The grapes took the monkeys to visit the places of interest.

Fahai had inexplicable expectations for this city.

The monkey once told Fahai in person that the big talk about Journey to the West was true, and there was once a woman named Zixia who was hungry for his body, but unfortunately, the monkey saw through the woman's non-divisive thoughts at a glance, and finally sent the woman to the sun, ending this relationship in a way that Fahai was incomparable.

But now the interesting thing is that the city is not really sun, but still here.

If this is true, then the Bull Demon King, Princess Iron Fan, and Qingxia, who were sent to the sun by the monkey at the beginning, are they also alive?

"This mage, please pay the entrance fee! This is the rule of the yamen. ”

The one who spoke was a blind man, the blind man was thin, and at a glance he looked the same as the blind man in Wulong Mountain, but it was a pity that Wulong Mountain was a fantasy conjured up by a monkey with a moonlight treasure box, and this blind man was a real blind man.

After all, with the cards of the Journey to the West's violent demolition group, all the guys present with eyes were so frightened that they couldn't say a word, let alone threaten Fahai, only people who are really blind can not be afraid of Fahai's power and have the courage to speak out.

Fahai looked at the blind man and said, "Yamen, which yamen, which dynasty is the yamen?"

The blind man said arrogantly, "Liang Chao!"

Fahai smiled, "Liang Chao, I haven't heard of it, but I know Tony Leung." ”

The blind man shouted angrily, "This is Lord Wu of the Guanxi Mansion of the Yamen of the Liang Dynasty! Lord Wu, you come out and say something!"

The blind man pulled the second master up, and the second master couldn't stop trembling, "Don't make trouble, don't make trouble, I'm just a bandit and the second master, where is the adult!"

"You really are!" said the blind man, "Have you forgotten? Before, you were also admitted to the new department and married two beautiful ladies, one is called Bai Jingjing and the other is called Chun Thirty Niang, you are really envious of others!"

The second master hurriedly said, "I'm not, I don't, don't talk nonsense." ”

Fahai laughed and said, "The poor monk came from the Tang Dynasty in the East and went to the West Heaven to worship the Buddha and seek the scriptures of Fahai, the abbot of Jinshan Temple, Amitabha Buddha. ”

The second master hurriedly made a move, "Master, you have been in the dust all the way, the Laoma people are tired, you should be very hungry, we have a big inn in Kansai Town, which has the best drinks and dishes, I will take you to pick up the wind and wash the dust." ”

Fahai smiled kindly and dismounted his horse, "Okay, please lead the way." ”

"Come with me!"

The two walked into the city gate together, and Fahai looked at the mottled muddy walls, which were covered with colorful masks, those quaint masks with red silk threads, at a glance, they were the same as in TV.

The second master said enthusiastically, "Master, this is the place where Monkey King and Zixia Fairy confessed, this is the confession wall, throughout the ages, I don't know how many immortal masters who implied feelings confessed here, it can be said that it is a major attraction in our Kansai Town, our town has specially opened up a sketch service for development, as long as half a pillar of incense time, you can draw the most beautiful portrait for you and your intended person! We have the best painters here, usually ask for three dollars, you are a VIP, a discount!

Fahai shook his head, "The poor monk is a monk, and the monk doesn't talk about love and these mundane things, so please take the poor monk to the inn!"

"Okay!" the second master walked in front and said enthusiastically, "Master, look at this table, Zhu Bajie's head was let go in the corner of this table, and Sha Seng also had a fateful conversation with Zhu Bajie here, who is the pig teammate." ”

Sha Seng said behind his back, "Why don't I remember?

"Really!" the blind man said behind his back, "I was at the scene, and you were still debating with Zhu Bajie at that time, even if I was a pig teammate, I was not a pig, and then Zhu Bajie beat you up! By the way, why didn't you see Zhu Bajie? Could it be that Zhu Bajie was really sold and eaten back then?"

The little white dragon looked around and said curiously, "Hey, blind man, is there anything I left in this place?"

The blind man said, "You're just a horse, you have very little to play, and at the end of the day you missed your ass, and nothing else." ”

"No, my face is not leaking, I have a missing ass? I have less scenes than bald?—— ah!"

The little white dragon was kicked out by Fahai, and the group looked at Fahai as if they had seen a monster.

It is unbelievable that this young and ordinary monk can kick a horse more than three people high into such a cowardice.

Fahai smiled and said, "My apprentices are stubborn, you don't have to care." ”

"How so?"

"Mages are really good at joking!"

"Haha, mage, please!"

A group of acquaintances from the west, the stars generally sent Fahai to the center of the city, a five-star luxury restaurant.

At a glance, Fahai looked at the inn plaque swaying in the wind, and the plaque read four big characters, West Visitor Inn.

On the creaking shutters, there are broken gas dead wind lamps, this kind of place, it is a bit too much to say luxury or something, and the word dilapidated house is very suitable.

Sha Seng was dissatisfied, "This is what you call a luxury inn? ”

At this moment, a heroic female voice came from the inn, "Then your tone is really not small!"

Sha Seng stared at the inn road, "Who! Ming people don't say dark words, come out!"

In the inn, a woman with a big cake face in a blue graceful long dress walked out, her skin was like water, her beautiful eyes were like electricity, and she was full of durability.

She leaned against the threshold, looked at the scripture learners in front of her, and said with a smile, "Aren't there four scripture learners? Why are there only two now?"

As soon as these words came out, the white dragon horse was as irritable as thunder, "What are the two? Am I not a human being?"

"Hehe-" the woman said, raising her hand, "come on, tie this horse to the stables in the backyard!"

"Impossible!" said Xiaobai, "I can't go to the stable, I'm a dragon, do dragons know?

Fahai punched Xiaobai down, "If you want to go, you will go, where can there be so many scenes on one horse!"

A few men came out from the side, dragging Xiaobai towards the stable behind the house.

The female shopkeeper looked at Fahai, "There are four people who have learned the scriptures, so I have prepared four people, but now that you are two people, what should I do?"

"It's okay!" Sha Seng said, "My master eats a lot! Not to mention two people, two hundred people, my master can also eat—ah!"

Sand monks hit the streets.

Fahaihe said with a smile, "In fact, the poor monk eats very little, especially when he meets an extremely beautiful fairy, the poor monk doesn't want to eat at all, the poor monk just wants to go to the sun with the Qingxia fairy." ”

"Hee-hee-" the female shopkeeper covered her lips and said with a shy, "You monk, but you are very active! There is a reason why this city can come back from the sun, but you have to go to eat first, and the meal money is settled." ”

Fahai looked at Fairy Qingxia's cheeks, "I have to say that the Niu family's face is really big, you have been fusing Niu Xiangxiang's body for so long, and you haven't sharpened your face yet." ”

"Sharpened?" Fairy Qingxia laughed, "Why do you want to be sharp? Isn't this pretty? Or do you stinky men like Zixia's little slut-like bewitching vixen face?"