The woman in the cave didn't expect someone to be in the depths of the mountain, so she hurriedly put the wet blouse and shorts on her body, looked down at the translucent shirt that was clinging to her chest, and was helpless, just looking forward to waiting outside the cave for a handsome guy......

In a word, I'm going to find a police uncle!

The girl was in a very bad mood, and finally went into the mountains to record a video, but I didn't expect God to support her anchor work at all, saying that it would rain if it rained, and it would be okay to give some signs, but there was no preparation at all, and the mobile phone was soaked in rain.

As soon as I walked to the entrance of the cave, I saw the poor scholar standing outside, the scholar was standing straight like a telephone pole, and the clothes he was wearing were rather strange, it was a gray and white robe, and the most important thing was that this person was carrying a book on his back.

"Hehe, dare to love is still a peer!"

"This outfit is really willing to pay for it!"

"Look at this washed white robe, he is a poor scholar, and then look at the thin and handsome face, the whole copy of Ning Caichen!"

"It's so creative, the recent remake of A Chinese Ghost Story is quite powerful, and this anchor is quite good at making up the heat!"

Lou Xiaolou stood there motionless, his eyes did not squint, his ears did not listen, like a pure-hearted immortal pine, let the barefoot girl who was wearing the same clothes and not wearing the same muttering around him.

"Hey, handsome guy, since everyone is a peer, don't be good in front of me, look at your stupid look, you're addicted to being a scholar, right?"

Lou Xiaolou didn't understand what the girl said again, and when she looked down at the girl's bewitching face, she inadvertently saw the looming chest again, and hurriedly withdrew her eyeballs, silently chanting in her heart Don't look at indecent things, don't look at indecent things......

The girl looked down at her chest, shook it proudly: "Yo, you can watch it if you want to, and no one says about you, I'll see how long you can pretend!

Lou Xiaolou hurriedly clasped his fists, and Junlang's face turned red: "Girl, please respect yourself, it's not Ning Caichen down there, you recognize the wrong person, you're downstairs Xiaolou!"

The girl sneered and posted directly to Lou Xiaolou, and at this moment Lou Xiaolou was so frightened that she hurriedly retreated, and was forced to the entrance of the cave in a few steps.

"Girl, please respect yourself!"

The girl rolled her eyes, and said in her heart that this person made herself stupid by doing a live broadcast, and she really thought she was a scholar!

"Hey, handsome guy, wake up, you're a normal person when your phone is turned off!Tell me, what's your name, where are you, how many years have you been working in bilibili, how many fans are there, what is your income, can you support yourself?"

A series of questions overwhelmed Lou Xiaolou, who was full of poetry and books, and looked at the bewitching girl in front of him who was more like a fox spirit than a fox.

"Hey...... Hey...... "The girl was in a hurry, so she raised her foot and kicked over.

Xu is the reason why he has practiced, although Lou Xiaolou is stupid in a daze, but the instinct of his body allows him to avoid the fragrant kick.

"Oh, my aunt and grandmother are crazy and want to hit someone, and no one has ever dared to dodge, you nerd, let me kick it!"

The girl is cunning and savage, she is not allowed to hide when she beats people, and she is not allowed to block her ears when she scolds. I can't kick it, and I kick it again, who knows that the stupid scholar is like a hanger, letting the girl open his teeth and claws, and he wanders around with a graceful demeanor.

"Hey......" The girl shouted, stomped her feet angrily, and said that the deception was too much, what happened to you a big man telling me to kick it, and it didn't hurt to kick!

Lou Xiaolou has never seen such a woman, and she is dressed more coquettishly than a fox spirit. Look at that speech and demeanor, it is even more excessive than the girl in the flower room. Look at the unreasonable barbarism, it is said that the ninth princess of the Great Zhou Kingdom who has never been able to recruit a horse is like this, and this one in front of her is even better.

When you encounter such a woman, don't look at it, don't listen to it, it's better to stay away, so as not to be seen by the demons and monsters in the mountains and affect your reputation.

Lou Xiaolou is a gentleman and attaches great importance to reputation.

The girl is an Internet celebrity and extremely enchanting.

Lou Xiaolou was leaving, the girl stopped her, and finally met a colleague in the mountains, and he was a handsome guy, and he was really sorry for himself if something didn't happen, especially in this bad weather, how could he let him run.

"Girl, please respect yourself!"

"Why don't I respect myself, you left me a weak woman in this barren mountain on a rainy day, you are embarrassed!"

Lou Xiaolou thought about it, and it was really wrong to leave, so he hurriedly said: "Okay, I won't go, and ask the girl to go back to the cave to put on her clothes, and don't come out again before the rain stops!"

"You care about me!" The girl raised her foot and kicked again, this foot of the building was suffered, not that she couldn't hide, but she was afraid that she would be endless.

"Giggles, there is progress, it will be over sooner rather than later, just kick it, and it won't hurt to kick it!"

Lou Xiaolou hugged his fists and said: "Girl, the pain is not painful, the main men and women are not kissed, girl, it is really inappropriate for you to kick me barefoot, girl...... Hope for yourself!"

The girl didn't say a word, and kicked it again.

", it's endless, pretending to be a scholar is addicted, right, the girl on the left, the girl on the right is a joke! Look at you like this, it's disgusting to look at!"

Lou Xiaolou shook his head helplessly, and simply turned his head to look away.

The girl was eccentric, she looked around Lou Xiaolou and looked at it, she wanted to find such a number one person in her memory, to see if there was him in the anchor big coffee. Such a dedicated scholar, fans don't talk about millions, otherwise force yourself like this, it's not worth paying attention to millions of fans!

However, after recalling for a long time, whether it is Weibo, Kuaishou, Douyin, or bilibili, I can't find such a No. 1 person?

Could it be that he just debuted?

Or, is it a psychopath?

"Hey, what are you doing in the mountains on a rainy day?"

"Hey, what's your name?"

"Hey, where are you?"

"Hey, which platform are you a streamer?"

A series of questions made Lou Xiaolou frown, he didn't know how to answer these questions, he could only pick up the answers he could understand.

"Girl, my name is Lou Xiaolou, I beg people from Shuishan, the reason why I entered the mountain is because I want to go to the ghost market!"

Lou Xiaolou?

It's not Ning Caichen!

People who seek water and mountains?

No, I'm obviously climbing Wutong Mountain.

Ghost City?

There is a ghost market in the mountains, nonsense, can the little ghost market escape the eyes of the police uncle?

The girl didn't believe it, Lou Xiaolou turned his head to look away, he didn't know how to explain again, in short, he felt that the girl in front of him was not a normal person, but he couldn't tell what kind of goblin she was.

The rain stopped, Lou Xiaolou wanted to leave, but the girl didn't let him go, and said that she wanted him to escort her down the mountain. Let's go down the mountain, walk and walk, the girl's face is getting more and more ugly!

"This is not the way I walked when I went up the mountain!"

Lou Xiaolou said: "There is only this road down the mountain, and there is only this road up the mountain, and it is safer for the old hunter to step out, I have never seen other roads in so many years of living here!"

The girl shook her head and said, "No, there must be other roads!" After speaking, she looked around, trying to find a different way out.

However, the surrounding green and deep, there is only a fish intestine path under your feet. After all, the girl failed to achieve her wish, and let her climb high and look far away, but she never found a way out. It's just that you go into the hole to hide from the rain, and you can't change a mountain when you get out of the hole!

It's so weird!