At the foot of the rotten peach mountain, a thin monkey with a despised body and a thin face, less than four feet, was looking around, his eyes were smart.

Over the years, I have visited the mountains and roads, walked through countless famous mountains and rivers, but unfortunately I have never found the real immortals, even so I still do not change my belief in my heart.

Be sure to learn the art of immortality, and then return to Huaguo Mountain to make all the monkeys and monkeys immortal.

The Monkey King had just entered the mountain and was looking east and west on the road when he suddenly heard the sound of someone singing in the depths of the woods.

"Watching chess is rotten, logging Ding Ding, and the clouds are in the valley. Selling salaries and drinking, laughing wildly and cultivating himself. The path is high in autumn, and the pine roots of the moon pillow are bright in the sky.

Recognize the old forest, climb the cliff and cross the ridge, and break the withered vine with an axe. Harvest into a load, in the song market, easy rice three liters. There is no competition, and the price is mediocre. will not be cunning, no honor and disgrace, and will prolong life calmly. Everywhere they meet, they are not immortals, they are Taoists, and they sit quietly and talk about "Yellow Court". ”

The Monkey King was overjoyed when he heard the woodcutter's singing, thinking that he had been in the world for more than ten years, learning the knowledge of the human race, and feeling that the woodcutter was absolutely extraordinary from the woodcutter's singing.

immediately caught up with him, and shouted in his mouth: "The old fairy stays...... The old fairy stayed. ”

When he caught up with the woodcutter chopping wood, he knelt down and buckled his head endlessly.

"Ask the old gods to teach me the art of immortality. ”

"I'm not a fairy!" the woodcutter dressed as Lu Yan smiled and shook his head.

The Monkey King didn't believe it, and opened his mouth and said: "Where we meet, if you are not an immortal, you are the way, sit quietly and talk about "Huang Ting", "Huang Ting" is a moral mantra, what is it if you are not a god?"

He has also studied a lot of Taoist scriptures in the world for more than ten years, and although he doesn't know much about it, he can still understand some of it.

How could an ordinary woodcutter know such a Taoist scripture as "Huang Ting", it must be an old immortal who was testing him.

"I heard this song by chance in the mountains, and if you want to learn from a master, I know a neighbor with great power. ”

Lu Yan introduced the Monkey King: "This mountain is called Lingtai Fangcun Mountain, there is a three-star cave of the oblique moon in the mountain, and there is a god in the cave, called Su Bodhi Patriarch." There are countless disciples of the patriarch who went out, and there are still thirty or forty people who have practiced from him. You follow that path, and go seven or eight miles south, and you will be his house. ”

The Monkey King is overjoyed, as long as he can find the real master, it doesn't matter who the master is.

Just as he was about to leave, his eyes purred, and he looked back and asked, "Since you know the position of the Bodhi Patriarch so well, why don't you go with me to learn a method of immortality and become an immortal?"

Lu Yan smiled dumbly, where is this to invite him to learn the Tao, obviously because he is afraid that he is an immortal, so he wants to take him to find it together, saving him from missing the opportunity.

The idol Monkey King in his previous life is really powerful, but in just a few words, he thought of all the possibilities and gave ways to deal with them.

However, it is naturally impossible for him to agree, and he still remembers that the three hundred capitals of Taoist poetry did not impress the patriarch of Su Bodhi.

A good horse doesn't eat back grass, and he doesn't want to humiliate himself again.

immediately refused, and explained: "I have a hard life, I was raised by my parents until I was eight or nine years old, and I didn't know what to do, unfortunately my father was lost, and my mother was widowed. There are no more brothers and sisters, just me, I have no choice but to serve in the morning and evening. Now the mother is old, and she doesn't dare to leave, so she can't practice. ”

Seeing the resoluteness of the woodcutter's refusal, the Monkey King felt a little disdain in his heart, if he could become an immortal, where would there be these troubles.

This woodcutter looks shrewd, but in fact he is very stupid, it seems that the woodcutter cannot be a fairy.

He immediately turned around and left, but was about to leave when he was stopped by the woodcutter.

"Monkey stop", waiting for the Monkey King to stop, Lu Yan asked solemnly: "Do you want to go to learn the Tao like this?"

"What else can you do if you don't do this?" the Monkey King was a little surprised.

Lu Yan shook his head and explained: "I think you are just a mortal fetus in the flesh, and the three-star cave of the slanting moon is a blessed land for immortals, do you have to eat, drink and Lazar in the mortal womb?

"How's that for good?"

The Monkey King suddenly realized that he really didn't expect this layer, and suddenly became anxious, he had seen the aversion of mortals to excrement in the world.

The three-star cave of the slanting moon is the immortal cave mansion, where will he let him pee on, if it is convenient for him, where can he still apprentice.

Immediately knelt on the ground and pleaded: "The old fairy help me, so that I can survive the disaster, and if I return from studying, I will repay the old fairy for his great kindness." ”

"This matter is simple", Lu Yan laughed, and said directly: "There is no thatched toilet in the three-star cave of the slanting moon, why don't you just bring a thatched toilet in?"

"How do you take the latrine, I can't move a latrine, can I?" the Monkey King cried and laughed.

"Haha, how can it be as difficult as you say, we already have a toilet here that we can carry around", Lu Yan smiled and took out a night pot from the burden behind him, and said: "We naturally carry it with us, otherwise where would we be convenient in the mountains?"

At first glance, it feels reasonable, but how does the Monkey King feel that something is wrong?

However, it is indeed quite convenient to bring a night pot over, but it is a little indecent to carry a night pot with you.

Seeing that the Monkey King hesitated, Lu Yan blinked his eyes and said, "The Immortal Cave Mansion is naturally not easy to carry with you, and those disciples will laugh at you." ”

After a pause, he continued: "Okay, since I met it, I'll help you again, I still have a few small night pots here, you can bring them over and bury them around the three-star cave of the slanting moon, so that it is much more convenient to go to the toilet whenever you want, and you don't have to carry it with you." ”

"Thank you, old fairy. ”

The Monkey King smiled, couldn't help scratching his ears and cheeks, and followed Lu Yan to a small wooden house at the foot of the mountain.

Sure enough, there are a lot of small night pots outside, narrow at the top and wide at the bottom, and the small ones are only bigger than the palm.

Hurriedly took dozens of night pots with a package, and then couldn't wait to say goodbye and leave.

Looking at his departing figure, the smile on Lu Yan's face became brighter and brighter, and he finally solved a matter on his mind.

"From the previous three above the mountain when Su Bodhi's attitude can be seen that he is not interested in himself at all, this time even if he follows Sun Wukong into the three-star cave of the slanting moon, the probability of the other party accepting him as an apprentice is also very low, rather than taking his own humiliation, it is better to take the initiative. ”

Lu Yan secretly thought that he had analyzed Su Bodhi's mentality, Sun Wukong belonged to the monkey who was greatly influenced by Su Bodhi, and he was obviously not caring about the land of the mountain gods.

It was probably influenced by Subodhi, so after thinking about it, I finally decided not to take risks.

After a long silence, Lu Yan's figure disappeared, and along with the wooden house at the foot of the mountain.

It is said that the Monkey King carried the package on his back in the mountain sunrise search, suddenly turned around, and saw a stone plaque standing at the head of the cliff, about three zhang more than high, eight feet wide, there is a line of ten big characters, it is "Lingtai Fangcun Mountain, oblique moon three-star hole".

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