Chapter 85: Han Wu Niang's Box

After the boat docked, the first one to get off the boat was naturally Yongning, only to see her walking to Miao Cuihua with high ambitions, and Ma Yumei said with a big grin in front of her: "You are my brother's two talented women, I am your husband's brother Dongfang Yongning, hurry up and call me uncle." ”

But what she didn't expect was that Ma Yumei and Miao Cuihua ignored her nakedly: "It's strange to ignore you!"

The two of them directly greeted Fang De and Ouyang Sihai, who were getting off the boat.

"How do you drag it? How dare you ignore me? Look back at how I cleaned you up. ”

Then she stopped Fang Shiyu, Fang Xiaoyu, Hong Xiguan, Yan Yongchun, Bai Anfu, Hu Dedi, and Li Jinlun, who were about to step forward: "I am your brother's brother, hurry up and call uncle, don't you hear it, otherwise I will let your father cut your ass." ”

Hearing her words, Fang Xiaoyu was stunned: "You are my father's brother?"

"Of course," Yongning's chest was very high, "If you don't believe it, you can ask your father." ”

Fang Xiaoyu wanted to continue, Yan Wing Chun had already grabbed him: "Don't listen to her nonsense, she is simply a woman disguised as a man, how can she be your father's brother, obviously came here to take advantage of us." ”

Yongning wanted to say more, but Fang Shiyu had already put her aside: "Good dog, don't stop us from picking up my father and aunt." ”

Then he had taken the lead in walking directly to his father and Ouyang Sihai, then Yan Wing Chun, Hong Xiguan Hu Dedi, Li Jinlun, Bai Anfu, and Fang Xiaoyu walked at the back, he took two steps but stopped, and asked Yongning: "You won't really be my father's brother." ”

Yongning, who was gorgeously ignored by everyone, felt a sense of loss in her heart, but after hearing Fang Xiaoyu's voice, she couldn't help but raise her head again and puffed up her chest: "Of course, if you don't believe it, go ask your father and your aunt." ”

Fang Xiaoyu smiled embarrassedly: "My brothers are sometimes just bastards, let your aunt laugh." ”

Yongning was very happy: "My name is Yongning, what is your name?"

"Fang Xiaoyu!"

"Fang Xiaoyu?" Yongning's eyes widened: "You are a young man who has been in the limelight in Hangzhou Mansion recently, I heard Sister Sihai say it." ”

Fang Xiaoyu smiled embarrassedly: "It's just luck, let your aunt laugh." ”

Yongning suddenly smiled: "There are a lot of lifters in the Qing Dynasty, but it's the first time I've seen a lifter who is less than fifteen years old." ”

Fang Xiaoyu still wanted to say more, but at this time, Yan Wing Chun had already walked back, pulled Fang Xiaoyu and turned around and left: "Let's go, go and see Uncle Fang, I really don't know what you have to say to a tomboy, I can tell you, strangers are terrible now, you have to remember, don't talk to strangers in the future, save people from selling, and count the money for others." ”

Fang Xiaoyu hesitated and said, "I feel that she may really be Dad's brother." ”

"What, do you really want to have another little elder on your head?" Yan Wing Chun said angrily: "Even if it's true, we must resolutely deny it, you must resolutely learn from your eldest brother and them, you know no, if you are disobedient, see how I clean you up." ”

While they were talking, Ma Yumei and Miao Cuihua had already caught up with Fang De, Ouyang Sihai and Han Wuniang, who were getting off the boat.

Seeing Han Wuniang, the two of them muttered in their hearts, Xianggong shouldn't have found another sister for them, they didn't want another woman in the family to compete with them for favor, although they were muttering in their hearts, they still stepped forward to greet them very affectionately: "Xianggong, eldest sister, you have worked hard along the way, we will help you with your luggage." One by one, they took the suitcases from Fang De and Ouyang Sihai respectively: "Aren't you tired on the way?"

"Impolite guy, I don't know how to greet the guests when I see them, I'll introduce you to two guests," Fang De introduced Han Wuniang to Miao Cuihua and Ma Yumei: "This is Han Wuniang's eldest sister Han, known as the fairy in the rivers and lakes, right, what about that guy in Yongning?"

Ouyang Sihai smiled and said, "That's not it, she's greeting our son." ”

Then she shouted at Yongning: "Yongning, come here." ”

Yongning, who was a little lost when he was left aside by Yan Wing Chun and Fang Xiaoyu, hurriedly ran over when he heard this: "Come on, come on." ”

At this moment, Miao Cuihua and Ma Yumei, including Fang Shiyu, Fang Xiaoyu, Hong Xiguan, Hu Dedi, Li Jinlun, Bai Anfu, and Yan Yongchun, are all standing in front of Fang De, Ouyang Sihai, Han Wuniang, and Yongning: "One of these two is Han Wuniang, a famous woman in the rivers and lakes, known as the Amazing Immortal Ji, and the other is your father-in-law or Lao Tzu's sworn brother Dongfang Yongning, what about them, if you want to live in our house for a long time, don't be rude to me." ”

Fang Shiyu immediately came over with a smile and greeted Han Wuniang: "Aunt Han, I'm Fang Shiyu, if you need our service in the future, you can find me directly, they all listen to me, now I'll help you carry your luggage." ”

Han Wuniang hurriedly said: "No, no, it's better for me to come by myself, my box is very heavy." ”

"Joke, how much a box can weigh, I'm born with divine powers. ”

As he spoke, he had already gone to get Han Wuniang's suitcase.

Han Wuniang said cautiously: "Then be careful, I'll let it go." ”

"Isn't it just a box, can't I still lift it?"

As Han Wuniang let go, Fang Shiyu only felt that the box suddenly became very heavy, as heavy as a thousand pounds, and suddenly fell to the ground.

Yongning sneered on the side: "You are also born with divine power, what about the little overlord of Hangzhou, you can't even hold a box, not even a woman, I think you just changed your name to soft-footed shrimp." ”

Fang Shiyu suddenly felt very faceless: "People have misses, horses have stumbled, haven't I been unprepared?"

He went up to the box again.

But the box was like it had taken root, and he couldn't lift it to the ground.

Yongning said disdainfully: "The soft-footed shrimp is dumbfounded." ”

"Let yourself do it yourself. ”

Han Wuniang lifted her suitcase again, as light as nothing.

Fang Shiyu was a little dumbfounded, Han Wuniang had so much strength, the box he couldn't lift was as light as nothing in other people's hands.

"Soft-footed shrimp see it, she is just a woman, neither born with divine power, nor is it a Hangzhou Xiaobawang, and then I will call you soft-footed shrimp. ”

"Okay, don't make trouble, there are still a few boxes on the boat, Shiyu and Xiaoyu will help my aunt carry them down. ”

Fang Shiyu, Fang Xiaoyu, Hong Xiguan, Li Jinlun, Hu Dedi, Bai Anfu hurriedly agreed, and followed Yongning on the boat to pick up the boxes, there are a lot of boxes on the ship, there are three Yongning and boxes alone, when they lifted the boxes off the ship, there was only Yim Wing Chun left on the dock, seeing that they were all struggling to get off the boat with a mouthful of boxes, Yan Wing Chun was really a little dumbfounded: "So many boxes." ”

Fang Shiyu smiled bitterly: "I have already ordered, there are a total of eight boxes, one for each of us." ”

Yan Wing Chun's mouth pursed: "Don't count me, the box is not mine, I won't mention it." ”

Then she walked away like a proud peacock alone.

Fang Shiyu turned his gaze to Fang Xiaoyu: "One person and one box, you have no opinion, right?"

Fang Xiaoyu nodded.

"Good brother, you can get it over there in Wing Chun. Then he said to Hong Xiguan and others: "One person has a box, and he will leave if he picks it up." ”

Hong Xiguan, Emperor Hu Dedi, Bai Anfu, and Li Jinlun each carried a box to flash people, and in an instant, Fang Xiaoyu, Yongning and the three boxes were lost at the dock, as for Yan Wing Chun, who had already left without a figure, looking at the three boxes, Yongning couldn't help but feel a little worried: "Dead Xiaoyu, who asked you to promise them, I'll see what you do, I can't lift these boxes." ”

Fang Xiaoyu smiled and said, "Don't worry, I have a way, you look at the box, I'll go back when I go." ”

Yongning hurriedly said, "You can't leave me alone." ”

"How is it possible? You are my aunt and my elder, how could I leave you alone and slip away?" Fang Xiaoyu replied: "In this world, there is a means of transportation called a carriage, even if there are many boxes, it can be moved. ”

Yongning suddenly smiled: "Smart, or my little nephew is smart, why didn't you think of it." ”

Fang Xiaoyu said with a smile: "What kind of character is my aunt, she is a big person who presides over the overall situation, and this kind of brain-using physical work is naturally handed over to Xiaoyu." ”

"It makes sense, I have a reward for my little aunt," Yongning stretched out his hand and threw a silver ingot to Fang Xiaoyu: "Take it and hire a car, and I will reward you for the rest." ”

Fang Xiaoyu looked at the silver ingots and was a little stunned: "It's enough to hire only a few eldest sons, auntie, you give too much, such a silver ingot is almost enough to catch up with my pocket money for a year." “

Yongning said very generously: "Since you are willing to call me an aunt, when your aunt will naturally protect you, aunt and I have nothing else, but this money is a lot, if you are tight, open your mouth to my aunt as soon as possible, as for those rude guys, let them die." “

"Then Xiaoyu is grateful to my aunt. “

"You're welcome, you go and come back quickly. “

So when Fang Shiyu, Hong Xiguan, Hu Dedi, Li Jinlun, and Bai Anfu were tired and panting with their suitcases and resting on the side of the road, an open-top car drove in front of them, although they didn't know the driver who drove the car, they still recognized Xiaoyu and Yongning at a glance from the top of the car, and what was even more hateful was that they were tired and panting like cattle here, but they sat in the car and ate a Jinhua ham sausage.

"It seems to be Xiaoyu?"

It was Yim Wing Chun who said this.

"It's not like it is, and it's simply it," Fang Shiyu smiled bitterly: "You said how could he think of hiring a car, we can't think of it." ”

Yan Wing Chun's eyelids rolled when he heard this: "You still have money, I just got into the water in my head to be with you, otherwise I should have them sitting in the car and eating ham sausage together, instead of walking on two legs." ”

As they spoke, they saw that the car in front of them had slowed down.

Fang Shiyu's eyes suddenly lit up: "The car is stopped, chase after it." ”

So they ran together with the suitcases and chased the car.

But just as they were about to catch up, the convertible began to run again, and the dust was so high and high that they were covered in dust.

Yan Wing Chun was so angry that he felt like he was about to vomit blood, "Die Xiaoyu, you dare to play tricks on me, there is a kind of you don't let me catch it, let me catch it, I have to beat you!"

Along the way, a few of them have been chasing the car, but they have never caught up, what makes people angry is that they are slow, the car in front is also slow, they stop, the car in front also stops, they chase, the car runs fast, as if playing a game of hide and seek with them, so angry that Yan Wing Chun smokes, originally she and Xiaoyu are together, should be comfortable sitting in the car, but now she is following the convertible behind the smoke and eating soil, eating soil and swallowing tobacco.

When they arrived at the city gate, they were already exhausted and sweating, but at this moment, they saw the car parked next to the tea shed on the side of the road, and Fang Xiaoyu and Yongning were sitting in the tea shed drinking a big bowl of tea.

Seeing this situation, Yim Wing Chun was angry: "Die Xiaoyu, if I don't beat you, I'm not Yan Wing Chun." ”

Fang Shiyu immediately expressed his full support: "I support you, this kid actually let us swallow tobacco and eat soil in the back, we should teach him a lesson, you can beat him as much as you want, I will never stop him, if necessary, I will help you hold down his hands and feet." ”

"I want you to talk more," and then Yan Wing Chun strode into the tea shed and said to Fang Xiaoyu: "Dead Xiaoyu, you dare to trick me with outsiders, let me swallow tobacco and eat soil in the back, don't you have itchy skin?"

Then her fist was raised, wanting to hit Fang Xiaoyu, but as soon as her hand was raised, Yongning grabbed her raised hand: "That crazy woman from here, she dares to beat people here, believe it or not, let people send you to the madhouse." ”

"Crazy woman, you say I'm a crazy woman?"

Yim Wing Chun's nose was almost crooked.

Yongning said eloquently: "Hitting people casually is not what a crazy woman is." ”

After speaking, she turned to Fang Shiyu and the others and said: "Since you know that she is crazy, you should let her stay at home, how can you let her come out to destroy the stability and unity of society and the prosperity and stability of the market, and you still don't take her back." ”

Yan Wing Chun's apricot eyes widened: "There is a kind of you letting go." ”

"Don't let it go, although you are a crazy woman, you are also a very standard crazy woman, and Young Master Ben just caught you back to warm the bed. ”

"You're looking for death. Yim Wing Chun withdrew his hand and hit Wing Ning.

Yongning returned the fight, and the two fought together like butterflies.

Hong Xiguan asked Fang Shiyu worriedly: "They won't have an accident, right?" ”

"It's okay, their martial arts are only half a catty or eight taels at most, no one can hurt anyone, and they will stop when they are tired after a while. ”

Sure enough, as Fang Shiyu said, Yim Wing Chun and Yongning each made seven moves, and no one took advantage of it, so they stopped.

"Why do you meddle with me? ”

"Why, Xiaoyu is my junior, just call me aunt by him, his business is my business, I won't allow you to use your hands on him in the future, otherwise I will send you to the madhouse. ”

Yim Wing Chun was furious: "I'll beat you together." ”

This time she used Shaolin boxing.

"Shaolin boxing. ”

Yongning recognized her martial arts at a glance: "I'll teach you a good one today, the world's martial arts are not only Shaolin." ”

"That's even more instructive. ”

"If you don't get it, you won't be able to. ”

Yongning shot again, this time her Karate won by Toshi.

Karate was originally created by the Japanese generation of martial arts master Kamiji Wanxiong combined with Shaolin martial arts, eliminating many flashy things in Shaolin martial arts, making the moves more simple and powerful, close to actual combat, on martial arts Yan Wing Chun is indeed above Yongning, but Yongning This kind of martial arts she has never seen, and was immediately hit by a mistake, and after a few moves, she grabbed Yan Wing Chun by the shoulders and threw her to the ground.

Fang Shiyu was dumbfounded: "She can also wrestle." ”

"What wrestling, it's judo. ”

Yongning was very proud.

But she was happy too early, and then she was swept to the ground by a whirlwind on the spot by Yan Wing Chun and swept to the ground.

As soon as Yongning fell, Fang Shiyu and Hong Xiguan ran over to protect Yongning and blocked Yan Yongchun: "Don't be angry, don't be angry, everyone is their own person, he is still our elder, if she is injured, we will be miserable." ”

Yan Wing Chun was furious: "He beat me, you are watching the excitement from the sidelines, you can't beat me, you will come to pull the sidelines." ”

Fang Shiyu didn't dare to offend Yan Wing Chun, offended this one, and their lives would be sad in the future: "You also know, she is my father's sworn brother, even we have to call him a little aunt, do you say we dare to offend her, in case he sues in front of my father, we will be miserable, as for you, you are all your own people, it doesn't matter if your own people suffer a little grievance, we will take turns to treat ...... next month"

Yan Wing Chun was extremely angry, gave Fang Shiyu a fierce kick, and then turned his gaze to Fang Xiaoyu: "Who are you listening to?"

Fang Xiaoyu was just about to finish speaking, Yongning had already pulled him: "Don't talk to her, you are only allowed to listen to me alone in the future, as long as you are obedient, a small silver ingot every month, if you are disobedient, I will take back the small silver ingot immediately." “

Fang Xiaoyu was a little embarrassed: "Everyone is their own person, there is no need to be so stiff, right?"

"One mountain can't tolerate two tigers, have you heard of it, if you don't care about it, it's okay, let him call me the boss. “

Yongning is justifiable.

Yan Wing Chun was stunned when he heard it: "Call you the boss?"

"Of course, I have the highest rank here, of course you have to listen to me, otherwise I will go back and complain to you Lao Tzu, saying that you are bullying me......"

Fang Shiyu said on the side: "Of course it's okay to listen to you, it's okay if you want to be the boss, the question is what good is it for us to listen to you?"

"Benefits?" Yongning suddenly smiled: "It's no problem if you want benefits, the last thing your aunt lacks is money, as long as you call me a good sound, the benefits are naturally indispensable to you, as long as you are honest and obedient, everyone has a small ingots every month." ”

Fang Shiyu's eyes immediately lit up: "Thank you, little aunt, and you don't call me little aunt soon." ”

"An aunt is an aunt, why add a small word. ”

Fang Shiyu said with a smile: "Although you are our elder, you are about the same age as us, and more importantly, little aunt, you are as beautiful as a flower, and you are born beautiful, if you are called aunt, you will be called old, or it is more appropriate to call you little aunt." ”

Yongning was moved to hear it: "Okay, you will all call me little aunt in the future." ”

Fang Shiyu immediately greeted everyone: "What are you doing there, hurry up and give a salute to my little aunt." ”

Yan Wing Chun was very angry and gave Fang Shiyu a kick directly: "A group of unrighteous guys, I will ignore you." Then she walked away without looking back.

As soon as she left, Fang Shiyu turned to Yongning and patted her ass: "...... The side of the little aunt just now, and that fall, is really beautiful, what kind of kung fu is it?"

"My aunt uses judo and karate. ”

Fang Xiaoyu said on the side.

"It seems to be very powerful, can you teach us?"

"If you want to learn, no problem, if you make me happy, let alone karate, I will teach you even if you are in the palm of King Kong. ”

"Mighty King Kong Palm, little aunt, will you still Shaolin Mighty King Kong Palm?"

Fang Shiyu's eyes immediately lit up, the powerful King Kong palm was a top-notch stunt in Shaolin, much better than his Shaolin Luohan Fist and Li Xiaohuan's chain legs.

Yongning said angrily: "You are your aunt, have my years been in vain?"

"No," Fang Shiyu added: "Little aunt is mighty." ”