Chapter 14: The Silly Woman 1
The black bear monster was also on a whim, wanting to see if the scholar was hacked to death, and for a while he forgot about the three orders of the Daomen master, pressed the cloud head, and jumped into the scholar's courtyard.
This scene was seen by many people in the village.
"Oh my God, it's really a monster, and it's a monster with black hair, that monster has a mouth like a river, his eyes are like copper bells, his body is full of demonic energy, and he entered Lou Xiaolou's house with a menacing momentum. ”
I all feel that Lou Xiaolou is finished this time, and I can't do it unless I am chopped into meat and wrapped dumplings by that monster.
Who knows, when Lou Xiaolou saw the black bear monster, a pair of eyes suddenly lit up.
When the black bear monster saw the scholar's eyes, his heart was a sigh, and he suddenly realized that he didn't look at the yellow calendar when he went out today, and the scholar's little eyes were wrong, like a little girl who looked naked again.
"Scholar, why do you look at me like this!"
Lou Xiaolou is an upright person, he never beats around the bush, and he opened his mouth and said: "Brother Xiong, you came just in time, I'm worried about where to get two catties of demon blood!"
As soon as the black bear monster heard this, his back broke out in a cold sweat, and he said in his heart that it was different if there was a doorway covered by the master, and if he wanted to eat bear paws, he said so elegantly, old bear, I only had a few catties of blood on my body, and you would have to two catties for a mouth, and after two catties, do you want to eat bear paws again.
Ma Dan, Lao Tzu shouldn't have gone down the mountain today, dare to love me to send meat to the door.
The black bear monster wants to leave, how could Lou Xiaolou let him go, take off the Milky Way Starry Sky Picture Scroll and throw it over.
"Brother Xiong, don't go yet, there is a baby!"
The black bear monster pouted, his divine sense swept three times in and three out of the scholar's house, and he didn't see anything valuable. However, when he saw the scroll thrown by the scholar, he opened it and looked at it.
It's strange to say, since this picture scroll has lived in Lou Xiaolou's house for a few days, it is no longer manifesting Shenwei, as long as Lou Xiaolou is willing to let people see it, any demon and monster can come to observe and understand.
The moment the scroll unfolded, the black bear monster was happy.
"Scholar, let me see it!"
"Naturally, otherwise what will I do if I throw the painting to you! But there is one condition, you give me two catties of demon blood first!"
The black bear monster is a little embarrassed, how can he give it away by himself, besides, two catties of demon blood, half of his old life is gone.
"Scholar, two catties is not good, two taels at most!"
"No, at least one pound and eight taels, you are so big, it is estimated that you can put a hundred and ten pounds, so you only need two pounds, look at you stingy!"
The black bear monster stretched out three fingers, and there was no question: "At most, three or two, if it doesn't work, forget it, what does it matter if you don't look at a broken painting!"
Lou Xiaolou sneered, and waved the galaxy starry sky map to fly back.
The black bear monster trembled in his heart, he is a person who knows goods, and the painting seems to contain a supreme demon inheritance, if he can get it, he will be able to enter the earth fairy realm in one fell swoop in less than a hundred years.
"Brother Xiong, if you don't look at it, forget it, the Daomen and Daoist masters have been sitting here for a few days, a broken painting, and I don't know what his old man is rare!"
As soon as he heard that the Taoist masters were here for a few days, the black bear monster gritted his teeth, and said in his heart that it was only a catty of eight taels of blood, and he would eat more meat and make up for it after Ming'er.
After trying to pass, you are ready to stab yourself with a knife.
Lou Xiaolou was overjoyed and hurriedly brought a big bowl.
The black bear monster looked at it, picked up the bowl angrily and threw it out. "Scholar, why do you look down on people, Lao Tzu is begging for the famous demon in Shuishan, are you laughing at me with a broken bowl of my demon blood?"
Lou Xiaolou hurriedly explained: "Brother Xiong, look at my house, I don't have anything else except that bowl!"
The black bear monster was depressed, and said in his heart that he would put his own blood, and he would not be able to build another jade bottle, why did he think about this business and how it was not a taste.
Helpless, who told him to be such a poor bastard as a scholar. With a knife on his arm, bright red demon blood gushed out at once, and the scholar hurriedly took the jade bottle to pick it up.
"Hey, hey, you're on time, Lao Tzu's blood is expensive!"
"Yes, yes!"
"Okay, it's almost two pounds!"
"Brother Xiong, you are also stingy, this is only two sentences of effort, and you don't have two or two, you squeeze too slowly!"
"What, this is still slow, the blood is gushing, scholar, if it continues to flow, I will die!"
The black bear monster wanted to retract his arm, but Lou Xiaolou hurriedly said: "If you dare to retract your arm, I will take back the galaxy diagram and see which of us suffers!"
"Hmph, despicable!" the black bear monster confessed, and put several catties of demon blood.
Lou Xiaolou hung the Milky Way starry sky map on the wall, and then drew the talisman. With the demon blood, it was much smoother to draw the talisman, and I drew dozens of pictures in a row until I finished drawing all the ink in the inkstone. I found a broken bag, packed the talisman and the jade bottle, and prepared to go into the mountain to go to the ghost market.
The black bear monster is enlightening, but this guy ran away secretly, and he has been worried about being discovered by the Daomen rangers, so the enlightened ones are not down-to-earth, and there is a feeling of being a thief. The reason why he went down the mountain was originally to laugh at the scholar, who would have thought that the scholar was not struck by lightning at all, and that he was just drawing fire and thunder charms.
At this moment, he suddenly felt that the scholar was about to run away from home with a broken burden, and he was busy calling him.
"Scholar, why are you going!"
"Into the mountain, I'm going to the ghost market to sell talismans!"
Dare to ask for my demon blood just to draw talismans to make money, the black bear monster is wronged!"Brother Xian, you are short of money, just say it, my brother's blood is released for you, and you can't do it with two taels of silver!"
Lou Xiaolou shook his head: "Brother Xiong, I can make money!"
The black bear monster pouted, and said in his heart that you can make a fart money, and you have the ability to return my two catties of demon blood. Lou Xiaolou was leaving, and the black bear monster didn't dare to stay here, so he got up and patted his ass and walked first.
The wind is together, the black clouds are rolling, the black bear monster has gone away, seeing this scene, Lou Xiaolou shook his head, and complained a little in his heart, saying Brother Xiong, you are not interesting enough, and you don't know how to take me a step with a cloud. Turning around, as soon as he stretched out his hand, he put the scroll in his hand, put it down to the book behind him, and let go of his footsteps and walked towards the temple of the king of Laozi.
The first time I went out, I had to say goodbye to the king of heaven. One is to ask him to protect the small mountain village, and the other is to ask him to bless himself, there are many demons and monsters in the mountains, and the ghost market has become a dish before he arrives.
Lou Xiaolou entered the mountain for the second time, the wind rose in the mountain, the wind blew and the clouds surged, and soon the lead clouds poured down between the rain, and a yin and yang diagram hung above the head to shelter the wind and the rain.
The explosion thunder fell suddenly, one after another, and a tree-shaped lightning streaked across the sky, Lou Xiaolou looked up at the sky and frowned slightly, I don't know why the thunder was rolling.
This yin-yang diagram blocks the rain in the sky, but it can't stop the flow of water under the feet, and the cloth shoes that have been worn for two years are soaked in water, and they fall apart after walking a few steps.
Lou Xiaolou is very careful about wearing shoes, and those who can be barefoot on weekdays will never wear shoes, just because they left the money to buy shoes for wine. Now, there is nothing to do, even if your shoes are broken when you go out, even if you insult Sven barefoot, you can only be a scum.
Damn the rain, soaked my shoes!
The rain is getting heavier and heavier, and the water flowing down the top of the mountain is naturally getting bigger and bigger, and the scholar is barefoot and dripping with water, and the water is like the gentleness of the ice and snow girl of the ice and snow building of the big snow mountain, and it is cold and biting.
After climbing over a hill and climbing another hill, even if it was covered by a yin and yang diagram, it still couldn't completely block the pervasive rain, and his clothes were all soaked.
Lou Xiaolou pondered that it was not a way to go on like this, he should find a cave to shelter from the rain, this rain is too big, the big one is outrageous, thief God, I am the godson of the king of heaven, my shoes are soaked for me, sooner or later I will settle accounts with you.
Said to find a cave, walked a few steps to see one, was about to walk in, suddenly saw a pair of very strange objects placed at the entrance of the cave, like a pair of shoes, but he had never seen such shoes, even during the New Year's holidays in the big family to write couplets.
I saw that the shoe, the front is low and the back is high, the front sole is flat, the back sole is higher as if nailed two pointed wooden pegs, and then look at the shoe, only to see a few red stripes of unknown leather staggered into both sides of the sole, each red leather has a very beautiful gem, and there is also a circle of shining gems on both sides of the white high heel sole.
Lou Xiaolou looked around the shoes and looked at them, and after confirming that the shoes were indeed inlaid with valuable gems, the whole person was not calm for a moment.
"Oh my God, what kind of shoes are these people, and why are they so wasted on gems!"
"Loser, loser!"
Lou Xiaolou was indignant, bowed his head and was about to go into the cave to find the man's theory, and then thought about it, he was a scholar, how could he be so rude, call people first when he entered the cave, and burn incense when he entered the temple, this is an ancient precept.
When even shouted: "Is there anyone, in the small building of the scholar building in Xiaqiu Water Village, can you go into the cave to hide from the rain!"
Naturally, there were people in the cave, and it was a woman.
The woman, stripped herself naked, was wringing water, blouse, bra, panties, and skirts, screwing one thing and screwing the next.
"What the hell is the weather, it rains when it rains, the mobile phone is soaked in water, today's video is recorded in vain!" she still remembered the video on her mobile phone, and she didn't look at what she looked like standing naked in the cave.
Suddenly, I heard someone outside the cave asking, and hurriedly shouted: "No, you can change the hole!"
Lou Xiaolou heard that there was a woman in the cave, and immediately took a few steps back, he was a gentleman with great grace, needless to say, when he met a woman, he naturally had to retreat.
However, the rain was too heavy, and there was no way back, so I had to stand at the entrance of the cave and be a cave keeper with the Yin and Yang Taiji Diagram on top of it.