Chapter 3 Portable Toilet (Favorites, Recommendations)

"Although Lu Xiucai is talented and learned, he also has mistakes in this exam, so he will be canonized as the god of the nine-grade toilet for the time being, and then be promoted after accumulating merits. ”

The county town god Mi Zhengxin pretended to regret and said, and ordered the left and right to give the letter of appointment, the divine seal, and the official uniform, and prepared the yellow table on the spot to play the seventy-two divisions of Dongyue.

The recruitment of priesthood has been filed in the Yin Division, and the selected person only needs to be reported according to the process to enter the divine status and officially achieve the divine position.

Yang Ling, the Chenghuang of Xiao County, Han Liu, the Gong Cao of Dangshui County, and Lu Yan, the god of the toilet of Pei County, accepted the divine power tank, and after changing into official uniforms, they came to the Chenghuang Hall of Pei County again.

Officially met with the county town god rice masanobu, so the upper and lower names were determined.

After a few words of encouragement as usual, the county town god Mi Zhengxin ordered: "The gods are busy and there is no room for vacancies, so you don't need to study in the county town god mansion, go directly to office." ”

The three new gods looked at each other, and when they saw that the county god was tired, they didn't dare to bother more, so they left one after another.

It's just that Yang Ling, the Chenghuang of Xiao County, and Han Liu, the Gong Cao of Dangshui County, faintly distanced themselves from Lu Yan, and seemed unwilling to get close to him, but the two of them chatted happily with each other.

Lu Yan walked in front alone, without any expression on his face, he offended the county god, and the other party naturally avoided him.

As soon as he walked out of the lobby of the City God Temple, he felt a resentful gaze, and when he turned to look, Li Muzhi was staring at him with resentment on his face.

Immediately, his heart moved, and it seemed that the other party was deliberately waiting for him.

All the scholars who are selected to take the exam will not live for more than half a year, and the three scholars who are selected for the exam will die naturally after dawn.

"Lu Yan, you despicable villain, I have funded you so much, and you have done this to me!", Li Muzhi scolded after seeing Lu Yan.

"Oh, it's me who is the vile person!"

Lu Yan said with a smile, not caring about the other party's insults, and even having a feeling of enjoyment in his heart.

After years of failed calculations, I am afraid that the Li family will definitely spend a lot of money in order to deal with ghosts and gods, but unfortunately all this belongs to him.

He won't pity Li Muzhi, if he fails to fight back, I'm afraid the end will be many times more miserable than the other party, it can be said that he can't survive or die.

The more I thought about it, the more I couldn't understand the hatred in my heart, and continued: "Didn't you always say that you appreciate my talent? ”

"Pengmen didn't know Qiluoxiang, and he wanted to ask a good matchmaker to hurt himself. Who loves to be romantic and stylish, and sympathizes with the frugal makeup of the times.

Dare to praise the ten fingers for their skill, and do not draw the eyebrows long. I hate to press the gold thread year after year, and make wedding clothes for others. ”

"I hate to press gold threads year after year, and make wedding clothes for others. ”

Li Muzhi chewed on the poem Lu Yan, his eyes seemed to erupt with fire, and his breathing became a little difficult.

Shame!

I wanted to rush over and kill Lu Yan immediately, but he couldn't, Lu Yan had already become a god, and he was just an ordinary yin ghost, so he just brought humiliation on himself at this time.

Finally calmed down his excitement, and said ruthlessly: "Lu Yan, don't be complacent, even if you become a god, what if you become a god! You have offended not only the Li family, but also the ghosts and gods of the whole county, I will see how long you can do it." ”

After speaking, he turned around and left, and continuing to stay was just to continue to be humiliated by Lu Yan.

I secretly made up my mind in my heart, and when I got home, I immediately took Lu Yan's corpse to vent my hatred, the Li family has a mage to support, and a corpse is of many uses.

Lu Yan silently watched Li Muzhi's departing figure, the reason why he provoked the other party was to force out the Li family's hole cards, and now it seems that it is really not simple.

sighed in his heart, this is just an escape from death, and there is still a long way to go before he can gain a firm foothold.

Thinking carefully about the bits and pieces since the crossing, he couldn't help but feel a little depressed, he clearly remembered that he only went to the toilet once before his death, but he didn't expect to cross!

Although I came to a strange world, it was not easy to experience the beginning of nine deaths and a lifetime!

"I can go to the toilet and cross it, but my toilet has the function of connecting to the other world!"

Lu Yan smiled bitterly and flew towards the direction of Li Muzhi's departure.

Although he has become a god at present, he is only the lowest level from the ninth grade, and he has just escaped from the Yin Soul stage, and he has not many means.

The night wind howled, and there was a slight pain in the wind blowing on the god's body.

"It is rumored that the ghost is weak, and the slightly stronger yin wind can blow the soul away, and sure enough. ”

Lu Yan was already a god, so he naturally didn't worry about this problem, but took advantage of the wind to speed up his journey.

According to the memory in my mind, this place is the county seat of Pei County, and the original owner is Xiucai of Xiao County, which is at least 100 miles away from here.

Fortunately, at this time, he was a yin god, and his speed was very fast, but he arrived at the county seat of Xiao County in two hours.

"The Li family is a family of Peijun County, and they have great influence in the county, and their ancestral house is located next to Peishui in the south of the county. ”

According to the original owner's body memory, it is easy to find the Li Mansion, the Li family has been studying for generations, although the past three generations have declined, and his father Li Hongbo has also made a name for himself, known as a poetry and book heirloom.

Directly through the wall to a separate small courtyard on the right, according to memory, this place is Li Muzhi's small courtyard.

followed the memory to the study, and sure enough, he found two sleeping people, who were him and Li Muzhi's physical bodies.

Lu Yan stared at Li Muzhi's physical body and hesitated for a moment, and finally gave up the idea of destroying the other party's physical body.

He is in a special situation now, and if he is detected by the local land, I am afraid that the county city god will immediately abolish his divine throne and send him to hell to never be reborn.

Immediately no longer hesitated, the Yin God and the physical body fused into one, and quickly left the Li family, his speed was not much faster than Li Muzhi, and it would be troublesome when the other party returned.

After fusing the flesh, he couldn't get out through the wall, so he could only find a suitable place to climb over the wall, but fortunately, the wall of the Li family's courtyard was not high, and it didn't take long to find a stepping stone and turn out.

As soon as he landed, Lu Yan suddenly became alert, and he just felt a flash of divine power on him.

His gaze instantly fell on the portrait of the door god in front of the gate of the Li Mansion, and it seemed that the door god was patrolling.

"I have a physical body at this time, even if you find out!"

Lu Yan secretly reminded himself in his heart that this is no longer the original world, there are not only ghosts, gods, immortals, but also demons and monsters, which can be described as dangerous and abnormal, and if you are not careful, you will be harmed by people!

One thought is even firmer, that is, we must keep the physical body, according to the previous life, abandoning the physical body will eventually lead to the great way, and it must not be abandoned until it is absolutely necessary.

Walking through the streets of Xiao County, it was almost dawn, and he had to find a place to live as soon as possible.

According to the knowledge imparted by the county city God's Mansion when it was enshrined as a god, the newly canonized ghosts and gods must establish a divine domain as soon as possible to absorb incense, otherwise the power of the gods will continue to dissipate and eventually return to the ghosts.

However, he suddenly thought of a question, the Yin God chose the god domain with the priesthood, and he was canonized as the god of the toilet, so his temple could only choose the toilet, that is, the latrine.

Thinking of this, I was in a bad mood instantly!

"It's too miserable to be able to stay in the toilet for the rest of your life. ”

The more Lu Yan thought about it, the worse his mood became, and the cramped toilets, the foul-smelling environment, and the flies flying everywhere in summer came to mind, and he couldn't help but start to feel sick to his stomach.

Looking around, adhering to the guidance of the priesthood, the toilets in the entire county were in the senses, but he just couldn't make up his mind.

"It would be nice if the bathroom in the previous life was the same, although it was the same toilet, at least it was cleaner. ”

Lu Yan smiled bitterly and muttered to himself, this sentence seemed to touch something, and the appearance of the bathroom in his previous life automatically appeared in his mind.

And his body continued to dissipate, eventually ending up in a bathroom.

"It's ...... In my previous life, I brought the toilet here when I crossed over?"