Asking for water is not big, because the reason of the Tianwang Temple is full of aura, there are many monsters that have opened the spiritual wisdom, the fox spirit with nine tails is not easy to find, and there are many with six tails.

Lou Xiaolou entered the mountain at night, and somehow, he came to a place that hunters dare not go deep into on weekdays, gloomy, dark, and a whirlwind. Relying on the strength of wine, through the gall of wine, the heart said that it was in the right place, and there must be demons and demons here.

It is said that there are demons and ghosts in this gloomy place, a stone demon in the Dangong realm, and a headless zombie, these two are talking under the moon, and suddenly smell a smell of people mixed with wine.

"Brother Shi, I'm afraid it's hard to talk about it tonight, the drunken scholar accidentally stepped into the dojo, or let me scare him away!"

The stone demon nodded, and instructed: "Brother Headless, that is, a scholar, must be weak, be careful not to frighten people, the Heavenly King is to blame, you and I can't afford it!"

The headless zombie got up, shook two pounds and said, "Brother Shi don't worry, he has his own measure under it, and naturally he doesn't dare to violate the laws of the Heavenly King." It's just a scholar, I don't have to do anything, just a copy of this can scare him away!"

It should be so, but these two people forgot the phrase "people can't look good, and the sea can't fight", the headless zombie came and appeared directly in front of Lou Xiaolou, he thought it would scare the scholar away, who knew that the scholar was not only not afraid, but also kindly pasted it, wanted to hook a shoulder on his back, and suddenly felt that it was not appropriate to put his hand anywhere, so he could only do it!

In this way, the headless zombie was startled, and he said that this scholar was crazy, and he wanted to call me a brother.

Sure enough, Lou Xiaolou clenched his fists and shouted: "Brother Headless!"

The headless zombie hurriedly returned the salute, according to the rules of the rivers and lakes, the visitor was a guest, since the scholar entered the mountain to make a salute, he could not be rude to drive away.

"This brother, are you lost......

Lou Xiaolou said with a smile: "Brother Headless, I'm not lost, but deliberately went into the mountains to find people, and I have no intention of coming here, since we meet here, it is fate, this is your cultivation treasure, don't invite me to go in and sit?"

Headless zombies are a little embarrassed, it's not impossible to sit, it's just that I'm a ghost, you're a living person, this person has a different path......

Lou Xiaolou saw the headless zombie standing still, he wanted to see what kind of expression he wanted, but he couldn't look at his head, and he said, if it doesn't work, forget it, anyway, I'm here to find someone, wait for me to ask clearly, as long as I can find the fox Meier! I was about to ask, but I heard the headless zombie say: "It's okay to sit and sit, it's just ...... Just ......"

"Just what?" Lou Xiaolou asked curiously.

"People and ghosts have different paths!" The headless zombie has no head and no mouth, and it seems that he is too lazy to speak, and the four words of coldness make Lou Xiaolou happy.

"Different paths are different paths, there is no same return in the back, demons have different paths, people and ghosts also have different paths, but you don't seem to have heard of different paths and the same destination, headless brother, there is less to think about without a head, no, I don't care, what do you mind!"

In the eyes of the headless zombies, the scholar is a drunkard who doesn't learn and doesn't know how to do it, it's just nonsense, shemales have different paths, people and ghosts have different paths, is it the same as the different paths, I don't have a head to figure out the meaning, what about your long head, it's not as good as me to have talent.

However, since the words have been made clear, since the scholar insists on coming to sit, it doesn't matter, as he said, what do I mind, what do I have to mind, anyway, the yin qi corrodes the yang qi, and it is he who suffers, not me. The headless zombie stretched out his hand and said respectfully: "Brother Tai, please!"

Lou Xiaolou's body shook and staggered forward, and the headless zombie was afraid that he would fall and hurriedly came up to help.

"It's okay, I'll have another 300 drinks!"

Headless zombies have no mouth to skim or a head to shake, otherwise they won't be jokes and scholars, and they don't know if they are all drunk, and they say they're fine.

The stone demon's divine consciousness had been paying attention to this side, and when he saw the drunken scholar coming, he shook his head. This is the cemetery dojo of the headless brother, the yin qi is pressing, he comes here as a living person, and if he stays for a long time, the yang qi is damaged, and he will get seriously ill when he returns.

However, people insist on coming, if they don't invite him in to sit, it will seem that the headless brother does not know the etiquette and does not talk about the rules of the rivers and lakes, but people and ghosts have different paths, and demons have different paths!

What does Shushenglou Xiaolou hate the most recently, and the Daomen Daoist has scared away his fox spirit by a shemale. What's wrong with the vixen, marrying a daughter-in-law is not better than beating a single.

Walking and walking, the soles of the feet are high, Lou Xiaolou drunk and hazy look, I saw a tall tombstone, a lot of words on it, all written are the life deeds of a monk named Chenlu, and he turned around and asked: "Brother Headless, your surname is Chen?"

The headless zombie couldn't shake his head, because he didn't have a head, otherwise he only had to shake his head Lou Xiaolou to understand, what is called a dove occupying a magpie's nest, and now he must say this very embarrassing thing in person.

"That...... This brother, this matter is indecent, don't say it!"

Indecent?

Lou Xiaolou turned his head, looked at the headless zombie playfully, and said, "What else is indecent, you can be indecent!"

The headless zombie laughed, that's right, his mood was much better when he heard this, it turned out that I was just indecent!

The stone demon's eyes lit up in the tomb, he looked down at his body, which was composed of all kinds of stones, and said in his heart, it is just indecent to have a headless brother and a headless, I have a head and a face, at most it is ugly, I look like a person.

He got up and took the initiative to open the tomb door, Lou Xiaolou looked over, and his eyes lit up, and he sighed that there are all kinds of wonders in the world, and stones can also become fine, which is really a miracle.

Needless to introduce, he shouted "senior brother" when he opened his mouth and hugged his fists, and his tongue was unsteady after drinking too much.

The stone demon was very happy, the first time he heard someone call him senior brother, he said in his heart, to be a senior brother, you have to have a senior brother, the stone demon is sincere, and enthusiastically pulled Lou Xiaolou into the house, phew, it is into the tomb.

The headless zombie was also overjoyed, lamenting that it was too late to meet the scholar, and he knew that there was such a number one person in the mountain, so he would have made friends a long time ago.

The stone demon took out a storage bag, put the treasured yellow essence ginseng and flowers and fruits on the table, and couldn't wait to conjure up a little more, but he had this little bit of family background, the stone demon became a fine stone body, and the stone demon became a fine stone heart, and he took out his own baby and was afraid that the hospitality would not be good, so he got up and hugged his fists and said: "Brother Tai, I haven't been practicing for a long time, just this little bit of family background, you can look down on it, you can't look down on it, I'm more sincere, that's all anyway!"

The scholar was also moved, on weekdays, the people in the village saw that he was not hiding far away, they were afraid that he would borrow rice and borrow money, and now this stone demon almost took out his heart, what is he not satisfied with, that is, a plate of dog tail grass, he can also eat the taste of delicacies from the mountains and seas.

The headless zombie saw that the stone demon was moved by his true feelings, and he was not ambiguous, as soon as he took out the storage bag, he poured it on the table, the Ganoderma lucidum herbs were colorful, and he also poured out a wine gourd, and pulled out the stopper The aroma Ah, Lou Xiaolou drooled when he smelled it.

Three large bowls were placed on the table, and the headless zombie poured wine.

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As long as there is wine in the rivers and lakes, what demons and monsters, it is not a big bowl of wine on the wine table, what brothers are good, three stars, four happy wealth, five heads, six or six shun, seven qiao, eight immortals, nine chains, all come.

Rolled up his sleeves and punched, raised his neck to drink, ate ginseng and yellow elf zhi, and talked about strange things in the world.