Chapter 10 Brother Dao Calls Brother
It's a pity that these three are not senior people in the rivers and lakes, the stone demon has never been out of the water mountain since he opened the spirit of wisdom, and he didn't dare to go out with a bunch of stones all day long. I haven't been far away, so naturally I don't have much knowledge, I don't know the three knots of Taoyuan, and I don't know how to worship the rivers and lakes.
Headless zombie needless to say, if he says that he has never been to the rivers and lakes, it is absolutely nonsense, if he doesn't enter the rivers and lakes, how can he get a knife, and there is nothing above his shoulder, this head is thrown in the rivers and lakes. Without a head, naturally I can't think about it so much, and no matter how much I drink, I can't remember to "worship the handle" once.
As for the scholar building Xiaolou, in the words of Qiushui Village, it is a waste who can only drink and write a few bad words like mud if he can't write anything.
A stone, a ghost, a scholar, while calling a brother and a brother, a wine gourd and three big bowls, I was stunned and drank until dawn and did not drink all the wine in the wine gourd.
Lou Xiaolou's drunken unconscious people shouted to find the six-tailed white fox fox Mei'er.
The stone demon is more and more sober the more he drinks, and his heart says that my cheap junior brother's life is really hard, and he has failed to make the list again and again, and finally fell in love with a girl who loved him, and was raped and killed, and even the fox spirit who almost had a leg was scared away, and no one was sad this day. No, I have to help as a senior brother, and it is not easy to find a fox spirit with six tails in this water mountain, he got up and pulled out a Yin Shou robe from the coffin of the headless zombie, and put it on the scholar, saying that the yin qi here is heavy, and I ate so many ginseng Ganoderma lucidum and yellow essence last night, maybe it will work.
The damage of this yang qi is easy to treat, but the heartache is difficult to save, so I still hurry up to find the six-tailed white fox and relieve the pain of my junior brother's lovesickness.
The stone demon is gone, looking for the vixen.
The headless zombie was also drunk, lying motionless on the table, and Lou Xiaolou, who was naturally a dead thing, was more stable than Lou Xiaolou, who drank more.
When he woke up, it was dark again, and when the scholar opened his eyes, he was first frightened by the headless zombie lying on the table, and then remembered the scene of pushing the cup and changing the lamp last night, and immediately the fear disappeared. After rubbing his face, he got up, picked up the shroud robe that had slipped to the ground, and draped it over the headless zombie, and then walked around the zigzag tomb.
Small and chic, it's also a great place to sleep.
In fact, this headless zombie wakes up early, as long as it gets dark, he is fine, it's just, maybe it's the reason why he has been to the rivers and lakes, he knows that people's hearts are treacherous, and he is not lightly infected by the muddy water, so he has to pretend to sleep to see what kind of person he is after waking up in the scholar's building.
He has been to the rivers and lakes, he knows that he is cheating, he has been stabbed, he knows that people's hearts are sinister, he has also drunk the spirits in the rivers and lakes, and knows that most people in the rivers and lakes are two things before and after drinking.
It is said that when I was drunk, I picked up the lamp and looked at the sword, dreamed of blowing the horn company camp, 800 miles under the command, 50 strings turned over the outside sound, and the autumn soldiers on the battlefield. Headless zombies have no heads, but their ambitions are difficult to pay, and they know how to look at people and hearts, and taste their character and temperament.
The slippery shroud robe was added to the body, so that the heart that had not been beating for a long time warmed, and he got up suddenly, and the startled Lou Xiaolou suddenly turned around, saying that the drunk person wakes up and is still a person, and the drunk zombie wakes up is a ghost.
"Xiaolou!"
Although this voice blew out an extremely yin atmosphere, it made Lou Xiaolou's heart warm, and a drunk zombie was still a zombie.
"Brother Headless!"
"Haha...... Brother Xiaolou, you are really courageous, you say that reading people are useless, I think this is too false, readers read thousands of books and know the world, it is not strange to us and other demons and monsters, how can this alone be comparable to such a horseman!"
Lou Xiaolou clenched his fists, and said in his heart: "Brother headless, it's too famous." People in the world often say that useless is a scholar, what is said is that I am a person who can't get famous, although reading thousands of books can not be famous, it is really useless, I can't carry it on my shoulders, I can't lift it in my hands, I can hardly even ask for a daughter-in-law in the village, finally Xiaohua is willing to marry me, but I was raped to death by the big head of the field, and I failed to protect her when she needed me the most, I am not useless and what!"
The headless zombie walked over and patted Lou Xiaolou on the shoulder, and said, "Xiaolou, let him pass the past things, don't always take it to heart, Na Tian Datou was caught, or I'll help you out of this evil breath!"
Lou Xiaolou said: "I have been arrested, and the queen of autumn will be beheaded!"
The headless zombie said: "What does this kind of person do if he still lets him live until the autumn, I'll kill him!"
Lou Xiaolou hurriedly stopped: "Brother headless, there is no need to do this, since the government has already given us justice, let's do it according to the government's wishes!"
The headless zombie sighed, saying in his heart what a good person, how could there be such an encounter. Remembering the six-tailed white fox Mei'er she said last night, she hurriedly asked, "Xiaolou, what's the matter with you and that fox Mei'er!"
Lou Xiaolou told the story, and the headless zombie listened to it with relish. is a good fox, five tails become six tails, and he actually went to find Xiaolou to cross the robbery, and he really has the eyesight to see it.
Listening to Lou Xiaolou say that the Milky Way picture scroll was hung, I couldn't help but be curious, the things that the four masters desperately wanted to grab must be amazing treasures.
The two said okay, when the stone demon came back, Lou Xiaolou called them to take a look. Lou Xiaolou said again, this painting is really extraordinary, Qianli Sword Ji Ruxue saw Jianzhong Avenue in it, Ice and Snow Mountain Ice and Snow Building Ice Knife Snow Girl saw Daozhong Avenue in it, Medicine God Valley Changsheng Medicine God saw Changsheng Avenue in it, Daomen Daoist saw Yin Yang Avenue in it, and sighed one by one that he would become an immortal in a hundred years.
The six-tailed white fox fox Mei'er saw the Demon Clan's avenue in it, and was scared away by the Dao Master's words and hid to retreat and cultivate.
Lou Xiaolou also saw a kind of avenue in it, not a sword, not a stick, not Danqing pen and ink, not a talisman formation, not a heavenly machine number, not a medicine and poison way, he just saw a line, a very strange line, since he saw this line, he could see these lines on everyone, dense lines.
These threads are black, red, yellow, green, orange and purple, and the colorful mysteries are extraordinary. With your hand, it is like tapping the strings of the piano, and it is like cutting the pulse, and you can understand the information flowing on the silk thread.
When the stone demon came back, he was already on the willow top of the moon, and he brought the news of the fox Mei'er, and the fox spirit said that he would retreat and cultivate, so that he could completely cultivate as an adult in the future.
Lou Xiaolou smiled, since this is the case, then I will also cultivate, since the text is not successful, then use martial arts to enter the rivers and lakes. There must always be a pursuit in life, there is wine in the rivers and lakes, and there is enough in the masses.
As soon as he said "draw", he saw a picture scroll appear in his hand, which shocked the stone demon and the headless zombie. There is a painting in this painting, and it is so spiritual.
The picture scroll unfolded, just like a hanging Milky Way falling for nine days, headless zombies without heads, where did the eyes come from, but saw that there was movement in the treasure hall of the Hanging Heaven Palace on the Dao Palace, and a hundred zhang Yuan Shen walked out of it, this Yuan Shen has a head and a face, and naturally has eyes.
The stone demon was stunned, the two gray stone eyes, there was a manifestation of the Great Dao rune on it, Lou Xiaolou hung the painting and left, and said in his heart that he was enlightened and enlightened, but he didn't know if he didn't understand.
Looking at the mountains at night is like looking at a woman through clothes, and you can only see the moving curves. As soon as he walked not far away, he heard the voice of a headless zombie behind him: "Xiaolou, walk the mountain road at night and drink!"
Purple gourd, hot liquor, Lou Xiaolou laughed, laughed and drank.
Three thousand miles of water and mountains, one life for eighteen years, I don't know if there are so many demons and monsters are neighbors, or the king of heaven Lao Tzu is powerful, they dare not talk about the rules of the rivers and lakes, otherwise how can anyone worship and incense in the temple of the king of heaven.
Climb up the mountain, climb high and look into the distance, and the black gold dragon under the moon.