Volume 2 Bewitching Heart Chapter 36 Ventriloquist 2
Dongfang Mubai and Dongfang Qingluo had no choice but to join the local faction, they were still young people, where did they know so much, he first shook his head, then thought about it, and said: "Master Lengmushroom, I have seen a lot of people on the street in the market, they are wearing fighting clothes, holding a big fighting, the big fighting is very powerful, flying up and down, like a heroic fighter...... They have their own sect that specializes in training fighting, and they wander around the market to fight cocks and gamble for money...... is it considered a sect in the road?"
Leng Mushroom nodded and said: "There is indeed such a sect in the world, they make a living from cockfighting and gambling money, and they are good at it, which is considered a Taoist industry, and of course it is a Taoist sect." ”
Then Dafuzuo said: "Xingdao is a sect composed of people who specialize in the industry, of course, it is fair to engage in this industry, and you also need to be good at it." I often see people in the village who carry whetstones on their backs and shout to sharpen knives and scissors, and these scattered people form a sect, called 'sharpening knives and scissors', and they have their own strengths, which can be regarded as a sect in the road!"
Ouyang Ziyun laughed when he heard this: "You are talking nonsense, 'sharpening knives and sharpening scissors pie', what an ugly and earthy name!"
"Hehehehe......" Wang Dashi laughed accidentally.
Leng Mushroom glared at Wang Dashi, and then said: "Hmph, yes, but there is a school of sharpening knives and scissors in the road, what they are good at is sharpening knives and sharpening scissors, any knives and scissors are polished and scraped by them, the crystal is bright, and the clumsy becomes refined; This kind of person who sharpens knives and scissors also knows some folk techniques and prescriptions, with picking corns, digging and digging moles, picking earwax, scraping eye pills, and the essence of craftsmanship. Sharpening knives and scissors is considered a school of practice. ”
"Haha, it's really hard, I didn't expect to sharpen knives and scissors so well!" Daifuku said: "The people who make tofu and sell bean sprouts are also considered to be people in the road?"
Dafuzuo said: "Making tofu and bean sprouts also requires technology and craftsmanship, if these people are gathered together to form a sect, then it will naturally be regarded as a sect in the road!"
Speaking of this, the mushroom master nodded: "In the past, there was indeed such a sect, called 'Douxing', which can make eighteen kinds of tofu, some soft, some hard, and some colored, among which the pickled dried stinky tofu is famous all over the world." Dou Xing are all craftsmen, rarely practice martial arts for self-defense, although there are many people, but they can't withstand the bullying of other sects in the road, and gradually decline. ”
Wang Dashi felt very novel, he had heard Mr. Zhang say that some sects in the road, he didn't know that there were so many in the world, he wanted to suffer hardships and humiliation in the local school, it was better to join the knife sharpening and scissors faction, or make tofu sprouts to make money and keep a family. He thought so, and at this time, Leng Mushroom looked at him.
"Do you know what sects are in the way?" asked Lenggu.
Wang Dashi thought that the mushroom would ignore him and would not ask him, but when he heard such a question, he seemed to feel that the master was paying attention to him, and he was very happy in his heart, thought about it, and said: "Yes, yes, it is the livestock that is —— in the road, and in the middle of the road, it is specialized in helping the livestock to breed, or to do the prevention and control of livestock diseases, and the breeding pigs and breeding dogs that have been deployed can give birth to many, many young ......."
Before he could finish speaking, a burst of laughter came out.
Wang Dashi turned his face to look, lowered his head, and thought, "Is what I said wrong?"
"Hehehe, I can't imagine that you Wang Dashi don't like to talk on weekdays, and what he says is not what people hear! Is there any other industry in the world, and he will not be thrown to death...... Hahaha...... Look at you, you're a sullen womanizer......" Dongfang Qingluo said with a sneer.
Wang Dashi once followed Mr. Zhang through the livestock gate, the industry is formal and upright, how can it be as Dongfang Qingluo said, thinking: "Even if you can insult me, but you must not insult the livestock industry, moreover, the money Mr. Zhang made is also the right way!" replied, "Dongfang Qingluo, you are wrong! There are livestock in the world! You say no, you can only say that you have not seen it! Also, this industry relies on technology to eat, unlike the dirty you think, this industry is not ashamed!"
Previously, Wang Dashi didn't even say a complete sentence, and these words, the words were round and sonorous, which really startled some people around him. I didn't even see that Wang Dashi, a cowardly ghost, actually had such an amazing speech.
Leng Mushroom heard their noise, his face showed displeasure, and he coughed deliberately.
No one said anything at the moment.
"I know!" Daifuku took out the walnuts in his mouth, "As long as the pig killers and dogs can get together to establish a sect, then they will become pig killers and dogs;
Daifuku said a little downward, but the mushroom master didn't judge, but only said to him: "As long as you can shout and scream, I'll let you shout later, see what you can shout!"
The mushroom master took out the walnut in Daifuku's right mouth, asked him to inhale and deflated his mouth, and then shouted loudly until his voice was hoarse.
Daifuku's right was originally a flat duck's beak and a loud voice, and this shout shook the four fields and echoed throughout the valley.
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In this way, day after day, Wang Dashi is still busy all day long, Ouyang Ziyun still loves to eat Wang Dashi's burned bamboo shoot buds, the mushroom master teaches every day, and the right few people practice every day, everything is like this.
That morning, as soon as the sky was bright, Wang Dashi got up, and he wanted to dig bamboo shoots on the mountain before the sun rose, so that he would not face the blazing sun every time. Ouyang Ziyun made an appointment with Wang Dashi, got up early in the morning, and set off together with a basket.
Halfway through, Wang Dashi said: "Ouyang Ziyun, we have been eating bamboo shoots for half a month, or let's change to something else today, there are many wild vegetables in the mountains!"
Ouyang Ziyun seemed unhappy and didn't say anything.
Wang Dashi looked at it and asked, "Sister Ziyun, what's the matter with you?"
"I'm going home. Ouyang Ziyun said with a bitter face.
Wang Dashi was a little disappointed, and said: "After that, I will be left to cook alone, but I will do it, and after you leave, I will help them improve their food - I will weave a big basket, support it with a stick, put some insects, rice and the like in it, and then tie a rope to the stick, watch from a distance, and wait for the birds and pheasants to get under the basket to steal food, I will pull the rope violently, the stick falls, the basket is covered, and those birds and pheasants are covered under the basket!"
"Why didn't you say it earlier, it's a shame that you can only remember it now!" Ouyang Ziyun looked distressed.
Wang Dashi said: "Let's dig bamboo shoots as soon as possible, if you want to catch wild birds and pheasants, come back next time!"
This time, the bamboo shoots were dug the most, and Wang Dashi came back with Ouyang Ziyun with the basket on his back. On the way, there was a sound like a ghost crying, and Ouyang Ziyun was so shocked that he threw himself into Wang Dashi's arms.
Wang Dashi was a little scared and wanted to push her away, but he didn't make a move.
The sound of Didi Lala suddenly became sad, but it became even more strange, Ouyang Ziyun stretched out his hand to wrap his arms around Wang Dashi, and stuck tighter.
Wang Dashi was stunned for a while.
The terrible sound disappeared abruptly, and suddenly there was a long howl, followed by the sound of fluttering footsteps, like a fierce tiger.
Wang Dashi didn't expect that there were beasts here, so he hugged Ouyang Ziyun tightly: "Don't be afraid, if the tiger comes, let it eat me first, and then you can run away!"
Ouyang Ziyun was so frightened that he cried out with a "wow".
Then the sound of the tiger's roar disappeared, and the voice of an old woman came: "Are you two a young couple, so deeply in love, so closely entangled......?"
Wang Dashi couldn't help but wonder: "Where is the old woman from here!"
"Hmph, look what you two are doing, hurry up!" This sentence came from behind Wang Dashi, it was the voice of an official, as if the sinners were being judged in the county hall.
Wang Dashi was shocked: "This, where have we been, what's going on? I, could I be dreaming?"
At this moment, suddenly a figure in front of him rushed by, startling Ouyang Ziyun with a shout of "Ah-".
Wang Dashi saw that this figure was Dafu You, Dadao: "Dafu You, you come out quickly, what's going on, did you hear it just now!"
"Hahaha......" Daifuku right walked out from a small notch on the opposite side: "Hey, after studying these days, I have suffered so much, and finally there is some growth, this ventriloquist is not bad!"
Wang Dashi was very surprised, "What, you learned ventriloquism?
Ouyang Ziyun let go, turned around, and pointed at Dafuyou: "The ghost howl, the tiger roar just now, and what the annoying old woman and the official said, are all you making trouble!"
"That's natural, how about it, it's amazing!" Daifuku is complacent.
"Hmph, I learned some ventriloquism, and I actually show off here, what a broken thing!" Ouyang Ziyun replied.
Dafuku Right was very annoyed: "You say, what are you talking about, thing? If you can learn to sound two pig cries and donkey cries, I will obey you." ”
"Hmph, I think it's amazing what you've learned, none of you have heard of Mrs. Lenggu's ventriloquism, that's called ventriloquism!" Ouyang Ziyun said, his head tightened, and he looked directly at Dafu: "By the way, you just talked nonsense, what a little couple!"
Dafu smiled: "I want to show off after learning some skills, don't take it seriously!"
Ouyang Ziyun snorted and pulled Wang Dashi away.
Wang Dashi didn't say a word on the way back, his expression was dumbfounded, as if he had something on his mind.
Ouyang Ziyun knew that he was distressed that Mrs. Lengmushroom had not let him learn the technique.