Under the moon, there is a candlelight flickering, which is the scholar building who lives in the middle of the mountainside Loujia Village, and the small building is still holding the lamp and drinking and painting.

I saw him take a sip of spirits, just paint, take a sip of spirits and draw again, just like that, he staggered with a pen and drew a bird, maybe he drank too much, he didn't draw wings, Lou Xiaolou shook, although the bird had no wings, it seemed to be flying!

You can fly without drawing wings, break the pen!

I can't draw a strange pen, drink too much strange wine, eat too much strange cook, go out and walk on the street and fall on my head, turn around and curse, who doesn't sweep the snow in front of the house, it's really lazy! I haven't stood firm when I get up, and it's a fart mound, and the sour black cotton shoes are so coincidental that they hit me in the face.

It's too much of a deception!

With scarlet eyes and an unsteady figure, Lou Xiaolou pointed to the pair of small wooden doors that were closed, and after a while, the drunken man left dejectedly.

That door can't be pointed to, it's the door of the village flower's house, and the moment I finally sobered up, I was scared of the wine gall, this is a down-and-out scholar with a thief's heart and no thief's courage, in addition to drinking all day long, it is to complain about the sky.

The small mountain village is not big, more than 100 households, located in the middle of the mountain to ask for water, scholars but all who drink too much, have to go to the Tianwang Temple on the top of the mountain to sit.

Look, I'm here again!

Lou Xiaolou smiled bitterly, shouted Lao Tzu many times, and still looks so poor and sour, patted open the wine seal, toasted a circle of wine, and poured the rest into his stomach.

"Ding"

There was a crisp sound, not loud, but it made the scholar's eyes widen.

It was a flying sword the length and size of an index finger, with purple light through the body, nailing out a small hole in the wine jar, and a clear stream was drilled out of the hole, and it drew a circle and went straight to the mirror in the sky.

Suddenly, the clear stream turned into four, and stabbed in four directions.

"Dig a groove, my wine!"

The wine jar is empty, and the flying sword is back in its sheath.

Lou Xiaolou was furious, the wine was bold, and he pointed to the four peerless figures standing in the sky and said, "Fuck, return my wine!"

"Shut up!" When did the Ice Blade Snow Girl of the Ice and Snow Building of the Great Snow Mountain drink other people's wine, today's decisive battle, drink your glass of life and death wine, that is what many heroes and heroes in the world dream of.

As long as Lou Xiaolou drinks too much and comes to Tianwang Temple, Tianwang Laozi is the first and he is second, no matter who you are, you can't drink my wine.

"You...... Whoever you tell to shut up, it makes sense to stand tall, hurry down and return my wine!"

The Ice Knife Snow Girl of the Ice and Snow Building of the Great Snow Mountain frowned slightly, and said in her heart, the hateful scholar, dare to yell at me, you have to make a longer memory, and you are waiting to punish this poor scholar who has no eyesight.

Who knows, that scholar really doesn't know whether he is alive or dead, and he also pointed to the Taoist master, the medicine god valley immortal medicine god, and the Qianli Sword Ji Ruxue, playing drunk and crazy: "You three, also return the wine to Lao Tzu!"

These four are the top four masters today, and today they are fighting for a painting, and they drink a sip of life and death wine, just to fight for life and death.

Who would have thought that he would meet a stingy scholar.

Qianli Sword Ji was like snow, her fingers flicked slightly, and a red sleeve popped out of her hair and instantly stabbed Lou Xiaolou's eyebrows.

"Nail"

The Dao Sect Master pointed out, blocked the flying sword, and lifted Lou Xiaolou into the void.

"A sip of wine, a life, I don't owe you, your wine, ask them for it!"

Lou Xiaolou laughed, and said that the old man was good, and shook his gray robe, pointed to the thousand-mile sword Ji Ruxue and said, "Beauty, return my wine!"

"No!" Qianli Sword Ji Ruxue's tone was cold, and she had the meaning of another sword. It's just that she is not stupid, if she makes another sword, someone will come to the rescue again.

At this time, the scholar who seems to be looking for death can't die!

"If you don't have wine, then you will pay for your body, and if you don't give your body, then you will pay back my wine!" Scholar Lou Xiaolou finally became domineering, and after a sip of wine, he wanted to sleep with Qianli Sword Ji Ruxue, who is known as the world's first kendo beauty master.

Qianli Jianji was as angry as snow, swiped in the air, took out a storage bag from it, and threw it to him, who knows, the scholar just looked at it after taking it, and he didn't know where to throw it when he shook his hand.

"It's not my wine, I want my wine, you...... If you return my wine, if you don't give me wine, you will pay for it, I see that you look like that, much better than the flowers and plants in the village!"

Qianli Sword Ji Ruxue was furious: "You...... If you don't want wine, if you dare to talk nonsense, I'll kill you!"

Lou Xiaolou laughed: "You are a girl, who can you kill, forget it, I'll invite you to drink!"

As soon as he saw that murderous look, Lou Xiaolou was stunned. Pointing at the Elixir God and the Ice Blade Snow Maiden again, he snorted coldly: "Both, compensate me for the wine!"

The God of Immortal Medicine suddenly smiled, and a golden pill popped out in his hand, and the golden pill spun around in the air and suddenly drilled into the mouth of Xiaolou of the Scholar Building.

"Na, one Zhuji Dan, it is priceless, help you get reborn, cut off the hair and wash the marrow, even if the wine is drunk, how can I pay you back after I drink it!"

The ice knife snow girl of the big snow mountain, cold as an iceberg, was slapped with a knife, and the small building was like a stone, rumbling into the temple. "Disgusting, this fairy hates stingy men the most in his life, just a sip of wine, what do you want, the more you want it, the more you don't have it!"

Domineering!

At this moment, a painting fell from nothingness, and the Milky Way stars hung on it.

The four of them looked up, their eyes froze, and in an instant, the ice blade was handed out, the flying sword stabbed, an immortal flower swayed, and three thousand troubles shuttled through yin and yang, and the four of them shot at the same time, and the battle was about to break out.

Ice Blade Snow Girl, cut out thousands of ice blades, thousands of miles of sword Ji is like snow, one finger of three thousand six hundred swords, elixir god, a flower of thousands of worlds, Daomen Dao Master, a whisk of dust to transform yin and yang.

The earth-shattering battle, invincible supernatural powers, thunder and heavy rain were blowing.

The small building of the scholar building was woken up by the cold rain, and when he woke up, the world was spinning, and when he opened his mouth, "wow" was a burst of vomiting.

"Ding Ding"

Suddenly, there was the sound of countless flying swords falling to the ground in his ears, and when he looked up, his mouth opened wide in an instant.

"Dig the groove, this is ...... Immortals fight!" He hurriedly hid in the Temple of the Heavenly King, and after shouting a few times for help from the Heavenly King Lao Tzu, he hid under the incense case.

I don't know how long it took, there was no scary sound in the sky, Lou Xiaolou quietly drilled out the incense case, how could there be any lightning and thunder, only to see a round of mirrors hanging high and falling endless silver light.

A gust of wind blew, wrapped in a broken painting, Lou Xiaolou was curious, reached out and grabbed the painting, and grabbed the painting in his hand. Unfold it and look at it, and a pair of eyes will light up instantly!

"This is the stroke of genius of everyone who paints the Tao, it's just amazing, a hanging Milky Way falls for nine days, it's too realistic!"

"Hey, there's also a seal, Wujizi ......"

"Which kind of benevolent brother is Wujizi, his skills are good, but he is worse than me!" Lou Xiaolou's wine guts are still there, and Wuji Tianzun also dares to call him a brother, so he rolled up the calligraphy and painting and went home, hung the painting in the shabby hall, and went to sleep in a hurry.

It is said that the four masters fought a battle, no one took advantage, and they were seriously injured one by one.

Xiaolou picked up a bargain, but he didn't know what a valuable treasure it was, and he fell asleep as soon as he hung up on that house.

In the dream, the light is bizarre, shouting that the fairy goddess I want to go home and other words, but since it is a dream, all kinds of bizarre things will happen.

On this day, Lou Xiaolou went out to buy wine, and when he went down the mountain, he met the village flower Huaxiaohua.

The mountain road is narrow, the two happened to meet face to face, Lou Xiaolou was happy at first, and then nervous, and was thinking about what he should say in order to say more words to Xiaohua, who knows, the girl opposite glared at him, and said: "Get out of the way, good dogs don't get in the way!"

Lou Xiaolou was defeated, bowed his head and walked away.

Xiaohua carried a basket, the basket was covered with a silver hairpin, looked down, and said that it was useless to be a scholar, or Xiaoqiang who was striking iron in the town knew how to feel sorry for people, and Bai Huahua's ten taels of silver said to buy me a silver hairpin.

Hum!

The girl's buttocks twisted more and more, and she said that she was fortunate that she didn't agree to the courtship of the poor scholar Lou Xiaolou, and she didn't say anything about the money, and she couldn't get fame, and if she couldn't get fame, she wouldn't even say a word, stupid, how to live!

Although he has long lips and white teeth, he looks handsome, but he can't do anything, and he can't work in the field, so he won't starve to death in the future!

Lou Xiaolou lowered his head and went down the mountain, and said in his heart Xiaohua, Xiaohua, isn't it that you didn't agree to propose marriage the year before last, I wasn't angry, why are you doing this to me, what good dog doesn't get in the way, is that human talk?

Aren't you afraid that if I get famous, this champion lady will be lost to another family?

This woman really has long hair and short knowledge, and she dares to look down on me, I have to take a fame to get angry with you, and when I kneel and beg me, I won't marry you, at most accept you as a concubine.

Lou Xiaolou straightened up when he thought of this, and after a few steps of anger, he stepped on the air and fell into a. As soon as I got up, I saw a very beautiful fairy in front of me.

"This son, are you okay, does the fall hurt!"

Lou Xiaolou was stunned, hurriedly got up and waved his hand, and said tightly: "No...... It's okay, thank you fairy!"

The girl bowed slightly, and was about to turn away.

Who knows, a thunderstorm suddenly appeared, startling the two of them to look up at the sky, the sun was shining, but at this time, suddenly the lead cloud rolled, and then the raindrops of beans fell, Lou Xiaolou Xin finished speaking, it's raining, the town can't go up, and I don't have to drink wine today.

The girl was a little flustered, and she didn't know what to do.

As soon as Lou Xiaolou saw the beautiful woman, her heart beat very fast, and she glanced at the girl nervously and turned around to go back to the village.

At this time, a timid sentence came from behind him: "Childe, I don't bring an umbrella, and my home is in Qiushui Town at the foot of the mountain, can I go to your house to take shelter from the rain!"

Lou Xiaolou nodded, didn't speak, and hurriedly walked up the mountain.

The rain is loud and heavy.

In the blink of an eye, the two of them were drenched, the mountain road was slippery in the rain, and the girl fell before she had climbed far. After Lou Xiaolou, who was walking in front, heard the sound, he looked back and hurriedly ran over.

On rainy days, on guest days, the dilapidated courtyard is poor but can also shelter from the wind and rain.

It's just that the girl's face changed drastically when she came to the courtyard, and in her eyes, in the dilapidated hut in front of her, there was an amazing fairy aura escaping, and she couldn't take a step forward.

Lou Xiaolou pushed open the door, the girl wanted to stop but was too late, only to see the moment the door opened, an amazing qi machine swept in, the girl screamed and was hit by a strong force, spurting blood and falling to the door.

Lou Xiaolou was stunned, and hurriedly took an umbrella and rushed out.

"Girl, what's wrong with you, why did you fall here!"

The girl pointed to the painting in the room in horror and said, "Quick, you pick it up, it will kill me!"

Lou Xiaolou's face was puzzled, but looking at the girl's bloodstained red lips, he hurriedly rushed into the house and took off the painting, and threw it in the wastepaper basket next to the table.

Only then did the girl stand up against the wall. Although Xiaolou was poor, he also knew that he cherished the fragrance and cherished the jade, held an umbrella, and helped the girl to the house.

"Click"

Suddenly, it was another piercing thunderbolt, bright and dazzling as thick as a bucket, and it hit near the small courtyard, frightening the girl to pounce on Lou Xiaolou at once.

For a while, the sky was thundering, and there were thunderbolts around the small courtyard.

The girl hugged Lou Xiaolou tightly, Lou Xiaolou was stunned, his hands and feet didn't dare to move, men and women couldn't kiss, he felt that this was wrong, even if he was afraid of thunder!

"Girl, this is not appropriate, you let go of me!"

"I don't, I'm afraid of thunder!"

"Yes...... But men and women don't kiss, it's not right for you and me to hold it like this!"

"What's wrong!"

Lou Xiaolou didn't speak, but he was nervous and broke out in a cold sweat.