The 103rd injustice

If you don't say it, you won't say it, it's a big deal, as for sewing my mouth.

Yue Liuli glared at Lou Xiaolou fiercely, and said in her heart You are a stingy ghost, the money that the master took from the palace of the Great Witch Kingdom bought all the medicinal materials and poisons for you, and you have to sew my mouth after eating a fried centipede, you are really stingy.

Cheapskate!

Lou Xiaolou also can't do anything about this month's glass, this kid is in a flow of breath all day long, and he thinks don't bring bad apprentices.

The middle-aged man raised his glass and said, "Scholar, it's just a little pot friend, don't worry too much, come, let's drink!"

As soon as the two clinked glasses, the box opened.

"Uncle, what are you doing here, isn't the scenery of our Da Zhou good!"

The middle-aged man sighed: "No matter how good the scenery at home is, it is like what the sage said, if you read thousands of books and travel thousands of miles, you always have to come out to see." Actually, I've wanted to come to the Great Witch Country for a long time to walk around, but I've always been entangled in things, and now that I'm finally free, I naturally want to come and take a look!"

"Hehe, what is the customs here, how is it better than our big Zhou!"

The middle-aged man poured wine, first for the scholar, and then for himself.

"Hey, most of the people here are still very barbaric, in addition to raising poison and raising poison, you look at the signature dishes in this store, fried centipedes, fried lotus roots, fried butterflies, fried star anise beetles......

You see, there is not even a poultry, if there is no it, there is no greens, but there are no greens!"

Lou Xiaolou picked up the flask and poured wine, first poured a glass for the middle-aged man and then poured himself a glass.

"Uncle, this is the customs here, our farmers there raise chickens and ducks, and the medicine farmers here raise insects and herbs, in short, all for livelihood. It's just that the livelihood of the Great Witch Kingdom has been led astray by those radical wizards!"

The middle-aged man raised his glass, and Lou Xiaolou clinked glasses.

"Scholar, do you think the mountains and rivers here are still saved, do you think the great witches here will be loyal to our Da Zhou!"

Lou Xiaolou didn't speak, but beckoned the store to ask for four bowls of rice.

"Uncle, look at this rice, this is the rice produced in the authentic Sifang Mountain Range. As long as we can pull out the poisonous roots of this mountain, as long as there is no venom pollution in the paddy fields here, as long as they can live and work in peace and contentment and eat such rice, how can they have other thoughts!"

The middle-aged man sandwiched a fried centipede, ate it with a mouth full of oil, and picked up the wine glass before saying: "But the nature of the country is easy to change, and the great witch is dark and vicious, it is inevitable that after eating and drinking, he will have the strength to fight with my Da Zhou!"

Lou Xiaolou also sandwiched a fried centipede, which felt that it tasted good.

"Uncle, our Emperor of the Great Zhou Dynasty is not a vegetarian, along the way, eating hundreds of rice, reading hundreds of people, how to solve the problem of Dawu national style has long been decided. For now, we will pull out the poison first, and then carry out indoctrination, this is not a matter of urgency, we have to take our time!"

As soon as he heard this, the middle-aged man was a little angry. "Take your time, how slow is it, these children's bodies are full of toxins, you tell the Great Zhou Emperor, you can't delay any longer, if you want to fight the upper realm, you must have the strongest soldiers, the children in the Great Wu Kingdom are all first-class good seedlings, not only to open a school, but also to open a mountain and establish a faction, not only to teach the culture of the Great Zhou Kingdom, but also to teach the invincible magical powers of the Great Zhou Kingdom, so as to cultivate the most outstanding young talents!"

Lou Xiaolou poured wine for the middle-aged man and said: "This matter, I am really in a hurry, besides, I am a pharmacist who walks the rivers and lakes, and I can't talk to the emperor of the Great Zhou." Uncle, if you want to say it, you still have to say, you say he listens to me or listens to you. That's the Emperor of the Great Zhou, I have my own strategy in my chest, I'm a Jianghu person, drinking wine and eating meat, isn't it beautiful!"

The middle-aged man took a sip of wine and wiped his mouth and said: "That's right, the people of the rivers and lakes are in the rivers and lakes, and there are people who work this national matter, what do we know, what kind of mind do we have, come to drink wine and eat meat!"

One plate of fried centipedes was not enough to eat, and Lou Xiaolou asked for two more plates. They are all monks, with a huge stomach, especially the two little ones, and they can't stop eating them.

"Scholar, I see that you are in the realm of Dan Palace Dacheng, and you are still running around, why don't you hurry up and break through to the Five Elements Divine Hidden Realm, you must know that one realm is one heaven, don't always hang around in the Dan Palace realm!"

Lou Xiaolou said with a smile: "Uncle, you can't be in a hurry if this cultivation is done step by step, this broken mirror will come naturally, why do I need to retreat!"

What he said made the middle-aged man stunned.

Broken mirror, you can still go with the flow, isn't it diligent and hard work, what kind of cultivation principle is this?

"Scholar, who did you study with?"

"God of Immortal Medicine!"

The middle-aged man really wanted to slap his mouth, and asked knowingly. The god of elixir is the good-looking scholar who doesn't talk like that, and he doesn't know why he cures diseases and saves people, but there is no woman he has treated who doesn't love her.

Therefore, most of the people who jumped on the rivers and lakes and scolded the god of elixir were women.

The high-ranking disciple in front of him seems to be also this virtue, being a good person everywhere and showing mercy everywhere. My ninth princess, who do you like is not good, you like this kind of person.

The scholar drank too much and talked a lot, and he rarely spoke when he was not drinking.

There are many people on the rivers and lakes who seem to talk a lot after drinking, and there are people who scold the street.

"Uncle, where are you going next!"

The middle-aged man looked at the boy who was eating fried insects on the side and said, "I'm going to go to the Loulan Desert, it is said that the women there are very beautiful, I have wanted to go for a long time, and I have been unable to get out!"

"Hehe, the desert is good, you can ride a camel, and I will go there when I have time, it is said that there are flowers on the other side of the desert, which are the top medicinal materials for the healing of the soul, I want to pick a few!"

The middle-aged man said: "Then pick a few more plants, the soul of our nether people is the most fragile, my domineering son killed the heavenly immortal with one punch, maybe someone from the upper realm will come at any time, you will make a fortune if you prepare more of this medicinal material!"

"Hehe, uncle, I'm not short of money, how can I make this kind of money, people like me have family and country feelings!

The middle-aged man waved his hand and said: "Scholar, you can't be like this, do you know what it means to be a long stream, how much money you can have, not to mention that you make money, at least you have enough money, with money, you can buy more medicinal materials, and with medicinal materials you can save more people, and so on and so on is the right way." It's right to go to the rivers and lakes to talk about righteousness, but don't cut the meat and feed it to the eagle, and in the end you will be eaten by the eagle!"

The scholar pondered for a moment and then nodded, "Uncle, you're still right!"

"Ha, come, do it! Scholar, there are a thousand glasses of wine for a confidant, after drinking one glass after another, I have drunk and eaten, let's say goodbye!"

The scholar hurriedly got up and hugged his fists to send him off, and the middle-aged man said: "Everyone is from the rivers and lakes, there are not so many rules, say goodbye!"

"Farewell!"

The middle-aged man left, and he was in a hurry.

"Master, I haven't eaten yet!" the little boy was a little unhappy. I don't know what the middle-aged man said, the little boy suddenly puffed up his stomach exaggeratedly and said, "Oh, this stomach is good to hold up when you stand up and take two steps, it's so supportive!"

Out of the village, the tall and the short will go high in the clouds.

In the small shop, the little scholar drank with a blushing face.

Yue Liuli said unhappily: "Little master, you were tricked by that middle-aged man, you look at the eating appearance of their master and apprentice, the apprentice ate three plates and two pots of tea alone, and the master ate five plates and three pots of wine, and then quickly slipped away after eating a mouth." Little master, this table is very expensive!"

Lou Xiaolou patted his head: "Hey, I didn't make it clear before eating, this time it's a big loss, this table needs at least one ingot of gold!"

No, when checking out, the old man said, "Two ingots of gold!"

"I'll go, you opened a black shop!"

The shopkeeper said: "What is the black shop, you have eaten a total of two tables of meals, the previous team of masters and apprentices ate one table, the four of you have eaten another table, adding up to two ingots of gold, not to mention two ingots of gold, you Da Zhou people have money, don't talk nonsense, I can call the villagers to deal with you!"

Lou Xiaolou is so angry, and Emperor Zhou Tiandi is like this, and he doesn't pay attention to the rivers and lakes at all.

Angry is angry, and you have to pay for it obediently.

On another hill, the middle-aged man kicked his teeth with an embroidery needle and said, "Baby apprentice, the meat of the last plate of fried centipedes is a little old, it's too big, stuff your teeth!"

The apprentice also played with his teeth with an embroidery needle and gave a thumbs up. "Master, this meal is really good, is there such a big wrong, you find another one, I haven't eaten it yet!"

The middle-aged man raised his eyes and looked in the Dawu Mountain, and sure enough, he saw another person, and that person was the White Horse General Tu He who surveyed the terrain.

"Baby apprentice, let's eat this meal, let's go to the desert to find an acquaintance to eat next meal!"

"Okay, okay, listen to the master!"

The middle-aged man pulled out a storage bag, took out an envelope from the storage bag, looked down at the storage bag again, and saw that there were only a few small pieces of silver left in it.

"Nima, the habit of going out without money kills people!"

His precious apprentice's hand was also groping in the storage bag, and the fifteen taels of silver given by his father before going out were still in his pocket.