In the abyss, the golden Buddha light flame was burning, and the young monk in the half-robed robe looked at the huge dragon face in front of him, and his voice was leisurely, "Are you the legendary little white dragon?"

In the abyss opposite, the little white dragon felt the powerful Buddha pressure that he had never felt before, and this terrifying sense of oppression caused the waters around Fahai to appear with visible shock wave ripples, and each shock wave ripple transmitted a terrifying heart beating sound, and the powerful rumbling and thunderous heart beating sound gave the little white dragon a mental pressure that he had never had.

Judging by the battle spells that the little white dragon had learned, the monk in front of him was most likely a terrifying beast disguised as a human.

The energy contained in his body has surpassed himself, no, it is already dozens of times better than himself!

With such a battle, you can think of the ending almost without thinking.

So the next scene will be very cruel.

And it's the kind of cruelty that is one-sided!

But, having said that, no matter how I say it, I am also the third prince of the Dragon King of the West Sea, and I want to save face when I say it, if I kneel directly and beg for mercy and call the master, wouldn't it be all lost to spread it?

I have lost even my wife now, I can't lose face anymore, I want to maintain the face of the third prince of Xihai.

The little white dragon put on the most powerful posture, the dragon's mouth opened, and his voice rumbled, "Bald donkey, I know you are very good at fighting, but violence can't solve the problem." ”

Fahai said, "I don't think I can fight this question, it has not been tested, it is too early to draw conclusions, we should not fight first, if you win, then you have to follow the poor monk to the west heaven." ”

Xiao Bailong said, "If you win, I will go to the West Heaven with you, right, there is nothing wrong with your logic, according to reason, didn't I follow you to the West Heaven after I lost?"

Fahai said, "The logic of ordinary people is like this, but the poor monk is an exception. The third prince can think about it, the poor monk goes so far to the west and encounters so many monsters, it is very dangerous, in this case, if you bring a pig teammate, isn't it to increase the difficulty for yourself, and you don't want to go to the west yourself? So if you win, it means that you have the qualifications to follow the poor monk to the west of the sky. ”

Xiao Bailong said, "Then, what if you lose?"

Fahai laughed, "If you lose, you will die, and naturally you don't need an answer." ”

The little white dragon felt a chill in his heart, I set, is this monk directly overdone?

This means and mentality, especially the shallow dimples when speaking. Complete and the previous Tang San burial are two types of monks.

Tang Sanfu is the kind of theoretical type that basically distinguishes between good and evil, and can beep as much as possible without using his hands.

And this belongs to the action man who can't tell the difference between good and evil, and can do his best not to beep.

In this case, if there is a real fight, I am afraid that today, three years later, it will be my third anniversary, and then I think about my death in a foreign country and can't go back to the West Sea, the abrupt Ao Lie is extremely aggrieved, and he cried out with a wow, "Why am I so miserable! I'm too difficult......"

Fahai blinked, things were a little beyond Fahai's expectations.

This dragon doesn't play cards according to the routine at all.

My fists are polished, my tattoos are about to leak, you are crying for me, you cry like this, how can I fight?

If it spreads and outsiders say that I've beaten the monster to tears, what will I do if I'm Fahai?

Fahai could only say, "Hey, hey, Ao Lie, you are also thousands of years old, ahh

The little white dragon looked at Fahai with a big face, "I, I feel uncomfortable, what's wrong with crying? Who said that thousands of years old dragons can't cry? You are a monk, have you experienced love and hate? Have you ever experienced it? If you haven't experienced it, don't laugh at my scar!"

Fahai saw this, put on his robe, looked at Xiao Bailong and said, "Don't laugh at my scars if you haven't experienced my pain, Amitabha, this is all a Renaissance episode, and it can still be heard here, it's really hard for you! But then again, since you said love and hate, how about we talk about love and hate?"

Xiao Bailong said, "Do you understand?"

"I don't understand. Fahai is very honest, "However, I understand economics, and analyzing love from an economic point of view is one of my specialties." ”

Xiao Bailong was a little overwhelmed, "What is economics?"

"Economics!" Fahai's face flashed with hope, "a magical subject, there are a lot of contents, and you won't understand it for a while, so let's talk about your cuckolding." ”

The little white dragon jumped like thunder and said loudly, "Don't mention green, don't mention this word!"

Fahai comforted the little white dragon and said with a smile, "Okay, don't mention it, let's mention your Gerun hat, there is a term in economics called timely stop loss." ”

Without the green character, the little white dragon's mood is much more stable, although Gerun is also a green color, but it is obvious that the dragon has not learned English, and the monkey has stolen the rich woman practice book of Fahai, and has mastered some simple English.

Xiao Bailong said, "What do you mean to stop loss in time?"

Fahai said in a serious manner, "Stop loss in time, as the name suggests, take measures in time to avoid greater losses, adjust your mentality, and accept the current situation, just like now, you stop with the Princess of All Saints in time, then your relationship will end before this, and you will stop the loss." If it's not over, then imagine in the future, you and the princess of all saints are married, and there is a poor old king next door, and the old king sends food to the princess of all saints from time to time, and you raise a child for the old king, and from time to time you feel that this is no longer Gerun, this is already a grassland, the kind that stretches as far as the eye can see, or the kind that grows grass for other people's sheep to eat......"

The little white dragon was a little difficult to accept, "Don't talk about it!

Fahai said, "To get back to the point, your wedding with the Princess of All Saints is like a transaction, what about you, it is Party A and Party B, in this relationship, Party A has absolute hegemony and initiative, and Party B can only be forced to entertain and wash his face with tears." Purely from your point of view, you are the absolute Party A, and the Ten Thousand Saints Dragon King is much worse than your family, in this case, if you follow the normal procedures of the transaction, you are in an invincible position. ”

The little white dragon looked at Fahai, "Then, why did I lose?"

Fahai pointed to the little white dragon's head, "Because, willful." ”

Speaking of this, Fahai looked at the little white dragon, his eyes were shining with the light of wisdom, and his voice contained the sound of Da Luo Fanyin, "Because there are rules for trading, there are rules, and they must be observed, and anyone who does not abide by the rules of the transaction will be subject to their own backlash! In this transaction, your father, Ao Shun, the Dragon King of the West Sea, is undoubtedly a veteran of the transaction, and he knows very well what your marriage means, so he asks for it Mountain Stone, without it Mountain Stone, this transaction can be terminated at any time......

"We are true love!" said the little white dragon, "Our feelings can't be involved in those things......"

"Shut up!" Fahai roared, "I'm talking to you about deals now, not love! Feelings are such subjective things, Lao Tzu never wants to talk about them, and I don't bother to talk about them, I'm a rational person, I only talk about objective things, understand?"

The mighty heavenly dragon on Fahai's body, the eyelid lines shone brightly, and at this moment, the little white dragon quieted down.

Fahai continued, " If you want to get married, if you want to talk about feelings, you must first understand that this is a transaction, not charity, your marriage with the Princess of Halloween is like this, your father saw it very thoroughly, but he gave birth to such a bastard son as you, you broke the balance of this transaction because you were stupid, you turned a transaction into a charity with love, you let your father continue to be passive in this transaction, keep giving in, you let Party B become more and more presumptuous, and even have the idea of escaping from marriage, everything, is your spoiling, everything is the original sin in it!"

The little white dragon looked at Fahai, her eyes were excited, and her dragon claws waved and said, "What can I do? You tell me what to do? If I don't do this, she will die at the wedding!"

Fahai said, "You waste! You won't launch the soldiers and horses of the Dragon Palace to kidnap his family? You won't send assassins to kill the poor boy and then you kill the assassins? Won't you slander the assassins? Even if you don't do this, you should always be drugged! Your family has a big business, and you and the heavenly court wear a pair of pants, is it difficult to go to Taishang Laojun to get a bottle of night fierceness?" There are so many hardcore methods, but you have become a licking dog, ahhhh There are so many things that are more interesting than love, you don't pursue a hormonal reaction, what about it, the more you talk about it, the more angry you become, I can't stand it, you waste, beaten ......"

Sun Wukong stood on top of the Eagle Sorrow Stream, stabbing a large piece of tuna meat, using condiments and leaves to separate and crack the delicate meat, and piercing the meat slices with bamboo skewers.

For monkeys, following the bald man to the west is no different from staying at the foot of the Five Elements Mountain, just as boring.

After all, after chewing the meal once, eating it again, even if you change the waiter master, the taste is still the same, what's so delicious?

However, if you eat a small burger made by Lao Ba Secret in this section, the taste is completely different.

The current mentality of monkeys is this mentality of looking for to eat, and from a psychological point of view, this is looking for a beating.

"It's not out yet!" the monkey changed his posture and said lazily, "Zixia, come and pinch my shoulder." ”

On the other side of the monkey, Zixia Phantom held the rich woman's manual and studied it carefully, and said while looking at it, "Your master's writing level is good! If these prose poems are brought to the heavenly court, they will definitely be able to collect a lot of fairies." ”

The monkey said disdainfully, "Monks like Huahua language, haven't you seen him chatting with Guanyin, those two people don't look like monks at all, my grandson was as embarrassed as a monkey's butt when he was there." ”

Zixia said, "I can't give birth to anyone, I'm sorry." ”

The monkey was stunned and felt a little green floating on his head, and the monkey hurriedly said, "What did you say?"

Zixia laughed, "I mean, I was born as a human being, and I'm sorry. ”

The monkey snorted, and the monkey said, "What is this article about?"

Zixia said, "Your master wrote, a year is three hundred days, and every day is the same, so if we say it, whether we have passed three hundred days, or actually just one day, it has been repeated two hundred and ninety-nine times. ”

Hearing this question, the monkey was confused, "This is repeated two hundred and ninety-nine times in one day, or has it been said for three hundred days, how can this question be answered!"

Zixia said, " Your master also wrote later, the things that can be used to measure the value of this world are not expensive, what I am afraid of is those that cannot be measured, and people are this kind of thing, but they just like things that cannot be measured, he tried everything he can, and wants to frame himself in a rational and objective perspective, but in fact, there are constantly people pulling him into the direction of subjective emotion, he now understands a little bit why Rulai chooses to leave alone, escape into the empty door, because Rulai can't solve this problem, he chooses to escape, in short, born as a human being, I'm sorry。 ”

After listening to this, the monkey pouted, "What the bald man writes is getting more and more neurotic, compared to the current paragraphs, I like what he wrote before, as if I know that this is a dead end, but I still have to go there, I want to prove to the world that it is a dead end." ”

At this moment, the eagle was sorrowful, and there was a sudden shock, and a pillar of golden light rose to the sky.

The monkey snapped the golden hoop on its warhead, "Come in!"

Zixia disappeared into the golden hoop, the monkey straightened his clothes, looked at Jin Mang, and said respectfully, "Sun Wukong meets the master." ”

The golden Buddha light dissipated, and there was a loud bang, only to see a terrifying black shadow hundreds of meters long in mid-air being smashed down directly, and a faster monk with a bare upper body and a burning tattoo rushed down.

Wukong looked at the third prince of the dragon who fell to pieces on the ground, his beautiful horns had been broken, and there were not a few dragon whiskers left, his left eye was swollen, his right eye was bleeding, his mouth full of dragon teeth was gone, and his whole body was blue and black.

Fahai patted his clothes and pointed to the little white dragon on the ground, "The poor monk has good words to talk to him, but he doesn't listen, he has to dance with the poor monk and play with guns, Wukong, tell me, what is the reason?"

The little white dragon spat out a mouthful of blood, "I didn't! I already have a good attitude! I'm going to take refuge, but the more you talk, the more angry you become, you have to beat me, how can you blame me for this-ah!"

The monkey knocked the little white dragon unconscious with a punch, and said with a smile, "Master, this dragon obviously didn't see the current situation clearly, his head and thoughts have been solidified, so let's give it to me for a few days, and I will teach him the modern values of learning from the scriptures, so that he can change from a princeling to a down-to-earth truth-seeking and pragmatic person." ”

"Okay!" Fahai patted Sun Wukong on the shoulder, "By the way, how is Xiangliu Sashimi doing?"

"It's already done, master, please!"

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