Chapter 4: The Manifestation of the Latrine

The bathroom is divided into three areas, with a washing area on the side, with dressers, mirrors, towels, hair dryers and other items; In the middle is the toilet; Inside is the shower room.

The door to the living room could no longer be opened, indicating that only the bathroom had followed.

The bathroom area is not large, only about 6 square meters, but in Lu Yan's eyes, it is very kind, this house was bought by him with his life savings, but unfortunately there is only one toilet left.

"In my previous life, most people couldn't buy a toilet with a year's salary, but I finally bought a house, but there was only one toilet left. ”

Lu Yan smiled bitterly, with mixed feelings in his heart, and unconsciously walked to the toilet, remembering that the last memory before crossing was to sit on the toilet.

"In my previous life, if someone knew that they could cross by sitting on the toilet, I am afraid that many people would continue to do it even if they had hemorrhoids. ”

The past life has passed, and we must return to reality in the end, and we must solve the current dilemma first.

Lu Yan took out the letter of appointment from his arms, and after unfolding it, the golden characters on it emitted golden light, and the words on it were written approving him as the god of the toilet.

Around the letter of appointment is a mysterious rune of gold and white, this is a heavenly rune, I heard that it is a manifestation of rules, but with his current strength, he can't see it clearly, as if he is covered with a layer of white mist.

"I hate mosaics the most, and it's really haunting. ”

Lu Yan scolded, casually threw the letter of appointment into the sky, and a violent golden light appeared in the air, and the golden light spread to the entire toilet, and the rules of the Heavenly Dao began to transform the toilet into a divine domain.

When the letter of appointment disappeared, all kinds of objects in the toilet seemed to have undergone magical changes, emitting a faint red light.

The other areas have not changed much from before, except that there is an additional Dharma table and a Taishi chair in the shower room, on which there is a pen, ink, paper and inkstone.

"This is my throne, isn't it?"

Lu Yan walked over curiously, the area of the divine seat is very small, fortunately, this is the toilet of the previous life, if it is a narrow toilet in this life, I am afraid that the divine seat will be placed in the .......

Sit on the throne of the gods, take out the divine seal in your arms and put it in the box on the Dharma table, so that the construction of the divine domain is completed.

The Divine Domain is the private domain of the gods, where all alien forces are suppressed, and it is also the safest refuge for the gods.

"It's time to check the changes in my body after becoming a god, and I always feel that there is an extra life in my belly. ”

Lu Yan's will was concentrated in the divine body, and at first the blood was boundless, which was an obstacle to the physical body, not as pure as the Yin God.

He mobilized the only remaining divine power in his body, broke through the barrier of flesh and blood, and finally saw the situation of the Yin God at this moment.

The whole is pale red, and Gong Cao once introduced it when he was awarded the priesthood, and the nine-grade divine power is red, and a white with red in white like him belongs to the lowest level of divine power.

The core of divine power is a divine position similar to a talisman, which has three main functions: exerting divine power, responding to believers, and transforming incense, and you can clearly see the pale red divine power slowly overflowing from it.

"Most of the divine power given when the gods were sealed was used to condense the god position rune seal, and the remaining divine power lasted for half a month at most, is this the secret calculation of the county city god?"

There are relatively few toilet gods, and the pit Sanniangniang is the god, but the pit Sanniangniang basically ignores the divine affairs, so the toilet god in the world is not visible, and the incense is not prosperous.

Now the county city god is on official business, and he canonized it directly and doesn't care, just with the intention of leaving him to fend for himself.

The county city god is a five-grade priesthood, and he has jurisdiction over all the ghosts and gods in a county, and he doesn't need to make a move if he wants to deal with him, he just needs to do official business, and he can be assessed by the laws of heaven, which can be described as a conspiracy, and no one can say anything.

"The top priority is to open up the incense and cultivate with the power of the incense, only if you live and live well, the suppression of the county god will naturally be solved. ”

A glimmer of light flashed in Lu Yan's eyes, and he immediately got up, the sooner he opened up the source of incense, the better, lest his divine power be exhausted and he would not even be able to maintain the divine domain, and he would become a lonely soul and a wild ghost.

When he came to the door of the bathroom, he suddenly stopped, frowned and thought for a moment, and then the Yin God broke away from his body and left the Divine Domain.

The physical body does not have much longevity, and he placed the divine domain in the bathroom brought from his previous life, I am afraid that the ghosts and gods of this world will not be able to detect it, so he will avoid the detection of the Yin Division.

Although it is not clear what the future will be used, I instinctively feel that there is a great benefit to preserving the body.

When it appeared again, it had already come to the streets of Xiao County, the sky was lit up, and there was still a cool breeze in the early morning of early spring, and there were not many pedestrians on the street.

Xiao County is a big county, one of the five counties of Pei County, as well as Dangshui County, Feng County, Pei County, Lingshi County, in addition to the county seat Pei County is the most prosperous Xiao County.

The contrast between the vision and the fused memory, for a while, some things are not human.

The original owner is a famous talent in Pei County, and he is also very famous in Xiao County, but unfortunately he is a nerd, he has no fame but no business ability, and he has to be helped by Li Muzhi from time to time.

Lu Yan couldn't help but shake his head secretly when he thought of this, a nerd should be a description of this situation.

"Since you have the same name and surname as me, and you have merged with me, I will help you avenge your hatred, and I will help you inherit your Lu family, as well as your longing Xiaozhu. ”

Lu Yan thought secretly, looked around, and walked to the west of the city, the county town has a saying that the east is rich in the south and the north is poor and the west is poor.

To the east is where the county government is located, so there are large and small officials; to the south was where the local gentry and wealthy merchants lived; Most of the inhabitants of the north are destitute; Only the west of the city is mostly ordinary people.

Along the way, you can admire the antique buildings, which can only be seen on TV in the past life, but now it has become the norm in the future, but it is a different mood.

Soon to the west of the city, rows of low houses surround a small river, and the loess paved roads are not spacious, but clean and tidy.

Of course, his focus is on the nearby latrine, which is the source of his incense.

In the early morning, from time to time, you can see hard-working people carrying urine buckets to the latrines, adding a touch of wonder to the calm streets.

Lu Yan found an unmanned latrine and walked in, strangely there was no imaginary taste, and after a closer look, he found that the yellow and white things in the pit were covered with grass ash.

"The pungent smell can't be tolerated in any world, even ordinary people know how to cover it. ”

Lu Yan smiled dumbly, feeling that he had underestimated the wisdom of the ancients, turned around and walked out to inspect other latrines, and found that most of them were like this, so he couldn't help nodding secretly.

Standing beside the latrine, Lu Yan fell into deep thought, if he wanted to absorb the incense, he had to start from the several supernatural powers of the toilet god that were extended from the priesthood.

There are naturally three supernatural powers in the priesthood, which are divination sericulture, nine pure barrels, and gain Wenyun.

The duty of the god of the toilet is not to take care of the latrines, but to represent the good luck and amusement of the people, because the toilet god worships the pit Sanniangniang as the god of the gods, most of the three supernatural powers are aimed at women.

Divination silkworm mulberry: can be divination of silkworm growth, such as divination found that the silkworm growth is not good, you can seek good luck in advance to avoid evil, well, the audience is female.

Jiupin Net Bucket: Condense the natal artifact net bucket with divine power, which can absorb the evil plague in the toilet and avoid getting sick due to entering the toilet.

Gain cultural luck: Worshipping the toilet god can increase the innate cultural luck of the fetus in the pregnant woman's body, and help reading and literacy, well, not only for women, but also for their children.

"Alas, the priesthood is like this, and you can only reluctantly use supernatural powers to influence believers first", Lu Yan was helpless.