Chapter 104: The Three Brothers of Wushan
General Baima was surveying the situation of the three hundred and sixty-eight peaks of the entire Dawu Mountain, but at the top of one peak, he was blocked by three men in strange costumes.
"This mountain is my home!"
"I'm driving this way!"
"If you want to cross this road, leave it to buy road money!"
Three big men, three sentences, the white horse general was stunned for a moment. When he was not in the army, he also roamed the rivers and lakes, and knew that the heroes of the rivers and lakes and green forests occupied the mountains as the queen's deeds.
"Brother three, you are going to rob!"
"Yes, our three brothers in Dawushan are living on this business, if you want to cross this road, just obediently take out the money to my boss in Dawushan, if you don't want to pay it, it doesn't matter, you wash your butt clean, there is a stream over there, I will let you go after playing, if you don't want to give it, then it doesn't matter, you give your soul to our third brother in Dawushan, if you don't give it to your soul, then it's really embarrassing, since the transaction can't be done, natural benevolence is not there, our three brothers will beat you to death!" It was the second child of Dawushan who said this, this person was wearing bells and whistles, and he was carrying a huge trumpet flower on his shoulder.
General Baima is completely messy, I'm Nima, and there is such a robbery.
"Three heroes, you really want to rob me, my money is not easy to take!"
Dawushan Old Dao: "Hehe, we naturally know that your money is not easy to take, otherwise how can we be the white horse general of our Great Zhou!"
"That's right, that's right, what the boss of Dawushan said is good, our three brothers naturally know that you are not easy to deal with, it doesn't matter if you don't give the money, then give it to the ass, it doesn't matter if you don't give it to the ass, then give it to the soul, it doesn't matter if you don't give the soul, our brother will kill you!"
"Not negotiable!"
The second elder of Dawushan said: "Naturally, there is no negotiability, this is the old rule that our three brothers of Dawushan set up five hundred years ago, and the hundred-year-old brand Tong Su is naturally not negotiable!"
General Baima laughed and said, "Otherwise, I'll give less money!"
"Okay, even if you give a copper plate, it can be regarded as a rule, as long as you talk about the rules, our three brothers of Dawushan will let you go!"
The white horse general smiled in vain and took out a copper coin.
After taking it, the boss of Dawu Mountain stretched out his hand and signaled: "Guest officer, please, the scenery on this mountain of our three brothers in Dawu Mountain is extremely beautiful, and there are very few poisonous insects and poisons, we will pull it clean, otherwise we will not collect money here!"
The general took a step to the canyon in the middle of the three mountains, and not only sighed: "This sea of flowers is really good, looking at those three brothers are just three big bosses, but I didn't expect that they are still people who love flowers!"
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Emperor Tian of the Great Zhou came here with his apprentices, but was also blocked by the three Wushan brothers.
"This mountain is my home!"
"I'm driving this way!"
"If you want to cross this road, leave it to buy road money!"
Three big men, three sentences, said that the Great Zhou Emperor was stunned. He also crossed the rivers and lakes when he was young, and knew that the heroes of the rivers and lakes and green forests occupied the mountains and became the queen.
"Brother three, you are going to rob!"
"Yes, our three brothers in Dawushan are living by this business, if you want to cross this road, just obediently take out the money to my boss in Dawushan, if you don't want to pay for it, it doesn't matter, you wash your butt clean, there is a stream over there, I will let you go after playing, if you don't want to give it, then it doesn't matter, you give your soul to our third brother in Dawushan, if you don't give it to your soul, then it's really embarrassing, since the business can't be bought and sold, natural benevolence and righteousness are not there, our three brothers will beat you to death!" It was the second child of Dawushan who said this, this person was wearing bells and whistles, and he was carrying a huge trumpet flower on his shoulder.
Emperor Da Zhou is completely messy, I, Nima, and there is such a robbery.
"Three heroes, you really want to rob me, my money is not easy to take!"
Dawushan Old Dao: "Hehe, we naturally know that your money is not easy to take, otherwise how could you be the Emperor of the Great Zhou for so many years!"
"That's right, that's right, what the boss of Dawushan said is good, our three brothers naturally know that you are not easy to deal with, it doesn't matter if you don't give the money, then give it to the ass, it doesn't matter if you don't give it to the ass, then give it to the soul, it doesn't matter if you don't give the soul, our brother will kill you!"
"Not negotiable!"
The second elder of Dawushan said: "Naturally, there is no negotiability, this is the old rule that our three brothers of Dawushan set up five hundred years ago, and the hundred-year-old brand Tong Su is naturally not negotiable!"
Emperor Tiandi of the Great Zhou Dynasty was entangled for a long time, he saw that General Baima gave a copper plate in vain, but he didn't want to give a copper plate, a bowl of tea.
I had no choice but to fight.
The three brothers of Dawushan measured out their weapons, and Emperor Da Zhou Tian said with a little embarrassment: "Three, you are really shy when you first arrive in your land, and you can't only beat the three of you violently!"
"Oops!" only listened to the old avenue of Dawushan: "It has always been our three brothers in Dawushan who beat others, and it is the first time I have seen someone with such a big mouth!"
"That's not it, but the Great Zhou Heavenly Emperor, how can his tone be small!"
"The second brother is right, this person has to be so angry!"
When the words fell, the three of them pounced.
Three people, three masters of the Transformation God Realm, did not pass under the hands of the Great Zhou Heavenly Emperor.
"Oh, I'll go, you're the Emperor of Heaven, your cow!"
"That's right, that's right, we can't beat you, we have to let you go according to the rules!"
"That's it, that's it, then whoever you go over!"
Emperor Da Zhou was speechless, and the little boy was happy.
"Master, these three brothers are so funny!"
"Hehe, there are more interesting people on the rivers and lakes, and the three brothers of Dawushan are just one of them!"
"Master, how awkward it is for the three brothers of Wushan to be called, how good it is to be called the three brothers of Wushan!"
"Hehe, then you tell them!"
The little boy really turned around and shouted.
After the three brothers of Dawushan were stunned for a moment, the three of them hurriedly knelt down and kowtowed: "Emperor Xie Tian, we were originally called the three brothers of Wushan, and it was recently the emperor of the Great Zhou Dynasty who sealed this place as Dawushan, so we changed our name to the three brothers of Dawushan, and now, you have spoken, we can change back to our original name!"
"That's it, that's it, you're Lao Tzu, that's a son, and a son has to listen to Lao Tzu!"
"Yes, yes, the son listens to Lao Tzu, and we listen to the Emperor of Heaven, that's right. If when our three brothers go to the rivers and lakes, someone on the rivers and lakes asks, who allowed you to call the three brothers of Wushan, we can proudly say that the Great Zhou Emperor personally sealed it!"
Emperor Da Zhou Tiandi was a little crying and laughing, so he had to wave his hand and leave quickly.
A few days later, General Baima stood on the top of a mountain full of flowers and waited for the Great Zhou Emperor.
General Baima wanted to kneel, but was stopped by Emperor Tian of the Great Zhou and said: "I have already stepped into the rivers and lakes, don't call me Emperor anymore, you can call me by my name!"
How dare the white horse general, he had to learn to call the old man like an old man.
Emperor Great Zhou didn't say anything.
"How's the terrain survey?"
General Baima said in vain: "Back to my lord, the three hundred and sixty-eight peaks of this Great Wu Mountain are very much like a natural formation, which is used to gather the evil qi and demonic qi of the world!"
"Well, the Great Array of Heaven and Earth, then keep it, maybe you can use it in the future!"
"Yes!"
"Tuhe, there are good restaurants around here, my apprentice is hungry!"
"Yes, yes, on the hill over there, there are a few new hometown dishes, I'll ask the master to try them!"
"It doesn't matter if I eat or not, the key is that my apprentice is hungry!"
General Baima didn't doubt him, but as soon as the dishes were served, he felt that something was wrong, the master ate faster than the apprentice, and the big elbow was gone after a while, so he had to ask for a few more big dishes.
After a while, the table of dishes was finished again, but he didn't want to order any more, because he didn't have much silver in his pocket, and the mother-in-law of the family gave ten ingots of gold before going out.
This table costs three ingots, and he doesn't know how long he will stay here, so I'm afraid it won't be enough to satisfy his hunger in private.
"Master, let's eat!"
Before the Great Zhou Heavenly Emperor could speak, the apprentice spoke. "Master, I'm still hungry!"
As soon as he heard this, General Baima saw a cold sweat on his forehead.
Still want to eat!
But my money!
Helplessly, Emperor Da Zhou didn't speak, so he had to spend another ingot of gold to order a table of hard dishes.
This time, the master and apprentice were full, and after a full meal, Emperor Da Zhou touched his belly and said: "Try to find this treasure, if you have it, you will fly the sword and pass it to the emperor, if not, forget it!"
General White Horse respectfully accepted the letter, and when he got up, the master and apprentice had already walked out of the town.
Back at the barracks, he opened the envelope, and there was only a white piece of paper in the envelope, on which a yellow altar was drawn.
"Yellow altar, what is this?"