Chapter 535: Chapter 526: The Legendary Pill
"Don't worry, father...... There is a way that marriage is destined, and this one is not in a hurry...... Don't be sad, my mother left early, leaving us father and son to depend on each other...... Although the family has never been rich and noble, it is the father and the son who are filial piety, and the brothers are united in their hearts, and they always work together with their hearts and strengths! There is no distraction at all!" Hearing his father suddenly talk about his mother, who died early, Zhang Dalang's eyes suddenly moistened, and he smiled forcefully: "If I and Erlang are married, it will be lively on the surface, but in fact, it is still a little unpredictable when you think about it carefully...... The two brothers and daughters-in-law who married each other are strangers who can't beat each other, and if the two concubines can't get together in the end, it is inevitable that they will have their own ideas in their hearts...... There are thousands of things in daily life, and it is inevitable that there will be bumps and bumps...... Even if they barely survive a year and a half together, they still have to make trouble...... In the end, it must be a separate ending...... Since then, it has been the sunrise in the northeast and the rain in the west, and the strong family affection between our father and son has been tossed and weakened in vain! So, if I can't meet a reasonable woman in my life...... Then I'd rather just keep the status quo! What are you afraid of beating a bachelor? At least the person who beats a bachelor won't be blinded! What? Why? Ahem! Because you can't rub sand in your eyes!"
It's messed up!
"That's what you say...... But it's not a way for you and Erlang to always fight singles! Dare to love the youth that the eight years of prosperity have delayed for you, and you are all in your thirties now! But we can't put it off any longer! Well, not only do we have to think about it, but we also have to think about it quickly! My body is not as good as a year...... What if one day suddenly your eyes are closed and your legs kick...... When you get over there and see your mother...... I can't explain!" Although Zhang Dalang tried his best to persuade him, Zhang Xuexue was still worried.
"Father, don't worry, every family has a difficult scripture to read...... Compared with those difficult scriptures in other people's homes, our scriptures are not easy to read! There is a golden house in the book, and there is Yan Ruyu in the book...... If you can't find your daughter-in-law, what are you afraid of! Our family runs a bookstore, so grab a handful of them...... Not only is there countless gold and silver in the book, but all the women in it are Yan Ruyu's......" Seeing his father's face full of sadness, Zhang Dalang suddenly became anxious, and a word of persuasion that he didn't pay attention to became fuel to the fire!
"Oh my God, I said, why can't you two find your daughter-in-law...... It turned out that it was all the bookstore's fault...... What's the use of having Yan Ruyu in your eyes? It's all the moon in the well, and the flowers in the water! I burned down this bookstore as soon as possible...... Tomorrow we will start selling pork!" Zhang Xuexue said without tears.
It turns out that Zhang Xuezhu still has a plan in his heart! Although he now has two choices: selling pork and growing cabbage...... But it takes a long time to grow cabbage, and it's completely too late now, but it's completely too late to sell pork! Tomorrow morning, I will go out of the city to collect a pig...... When you come back, you can open a business as long as you get up and down!
It doesn't matter if you don't grow cabbage, we can protect those cabbages...... Isn't it said that those pigs like to arch cabbage? Phew! We will start killing pigs tomorrow! We must kill a few more pigs, and we must leave a few more good cabbages for the world!
It's messed up!
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"What kind of pork do you sell?" Zhang Dalang was stunned for a moment, but fortunately, he had a free and easy personality, and he was only a little surprised in his heart, and then smiled: "Don't worry, although I like to read books when I am fine, but Erlang doesn't read much! He has a somewhat wild temperament, and he likes to wander outside since he was a child...... Now that Ye Dashao has brought him up, maybe he will find a handsome daughter-in-law for you outside in two days!"
"Oops! As soon as you say that, I become more and more worried! There are a lot of routines outside, and Erlang is a stunned young man again...... What if I am deceived by those bad women outside!" This is not, that is not good, Zhang Xueyu suddenly became worried again: "Before he went out this time, I was in his ear with a thousand instructions, ten thousand instructions...... The outside world is wonderful, and the outside world is helpless...... The woman out there is not a good stubble! I don't know if he has it in mind...... What if he brings back an unknown ...... from outside one day That's good!"
"If so...... Aunt Li next door is still good, and they are neighbors who know each other well...... Although Aunt Li was born tall and stout...... But doing business and housework are all extremely clean and neat! No one is perfect! We can't ask others not only to look like fairies, but also to go down to the kitchen every day to skewer balls! Well, let's not talk about anything else, let's just talk about the skewer balls...... You don't know...... Aunt Li's balls are really good!" Zhang Dalang suddenly said thoughtfully.
"What? What did you say? What kind of string of balls?" Zhang Xueyu was stunned for a moment, as if he had been hit head-on by a thunderbolt on a sunny day...... What's the situation? Not only has Erlang fallen for other people's tricks in the family now, but why has Da Lang also begun to like to eat skewers? He was so shocked that he couldn't close his mouth, and he trembled and said: "Wait a minute! When have you ever eaten Aunt Li's skewers? Did Aunt Li secretly send you a bowl of skewers when I was not at home? Phew! That Aunt Li turned out to be a greedy snake swallowing elephant, she just skewered a few balls in clear soup, why do you still want to kill my two sons in one go? Phew! From tomorrow onwards, I won't go to any teahouses! I sit in front of the store every day with a cane...... If anyone dares to come to my house to deliver a skewer of balls, I will raise my crutches and give her a fat beating first!"
It's messed up!
"Ahem! Where did you think of it!It's a bowl of skewers of meatballs that Jiro brought back from the house next door before...... You have always been afraid of the Li family's meatballs like a tiger in your heart, and naturally he doesn't dare to let you see the bowl of skewers! He has hidden it from you, but he wants me to taste it too...... It's hard to resist the enthusiasm, so I had to eat a few ......" Zhang Dalang shook his head and smiled bitterly: "The skewer of meatballs made by Aunt Li is clear, the meatballs are full, and it is accompanied by a few slices of green vegetables...... It's like a big pearl in a lotus leaf pond...... When eaten in the mouth, it is refreshing and not greasy, and it is full of fragrance...... Ahem, no wonder Jiro likes to eat...... Even if the Li family doesn't kill pigs in the future, they can still make a lot of money by relying on Aunt Li's string of balls......! In fact, I drank that bowl of meatball soup into my stomach at all!"
"......" Zhang Xuexue was speechless for a moment...... It turns out that it's all the balls that cause trouble! The style of the family is simple, and the two sons are naturally really duty-bound, and after eating other people's balls, they remember other people's good in their hearts...... Ahem! How else can we say that honest people are easy to be deceived by others! How can the two of them not know the thick and black truth of crossing the river and demolishing the bridge? Being a man sometimes can't be too honest! Hmph! Just take 10,000 steps back and eat the Li family's balls...... The people of the Li family can't stay! Even if Aunt Li sent a legendary sugar-coated cannonball...... Sugar-coated we can unceremoniously feed her, and the shells must be thrown back to her intact!
It's a mess!