Chapter 534: Chapter 525: The Legendary Routine
After a period of noisy noise, Zhang Xuejiu finally won in the chaos, and finally rushed out of the crowd of thousands of troops and horses out of breath, but he was out of breath in just a few steps...... But fortunately, in the end, I finally returned to my bookstore without missing arms and legs!
Looking back, there are thorns.
Looking back, my eyes are hazy with tears!
Phew! Whether it's thorny or teary-eyed, it's good to go home, and you'll be a hero when you come home!
I'm in charge of my territory!
There is no suspense, the bookstore is empty and only Zhang Dalang is a shopkeeper...... Good guy, I don't know if I don't look at it, I'm scared when I see it...... It turns out that the problem of the legendary Zhangjia bookstore is not that there are many birds, but that there are no birds in the door...... There wasn't even a single customer who bought a book!
Zhang Dalang was walking up and down the store alone at this time, he was of medium height, thin in stature, and his robe looked a little empty like their bookstore...... Although he is over thirty years old, there is always a calm and indifferent bookish atmosphere between his eyebrows...... Ahem! What's wrong with the bookshop? The master is among the people, and although the bookshop will not be prosperous and rich, it is a genuine reading seed!
The old scholar looked at his family's inaccessible small bookstore, and then looked at the long queue in front of the Li family's shop next to him to buy pork...... People have to die more than people, and goods have to be thrown away...... Look around the four walls of the rows of bookshelves, one book after another...... The old pedant couldn't help but sigh and was speechless for a long time...... No...... Although he was speechless, a demonic evil voice involuntarily sounded in his ears...... There is no end to the sky...... No, let's start selling pork tomorrow too!
It's messed up!
Phew, since there are many people in the world who sell dog meat with sheep's heads...... Then why can't I open a bookstall and sell pork!
Well, don't say it, although the interlaced lines are like mountains, but the business strategy is always the same! If you want to come to our house, you will definitely be handy in selling pork! What? What do you say? What kind of business strategy? cough! I don't know if Lao Li's pork has been injected with water...... But our books are definitely not watery! It doesn't matter whether we run pork or books...... The key is not to fill with water!
The key is to speak with a conscience!
Tomorrow our family will also go outside the city to collect a pig and come back to test the water, and say that we will compete with the Lao Li family! Say whatever we want to fight with the Lao Li family! Phew! Scholars don't bend their waists for five buckets of rice...... The main thing is that in the future, we can also eat our own pork, and we will never eat their old Li's skewers again!
Isn't it great to have a few pieces of pork at home? I wanted to use a few pieces of pork to trick my little son away...... No way!
Phew, other people skewered meatballs with pork, and the big girl next door skewered meatballs and wanted to skewer my youngest son away...... Make your spring and autumn dreams!
Isn't it just a routine? Who wouldn't? Although the little old man didn't like to play routines before...... But you have to figure it out, just because I didn't like playing routines before doesn't mean I can't play routines!
It's two different things!
It's messed up!
......
sat on the chair and rested for a long time, then took the tea that Zhang Dalang politely handed over and drank a few sips...... It turns out that scholars are also good at acting...... The old scholar drank tea slowly and methodically in the teahouse every day...... I didn't expect that after returning to my home, I would pour it down!
It's not that I'm an old man, I'm not graceful, in fact, it's all about making that uneducated Li Tuzi angry!
"Father, what's wrong with you today? Not only is your whole body doused like a soup...... Well, it seems that he is still arguing with people and is angry, why did he come back with a red face?" Zhang Dalang asked curiously.
"Hmph! Except for the Li Tuzi next to me, who else can I quarrel with and be angry!" Zhang Xuexue was suddenly angry, and even remembered the importance of string balls, and hurriedly said: "Da Lang, when I am not at home, you can't say anything to ask for the old Li family's string of balls! You can't ask for any of them! There is no good wine, there is no good banquet, that Aunt Li has a string of balls in her hand, but she is thinking about secretly stringing your brother away! There are many routines, and people's hearts are unpredictable...... Who would have thought that the fragrant skewers of balls would eventually become a routine for skewers!"
"......" Zhang Dalang was also a natural and honest person, and he was speechless for a moment, blinking his eyes for a long time, and then whispered: "If you want to say that Aunt Li has that meaning to Erlang in her heart...... I can also see a little bit of this...... However, between men and women in the world, it is like Zhou Yu beating Huang Gai, what is particular is that one is willing to fight and the other is willing to suffer...... Now Aunt Li has made it clear that she is a ...... who is willing to send skewers of balls And it's hard to say whether Erlang is willing to eat meatballs...... The key to this matter is not in us, but in Erlang's heart! He is a big living person, if he doesn't want to...... Who can skewer him away! There are no such long bamboo skewers in the world!"
"Ahem! What is your younger brother like, don't you know that you are the eldest brother? Erlang has been a gluttonous since he was a child! Even if he doesn't want to be good with Aunt Li in his heart...... But when he saw fragrant, hot meatballs in his eyes...... I'm afraid that the Heavenly King and Lao Tzu will be thrown out of the clouds by him!" Zhang Xuexue shook his head and smiled bitterly.
"Fathers and mothers in the world love little ...... Mother left early...... Erlang has been gluttonous since he was a child, isn't it what you are used to?" Zhang Dalang was amused in his heart, but he carefully agreed: "Well, I know! After Erlang comes back tonight, you and I will ask him what he thinks! Don't care what routine the other party uses...... No matter how she hollows out her mind, I stand tall and immovable, and the last person to make the decision has to be Erlang himself! Okay or not, I have to give a happy word! It's a small matter to delay the string of pills, but don't delay the youth of Aunt Li!"
That's it...... Ahem! What is okay or not? Why are you confused now? If you say no, you can't do it! Yes or no! There are only 10,000 things that can't work, but none of them can do it!" Zhang Xuezhu's face was full of anger at first, and then there was a thick layer of sadness: "Your mother left early...... She looked at me with tears in her eyes as she left...... When you both grow up, you will marry a good daughter-in-law who is handsome...... Although our family is not a wealthy family, it is also less than the top and more than the bottom in the capital...... So I've been thinking about marrying a daughter-in-law with a good birth and appearance for the two of you...... I didn't expect that it has always been high and low, and in the end I delayed the two of you! It's not that I'm old-fashioned, although the girl of the Li family has a cheerful personality and quick hands and feet, there is nothing to say about doing business and housework...... But the appearance is a little sorry for the audience...... Alas, I don't know if I don't look for it, and I'm shocked when I look for it...... Finding a daughter-in-law for a son is sometimes like buying cabbage in the vegetable market...... The good ones have long been picked up, and the bad ones are piled up there and no one cares...... Why is it so difficult to find a good cabbage? No, tomorrow our family will not open a bookstore, and we will be able to plant cabbage instead! In the future, I will no longer be called Zhang Xuexue, but will be called Zhang Yuanzi Zhang...... It's the old man in the vegetable garden!"
Just now, there are already the legendary towns of Kansai and Luti...... Now there is another vegetable garden, Zhang Qing...... It's a mess!
That's not right! Wait a minute! Don't worry! Let me ask in a whisper...... Do you want to sell pork or grow cabbage tomorrow? Can you give a letter to you? You can't just look around for a while...... You're turning things upside down, and you're changing your order...... I can't even write about this!
It's messed up!