Chapter 102: The Art of Drinking Cheating!
"Okay, you're a Wude, I just had a few bags of monkey wine when I took them, but now I only have two bags, and you've been thinking about it. ”
Ye Chengwei said secretly in his heart, and then a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, his face showed anxiety, he took Wude's hand, and said anxiously.
"As long as you can retrieve my brother, a few bags of wine are nothing!"
The faces of the three people on the side were full of smiles that could not be concealed, they didn't expect that the fat monk in front of them was actually a drunkard, but they also knew that Ye Chengwei was actually the person similar to him in the mouth of the fat monk, otherwise Ye Chengwei would not have been able to call out the monk's name.
Ye Xingmu and the three of them saw it but did not expose him, but cooperated with him and teased this fat monk together.
"You said that you are a monk who doesn't eat well and actually drink?!" Ye Xingmu couldn't help but say.
"This benefactor, this is your fault. As the saying goes, wine and meat pass through the intestines and leave in the heart of the Buddha, not to mention that wine is made of grain, and it is vegetarian itself, so it is not a sin not to drink it!"
Monk Wude said solemnly with Ye Xingmu, and for a while, he couldn't find a reason to refute him.
Wine is made of grain, and it is a sin not to drink it!
Monk Wude has already said the excuse of breaking the vows so high-soundingly, and he can say it so that people have no reason to refute it.
After Monk Wude refuted Ye Xingmu, he also looked at his palmistry with a serious face and touched his bones.
"Monk, what are you doing here?"
Ye Xingmu looked puzzled, he didn't know why this monk touched and looked at him.
"Brother Xingmu, he seems to be showing you his face. Ye Rou whispered.
Ye Chengwei couldn't help but smile bitterly, and couldn't help but complain in his heart: "This is a monk, no, this is a **naked magic stick!"
"Master, can you show me too? ”
Ye Chengwei held back the smile in his heart and showed a humble look.
"It's easy to say, but well, please ask the donor to keep his promise to help the poor monk get back those bags of wine, it's not a secret, those bags of wine were originally from the poor monks, but I didn't expect it to be stolen by Brother Ling, it's really a sin, a sin!"
Wude said seriously, Ye Chengwei couldn't wait to punch him, and couldn't help but scold in his heart.
"Shameless, I've never seen such a brazen person!
After the Wude monk touched and looked at Ye Xingmu, Ye Chengwei knew that this Wude monk must want to take the opportunity to kill Ye Xingmu.
I saw Wude's face serious, and he sighed continuously, as if to say, donor, you are in a big disaster, if you want to break the disaster, you need ten pots of wine!
"This benefactor, the poor monk sees that your Yin Hall is black, and there will be a bloody disaster in the near future!"
Ye Xingmu also saw that this fat monk was completely a god stick in the name of a monk, so he looked anxious, and his eyes were full of anxiety.
"I hope the master can guide me through the maze and wish me a disaster!"
Monk Wude turned around and pretended to look for something in his sleeves, his bloated sleeves covering his face, but a smug smile appeared on the corners of his mouth.
After a while, he took out a crumpled talisman from his sleeve that he didn't know what to do, and handed it to Ye Xingmu with a serious face.
"This is a disaster-breaking charm developed by the poor monks, but it is also necessary for the donor to break the wine to avoid disasters, give the poor monks a few bags of wine, and let the poor monks dedicate to the gods and Buddhas. ”
The skill of the monk Wude to cheat on wine can be described as perfect, and everything can be associated with the same wine.
Ye Rou rolled her eyes and said angrily.
"You, a monk, obviously want to cheat and drink, so I said that my Brother Xingmu has some bloody disaster, bah bah!"
Monk Wude was a little weak-hearted, and was about to open his mouth to refute, Ye Chengwei hurriedly said: "Miss Ye Rou, you misunderstand this master, how could this master cheat on wine? He must be kind enough to help you Xingmu drive away disasters and ward off evil spirits." ”
Let's say it, Ye Chengwei also made a look with Ye Rou and the three of them, as if to say, "Don't expose him first, see how long this magic stick can be pretended."
After Wude saw that Ye Chengwei helped him exonerate, he also hurriedly said, his eyes were full of sincerity.
"The monks don't speak, and I ask this female benefactor not to misunderstand the poor monk!"
"Please forgive me, the slave family doesn't dare to doubt the master. Ye Rou hurriedly became serious and apologized to Monk Wude.
"It's okay, it's okay! The poor monk doesn't care about that. ”
Ye Chengwei couldn't hold back any longer, smiled, and teased: "You care about the bar, Master Wude!"
"Wine thief, is it you? The Buddha said how can there be two people so similar in this world, are you lying to me that you want to fight the Buddha's wine again?!"
Monk Wude also recognized Ye Chengwei at this time, and he hurriedly hid the wine gourd in his arms and glared at Ye Chengwei again.
"Monk Wude, you are the wine thief, you took away a lot of my wine at the beginning, and the master didn't lie to you, it was you who wanted to cheat the wine and drink, so you mistook the master. ”
Ye Chengwei rolled his eyes at him and said angrily.
"Hmph, the Buddha is too lazy to care about you. ”
Seeing that he couldn't say anything about Ye Chengwei, Monk Wude snorted coldly.
However, this Wude monk quickly took the initiative to talk to Ye Chengwei again, and asked with a puzzled expression.
"Wine thief, why did you end up in this place, I guess you were planning to steal this. ”
Ye Chengwei's expression was calm, and he said lightly: "I calculated a fox and a cow, and was chased and killed by them and fled to this ghost place." ”
When Monk Wude learned that Ye Chengwei had been chased and fled to this place, he couldn't help but laugh on his face, and then there was a glint in his eyes, and he asked softly.
"Did you steal some of the treasures they were guarding?!"
Ye Chengwei naturally didn't admit it, this Wude monk had special means, and he even took away a few bags of the monkey wine god in his purple mansion unknowingly.
If he knew about the Dragon Blood Flower, he might be able to quietly leave Ye Chengwei when he would.
"It's nothing, it's just that I sucked up the spiritual spring of Kui Niu. ”
Monk Wude obviously didn't believe Ye Chengwei very much, and his eyes flickered.
Ye Chengwei hurriedly asked again, "Then how did you appear in this place?"
"Don't say it, don't say it!"
Ye Chengwei glanced at him, and asked again: "Then do you know how to get out?!"
Ye Xingmu and the three of them were also waiting for his answer with an expectant expression.
Wude glanced at the four of them, and then spoke slowly after a moment.
"The way to get out is very simple, it is ......"
"That's it, say it quickly!"
"That's it...... , you give me a bag of wine first, and I'll tell you how to get out?!" Monk Wude said with a sly smile.
The four of them were eager to give him a few punches, thinking that he was about to say it, but they didn't expect him to take the opportunity to cheat on the wine again.
"No, here you go!"
Ye Chengwei reluctantly took out a bag of monkey wine from the purple mansion and threw it to him, and after he took it, he opened the stopper and smelled it.
"Well, that's what it tastes like!"
"Wude, the wine has been given to you, how do you go out. ”