In the sunlight, a white horse walking in the shape of a white horse, with its forelimbs crossed in front of its chest, stood up with only two hind legs, and then walked upright.

On the back of the white horse is a huge bamboo basket, the bamboo basket is the size of a carriage cabin, the cabin is divided into two levels, the top layer hangs a monkey, and in the middle lies a monk.

The wind blew through the bells on both sides of the bamboo basket, making a crisp sound, and the monk sitting inside made a sweet nap.

The white dragon horse took a few steps and rubbed his belly with his forelimbs.

"My stomach hurts. ”

"I think I'm probably going to have a baby. ”

"Master, do you think my child is male or female?"

Fahai glanced at the white horse under his ass with pity, "Xiao Lie, you are a stallion, even if it is a dragon, it is also a male, and males will not give birth to cubs. ”

Hakuba gestured with his forelegs, "But, I always feel that my stomach hurts terribly." ”

"It's very simple!" The monkey didn't know when he woke up, looking at the white horse below, "Last night Xiangliu tattooed, you ate the most, the five elements of Xiangliu belong to yin, and the yin is divided into seven categories, although the dragon likes water, but in the final analysis, it is yang, especially the sea dragon, notoriously masculine, yin and yang, you don't have a stomachache, who has a stomachache?"

Bai Ma said, "But, the master eats more than me!

Fahai said, "Xiaobai, what you said is not right, you are not a poor monk, you have never tried the body of a poor monk, how do you know that the poor monk's stomach does not hurt? How do you know that the poor monk's stomach hurts? I have taught you many times for the teacher, do things, speak, you must talk about the basis, if there is no basis, it is a rumor, the monk is not allowed to speak, and Xiaobai, can you be normal, don't walk like this in human form, have you ever seen whose horse walks like this?"

Bailongma said, "Are you letting me walk on my stomach and pouting my buttocks? How is this possible? I'm a dragon, alas, I can't walk since I was a child, I can only fly, the first time I learned to walk or when I became a human, you now tell me to let me crawl and walk, this is tantamount to learning a new skill, it's very difficult? Or, master, you will show me a crawling pose?"

In the face of the white dragon horse's provocation, Fahai smiled slightly and jumped away, the ground shook faster, and the earth and rocks cracked.

"Bastard, do you have to toss my grandson to feel at ease?"

"Isn't it hard to climb? Don't you know how to climb? Don't run, I'll teach you how to climb!"

“......”

Fahai sat on the stone on the side, watching the monkey and the white dragon horse fight together, the two demons belong to the kind of eight catties against eight taels, the monkey is eight catties, the little white dragon is eight taels, the monkey on the ground can chase the little white dragon all over the ground with one hand, but even so, the little white dragon is still very strong, the name of the third prince of the dragon can not be desecrated, climb, it is impossible to climb in this life! The biggest difference between the dragon and the Jiao is that the Jiao is crawling, the dragon is flying, and it is the kind that can fly as soon as it is born!

Just when the two demons were in full swing, Fahai noticed that there was a faint figure moving not far away.

Fahai pinched the trick and jumped up.

When I got closer, I heard a rustling sound in the woods.

"These two monsters, I'm afraid they came from a bad way!"

"We have to report to the abbot quickly, or Guanyin Temple will be in danger!"

"The black bear spirit above is menacing, and there are two more monsters, and the Guanyin Zen Temple has reached an eventful time!"

Fahai looked at the bald head with a sense of kindness, couldn't help it, and touched it gently.

"Who!"

"Who touched my head!"

The two little novices turned around, only to see a young elegant and easy-going holy monk looking at the two, and the monk's golden red robe and holy clothes were shining and dazzling.

A small novice on the left looked at the robe and couldn't hold back, "The abbot's robe!"

The little novice on the right rushed to the front of Fahai, "Monk, why did you steal my abbot's robe?"

At this moment, Fahai blinked, indicating that the plot was a bit strange.

Next, Fahai also knew with his toes that it was the scene of the Guanyin Zen Temple losing the robe and the black bear stealing the robe at night.

But now it's okay, the wicked man on the other side spoke first, and directly said that he stole the robe, Ami, I have a big groove, how can the hell take it?

Admit that the robe is stolen, then you have to go shirtless to see Rulai, although he is not ugly, and the figure is also great, but naked, always feel that there is a loss of the family's card.

If you insist that the other party stole it, don't say whether you want to come back to the robe, this Guanyin Monastery will directly turn your face with yourself, and you can't enter the Guanyin Monastery, how to let the black bear steal the robe, the black bear does not steal the robe, how can I live this catastrophe? And this Guanyin Monastery is still the temple of Guanyin, to put it mildly, under Guanyin's nose, if I cheat, this is tantamount to hitting the muzzle of the gun.

Fahai pondered for a moment, and said to the two little novices, "Two little masters, listen to your words, isn't it that the abbot of your temple also has a robe that is the same as mine?"

Xiao Shami hurriedly said, "That's right, it's exactly the same, even this material is the same!"

Another novice said, "My abbot treats that robe like a treasure, and he can't wait to offer it every day, you guy has made the robe dirty and messy, and I'm really ashamed of this robe! ”

Fahai listened to the words of the tiger and wolf of the two little novices, and decided to give up preaching.

"Ahh

"Senior brother, run—ah!"

Fahai punched one by one and took the two little novices down.

The faster bushes dispersed, a white horse running in the shape of a human, and a monkey surrounded them, and the two looked at the two little novices on the ground, a little confused.

Xiao Bailong said, "It turns out that a stomachache can really give birth to a child, the master ate so much willow meat, and in this way, he gave birth to two children, and they look exactly the same-ah!"

The monkey rode on the little white dragon's head, punching one punch after another, "You can't speak, don't speak!" Lao Sun now understands why you can complete the invincible Zhao Gongzi character to kneel and lick the 360 degrees dead dog person, your mouth, open it, something will happen, you remember to me now, you are a horse, a horse don't be blind. ”

Fahai looked at the unconscious little boy with a light in his eyes, "Wukong, don't fight Xiaobai, you two have become these two little novices now!"

The monkey looked at the two little novices who fainted on the ground, "What are you kidding? Master, I'm so handsome, I've become a little monk?"

On one side, a childish voice came, "Master, have I become like?"

Fahai looked at the little novice who was exactly the same as Ao Lie's change, and said with a smile, "Yes, it's just that your mouth is a little crooked." ”

Xiaobai straightened his mouth and said, "Master, to be honest, as long as you don't let me become a horse lying on my stomach, everything is negotiable, even if it is a woman......"

"Don't come to this set!" said the little novice who turned into a monkey on one side, "Don't think that my grandson doesn't know, you have a transvestite, and you are greedy for the master's body, you kind of thief-hearted dragon horse, if it weren't for the fact that the main plot has you, my grandson will beat you to death." ”

"Alright, don't waste time there. ”

The monkey hurriedly got up and was about to chase after him, Xiaobai looked at the two little novices who were sleeping on the ground, "Two little donors, I'm sorry." ”

Xiaobai also hurriedly ran away.

Not long after, just after Fahai and his party left a stick of incense, a small novice on the left side of the ground opened his eyelids, and the little novice looked around, "The person is gone, senior brother, the person is gone." ”

"Are you gone?"

The junior brother got up, looked at the backs of the three Fahai people who were far away, and read, "Senior brother, I think the master is going to lose money this time." ”

The senior brother patted the dust on his body, "How can you see it?"

The junior brother said, "This bald donkey is completely out of common sense, according to the logic just now, he should argue with us on the basis of reason, say who is the owner of this robe, and he is good, directly shot the two of us down, then again, this guy is too heavy, obviously the realm and we are almost the Dharma Protector Realm, why is it so strong!"

The senior brother raised his eyes, and there was a fierce light in the corners of his eyes, "If you are not so strong, how can you be a scripture learner?"

The junior brother looked at the senior brother and said with a smile, "Senior brother, we said before, when the master kills Fahai, we kill the master, when the time comes, you should be the person who learns the scriptures, I will be your eldest apprentice, and we will go together to get the Western scriptures and get the right results." ”

The senior brother laughed, "Of course, when the time comes, take that black bear and take him as a mount, and we will replace this scripture learner and go to the West Heaven to seek the true scriptures." ”

"Good!" said the younger brother smiled sweetly.

In the next moment, the brothers and sisters shot out together.

The junior brother looked at the palm of his heart, and the left palm of the senior brother was attached to his heart, and the blood-colored cracks visible to the naked eye instantly shattered.

Senior Brother's eyes widened, "Senior Brother, you, you-"

The senior brother looked at his junior brother's left hand, the junior brother's left hand did not attack, but a very ordinary fist bump, his eyes were full of puzzlement, he didn't understand why the senior brother would kill him.

There was a hint of panic in the senior brother's eyes, "Yes, I'm sorry, I, I thought you were going to kill me and rob me of the things that I learned from the scriptures, junior brother, junior brother, you hold on, I'll take you back to the Guanyin Monastery......"

"Senior brother!" the junior brother grabbed the senior brother's shoulder, "Don't be indecisive, you told me, people who learn scriptures are those who do great things, those who do great things, those who are informal, and indecisive people can't go to the west sky, you have to be ruthless, kill the master, destroy Guanyin, and cut off the Fahai, so that you can go to the west sky, if you are reluctant to kill even a junior brother today, how can you become a person who learns scriptures?"

Senior brother knelt down in front of his junior brother and said in a low voice, "Go with peace of mind, when I achieve the right result, I will seal you the supreme Buddha fruit, at worst it is also a Buddha, senior brother will never let you die in vain, I will let Fahai pay the price for your life! It was Fahai who harmed you, if it wasn't for him to appear, how could you and I be like this!"

"That's right, it's all Fahai!"

"It's all this damn scripture learner!"

"Senior brother, you wait, Fahai will die soon. ”

“......”

Speaking of this, the senior brother burst out with a palm, and the endless Buddha light in the palm of his hand boiled and erupted, and the junior brother turned into a sky full of ashes in the blink of an eye, and the flames burned up the mountains and forests.

Far away, Fahai looked back at the mountains and forests that suddenly caught fire, a little confused, "Wukong, why is there a fire?"

The little novice transformed into a monkey said, "Where do I know?"

Fahai said, "Did you smoke, and the cigarette butt was not extinguished?"

"What are you kidding!" the monkey looked like Dou E's grievance, "I'm also the Monkey King who made trouble in the Heavenly Palace five hundred years ago, how can my quality be so low? Also, what is smoking? What is smoking? I haven't heard of it!"

On one side, the little novice who changed from the white dragon horse dragged it in the monkey's arms and pulled out a box of cigarettes, and the cigarette also had Huazi written on it.

The monkey pushed the little novice, "What are you doing?"

Fahai looked at Huazi, "You don't know how to smoke?"

"I, I'm just curious about the fairy smoke that the master described on the rich woman's practice book, so I made some of my own in private, or, master, come to Genhuazi?"

Fahai didn't look at it, and the monkey took the cigarette back.

Fahai walked in front and said, "Wait a minute, you two look at my eyes and act, remember, the old abbot of Guanyin Monastery, Elder Jinchi, is not an easy master to deal with, especially with Guanyin standing behind him, according to my hunch, I have a feeling that I will meet Guanyin here, that is, the true deity of the immortal god, you two have polished your moves, don't fall into the trap of the Bodhisattva and plant in this pass." ”

Behind the place, Sun Wukong said, "Master, it's almost there!"

Fahai looked up, facing the place, the Zen forest is secluded, the mountains and rivers are like a slush, on the Buddha steps covered with cyan moss, the shadow of the Buddha and the monk are carved densely turned, the local stupas on both sides are half collapsed, the ancient Buddha monuments are horizontally arranged, at a glance, it seems to be a mass grave, giving people a desolate feeling.

"Such an environment. The little white dragon looked left and right, "How did this Guanyin Zen Monastery come about?"

Sun Wukong said, "So, there are many monsters on the way to the west, you don't need to be sharp-eyed at all, you only need to use your brain, you can see that something is wrong here!"

Xiao Bailong said, "Then Senior Brother, has your fiery spell been refined in vain?"

"What do you mean by Bai Lian?" Fahai said in front, "When it comes to barbecue, it's still very convenient, when I was making Xiangliu meat skewers last night, if it weren't for your senior brother who barbecued with fiery eyes, I'm afraid that a lot of toxins on Xiangliu will be naked into our body, and then it will be miserable." ”

The monkey felt sorry for the master Bodhi Ancestor, and his fiery eyes were used to masturbate, if the Bodhi Patriarch knew, he was afraid that he would withdraw his seventy-two supernatural powers.

"The heart has a soul, and the Buddha is not far away in sex! There is a Buddha in the heart, a good couplet!"

Fahai looked at the couplet of Guanyin Zen Temple, clapped his hands and smiled, "Wukong, go smash the door!"

However, Fahai said slowly, and the monkey, who was impatient, jumped out and demolished the door of the entire Guanyin Zen Temple.

For a while, the dust was flying, and a hoarse old voice came from the door, "Okay, you are a scripture learner, the old monk Jinchi, clean up the temple, prepare vegetarian food, treat you, you are good, I came to smash the temple door of the poor monk, this time there is no one hundred and eighty holy robes, you don't want to leave the Guanyin Monastery!"