isn't it troublesome?"

With that, Fahai put down the wine glass, then spat out, and the wine passed through the tattered door panel like a sharp arrow!

Screams came from outside the door, "it!"

There was a faster boom, and a large group of bandits lay on the ground.

Fahai stood at the door, tilted his head and smiled at the second master, and said with a smile, "After so many years, you still like to put incense so much, and you are still so unprofessional!"

The second master looked at Fahai's appearance and waved the blowpipe in his hand, "This is the highest grade incense I can find! Not to mention that you are a Yuanying monk, even if you are a god-turner, you have to lie down!"

"Really?" Fahai took the incense pipe, took a sip like a cigarette, and spit it out gently, "The taste is very ordinary!"

The crowd watched Fahai smoke like a cigarette, and everyone was dumbfounded.

Qingxia walked to the door, leaning on Fahai's shoulder, "This monk has cultivated the fourth Buddha eye of the Five Eyes, under the Buddha's eye, all the incense is like a floating cloud, basically immune to the poison of this world, unless ......"

"Unless what?"

Qingxia smiled lightly, "Unless it's a Buddhist lamp like me!"

Fahai noticed at this time that there was an extra copper oil lamp in the hand of the Qingxia Fairy, a wick on the oil lamp was half burning, and the faint fragrance diffused, Fahai's eyes widened, and he covered his head with one hand, "You, your body!"

Qingxia Fairy smiled, "Master, you are too sober, there is no way, I can only do this! I and Qingxia are the wicks in the sun and moon lamp under the Buddha's seat, and the sun and moon lamp is the Buddha's use to refine the heart and demons, in layman's terms, my sister and I represent the greatest desire of this Buddhism, we can easily let the people of Buddhism move the hearts of mortals, after all, you are not all as determined as you come, you sleep for a while, and when I get your big apprentice Sun Wukong and complete my task, I will send you on the road." ”

With that, Fahai popped and lay on the ground.

The second master on the side said with a smile, "Sure enough, the fairy has the ability, this monk just said and did it, it was one set after another, if there is no incense of your true body, I'm afraid I can't really call him!"

Qingxia Fairy said, "This is nature!"

At this time, another beggar said, "Qingxia Fairy, I have heard that your sister's ontological incense has an unparalleled attraction to Buddhism, as long as you smoke your incense, you will become a minister under your skirt, this bald donkey will fall in love with you if he sucks your incense?"

"He?" Qingxia pinched Fahai's cheek, "I hope he will fall in love with me, so that he can no longer wander and go to Datang to be the crown princess......"