Volume 2 Bewitched Heart Chapter 37 Dodge
Back in the kitchen, Wang Dashi cooked the meal, and Ouyang Ziyun helped set the table and bench.
Ouyang Ziyun brought the vegetables and rice to the table, then pinched a pinch of vegetables with his hand and put it in his mouth to taste, and said, "Wow, Wang Dashi, you really don't get tired of eating the dishes you make, I know why Mrs. Lengmushroom doesn't teach you skills." ”
Wang Dashi ran out of the kitchen in a hurry: "Why, why, why? Alas, Sister Ziyun, do you know, tell me quickly, you tell me quickly, tell me quickly!"
Ouyang Ziyun smiled and said, "The food you cook is so delicious, it will definitely not let you learn the skills, if you learn the skills, who can cook such a delicious meal?"
Wang Dashi thought for a while: "Oh, so that's the case!" and touched his head: "You, what you said is not right!"
Ouyang Ziyun laughed when he saw his stupid appearance.
"What are you laughing at? I'm worried that I can't learn a skill, but you're making fun of me!" Wang Dashi was very annoyed.
Ouyang Ziyun called him: "Wang Dashi, come, come, I have thought of a way for you, as long as you are willing to do it, Mrs. Leng Mushroom will definitely teach you skills." ”
Wang Dashi was skeptical and said: "You are serious this time, you can't think nonsense, let alone play me as a fool, and you can't play me like a monkey!"
Hearing Wang Dashi say this, Ouyang Ziyun laughed again.
"You, what are you laughing at, what fun are you having every day!"
Ouyang Ziyun said: "Wang Dashi, from tomorrow onwards, when you are cooking, put more salt in the dish, so that the dish is so salty that you can't close your mouth; when you are steaming the steamed buns, burn an extra fire, and the steamed buns will be scorched and steamed, and the white steamed buns will turn into black steamed buns; it is best to put some cold water in the cooked soup so that they can eat all day long...... Hehehehehe......"
Before Ouyang Ziyun finished speaking, Wang Dashi had already shook his head: "I won't do such a bad thing!"
Ouyang Ziyun smiled: "This is not a yin damage, if you pee in the cooked soup, then it is called yin damage!"
Wang Dashi heard that she was not serious, and he didn't want to pay attention to her anymore, he thought for a while and said: "If that's the case, I won't be severely punished by the old man Lengmushroom, and I won't be beaten to death by her crutches!"
Ouyang Ziyun said: "Wang Dashi, I think you are frightened by Mrs. Lengmushroom, are you really a fool or a fake fool? Mrs. Lengmushroom will only scare and scare you, how can she beat you to death? Killing someone will pay for your life! Mrs. Lengmushroom has traveled to the people to give relief to many people, how can she kill you!"
Wang Dashi was shocked when he heard this, thought about it carefully, and said silently: "That's right! However, but, at that time, she picked up the crutches and slashed down at my head, if it wasn't for Dafu's right to stop her, she must have died under the crutches, this, why is this? Could it be that the old man knew that Dafu's right was going to block it, and deliberately made a momentum to scare me?"
Puzzled, Wang Dashi didn't think much about it anymore, but he didn't know Ouyang Ziyun's purpose yet, and asked, "Why do I steam the steamed buns and put more salt in the dishes when cooking?"
Ouyang Ziyun said: "You are such a fool, if you cook badly, Mrs. Leng Mushroom thinks that you can't cook, so she won't let you do it, and you will have the opportunity to learn skills, otherwise, if Mrs. Leng Mushroom agrees to you to learn skills, who will cook?"
Wang Dashi thought for a while and nodded himself, but he felt that he couldn't do this, and said: "You have to do your duty in everything, but you can't be opportunistic, if you are opportunistic, you will always harm yourself! If you do what you said, even if you hide it from the old man, you can't hide your conscience." The old man doesn't like me, if I don't cook well, how can the mushroom be willing to keep me and not away! Besides, I haven't completed the task twice, and I have smashed the incense burner, I, I can't make any more mistakes. But, but, Sister Ziyun, if you really want to help me, you can, you can ......"
In the end, Wang Dashi didn't say anything, but Ouyang Ziyun understood and nodded: "I'll try it and help you plead in front of Mrs. Lenggu!"
Wang Dashi was the least willing to trouble others to help him do something, and at this time he lowered his head: "Thank you! However, however, I am the least willing to do this! If it weren't for the fact that Leng Mushroom didn't really want to preach to me, it is estimated that it would be useless to plead for mercy." At the beginning, it was Mr. Zhang who was in the livestock industry who recommended me to the local school to learn art, even if I mentioned Mr. Zhang, the mushroom would not look at the face, I only had my own efforts, I only had my own change...... Hey—but, though, thank you!"
Ouyang Ziyun couldn't understand why his mind was so old-fashioned.
Talking and chatting, it was not early, and Ouyang Ziyun called a few people to come back for dinner.
Several people's skills have increased greatly, and along the way, they each show their ventriloquist skills, birdsong, insect chirp, and permeate the ears.
They all came to the table, Leng Mushroom sat down first, and the people on the right side of Daifuku sat down in turn. Smelling the aroma of the food, Daifuku was the first to pick up the bowl, pick up the chopsticks and eat.
At this moment, only Dongfang Qingluo was still standing, he looked into the distance, opened his mouth, and shuttled between the jungle with the sound of wolf howling and tiger roaring. Ouyang Ziyun was less courageous, and he didn't know that there was such a big beast here, so he shouted in fright, causing the people at the table to laugh.
I saw Dongfang Qingluo's mouth slightly upturned, and the sound of the tiger's roar was gone, and then a gentle sound of footsteps came, and the lonely little foot stepped on the grass, and the tower sounded, as if he couldn't bear to break the silence of the forest, and gradually the footsteps stopped.
This depicts a sheep grazing with gentle steps.
Ouyang Ziyun listened very pleasantly, and was overjoyed, and he wanted to learn ventriloquism with mushrooms.
Leng Mushroom smiled at her delightful energy, and said: "A girl's family, why do you want to learn this, you should recuperate your temperament, and it is best to be a virtuous wife in the future, but don't think about anything else!"
Ouyang Ziyun pouted, as if he didn't agree with Mrs. Leng's words, and said, "Hmph, Mrs. Lengmushroom, you actually said that I, haven't you also been a girl's family, why did you learn these strange arts in the first place?"
Leng Mushroom smiled: "Do you say I am?" Hehe, then I ask you, do you want to find a partner in the future, if you don't find your in-laws in the future, then I will teach you!"
Ouyang Ziyun looked very shy, hesitant, and didn't speak.
Dafuku right is to use the topic to play, haha, laughed, and said: "This is up to Wang Dashi, if Wang Dashi doesn't mind, you can learn!"
As soon as his words came out, they attracted a lot of attention, and they looked at Ouyang Ziyun with a brush, and then looked at Wang Dashi, as if they were in trouble.
Dafuzuo was surprised: "So fast!" and then covered his mouth: "Don't talk nonsense, everyone is still an ignorant and unknown child!"
In fact, the meaning of Dafuyou's words just now is that Ouyang Ziyun is married to Wang Dashi, as long as Wang Dashi agrees with Ouyang Ziyun to learn ventriloquism, he can naturally learn art.
Everyone else could hear it clearly, and Ouyang Ziyun could also hear it, but she didn't get angry, she just glanced at Dafu to the right, and then didn't make a sound.
Wang Dashi was bent on studying, but he didn't understand, seeing that everyone was talking and laughing, he said, "Well, Ouyang Ziyun can learn." ”
As soon as these words came out, the two brothers of Dafuku and Dongfang Mubai laughed.
Ouyang Ziyun looked at Wang Dashi: "What are you talking about, don't talk nonsense if you don't understand." Squeamish: "You, you think he's a fool, how can it be? Hmph, you really are." ”
Wang Dashi looked at Ouyang Ziyun and said, "I'm sorry, I said the wrong thing again." ”
Ouyang Ziyun knew that Wang Dashi was not sincere and deliberate, so he ignored it.
Lenshmushroom stopped laughing.
Dongfang Qingluo slowly sat down and began to eat.
This time, Dongfang Qingluo was sitting next to Wang Dashi. Wang Dashi looked at him, admired in his heart, thought of himself, embarrassed himself, lowered his head, and stuffed the steamed bun into his mouth.
At this time, Ouyang Ziyun opened his mouth to plead with Mrs. Lenggu, hoping that Wang Dashi would learn martial arts, folk acrobatics, and magic like the rest of the people.
As if he hadn't heard it, he put a piece of bamboo shoot sprout in Dongfang Qingluo's bowl and said, "Qingluo, you've studied well these days, come, eat more!"
"Well, master, the apprentice must study hard and live up to your expectations!" Dongfang Qingluo looked at the people on the right side of Dafu, with a look of pride.
Leng Mushroom also gave the two brothers of Daifuku and Dongfang Mubai vegetables respectively, encouraging them not to be afraid of hardships and work hard to learn art, and several people expressed their gratitude. In this regard, Leng Mushroom asked Huang Xiuxian to bring a jar of wine and personally poured it for the four of them, and the four of them didn't know that there was such treatment, so they drank a few big bowls each.
Wang Dashi sat at the corner of the table, lowered his head, didn't know what to say, what to do, just ate hard, he thought that the old man would reward him with a piece of food, and then praise it, after all, his cooking skills have grown, and his hard work every day is meritorious and hard, but no, he didn't even shout. Wang Dashi's heart was very uncomfortable, especially Ouyang Ziyun's plea, and the old man didn't seem to listen.
Tears flowed down the brush and dripped into the bowl and drank along with the salty soup. Wang Dashi thought to himself: "I can't cry, I can't blame others, I can only find my own shortcomings, but I haven't done a good job." I'm so stupid, enough to stay. If you want to learn, improve your own shortcomings!"
After drinking the soup, Wang Dashi served the rice himself.
Leng Mushroom put down the bowl and said to Wang Dashi, who was immersed in eating: "Everyone is improving, but you are the only one who ......"
Before the words were finished, Dongfang Qingluo drank the wine in the bowl, slammed the wine bowl on the table, and pointed at Wang Dashi: "Master Lengmushroom, what you said is good, this bastard, pig's head, burns bamboo shoots and sprouts every day, and eats so much that my eyes are watery—— Wang Dashi, you deliberately don't want to go with me!" splashed the leftover vegetable soup on Wang Dashi's face.
"Why should I let others bully!" Wang Dashi couldn't bear it anymore, and burst out all the suffering, sin, and insults he had suffered these days, mixed them into his fists, and stretched out to Dongfang Qingluo's head. This punch was painfully hateful, and with a lot of strength, it stopped the inch that fell in front of Dongfang Qingluo's head.
The people at the table were startled, this punch was enough to make Dongfang Qingluo's head move, but they didn't expect Wang Dashi's concentration to be so amazing, but he couldn't help it at that extreme moment.
Seeing Dongfang Qingluo in a drunken state, Wang Dashi picked up the wine jar and splashed it on his face: "You are sober and sober!" and left the table angrily.
Dongfang Qingluo wiped his face: "Wang Dashi, you wait and see, one day, I will clean you up!"
Wang Dashi came to the steep slope of Guanyue Mountain alone, strange flowers and plants, strange branches and leaves...... This is a strange and unique world, a place of lonely encounters, and it seems that only here can the state of mind be calmed.
After a while, the sky darkened.
Looking up at the sky, the sky is bright, Wang Dashi hopes that there will be a meteor crossing, because when the meteor crosses, you can make a wish, and the wish you make can be realized as long as it is not heard or seen by others. He was looking forward to a chance to make a wish. Unfortunately, the moonlight faded away, a dark cloud obscured the brilliance, and the starry night sky was chaotic......
Wang Dashi sat on the slope, touching the vine leaves in his hands, when a hairy thing jumped over from his side and rushed down the mountain. Wang Dashi always felt strange here, and always wanted to seize a chance to solve the mystery, so he stood up and chased after the thing.
The hillside was treacherous and steep, and the thing was like walking on the ground, and Wang Dashi almost fell several times.
Chasing down the hill, the thing seemed to be tired as well, and its pace slowed down. Wang Dashi's eyes stared, and his footsteps slowly approached, only to see that thing "whoosh" all of a sudden, and rushed into the house of Huang Xiuxian.
Wang Dashi suddenly remembered that this thing was the weasel on the shoulders of the immortal cultivators. The weasel is also known as Wong Tai Sin, and the monk who cultivates immortals gets the weasel essence, so he is called Wong Tai Sin or Wong Xiu Xian.
After tossing for so long, Wang Dashi was also tired, so he lay on the ground and fell asleep, but not long after sleeping, the weasel came to his side, rubbed his face with his feet, and stepped on his waist for a while, making him not sleep all night.
The weasel didn't do what he should have done to steal chickens and eggs, and seemed to have a fight with Wang Dashi, and quietly ran over the next morning.
At this time, it was already dawn, Wang Dashi did not fall asleep, he seemed to sense the approach of the weasel's footsteps, and thought: "Even you brute has come to bully me!" When he noticed that this thing was close to him, he opened his eyes suddenly, quickly got up from the ground, and chased after him.
The weasel was so frightened that he didn't know how long he had been chasing, Wang Dashi was completely tired, and when he looked up, he had already come out of the Qingyu Mountain Native School.
He suddenly realized that he was not allowed to teach, and he did not have the consent of the old man.
He dragged back, and on the way he heard a group of people talking about something, and it was he who inquired about the whereabouts of the local faction.
Wang Dashi thought to himself: "Probably the villagers are in trouble again, and they want to find the help of the local sect master of the mushroom sect, or someone will inquire about the apprenticeship of the native sect!" He ran into the crowd very proudly, and as soon as he got closer, he found that it was the person who inquired about the whereabouts of the native sect was the young master of the Yan family.
Suddenly, Wang Dashi remembered the previous theft of the gold tooth of the Yan family...... The young master of the Yan family is not easy to mess with, and the old servants of the Yan family are also very powerful, it must not be a good thing for them to find a local faction, if they reveal their identities at the moment, they are afraid that they will be in trouble, so they quickly dodge.