Blessings are incomparable, and disasters are not singular.

Regardless of whether the old pedant was willing or not, with the opening of the pork shop next door, heavy blows followed...... The customers in his bookstore are always crowded, but there is often a long queue in front of the butcher's cutting board next door...... Just looked at the old pedant dumbfounded, and smiled bitterly!

God doesn't care if you're a sage bookshelf or a butcher's chopping board...... Justification for existence...... Compared with the bookstore at home, the reason for the existence of the pork stall next door is even more reasonable! What? What do you say? What reason? Ahem! What a simple truth...... One can go days without reading a single page of a book...... But you can't have a little minced meat in the bowl for several days, right......? Then pork is even more heavenly!

When have you ever heard that people regard books as heaven?

On one side of the sea, on the other side of the fire, on the other side of hell, on the other side of heaven...... After doing it for a long time, it turned out that the pork shop next door was the legendary paradise, and its own bookstore had become a cold hell that was not welcomed!

Every time I thought of this, the old scholar was so angry that he was about to spurt out a mouthful of blood...... That's what the legendary heaven looks like...... Since heaven is full of pigs...... Since heaven is full of pork, I'd rather go to hell alone when I die!

Even if he dies, he won't be a neighbor with that Li Tuzi!

It's messed up!

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Seeing Zhang Xuexue coming weakly step by step from a distance, Li Tuzi immediately rolled his eyes while sitting in the shop...... Although it was early winter, Li Tuzi sat there with his chest on his own **, like a small mountain, and pressed a chair to creak...... Oh my God, just by the familiar style of painting in front of me...... What I know is that there is a Li Tuzi with a face full of meat, and those who don't know think that there is a demon king who is sitting like a black iron tower!

Oh my God! This Li Tuzi is a town in Guanxi...... I don't know if there is a legendary Ruthihar!

Huh, who's buzzing in my ears like a mosquito?

Who is the town Kansai?

Who is the town Kansai!

Do you talk like that? Don't let me see you! Even if I recognize you in my eyes, the pig-killing knife in my hand does not recognize your boss's surname!

And also...... Which one is written in the Water Margin? Do you dare to show your head now and let me see what you look like? Eating pork in his mouth, he scolded the butcher in his pen...... Why are all the scholars in the world so hypocritical? Why are they so ungrateful? Speaking of which, I can't get angry, especially the scholar Zhang next door...... It's more hypocritical, more ungrateful!

There are as many butchers selling pork in the world as cattle hair, and there are all kinds of birds in the big forest...... It is not surprising that there are even one or two bullies who bully men and women...... But you can't knock a boatload over with a stick...... The vast majority of slaughterers are good! Kill pigs every day to satisfy your hunger...... Good fellows, not only do you not know gratitude, but you scold the cook after eating, and the butcher after eating meat...... The world's cooks and butchers are recruiting whoever is messing with whom!

In the same way, not everyone in the world has become a humble gentleman in the end, and many of them have become sanctimonious scum!

Why don't you write about those scumbags and bury us butchers...... Do you think that we butchers are uneducated and easy to bully?

Don't let me meet you! Without saying a word, I'll give you a white knife to go in, and a red knife to come out!

What? What do you say? You're going to avoid me for the rest of your life? Phew! Then I curse you for not being able to eat a piece of pork for the rest of your life!

I can't cure you yet!

As soon as he thought of this, Li Tuzi, who was drinking a big bowl of tea, suddenly became angry, and when he raised his neck, he was banging...... I knew that he was drinking a big bowl of tea, and I didn't know that I thought he was sipping on old spirits!

Phew, don't say anything about old spirits, even if you give me Yunnan Baiyao now, you won't be able to heal the wounds in my heart...... It's bleeding all the time!

It's messed up!

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In front of the chopping board stood a big girl with five big and three thick, it was Li Tuzi's baby daughter Li Xiaogu, although her name had a small character in it...... Well, there is only that little word on her body! I saw her standing behind the chopping board with a high spirit, and the big snowy blade in her hand danced like snowflakes...... Half a fan of pork instantly turned into countless neat pieces of red and white meat, and even the bones were clean...... The people standing in front of the meat stall and queuing up to buy meat all applauded in unison...... Sure enough, it is the champion of the line...... And she is also a female champion!

In ancient times, there was a cook to solve the cow, and now there is Aunt Li chopping meat!

Although it rained and snowed, the business next door was still in full swing...... With the sea water on one side and the flames on the other, Zhang Xuexue's heart suddenly added up to rain and snow...... With his head stuffed, he just thought about flashing like a yellow croaker...... Aunt Li's knife didn't seem to be chopped on the chopping board in the end, but chopped into his heart...... cough! He only has patches of cold rain and snow on his body now, but the knife of others chops up all the silver of white flowers!

Chop it all steaming, sturdy happiness!

It's messed up!

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"Oh, Uncle Zhang is back? It seems that he came back a little later than usual today?" Although Zhang Xueji thought that he had become a yellow croaker who was good at slipping the edge, but Aunt Li only had a small character in her name all over her body, and her eyes were big and divine...... It's like two flashlights from the legendary ancient era, coming and going like light, flashing like electricity, and suddenly swept to Zhang Xuexue, who wanted to smuggle over.

"Oh, I met an acquaintance on the road just now and talked for a while, so I delayed for a while. After smuggling to no avail, Zhang Xuezhu had no choice but to reluctantly respond.

"Uncle Zhang, don't be in a hurry to leave, I can't catch Erlang's shadow these days...... I don't know what he's busy with in Dongcheng when he gets up early and is greedy...... I've been really worried in my heart! Wait, wait until I wrap you with two packets of fresh meat before leaving!" Aunt Li looked at her with a cheerful personality and quick hands and feet, and before she finished speaking, she had already chopped two pieces of pork in her hand, and while wrapping them separately with lotus leaves, she laughed loudly: "One is lean meat, and the other is pork belly...... The lean meat is eaten by you and Da Lang, and I have already chopped the pork belly into a filling...... It was the first sleet of the winter today, and Erlang was working hard outside, and when he came back in the evening, he would use these pork belly skewers and cook them hot in a pot to eat!"

Oh my God! It turns out that Aunt Li has not only grown taller...... Even the sound is very loud and hearty!

As for the big lang and erlang she said...... Da Lang is Zhang Xue's eldest son Zhang Da Lang, and Erlang is naturally the youngest son Zhang Erlang...... Why does Aunt Li seem to care about Zhang Erlang so much? Not only does she ask for warmth, but the pork belly is the only one...... There are reasons and evidences, fat and thin, oh my God! These are less than two sentences...... There was even a windfall!

It's messed up!

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