"It's not good, it's not good! In the past, Erlang was idle all day long, not doing his job, and he liked to take other people's things when he had nothing to do...... Take other people's hands short, eat other people's mouths short...... Sometimes I wonder if he's my son...... Ahem! I'm also confused when I'm nervous! He's naturally my son! That sentence just now doesn't count! The director is not there? I must pinch it off later!" Seeing the two bags of meat in Aunt Li's hand was like seeing two legendary bags of explosives...... Zhang Xueyu suddenly panicked, shook his hands wildly, and said incoherently: "It's just to take 10,000 steps back, Erlang occasionally takes it once or twice, and occasionally his hands are short, and after going home and sleeping, maybe his hands will grow back quietly...... But if you take it too many times, it's bad...... It's not just a matter of getting shorter...... My life may be shortened, and I may be caught in it in a daze!"

"Look at what you said, why are you so angry? Take other people's things naturally short-handed...... As the saying goes, distant relatives are not as good as close neighbors, and everyone lives in neighborhoods...... It's even more incomparable to those relatives!" Although the old scholar looked flustered, Aunt Li looked normal, and said with a smile: "Besides, Erlang has already eaten my family's skewer balls so many times before...... This is like a debt, he is just a creditor anyway, and it is no problem to owe it for the rest of his life! If there are too many lice, he will not bite people, and if he owes too many debts, he will not worry about people! I don't care about eating more once or twice...... Anyway, they already owe so much, anyway, they all don't flow into the fields of outsiders, and they all eat in their own stomachs anyway...... What do you want to do so much!"

"What? Is your pig a golden pig or a silver pig? Why is it that Erlang already owes a lifetime after eating your family's string balls a few times?" Aunt Li's mouth was full of words, and the old scholar was immediately dumbfounded when she heard this, and she stroked her white beard for most of the day, and she couldn't say a word...... Who's with you...... I can't afford to pay for it!

Oh my God, I don't know if I don't know it, I am shocked when I see it...... It turns out that not only are the wildflowers on the roadside not allowed to be picked indiscriminately, but the neighbors' skewers must not be eaten indiscriminately...... Especially when you have grass in your own house and flowers in your neighbor's house!

The book shop and the butcher shop are troubled, and the flowers and plants are causing trouble!

Now that the person concerned, Zhang Erlang, is not in front of him, Zhang Xuejiu and Li Xiaogu are holding their own words and not giving up half a step...... It turned out to be a legendary dark war!

Aunt Li did not deviate from the central idea in a few words: Do you think that when I see a person, I will diligently send two packets of meat? Phew! If all of them are sent out, my family will still not be able to do business...... In the same way, there are no skewers of balls falling from the sky! My family's skewers of balls are all for my own family! Jiro has already eaten so many of my family's skewers...... There is no doubt that they are the people of my family! It is useless to say so much! Erlang was born as my person in this life, and death is my ghost!

But the subtext of Zhang Xuezhi is...... Hmph! You take a few pieces of pork and you want to exchange it for my son? Phew! Dream! Is it easy for me to raise my son so big? Erlang has liked to eat meat since he was a child, and he has to eat meat every day...... I've been feeding for more than 30 years now, and I've eaten countless pigs when combined...... You want to trade a few pieces of pork for my countless pigs now...... Phew, even if the reader is not very good at business...... But you're not a fool! Even if you are honest, you can't be bullied like this!

It's messed up!

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"Girl, don't be courteous! Going to the pole is not a business...... Renjia Erlang now has a great opportunity, and getting ahead is just around the corner, where will a few pieces of pork in our family be rare! Although I have never read a book, I have heard too many stories about infatuated women and negative men! Alas! Not to mention your specialty dish skewer meatballs...... Even if you skewer a few pieces of dragon liver and phoenix gallbladder now, you can't save Erlang's heart!" Li Tuzi had been sitting on the side drinking a big bowl of tea, and when he saw Zhang Xuezhu take out a half-hanging copper coin, he was immediately unhappy, and he blew his beard and glared at him: "Silly girl, what are you talking about meatballs now!" Ten years in Hedong, ten years in Hexi...... Jiro may be eating all sorts of elixirs like beans outside right now...... How can you still scarce your skewers!"

......When Zhang Xuexue heard this, his old face suddenly turned red, and he said angrily at Li Tuzi: "Hey, you can eat indiscriminately, but you can't talk nonsense! What kind of infatuated woman is a negative man? Where is this? Erlang used to have nothing to do all day long, and when he was wandering around, he liked to wander around in front of your shop...... I've also eaten your skewers a few times...... Besides, Erlang didn't eat your strings of balls for nothing! He also helped your family work! Last time, you went out of the city to collect more pigs, and in the end, Erlang pushed a cart to help you send them back! Which one is an infatuated woman? Which one is a negative man? My son will become a negative man if he eats a few meals of your balls...... So what has become of those who eat big fish and meat all day long? Negative champion or black-hearted king? It's terrible to have no culture, don't you abuse bad words now, okay?"

Zhang Xuezhu and Li Tuzi quarreled with red faces, and a few people who lined up to buy meat were immediately unhappy, and one of them muttered in a low voice: "As for it? Why are you arguing because of two bags of pork? Why are people so shallow now? There is not much money in total to push around...... I don't know if those two bags of pork are the legendary water-infused pork!"

Unexpectedly, this sentence was like stabbing a hornet's nest, and with a "bell", Li Xiaogu chopped the pig-killing knife straight on the cutting board, pinched her waist and scolded: "Phew! Who said that sentence just now? Stand up and let me see! My family is poor, but people are not short of ambitions! The real price is clear, the children are not bullied, and the legs are all on your own body, if you want to buy it, you can come, and if you don't want to buy it, you can leave...... If our old Li family had sold one or two water-filled pork before, my pork stall would have given it all to you now!"

"Well, that's exactly the truth! Who said that sentence just now? Ming people don't do dark things, stand up and let me see your virtue!" It is extremely rare, Zhang Xuezhu actually supported Li Xiaogu with a clear banner this time, and stomped his feet and said angrily: "Only those who have lost their conscience in the world will inject water! Well, whether it is pork or not! Deceive people for a while, but you can't deceive people for a lifetime, not only the pork in the Li family's butcher shop has not been filled with water, but there are no books in my bookstore! Some time ago, I listened to people whispering that the current books are too watery...... I can't care about other people's books, but none of the books in my bookstore are dry!

Dry goods are glorious, parallel goods are shameful!!

Refuse to inject water, start with me!

It's a mess!