Chapter 101: Enlightenment, No Virtue!
"I'm fucking your uncle!"
The scene in front of him suddenly made Ye Chengwei so angry that the green tendons on his forehead burst out, and his eyes were about to burst into flames at the moment.
I saw a fat monk in tattered clothes, with his chest and breasts exposed, and his face was so full of flesh that he was about to lose sight clearly, lying on the ground, a wine gourd was thrown aside, and the wine was spilled on the ground.
The monk's fat face was slightly red, and the corners of his mouth were still flowing out from time to time, and he didn't feel anything at all, he was snoring, sleeping soundly.
This fat monk is the Wude monk who scolded Ye Chengwei for being a wine thief before.
Ye Chengwei never expected that the mysterious voice of his group of people who were so frightened turned out to be the sound of the fat monk in front of him snoring after he was drunk.
He was so angry that the black line on his forehead burst out, and he couldn't help but burst into foul language, while Ye Xingmu and the three of them looked puzzled.
"Brother Ye, what's wrong, haven't you seen him scold like this?"
"Xu was stimulated by something, but I don't know what can make him angry like this?!"
"Could it be that Brother Ye is depressed because he hasn't found a way out, and now he has completely exploded?"
"Possibly, possibly!"
......
The three of them were talking dozens of feet away from Ye Chengwei, and all kinds of speculations were made.
On the other side, after Ye Chengwei let out a loud shout, the fat monk hadn't woken up yet, and he kept muttering in his mouth.
"Good wine...... Give the Buddha another pot......"
was not affected in the slightest by Ye Chengwei's angry drinking, Xu was really drinking wine somewhere at this time in his dream.
Ye Chengwei looked helpless, everyone in the world knows that people in the Buddhist family don't get involved in meat and don't drink, but the fat monk in front of him is obviously a drunkard, and he is drinking in his dreams.
Ye Chengwei's eyes flashed, and he thought of something at all.
"The profound Buddhist monk I saw from afar as Hua Rujin said earlier wouldn't be the fat monk in front of me, right?!"
Ye Chengwei couldn't connect the monk with the fat monk in front of him, and the more he thought about it, the more he felt that it was impossible.
"But how did this fat man end up in this place?"
Ye Chengwei's eyes showed a hint of doubt, and then there were some surprises.
"Will this fat man know how to get out?! No matter, wake him up first and ask him clearly!"
Ye Chengwei slowly squatted down, pinched the face of Monk Wude full of meat, and kept shouting his name in his ear.
"Wude, fat monk, don't sleep!"
"Hmm, what are you listening to Ye Chengwei shouting?"
Ye Xingmu and the three of them looked puzzled, there were only four of them in this ghost place, and Ye Chengwei was shouting "Fat monk!" at this time.
Ye Xingye shook his head, and Ye Xingmu guessed: "Ye Chengwei shouldn't be a demon, right?!"
"No, we'll have to go over and have a look. ”
The three of them were a little worried, they didn't know who Ye Chengwei was shouting at this time, and they even guessed that Ye Chengwei might have been confused by something very and was stunned.
The three of them hurriedly swept towards Ye Chengwei, their eyes full of worry and doubt.
But when they got closer, the three of them suddenly had blue tendons on their foreheads, their faces suddenly gloomy, and their eyes were full of anger, eager to tear down the bones of the fat monk in front of them.
"What the fuck am I ...... This fat monk...... Snoring ......"
They never expected that what came into view was a drunken fat monk who was snoring, and the snoring sound was shocking, and the terrifying sound they had heard before was actually snoring.
Ye Xingmu was so angry that he couldn't speak clearly, he slapped Monk Wude's fat belly, and then rode directly on Monk Wude's stomach, pinching his big fat face with both hands.
"Fat monk, wake me up quickly, you sleep when you sleep, pretending to be a ghost, do you know how to scare us crazy!"
No matter how Ye Xingmu tosses, whether it is pinching his face or beating his meat...... The sleeping monk Wude showed no sign of waking up.
In the end, after a series of tosses, Monk Wude did not wake up, Ye Xingmu was too tired at first, he sat on the ground on the side, sweat broke out on his forehead, panting.
"This monk is sleeping too deeply, why can't he wake up, I'm tired, come on......"
Monk Wude was still shamelessly smashing his mouth at this time, and he was still unsatisfied with the previous wine.
This monk has already exuded shamelessness to the extreme, drinking and sleeping soundly in the Yama Palace, which scared Ye Chengwei and them into nervousness, and they didn't dare to come in for a long time, and now they can't wake up no matter how others call them, and they still smash their mouths, as if they were laughing at all.
Seeing that Ye Xingmu couldn't wake up the monk, Ye Rou also stepped forward to give it a try, but her method was much gentler than Ye Xingmu's, she pinched Monk Wude's red rosacea, and shouted softly.
"Fat monk, wake up!"
Perhaps because of being pinched his nose, the fat monk had difficulty breathing for a while, so he raised his hand and rubbed his nose.
Seeing that he finally had a reaction, the four of them were still a little excited in their hearts. But he didn't expect that he just rubbed his nose and then continued to sleep soundly.
The three of them couldn't help but smile bitterly, and Ye Rou also smiled slightly and stepped aside, saying that she couldn't help it.
Ye Xingye shook his head, saying that he couldn't wake up the monk.
"Ye Chengwei, this fat monk is sleeping too deeply, we have nothing to do. ”
Ye Xingmu also smiled helplessly and said.
At this time, a glint flashed in Ye Chengwei's eyes, he picked up the wine gourd of Monk Wude from the ground, slowly fell towards Wude's face, and whispered to him.
"Stealing wine!"
"Who! Who! Who dares to steal the Buddha's wine! Do you want the Buddha to send him to the Western Elysium to discuss with the Buddha!"
Wude, who is a heavy drinker, heard someone shouting for stealing wine, and suddenly jumped up and shouted again and again, but it seemed that his eyes had not been completely opened.
He snatched the wine gourd from Ye Chengwei's hand and hid it in his arms, and then seemed to feel something abnormal, and his eyes opened wide all of a sudden.
"When did so many people come, watching the Buddha sleep, the Buddha will be embarrassed. ”
Monk Wude walked around the four of them, and said with a shy face, the four of them were eager to punch him on his fat face full of flesh at this time.
Then he stopped in front of Ye Chengwei, his eyes widened, and after looking him up and down, he couldn't believe it at all.
"The Buddha can't be dreaming, how did I see that wine thief!"
After saying that, he pinched his face, and Ye Chengwei stared at him expressionlessly.
"It hurts, it seems that the Buddha is not dreaming. ”
There was an incredible look in his eyes, and he pointed at Ye Chengwei and said with a sly smile: "This benefactor, I think you are very similar to a thief that the poor monk has seen, and the poor monk thinks that it must be your long-lost brother. ”
Ye Chengwei's eyes showed a hint of anxiety, and he hurriedly asked: "Where is my brother now, please take me there quickly, I will be grateful!"
"It's easy to say, but thank you for it, the poor monk only hopes that when the time comes, you can give all the wine on your brother's body to the poor monk!"