Chapter 3 The incense wind is together, and the red tent covers the sky
Lou Xiaolou seems to be running from time to time since this day, Xiaohua came to him one after another, grinding him, and cooking for him, which made him very embarrassed.
Xi Po came and sent thirty taels of silver.
Lou Xiaolou asked: "Why is there five taels missing?" ”
Xi Po said: "Qian Yuan gave birth to a son Qian Tong, why don't you send five taels of silver to congratulate me!"
Hua Xiaohua was clever, grabbed Xi Po and said: "Xi Po, in the future, the price of calligraphy and painting in my small building will rise, and the money that I said can not be less!"
"Yo, when did it become your small building, you weren't happy when you came to propose marriage last year, what's the matter, it's a Lai Shang's family to be ridden once!"
Although Hua Xiaohua was angry, she was not a vegetarian, and snorted: "Isn't it just that you have been ridden once, as if you have never been ridden before, don't talk nonsense, if you don't agree, I'll find another Xipo!"
How can there be anything that can't get along with money, although Xi Po still has all kinds of vicious words, but for the sake of real money, she still laughed and said: "Forget it, it's all for Xiaolou, since you two are in love, I will protect this matchmaker!"
With the words of the matchmaker, Hua Xiaohua nodded happily.
In the days that followed, Lou Xiaolou read and wrote, Hua Xiaohua came over from time to time to serve him to drink and eat, and one day he didn't want to leave, but he was angry with Lou Xiaolou.
"You idiot, you won't sleep if you sleep, I'm mad!"
The vixen hiding in the clouds scolded and pressed the cloud head to the door.
"Scholar, I'm here!"
Hearing this, Lou Xiaolou was overjoyed, rolled up the calligraphy and painting and opened the door, the girl entered the hospital, and asked mischievously: "Who was that ugly girl just now, hooking up with other women behind my back, scholar, you are so bold!"
Lou Xiaolou hurriedly explained: "I didn't hook up with another woman, that is my matchmaker's fiancée, what does it have to do with you, don't talk nonsense!"
The girl sneered, pinched Xiao Man's waist and asked, "What has nothing to do with me, did you hug me that day!"
"No, I didn't hug you, you hugged me!"
"Hmph, you are still a scholar, is there a difference between me hugging you and you hugging me, men and women don't kiss, do you want to abandon me and don't want to be responsible for me?"
Lou Xiaolou panicked.
"No, I...... I ......"
"What am I, hurry up and quit this family business, that girl is no longer complete, you are stupid and willing to ask for it!"
Lou Xiaolou said: "What does it matter, Xiaohua is not voluntary, she was forced, she has been hurt by Ah Qiang, I can't hurt her anymore!"
The girl was speechless.
"Okay, I'll be big, she'll be small!"
"Uh!" Scholar Lou Xiaolou had a big head for a while, and he didn't know if what the beautiful girl in front of him said was true or false. However, if it is true, he naturally likes it.
When the girl saw Lou Xiaolou's stupid appearance, she laughed and said in her heart, this person is really stupid. As soon as I sat down on the chair, I went to look through the paintings written and painted by Lou Xiaolou, and the more I looked at it, the more I shook my head.
"Nerd, you can't write some beautiful love stories, such as a scholar falling in love with a fox demon, and a fox demon falling in love with a scholar!"
Lou Xiaolou nodded, you can write it, but why do you want to write fox demons?
The girl doesn't say anything, she just says I like it.
Since then, Lou Xiaolou began to write the story of a scholar who fell in love with the fox demon, the girl must come every night, it will rain before she comes, and the flowers will not come when it rains.
This night, the girl came and didn't leave. Although there was a light rain outside, it couldn't stop Hua Xiaohua from missing Lou Xiaolou's pace. She came, dressed up in a fancy way, ready to take Lou Xiaolou, as long as the raw rice is cooked and cooked, Lou Xiaolou must marry her no matter how dislike she is.
But after she came, she suddenly found that there were other women in Lou Xiaolou's house, and that woman was not only more beautiful than her, but also slept on Lou Xiaolou's bed, no wonder Lou Xiaolou refused to touch her, it turned out that there was a fox spirit around her who was more beautiful than her.
"Who are you?"
The girl sneered: "I am Xiaolou's wife, who are you, what are you always pestering my Xiaolou to do, what kind of face do you have to entangle my Xiaolou!"
In a word, Hua Xiaohua was sent away, and Hua Xiaohua was not very old after all, and it was difficult to hide her shame.
Hua Xiaohua cried and left, and Lou Xiaolou chased him out. He had a matchmaker with Xiaohua, and he was not clear with the girl, he knew which one to take care of at the critical moment.
But the girl sincerely stirred up the situation, how could she let him get his wish.
Lou Xiaolou was furious.
"What are you going to do, I have a matchmaker with Hua Xiaohua, and I want to get married. ”
The girl was even more displeased.
"If you want to marry her, then you must marry me first. She's a broken flower, and I'm a yellow flower girl!"
Lou Xiaolou said angrily: "So what, I don't care!"
"Hmph, I don't care if you don't care, if you don't marry me, you don't want to marry her!"
Lou Xiaolou looked at the girl, and the girl looked at Lou Xiaolou.
"Well, you're sure you're serious!"
"Yes!"
"Okay, tomorrow I'll find Xi Po and go to your house to propose!"
The girl giggled, wrote an address with a pen, and then jumped away, Lou Xiaolou hurried to find Hua Xiaohua, Hua Xiaohua had not gone far, and hid in the alley not far away.
Lou Xiaolou explained the situation, Hua Xiaohua nodded, who told her that she was bullied by Ah Qiang, Xiaolou is very good to her, how can someone else want her!
When the girl returned to the fox's den, she cast a magic spell, and called a group of brothers and sisters to transform the courtyard, and it was a long toss.
Early in the morning of the second day, Lou Xiaolou took Xi Po to find a big manor outside Qiushui Town, which was so magnificent, and the big yard with a few entrances and exits made the Xi Po afraid.
"Xiaolou, I think it's better to forget it, the door is not right, such a daughter, eat bran with you, even if people are willing, you can bear it!"
Lou Xiaolou also lost that momentum, such a daughter lady he really can't bear to marry, there is rice and no vegetables at home, and occasionally there are vegetables and no oil, if it weren't for Xiaohua to send him a lot of oil and vegetables, he only drinks rice porridge every day.
It's only three meals a day, and his life is only a few decades, and he is content to marry Hua Xiaohua, as for this daughter, he still doesn't have extravagant hopes!
Lou Xiaolou loves wine, and the money he earned in the past has been bought for wine, and he has always dealt with a sip of food indiscriminately, and looked at the big courtyard in front of him, he turned around and walked back.
The heart said that everyone is beautiful, and the golden branches and jade leaves are pillows, or not, or not.
The girl tried her best to hook him, how could she let him go, a group of fox brothers and sisters all came around, and one by one they enthusiastically pulled Lou Xiaolou to prevent him from leaving, and Lou Xiaolou was moved for a while. I said that people have such a big business, so many brothers and sisters, and none of them dislike me!
In the evening, Lou Xiaolou was drunk, he was happy and drunk, and he felt that he had found someone who understood him. The girl is like spring, warm people's hearts, and the wine is less than a thousand cups of confidants, and she drinks one cup after another.
The fox dances under the moon, and the scholars by the lake laugh.
It's still the old saying, the wine is strong and courageous, Lou Xiaolou paints with a pen, the girl next to him grinds ink, hooks a little bit, swaying, the bright moon hangs high on the paper, the silver shines on the palace, a group of foxes sing and dance, the more scholars paint, the more they have a god in their eyes, the fairy fox in the pen is smart, golden-haired, white-haired, yellow-haired, purple-haired, and black-haired!
The girl was stunned, originally she thought that Lou Xiaolou didn't know their identity, but now it seems that she still underestimated Lou Xiaolou.
After painting, Lou Xiaolou took out the seal in his arms and pressed it on the table with a "snap". The girl carefully picked it up, and a group of brothers and sisters gathered around.
"Wow, sister, your father-in-law is really amazing, and he painted us beautifully!"
The girl was extremely proud, although this nerd was stupid, but the drawing was indeed not bad.
Lou Xiaolou not only makes a poem, but also paints a must, thinking that the pen is like a god, flying in the sky, running on the ground, swimming in the water, not to mention the three mountains and five waters, which can be stimulated on the paper at will.
Drawing, he is never afraid of anyone!
What about Wujizi Tianzun, he thinks he is a step above him.
"Xiaolou, we like your painting very much!"
Lou Xiaolou looked at the nine foxes in different shapes in the painting, and said, "If you like it, if you don't go back tonight, I'll stay here with you, okay?"
The girl looked at Lou Xiaolou's eyes, the latter's face turned red, and the wine gall instantly receded eight thousand miles.
"That...... That, I can go back, but the road is far away, I'm afraid that Xi Po won't be able to walk the mountain road at night!"
"Hehe, after drinking, I am bold, I want to sleep with my aunt and grandmother!"
"It's not...... It's not ......," Lou Xiaolou hurriedly explained.
The girl sneered and said, "I'm a vixen!"
"What's wrong with the vixen, gentle, kind and connotative, I like it!"
"Yes...... But after all, people are demon clans, if you sleep with me, you won't be afraid of the people in the village poking you in the back!"
Lou Xiaolou said drunken eyes: "I won't be poked in the back one day, there are more people who call me a waste than a fox, if I care about this, how can I live to this day!"
The words fell, the fragrant wind together, and the red tent covered the sky.
Suddenly, at this beautiful moment, there was an extremely piercing ringing bell.
"Sister, it's not good, a Taoist priest killed me!"
As he spoke, a thunderclap sounded between heaven and earth: "Evil animals, you dare to do evil and cause trouble in the world, today, I will not be able to surrender you!"
As soon as the words fell, a peachwood sword fell from the sky.
Lou Xiaolou happened to see that before a girl could dodge, she was pierced by the peachwood sword, and suddenly the blood flashed, and the girl turned into a dead three-tailed little fox in the blink of an eye.
Lou Xiaolou opened the red tent, hated the old Tao who fell from the sky to the extreme, disturbed his beautiful scenery, and killed innocents indiscriminately, and didn't use a knife to stab the old Tao.
The girl wanted to go up and fight hard, but he pulled back.
"You're not an opponent, you can't go up!"
"What then?"
"Run, let your brothers and sisters run, run as far as you can, I'll stop him!"
"You ......" The girl's face was full of worry, who could you stop as a powerless scholar.
Lou Xiaolou said: "This world is reasonable, as long as it is reasonable, who can help me! You go quickly, he doesn't dare to do anything to me!"
A group of big and small foxes were about to go away in the sky, but the old man pinched his sword fingers, and suddenly the sky was full of peachwood swords, and he was ready to kill them all.
Lou Xiaolou stepped forward, although his steps were unsteady, he was very domineering.
"This Dao Chief, kill people for no reason, what kind of Dao are you cultivating!"
The chief scolded: "What do you nerd know, open your eyes and see what they are!"
Lou Xiaolou's eyebrows were printed with a charm, and when he looked back, there were trembling foxes behind him, of different sizes, and there was a large white fox with six tails, which was so cute and beautiful.
"Dao Chief, what if they are foxes, they are beautiful and kind, they can sing and dance, they are hospitable, they don't dislike the poor and love the rich, they don't dislike the down-and-out scholars, they are my friends!" Lou Xiaolou pointed to the old Tao and said, "You can't hurt my friend!"
Laughs!
"Scholar, you are not lightly fascinated, shemales have different paths, how can you become friends, when they suck up your essence and blood, it will be when you die in Huangquan!"
"Hehe, Dao Chief, why do you say that they want to suck my essence and blood dry, why do you kill my friends as soon as we meet, Dao Chief, you are prejudiced against them, what is your so-called demon subjugation and demon elimination, should all demons and spirits in this world be killed?
They didn't do anything wrong, they didn't hurt the heavens and reason, they were just hospitable, and I just wanted to spend a good night with my crush, you came up and killed people with a sword, but I saw you full of blood!"
Lao Dao was furious and shouted: "Bastard, I see that you are poisoned a lot, wait until I kill them first and then treat you!"
The peachwood sword pointed diagonally at the demons, and the girl also drew her long sword at this time. "Sisters, the left and right are one death, fight with him!"
Lou Xiaolou had the courage to grab the peachwood sword.
"Dao Chief, if you want to kill them, kill me first!"
Suddenly, Lao Dao kicked Lou Xiaolou and scolded: "You dare to stop me from destroying the demon with a waste!"
Lou Xiaolou spurted blood and fell to the ground, and the girl looked worried: "Xiaolou ......"
The peachwood sword went up and down seven times, and only fifteen moves were made, and fox corpses were seen all over the place.