The girl was too lazy to take care of the small building, but she looked at the picture scroll in the paper basket and was stunned. As long as you survive today, this catastrophe can be avoided, but it is a pity that such an immortal treasure falls into the hands of a stupid scholar who does not know how to practice.

But she was a demon clan, but she couldn't take the picture scroll, and she was extremely annoyed for a while. Why am I still a little demon after cultivating, if I have the cultivation of the gods, this immortal treasure must be in my pocket.

Shushenglou Xiaolou is a gentleman, the gentleman is not messy, he is motionless, waiting for the girl to take the initiative to let go of him. The girl is a fox demon, the poor sour scholar who loves to tease the handsome, and she is hugging her tighter and tighter.

Finally, the thunder went away, and the heavy rain stopped, but the girl still had no intention of letting go.

"Girl, no more thunder!"

"I know!"

"Then you can let go of me!"

"No way!"

"For ...... Why!"

"It's comfortable to hold, besides, I'm not ugly, why do you always want to push me away!"

Lou Xiaolou was so anxious that he stammered a little.

"But we're ...... This look is not right, it is immoral, you are a woman, I am a man, there is no matchmaker's words, there is no worship to get married, you can't hug and hug like this!"

"Bah...... Do you still want to be a matchmaker, do you still want to get married?" the girl pushed Lou Xiaolou away, stared at him and questioned.

Lou Xiaolou was frightened, he didn't mean that, I saw him hurriedly wave his hand and said, "No, no, I don't mean that, I ...... I ......"

"What am I, stupid, you're not happy to let you take advantage, I've never seen you so stupid!" The girl found a chair and sat down to look at the painting painted by Lou Xiaolou.

"Ah, what kind of bird is this painting, it has no wings!"

Lou Xiaolou blushed and hurriedly rolled up the picture.

The girl flipped through the poems written by Lou Xiaolou again, pouted and said: "What is this, who wants to read it if it is written in a mess!"

Lou Xiaolou was even more embarrassed, standing there with his head bowed and not knowing what to do.

The girl is dressed in a white dress, and she can no longer hide the intoxicating scenery after getting wet, and the scholar Lou Xiaolou is a gentleman, although she silently recites the indecent thing in her heart, she doesn't listen to the call.

"Hey, just watch it if you want, look at your twisted and pinched look, you don't have any manhood!"

Lou Xiaolou hurriedly turned around, secretly scolding himself for insulting Sven in his heart.

The girl shook her head, looked at Lou Xiaolou's back, and then looked at the picture scroll in the paper basket, and suddenly said, "Hey, you turn around, I'll tell you something!"

Lou Xiaolou shook his head, and said a word of disrespect.

The girl got angry, picked up the book on the table and smashed it, nerd, nerd, aunt and grandmother don't mind you look, what are you hypocritical!

Lou Xiaolou said to himself, I am a gentleman, I am ashamed and ashamed, if I don't look at it, I don't look at it!

The girl shook her head and said helplessly: "Forget it, I don't understand anything to talk to a fool like you, na, you hang the painting for me later, but don't be deceived by others, and you will roll up the picture next time I come, you know!"

Lou Xiaolou nodded, a little happy in his heart, he didn't expect that this beautiful girl would be willing to come here.

The girl was leaving, but Lou Xiaolou was still standing there and didn't dare to turn around.

"Hey, you don't know how to send me!"

Lou Xiaolou nodded, lowering his head and not daring to look at the girl.

"Oh my God, everyone, can you be a little manly as a big man, my aunt and grandmother are not afraid of being looked at by you, what are you afraid of, or I won't leave tonight......" The girl smiled mischievously, and Lou Xiaolou was nervous and broke out in a cold sweat.

It's a fucking idiot.

Later, Lou Xiaolou went back to the house to hang paintings, the girl climbed the clouds and peeped, only to see Lou Xiaolou holding a pen to paint, waving a bewitching and charming beautiful woman appeared on the paper, hair like drifting snow, the corners of the mouth are silky, the eyes are bright and the teeth are naughty and smiling, the white clothes are wrapped in the body, the chest is half exposed, and the waist is like a wasp and the jade legs are slender.

"What a nerd, keep saying that you don't look at it, but you draw the palace sand on your aunt's chest at all!"

At night, Lou Xiaolou was sleeping soundly, and suddenly there was a loud noise in the house.

"Who!" Lou Xiaolou opened his eyes, looked into the room, and couldn't see anything in the dark, suddenly, there was a loud noise from the window, and he saw a big stone smashed on the windowsill.

"Who, what are you doing smashing my window at night!"

Lou Xiaolou lit the lamp, pulled the door bolt and walked outside.

The moment he opened the door, Lou Xiaolou was stunned for a moment, only to see a hanged ghost with seven orifices bleeding and sticking out his tongue and reaching out his hands to grab him.

Lou Xiaolou was not afraid of these ghosts, so he casually brushed aside the pair of ghost hands and said: "What are you doing, you don't want to be reincarnated, is it a lack of money to spend, or is it bullied in the underworld, you are such a powerful ghost, I don't know how many I have encountered in a year!"

The hanged ghost saw that the scholar building was not afraid, and the appearance became even more terrifying.

However, scholars are really not afraid of these.

"Na, what does it mean to stick out a tongue all day long, I'm not feeling well, take it back quickly, and there is a basin of water in the courtyard to wash my face, don't dangle like this all day long, what should I do if I scare the children!"

The hanged ghost didn't dare to step into the courtyard door for half a step, so Lou Xiaolou had to go back to the courtyard and bring out the basin. Unbeknownst to him, the hanged man had already run away.

Behind a big tree in the distance, the girl shook her head and sighed: "What a nerd, only afraid of women, but not afraid of ghosts!"

The girl deliberately found a lonely ghost to test Lou Xiaolou, but she didn't expect that Lou Xiaolou was really just a down-and-out scholar, not a strong man who couldn't escape from the world. Maybe it's because I've read too many books and don't fear ghosts!

Early in the morning, Lou Xiaolou got up early, and just picked up the book to prepare for the morning reading, when he heard a knock on the door outside.

"Xiaolou, open the door!"

Lou Xiaolou opened the courtyard door and saw Tian Datou standing outside the door carrying half a bag of rice.

"Big head, what's the matter!"

Tian Datou said: "Tomorrow the steamed bun shop in the town will open, you can use red paper to help me write two couplets to attract wealth and treasure!"

If you have rice to come to the door, Lou Xiaolou is naturally happy, and he relies on this to make a living. Hold the pen and meditate, and the pen is like a god.

"Rich recipes will be the dragon club, gorgeous delicacies on land and sea. ”

With a stroke of the pen, the financial resources are extensive.

Tian Datou looked at the couplet and gave a thumbs up, as soon as the rice was released, he rolled up the couplet and was about to leave, suddenly felt that something was wrong, looked up, and saw a picture of the Milky Way starry sky hanging in the middle of the hall, and suddenly fell into a trance.

"Xiaolou, this is what you painted, it's really amazing, how many meters, I changed it!"

Lou Xiaolou was really tempted, it was rare that this broken painting could be exchanged for rice, but he remembered what the beautiful girl said, so he had to shake his head and said: "Big head, the old man is not allowed, you better hurry up and solicit business!"

Tian Datou said with a smile: "Yo, it's reluctant, anyway, you painted it, you can paint it yourself, how about a bag of rice, it's enough for you to eat for three months!"

Lou Xiaolou shook his head, the gentleman promised a thousand gold, even if he didn't change it.

Tian Datou muttered "idiot" and left.

Lou Xiaolou smiled bitterly, and said in his heart Why is this person like this, I just wrote you a couplet, and you talk about me like this when you look back, you are really uneducated!

Not long after Tian Datou left, another Xi Po came to the courtyard.

"Xiaolou, this time, I'll introduce you to a big business!"

"What business!"

Xi Po said: "Outside the money clerk in Shui Town, I just got my third son, I want to ask you to give you a name with good fortune, fifty taels of silver, you say that this business is not big!"

Lou Xiaolou's eyes lit up, fifty taels of silver, enough to drink for a month.

"Big, big, thank you Xi Po!"

"Hehe, the old rule, I'll take fifteen taels!"

Although Lou Xiaolou was not happy, he nodded.

Outside of the money clerk, money can be channeled, and money can make ghosts grind, after thinking about it, call it Qian Tong! Blow dry the ink, a piece of red paper, and stamp the seal of Lou Xiaolou.

Xi Po happily left, and said in her heart that it would be good to take a job for this scholar, and she would get fifteen taels of silver for running errands!

With rice and silver, Lou Xiaolou became addicted to alcohol, touched the only one or two silver left in his pocket, and was ready to spend it all. Anyway, Xi Po will send the money the next day, and it doesn't hurt to spend it today.

Although the scholar building is poor, it also suffers from the common problem of vertical spanning, that is, he can't sleep with money, and he can spend as much as he wants.

I bought wine for one or two silvers, but I didn't have the money to buy vegetables, I smelled the fragrance of vegetables and left, and the little two behind me pouted, a poor scholar, and I knew how to drink all day long.

The trail up the mountain, Lou Xiaolou couldn't help but hold the wine jar and drank it, and there was no spicy dish when he drank it, frowning and looking down for grass, pulling up the plantain on the side of the road and stuffing it into his mouth.

Coincidentally, the disheveled little flower cried up the mountain, Lou Xiaolou looked up after hearing the cry, and saw the flower with a slap print on the face of the flower covering the face of the mountain, and the crying pear blossom with the rain was heartbroken.

Lou Xiaolou, who drank the wine, was bold, and jumped out to block Hua Xiaohua's way.

"Xiaohua, what's wrong with you!"

As soon as Xiaohua saw that it was Lou Xiaolou, she was angry and didn't fight anywhere, and scolded those who split their heads and covered their faces. "It's not because of you waste, last year you asked Xi Po to propose marriage, and Ah Qiang, who was beaten with iron, knew, he disliked me for talking to you, don't want me!"

Lou Xiaolou was puzzled, what did I do talking to you, and I didn't do anything unseemly. Besides, how can I become a waste, Lao Tzu can write two words in exchange for fifty taels of silver, and Ah Qiang, who strikes iron, is afraid that it will take a few years to fight!

Xiaohua cried even more sadly when she saw Lou Xiaolou's stunned appearance, and pushed him away and was about to run up the mountain.

Lou Xiaolou was pushed to a stumble and almost fell.

"Xiaohua!" Lou Xiaolou roared and smashed the wine jar, which scared Hua Xiaohua.

"Xiaohua, is that Ah Qiang bullying you, I'll go to him!" Anyone with a discerning eye can see that Xiaohua is disheveled and has a slap mark on her face, it must be that Ah Qiang bullied her.

Lou Xiaolou came up with the courage to drink, and walked down the mountain angrily.

Xiaohua had never seen Lou Xiaolou like this, and suddenly felt that he was a good man, at this moment, he was much more domineering than Na Aqiang, and hurriedly caught up with him and grabbed him.

"Xiaolou, forget it, you can't beat him, he has practiced martial arts, if you go, he will kill you!"

"He dares, he has done something that has lost his conscience, Xiaohua, you wait for me here, I will definitely bring him and let him apologize to you!"

Lou Xiaolou went down quickly, relying on the strength of the wine to make a big fuss in the blacksmith shop. Ah Qiang, who struck iron, had practiced martial arts since he was a child, and Lou Xiaolou, who was drunk, was beaten by him and had a blue nose and swollen face. However, Lou Xiaolou would rather die than give in, and get up again after being knocked down, in short, Ah Qiang must apologize to Hua Xiaohua. In the end, the old blacksmith couldn't stand it anymore, reprimanded Ah Qiang, and sent someone to help Lou Xiaolou, who was covered in blood, back to the mountain path.

Ah Qiang apologized, but Hua Xiaohua only knew that she was crying, her innocence was gone, what was the use of apologizing. In the end, Hua Xiaohua helped Lou Xiaolou back home.

Looking up at the painting hanging in the middle of the hall, Hua Xiaohua's eyes widened, and in her eyes, the Milky Way starry sky in that painting seemed to move.

Although this mountain girl is illiterate, she also has a little eyesight, and suddenly feels that this poor scholar Lou Xiaolou also has a lot of ability, and she may really be able to title the gold list in the future.