Chapter 102 Jianghu dialect
The tall female wizard laughed wildly, stomped the rocks under her feet, and pointed to the stream in the distance: "Our land should be like this, it has always been like this, you can't get used to eating rice here, why do you say that our rice here is not good!"
Lou Xiaolou laughed, and then shook his head helplessly and sighed.
"Sad, okay, you say the rice here is good, then you can go with me to taste it!"
Lou Xiaolou pulled the woman away in the air, and the rest of the women rose in the air one by one and followed closely behind them. There happened to be a village near here, and Lou Xiaolou dragged the woman to the door of a medicine farmer's house.
When the medicine farmer opened the door and saw the woman behind Lou Xiaolou, he was so frightened that he hurriedly knelt down and kowtowed. "The little one doesn't know that the wizard is coming, please don't blame the little one, the little one will arrange for the family to bring out the best food to entertain the wizard!"
The woman seemed to be used to being tall, waved her hand, and the medicine farmer hurriedly got up.
At this time, the whole family in the house also knelt in the courtyard to greet the noble wizard.
"Alright, get up, you guys, go cook rice, I'm going to have a full meal at your house today!"
The wizard wants to eat, but the family is busy, so if the family doesn't have it, they will go to the next door to borrow it, and they will make do with the meal no matter what.
"My lord, do you want to drink tea, I have Longjing and Tieguanyin at home!"
The wizard woman was saying that she wanted to drink tea, but Lou Xiaolou said: "What kind of tea to drink, a cup of boiled water is enough!"
The boiled water was served in a large black bowl, and the sorceress spat out the water after taking a sip.
"What's the matter, how can there be a trace amount of root liquid of several highly poisonous herbs in this water!"
Sure enough, he was an expert, and he tasted the ingredients of poisonous herbs contained in the water in one bite.
Her words scared the farmer's family a lot.
"Wizard... Big... Adult, this is the stream water that is beaten in the morning, it is the best water nearby, the juice of the root of the herb contained in this water is the least, the stream water on the opposite mountain can not be drunk, if you want to drink it, it is necessary to boil the water with the medicinal herbs to drink, otherwise you will die if you drink too much!"
The water was like this, and there was no need to eat the rice, so the wizard got up in a huff and went out of the courtyard gate and shot electricity to the opposite hill. When she picked up the stream and sniffed it closely, she was so frightened that she splashed the water out of her hand.
"How so, how so!"
Lou Xiaolou pointed to the dense various rhizomes at the bottom of the stream and said: "See, the roots of these herbs are all over the entire Dawu Mountain, you don't know which one is poisonous, and you don't know which one is non-poisonous, because there are too many, so many that it will take at least decades to deal with these root systems!"
The woman was stunned for a long time, and only after a long time did she look at the scholar and asked, "Then what should I do, the people on this land live by planting medicinal herbs and raising poisonous insects and poisons, and we can't cut off the root of their survival!"
Lou Xiaolou said: "It's simple, you don't have to worry about this, leave it to the imperial court!"
At last, the woman bowed down and bowed to the end.
The scholar accepted it calmly.
The Great Wu Country, poisonous insects and poisons everywhere, the general Tuhe bought a batch and sent someone to send a batch, and the scholar would return a batch of antidote pills, and so on, and the blood in the mountain gourd was anxious.
"Little master, what do you want so many poisonous insects and poisons for, the whole mountain and water hyacinth is about to be stuffed!"
Lou Xiaolou said: "It's okay, then I only need to absorb some more mountain roots and water transportation, and the space in the mountain hyacinth will be several times larger!"
On this day, he passed by a small village and saw a group of children playing at the entrance of the village. Next to him, there was a middle-aged man in a gray robe, and behind the middle-aged man there was a little boy with a somewhat pale face.
When the middle-aged man saw the scholar and Yue Liuli, he greeted them warmly.
"Hey, little brother, come here, help me see what's wrong with my apprentice, I've been having diarrhea lately!"
Lou Xiaolou saw from a distance that the child had some food poisoning.
"Na, a bottle of detoxification pill for you, hurry up, what are you doing in this kind of place with a child, the rice grain and water sources here are more seriously polluted, your body doesn't react, but the child's cultivation is low and can't stand it!"
The middle-aged man took it and opened the bottle, poured out a detoxification pill and stuffed it into the child's mouth.
Lou Xiaolou hurriedly reminded again: "Uncle, it's a bit of a waste for you to let your child eat like this, you turn it into a water hyacinth, you will inevitably be hungry and eat along the way, as long as you drink the water in the water hyacinth, you won't be poisoned again!"
The middle-aged man nodded, and handed the pill to the little boy, who was busy taking out a very beautiful purple gold gourd in the storage bag. Stuffed the pill into the gourd, shook it vigorously a few times, and handed the gourd to the middle-aged man.
"Master, you drink first!"
The middle-aged man said: "I don't have a stomachache, you drink, the little toxicity just helps me fight roundworms!"
Lou Xiaolou didn't look at the master and apprentice, but walked to the group of children and pinched a plump and crystalline rice grain at the corner of a child's mouth.
"Wow, little pot friend, the rice you eat at home today must be delicious!"
"Ah, big brother, how do you know, let me tell you, the rice I ate at home today is sweet. My father said that I can eat this kind of rice every day in the future!"
Lou Xiaolou rubbed the little boy's head, and then said to a group of children: "Let you Abba hurry up and go to the city to sell medicinal herbs and poisons, the price of medicinal herbs and poisons during this time is very expensive, one pound of medicinal materials can be exchanged for more than ten catties of this sweet rice!"
The children rushed to the house, and Lou Xiaolou hugged his fist at the middle-aged man and was about to miss the village.
"Scholar, there is a restaurant opened by a medicine farmer in the village, the fried centipede tastes good, do you want to try it, and the hundred poisonous wine made with Gu worms, do you want a pot!"
Lou Xiaolou said with a smile: "Uncle, if you meet an old acquaintance in another country, you will have a pot of wine!"
The little boy who drank the antidote water also came to his senses, and when he saw the beautiful moon glass, he came over to talk.
"Who are you, what do you have to do with this scholar!"
Yue Liuli doesn't like children the most, especially this kind of child who says it's big or small.
"You care about me?"
"Ah, I don't care about you, I'm just asking you!"
"Hmph, it's not a matter of asking, if your master asks you to recite the essence of the scriptures, will he ask you with one mouth!"
"Uh-huh!"
"Then you don't care about me!"
"Damn, I'm not your master, how can I care about you, I'm just asking you!"
"I'm Nima, brother has a violent temper, you are not tall but you swear, who taught you, is it your master. ”
The little boy said proudly: "If you don't know how to swear when you go to the rivers and lakes, then you are still a master, this is still taught by the master, and I am self-taught." Let me tell you, I walked from the Imperial City to this great witch country, and along the way, I learned a lot of swear words and mantras that are often used by heroes in the rivers and lakes!"
"Yohe, in addition to learning to scold your mother and swearing, you have learned to do other things!"
The little boy said proudly: "This is naturally there, do you know what the heroes of the rivers and lakes talk about when they get together at the wine table!"
"What are you talking about!" asked Yue Liuli curiously.
"Girl!" As soon as these words came out, the little boy was hit with a broken bean on his head. "Okay, you little rabbit cub, if you don't learn it, you don't learn it, just learn some messy Jianghu dialect!"
"Master, I'm telling the truth, it's not like this in a tavern to eat. Whether it is the left table or the right table, whether it is the south house or the north house, whether it is on the mountain and under the mountain, whether it is carrying a knife or carrying a sword, whether it is with a handle or wearing a belly pocket, as long as you drink, it is either a fist or a nag, this nag is not the size of a man's crotch, that is, the girls have long legs, big breasts and round buttocks, I am not wrong, why are you beating me, and let people tell the truth!"
The middle-aged man is so angry!
"Didn't I say I would let you tell the truth, it's just that you're too young now, it's not the time to say this, hurry up and eat meat to grow tall, what nonsense about children!"
The little boy stopped talking, but Yue Liuli opened the conversation.
"Dude, you're not a big deal, you can get started!"
"Get started, what do you mean by getting started?"
Yue Liuli smiled proudly: "I'm Nima, you don't know what to do!"
The little boy said embarrassedly: "Don't laugh at me, isn't it just a master, I can learn sooner or later!"
Yue Liuli said seriously: "That's right, presumably with your intelligence, you will definitely learn it quickly." Actually, I can teach you!"
As soon as he heard this, the little boy became interested.
"Dude, will you?"
"I would, I'm ......" Before he finished speaking, the back of his head was slapped by Lou Xiaolou.
"Yue Liuli, if you open your mouth with dirty words again, I will sew your mouth!"