Chapter 274: The Law Does Not Pass on Eight Ears
Standing in front of the Three-Star Cave of the Oblique Moon, the Monkey King hesitated a little, first took out two small night pots from the package, and dug two pits with his hands to bury the night pots in it.
Not long after, the gate of the cave opened, and out of it came a Taoist boy, about thirteen or fourteen years old, plump and handsome, with a strange appearance.
The boy came out and cried out, "Who is spreading the wilderness here?"
The Monkey King was startled, hurriedly jumped off the tree, stepped forward and bowed down and said, "The fairy child is above, I am a disciple who visits the Tao to find immortals, and I dare not go wild here." ”
"My master is preaching on the altar, and before he opened his mouth, he said that there are people in the outside world who are looking for immortals and visiting the Tao, let me come out to greet me, it turns out to be you, and come with me. ”
Dao Tong said, leading the excited Monkey King into the cave, and as the cave slowly closed, he could no longer peek inside.
In the bathroom, Lu Yan was staring at the vanity mirror, and inside it was the situation outside the three-star cave of the slanting moon.
With a frown on his brows and a contemplative expression, he went through the original plan in his mind one by one, and waited for all the clues to be sorted out before it was determined.
A smile slowly appeared on his face, and his gaze fell on the three-star hole of the oblique moon in the vanity mirror again.
According to the extension of the priesthood, the five miles around the toilet are in his senses, and since the Monkey King found the three-star cave of the oblique moon, the gate of the cave has appeared in the surveillance.
It's just that the gate of the cave house is very strange, and even the toilet at the door can't monitor the situation inside the cave.
"It seems that we can only wait slowly. ”
Lu Yan was helpless, and waited with peace of mind, there were so many night pots prepared for Sun Wukong, and there was always one that could play a role.
According to his brainwashing, Sun Wukong will definitely bury a night pot as a toilet in the three-star cave of the oblique moon, and this is his chance.
"According to the progress of the plot, Sun Wukong should also succeed in apprenticeship, but there are still seven years left before learning the seventy-two changes and somersault clouds!"
Lu Yan muttered in his mouth, he has time, just wait first.
While practicing, I waited, and after about two hours, a blurry picture appeared in the vanity mirror, and I could vaguely see the pavilion and buildings.
"Okay, it seems that Sun Wukong's prostate is not good, so he can't hold it up and want to pee. ”
Sun Wukong is the master who pees wherever he goes, and the Buddha's hands have peed, but the picture seems to be a combination of snowflakes and mosaics, and he can't see it clearly at all.
"It's a mosaic again!"
Lu Yan scolded secretly, he also understood what the situation was, the three-star cave of the slanting moon was relatively special, it could be said that it was independent of the space of the Rotten Peach Mountain, and it was normal for information transmission to be affected.
But this situation really affects him to peep, as a toilet god, peeping is his instinct, but he can't see the situation on the other side clearly, this feeling is really painful.
"There seems to be a way to see the mosaic a little bit more clearly!"
A flash of lightning flashed through Lu Yan's mind, and he didn't expect the way to deal with mosaics in his previous life.
Immediately squinting his eyes and looking in, the blurry image was finally clear.
The entrance is narrow in the cave, but there is a cave sky, a deep pavilion Qionglou, a pearl palace Beique, and an immortal family scene that cannot be said.
The caves are built in the place where the aura gathers, the aura condenses into a fog, the mist rises up, and a sip is equivalent to breathing in the outside world for a year.
Until the bottom of the Yaotai, I saw that the patriarch of Nasu Bodhi was sitting on the platform, and there were thirty little immortals standing under the stage on both sides.
Sun Wukong also sat on the futon, scratching his ears and cheeks and listening to the two questions, where could he sit because of his lively and active nature.
Look at the little immortals who accompanied the Tao, surrounded by various Qingyun, and the foundation should not be underestimated.
There is a vast amount of wisdom under the Su Bodhi Sect, and there are twelve words of true truth, Hai Ying, Wu Yuanjue, and Sun Wukong happens to be the tenth generation disciple.
However, Lu Yan quickly turned his attention to the preaching Su Bodhi, who possessed knowledge that he urgently lacked.
To reach his level, every move is not in line with the principles of heaven and earth, and you can learn a lot just by watching this person.
It's just that Lu Yan was soon disappointed, and Patriarch Su Bodhi did not start preaching, but instead asked Sun Wukong to lead Sun Wukong out of the second door and teach him to sprinkle and sweep to deal with and advance and retreat.
The next morning, he learned to be polite with all his senior brothers, preached the scriptures, learned words and burned incense, and did so every day. In his spare time, he swept the floor and hoeed the garden, raised flowers and repaired trees, looked for firewood to light fires, carried water and transported pulp, and all the things used were prepared.
"This is a civil and martial arts school, and in addition to learning martial arts, you also have to take cultural classes normally. ”
Lu Yan was thoughtful, Su Bodhi's move was well-intentioned.
Since the Bodhi Patriarch is his master, he must assume the responsibility of his parents, so he must teach him to be polite, righteous and honest, and be a monkey who abides by the moral standards and behavioral norms of the society.
This is to make Sun Wukong realize the importance of culture and educate him in an enlightened way, so that Sun Wukong can fade away from his wildness.
Sun Wukong benefited from these seven years of study, so he was able to easily face the ninety-nine eighty-one difficulties on the way to learn the scriptures, and he was able to get the help of nobles (immortals). Moreover, he was able to realize himself on the way to learn the scriptures, and finally achieved positive results and became a Buddha who defeated the Buddha.
It's just that this is hard for Lu Yan, he is a top student, do you need to go to kindergarten to learn again?
It's fun to watch for a while, and it's torture to watch more.
"It's not the way to go, it seems that we have to think of a stopgap solution. ”
Lu Yan got up and paced in the bathroom, muttering and recording the situation inside with the gossip jade, so as not to deduct some important information.
Subodhi is a fairy fart - extraordinary.
A single action or sentence can reveal a lot of information, so it is important to record it so that you can find time to review it in the future.
It's like taking an online class in your previous life, you can watch it after the screen is recorded, and there is no time limit anyway.
The god position of the fusion artifact computer can not only record, but also analyze what happens inside, and then integrate it into the knowledge reserve of the god position.
In this way, Lu Yan can cultivate with confidence, it is important to see Sun Wukong learn the Tao, but his own cultivation cannot be relaxed, this is the fundamental.
Sitting on the toilet, breathing in the aura and incense gathered from all over Dachu, the body and the soul Yin and Yang are the same practitioners, which is unspeakably comfortable.
After practicing for a while, a voice suddenly came from the toilet under the buttocks.
"Come on, be happy, have a lot of time anyway
Come on, love, there's a lot of foolishness anyway
Come on, wander, anyway, there are a lot of directions
Come on, pretentious, there's a lot of scenery anyway. ”
It was the music that came with the smart toilet to cover up the indecent sound when it was convenient, but Lu Yan stood up suddenly after hearing the prompt sound.
quickly walked to the dressing mirror, and sure enough, he saw Su Bodhi preparing to preach, and there were dense disciples sitting under the yaotai, and Sun Wukong was also on the scene.
"It seems that in addition to learning cultural knowledge, I will still teach some cultivation knowledge. ”
Lu Yan showed surprise on his face, stared intently at the dressing mirror, and waited patiently.
At this moment, Su Bodhi's voice suddenly came from the vanity mirror.
"The law does not pass on eight ears"
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