Chapter 84: Gambling Buddha is slightly angry

When Fang De said goodbye to Chen Jialuo, just about to continue on the road, he saw a little novice walking towards them, and when he came over, he immediately put his palms together and saluted Fang De: "This benefactor monk is so polite." “

"Little Master, you are too polite. “

"May I ask if this benefactor is the donor of Fang Defang?"

Fang De hadn't spoken yet, Yongning said on the side: "It's true that he is Fang De, but he is not a donor, all monks and nuns, he will not give, if the little master wants to find him to turn his fate, then he is wrong, he is very picky and stingy, even a copper will be broken in half, you are looking for any of us here, and you will be much more generous than him." ”

"The female donor laughed," the little novice continued, and said to Fang De, "The little monk asked the donor to come over at the behest of the Master of the Stone Buddha Temple. ”

"Okay," Fang De smiled: "It's just right, I also ask the master for help with this matter, and the little master please lead the way." ”

After Fang De followed Xiao Shami, Yongning began to ask Han Wuniang, "Do you know who that Master of Slight Anger is, and why did Brother Fang go to see him?"

"He's a monk!"

Yongning's white eyelids rolled: "You still need to say this, isn't it a monk who can be called a master?"

But he is a monk who is different from ordinary monks, that is, he does not recite scriptures, nor does he chant Buddha, neither good for wine, nor lustful, but a little good at gambling, it is said that he has never lost a bet with others. ”

"Gambling on the Buddha?" Yongning's eyes immediately lit up: "You said that he is the gambling Buddha, do you think we should follow?"

Han Wuniang shook her head: "Forget it, this monk is not only a gambler, but also a gambler with particularly high martial arts, his martial arts are not inferior to Shang Wudang's white eyebrows, and more importantly, he never likes others to peep at such a character, we can't afford to provoke." ”

"Coward!" Yongning turned his gaze to Ouyang Sihai: "Your husband is going to meet such a terrible enemy, aren't you worried at all." ”

Ouyang Sihai said with a smile: "I have confidence in my father-in-law, I believe that he can cope with it, and the gambling Buddha is not a vicious person, even if he loses the gamble, he can come back safely." “

"Greedy for life and afraid of death, I look down on you, you don't dare to go, I'll go. “

Then she chased after Fang De and Xiao Shami.

Han Wuniang turned her gaze to Ouyang Sihai: "Won't you stop her?"

Ouyang Sihai said with a smile: "Let her go, what kind of character is the gambling Buddha, how can she embarrass a little girl with low martial arts." “

The Stone Buddha Temple is on the mountainside of ten miles away, built by the mountain, the area of the temple is not large, it is only three or four acres of land, the pine and bamboo are planted all around, the environment is very quiet, here you can feel a kind of tranquility that is completely out of the hustle and bustle of the world, a stone paved path goes straight to the temple gate. When he approached the Stone Buddha Temple, Fang De heard Yongning calling him behind him, and when he turned around, he saw Yongning coming from the flying horse. Yongning jumped off the horse until he came along: "Brother Fang, you are too unrighteous, you go to see the peerless master, and you don't call me." ”

Fang De smiled bitterly, this is really a girl who will cause her trouble, what kind of person is the gambling Buddha, that is a moody person, even he is very jealous of the character, is he such a good talker, but since she came, he couldn't drive her back, and then he turned his gaze to Xiao Shami: "Little Master, don't mind if I take someone in." ”

Xiao Shami smiled: "Master Fang, please rest assured, the master has changed his name to Wei Yan, and his temper is much smaller than before, I think it won't be long before he has to change his name to Wu Yan." ”

Yongning was surprised: "Does the master often change the law number?"

The little novice replied, "The master has already changed several names, first it was called big anger, then it was one anger, and now it is slight anger, and it won't be long before he has to be called no anger." ”

Yongning asked, "Why is that?"

Xiao Shami said: "As the Master's Dharma becomes more and more sophisticated, his temper will naturally get better and better. ”

After entering the monastery, Fang De and Yongning did not see a single monk or pilgrim.

"Don't you have any other monks and pilgrims here?"

The novice replied, "The master said that he liked purity, so he dismissed all the monks and pilgrims." ”

"Without monks and pilgrims, what do you do to make ends meet?"

The novice replied, "The master said he had his own way. ”

As they spoke, they saw an old monk dressed in gray sitting on the patio, and on the stone table in front of the old monk lay a mahjong, a sic bo, and three Western playing cards.

"Master, Master Fang is here. ”

The old monk waved his hand, and then the little novice retreated.

After Xiao Shami retreated, Master Wei Wei immediately focused his eyes on Fang De: "You are the descendant of the gambling immortal Fang Xiaotian?"

Fang De nodded: "I am his grandson." ”

"Yes, yes, yes," the master nodded: "Although the old thing left earlier than the old man, he has a good grandson, like me, the old bone has no children and no daughters, a lonely old man, and he doesn't even have a relative around him when he is old, and finally accepts an apprentice, I hope he can accompany the old man and compete with the heirs of the old thing, but his performance is too bad, you go to that station, his mood is chaotic, and then he loses in front of your little lover." ”

Fang De was surprised: "The Two Lakes Gambler is your old apprentice?"

"That is, an outcast," said the old monk as if to say something very common. He only learns the old man's fur, and he learns to go to the casino, and it is useless to die, and I will not trouble you because of this, but forty years ago, when I lost to that old thing, he promised to give me a chance to turn over, but he left earlier than the old man, since he died, this matter has to fall on you, originally the old man didn't want to be big and small, but who let the old man's apprentice not be useful, he had to use this old bone to ask Young Master Fang for advice. “

Fang De smiled bitterly: "The seniors are the top existence in the gambling world, how dare the juniors show off in front of you?"

"Don't talk nonsense," the old monk said coldly: "If you want the old man to fight with you, you have to prove that you have that qualification first, otherwise the old man will not bother to make a move." “

The old monk was blinded and grabbed the three pokers: "The most important thing in gambling is eyesight, ear power and hand power, here are three Western pokers, I have drawn five of the clowns, you have to find the last clown for me before the playing cards land." “

As he spoke, the cards in his hand were already rising like fireworks, one after another, like a rain of cards.

Yongning was dumbfounded for a moment, and it was easier said than done to find that joker among so many cards.

But at this moment, Fang De moved, he made a move, his hand passed through countless cards, grabbed a card, and withdrew.

Other cards have been sprinkled.

"Fortunately, I didn't lose my life!"

Fang De showed his cards.

The card in his hand was indeed the last joker.

"Show me three green dragons. “

The mahjong tiles on the old monk's table were already like a pair of wings and attacked Fang De.

"The difficulty of the three green dragons is not ordinary. “

Fang De immediately took out his hands together, and the mahjong tiles seemed to be glued to the two fingers of his hands, and there were more and more of them, and when the mahjong was gone, twenty-seven cards were glued to the two fingers of his left and right hands.

Yongning was very excited, and today she was eye-opening: "I'll check the cards, be careful not to fall to the ground." “

She carefully took the mahjong tiles and lined them up on the table.

One to ninety-thousand, one to nine, one to nine, three green dragons.

Yongning came over and pulled Fang De, and asked excitedly, "How did you do it, can you teach me?"

"Is it difficult to get three green dragons," Master Wei Yan flicked the dice wheel with his hand, and the dice wheel and the six dice had already flown towards Fang De: "Sixty-four one." “

Fang De reached out to catch the dice cylinder, and with a flick of his hand, he sucked the six dice that were about to land into the dice cylinder, and then the six dice spun straight in the dice cylinder.

Yongning lost his voice: "How can there be sixty-four of the six dice?"

"The grandson of the gambling fairy is not capable of this. “

I don't know how long it took before Fang De put the dice cylinder upside down in front of the old monk, and his head was slightly sweaty.

The dice wheel opened, and inside it turned out to be a mass of broken dice, a mass of broken dice, and sixty-four points were combined.

Slightly disgusted: "The old man finally waited for an opponent who was on equal footing." ”

Fang De shook his head: "I'm afraid that I will disappoint my predecessors, since the battle with Lei Laohu seventeen years ago, Fang De has already sworn a heavy oath to the ancestral tablet, if it is not necessary, Fang De's generation will not bet against anyone at the gambling table." ”

The old monk snorted coldly: "The apprentice of the gambling fairy doesn't gamble with others, it's just a joke." ”

Fang De said very seriously: "In the past seventeen years, Fang De has never gambled with anyone, and if it weren't for the seniors today, Fang De wouldn't have known that the master lived here. ”

"How can you bet against the old man?"

"Actually, I'm here today to ask my seniors. ”

"What's the matter?"

"Over the years, there are too many people who want to annex our Fang family, Lei Laohu, Prince Rong, including my uncles, and many characters I don't know, although I am not afraid of them, but there are so many enemies, one by one, it takes too much time, I need an enemy to gather all these people, and then capture them all. ”

"You want the old man to bring those enemies together for you. ”

"No, I already have this enemy on the surface, it is Li Xiaohuan, but her strength is still very weak, not enough to unite those people, I hope that the seniors can help her when necessary, don't let people calculate her, if the seniors are willing to help with this, after the matter, I will definitely accompany the seniors to gamble happily." ”

Master Wei Wei snorted coldly: "You want the old man to be a nanny for her." ”

"Actually, the master's gambling skills should also find a suitable successor," Fang De said: "Although Xiaohuan is a little ruthless, her talent is definitely not below the juniors. ”

"It's okay to ask the old man to be a nanny for her," Master Wei said coldly: "But in the process, the old man will do his best to be the enemy of your Fang family, and he will definitely not let his subordinates be merciful, if Fang Long really lets the old man cross over, don't blame me for being ruthless." ”

"If that's the case, then we can only blame our poor morality. ”

"Then the old man will promise you. ”

Yongning said with a smile at this time: "Actually, you don't have to say that the vicious woman is an apprentice, there is also a smart, beautiful and rich female apprentice here." ”

"You still forget it, the old man doesn't have twenty years to waste on you. ”

Yongning said stupidly: "I really don't know if you are a monk or not, not only do you like to gamble, but you are also an old man." ”

"Do you know what the old man's name is?"

"Slightly angry?"

"That's not the end, old man, I haven't practiced to the realm of the four great emptiness, and it's still too early for you to see the Buddha. Wei Yan continued: "Originally, the distinguished guests should have been entertained well, but unfortunately the old man has nothing to entertain the two, so he will not leave the two, apprentice, send off the guests." ”

Then the little novice sent Fang De and Wu Yi out of the Stone Buddha Temple.

Yongning said angrily: "Stingy, stingy, it's okay to accept me as an apprentice, and you won't even give me a cup of tea." ”

"Let's go, he won't invite you, I'll ask, after returning to Hangzhou, I will invite you to drink Wuyi's big red robe. ”

"It doesn't matter if you drink tea or not, the important thing is that you have to teach me a gambling skill or two, when I am at home, I gamble with others, I always lose, I have to get my face back. ”

Fang De smiled: "Playing cards with your brothers and sisters, you also have to give thousands, this is too tasteless." ”

"Money is not money, I don't care, I just think that I always lose money, no face, we are good brothers, you help me up this face, or I have no face, your face is not good-looking, you say yes, I am not greedy, you just shook the dice and mahjong, poker skills to teach me. “

"Your skills are too shallow, you can't learn the technique of breaking dice, but you don't need too much skill to record rhino fingers, as long as you are willing to work hard and learn well. “

"Okay, I'll learn how to use the Finger. “

"But you have to promise me, learn to be smart, you play cards by yourself, you can't go to the casino, those who open casinos have a very hard backstage, if a little money doesn't matter, you win too much people won't let you take the money away, it's likely to put your own life on the line." “

"Okay, okay, I promise you that you will never go to the casino to gamble, otherwise you will ruin my gambling skills. “

"I wish your words counted. “

After leaving the two lakes, Fang De and the others took the waterway back to Hangzhou.

They haven't returned to Hangzhou yet, the news was first transmitted back to Hangzhou by the disciples of the Yan Gang, and when they heard the news of Xianggong's return, Miao Cuihua and Ma Yumei were very happy, and organized their subordinates to clean the house again, set off firecrackers, and expel bad luck. Lan Sisi didn't interfere with their measures, in fact, she also felt that the Fang family had too many unsatisfactory things recently, and it was good to be able to use joy to rush bad luck.

On the day when Fang De and Ouyang Sihai came back, except for Erniang Blue Silk Thread, almost all the people in the family went to the dock to pick up Fang De and Ouyang Sihai, including Fang Shiyu, Fang Xiaoyu, Yan Yongchun, Hong Xiguan, Hu Dedi, and Bai Anfu.

The ship hadn't docked yet, and Yongning couldn't help but stand on the bow of the boat and look at the shore.

Seeing her like this, Fang De couldn't help but ask, "What are you looking at again?"

Yongning said without looking back: "Of course, it depends on whether my juniors don't pick me up?"

"You juniors?" Fang De was stunned when he heard this.

"We are brothers, of course your son has to call me aunt, even your two concubines have to call me aunt. ”

Fang De nodded: "That's true, but if you want to be an elder of others, you have to be prepared to break the bank." ”

"It's okay, it's okay, it's just a little money, what I have is silver," Yongning said indifferently: "At home, I am the eldest, but I didn't expect to be a generation older here, and finally there is a generation younger than me." ”

Han Wuniang discouraged her enthusiasm: "The problem is that you know who they are, what if they don't recognize you as an elder?"

"If you don't recognize me, I will let him cut him. ”

Fang De smiled: "The problem is that that bastard boy in my family sometimes doesn't even listen to me." ”

Yongning was stunned when he heard this: "Who dragged him like this? You don't even listen to Lao Tzu's words, do you want me to help you cut him?"

Fang De smiled: "Xiaoyu is okay, but our family Shiyu is simply a little devil star, I heard from the four seas, they are already Wu Gongsheng of the imperial court, you cut them, don't let them cut back, thank God." ”

As soon as Fang De's words were finished, Ouyang Sihai was already on the side and said, "How can there be a person in this world who talks like you about your son, your son has not been taught well, don't you have any responsibility at all?"

Fang De was immediately blocked by her words, and after a while before he said, "I didn't teach them kung fu?"

Ouyang Sihai gave him a big roll of his eyes: "What's the use of you saying this in front of me, I didn't teach them kung fu, it was Uncle E and Master Miao who taught them kung fu, if you have the courage to go to them, is it useful to put the family master's score in front of us?" Then she said to Yongning: "And you, don't be idle here, among us people, you have the most luggage, and you sell so many snacks and clothes along the way, and you have two big suitcases stuffed with just your clothes, I think you will be able to carry it?"

Yongning smiled and said: "It's okay, it's okay, I have so many juniors and a few boxes or something, no matter how much I can take it." ”

Fang De suddenly did not

Fang De smiled bitterly: "Let me tell them, isn't that a ride for nothing?"