The ideal is very plump, and the reality is very skinny.

Although Jing Dong viciously poked out several big holes at the bottom of the plate with chopsticks, the legendary small note or something never appeared!

"Well, it seems that there are no daggers or small notes in this plate of fish...... Why don't you let the shopkeeper bring another plate of fish to the table now, and Master Jing will poke it with chopsticks again?" Seeing that a plate of West Lake vinegar fish turned into a pile of tofu dregs, Zou Shidao couldn't cry or laugh.

"......" Jing Dong rolled his eyes...... He is not a fool, he will eat another plate of fish for a while, and he will not eat the good West Lake vinegar fish...... Who is going to eat tofu dregs! While walking outside angrily, he said coldly to the shopkeeper: "The fish have been delivered, what are you doing standing there in a daze? Get out quickly! If you walk slowly, you will break your lonely crutch with a mess!"

The "......" shop Xiao Er was speechless for a while...... looked at Zou Shidao with innocent eyes, and said, "The fish was delivered...... But...... But Lord Zou hasn't given me the money yet!"

"Oh yes! I just thought I was sorry for the West Lake vinegar fish that was poked into meat by Master Jing, why did I forget about this matter! Xiao Er, don't worry, I spend, I spend money...... Silver is absolutely indispensable to you!" Zou Shidao patted his forehead like a dream, and then took out a silver ticket from his sleeve and handed it to the shopkeeper: "Bustling, profiteering, you can take this silver ticket back first!"

"......" The shopkeeper was stunned for a moment, stretched out his hand to wipe the cold sweat on his forehead, and whispered: "Lord Zou, how big is your silver ticket? I just came to deliver fish, and I can't find it at all!"

"Don't look for it! Don't look for it!" Zou Shidao didn't care, and waved his hand lightly: "This is a deposit, you take it back and store it in your counter first! Then you have to send fish every day! I want to send double portions! Let Master Jing also improve his life! Well, after my confinement is over, I will go to you to meet the account, return more and make up for less, Tong Su is not bullied!"

The shopkeeper was immediately overjoyed, and respectfully reached out his hands to pick up the ...... Unexpectedly, Jing Dong had already stabbed out of the stab, and snatched the silver ticket in Zou Shidao's hand with one hand! Not only was his face surprised, but he also said with a reciting phrase in his mouth: "Phew! The surname is Zou, who are you doing to show it? Everything is changing from it, and sure enough, there is a legendary little note! This time, I took it seriously! Phew! You wear a vest...... You scribble on a blank piece of paper and stamp it so that I don't recognize the legendary little note?"

It's messed up!

......

"Your Excellency...... You're mistaken, right? You're holding a silver ticket, not a small note!" The little official was also dumbfounded, and secretly reached out and tugged at Jing Dong's cuffs, and reminded in a low voice.

Legend has it that there is a magical thing called an invisible potion in the rivers and lakes, but it is written on paper but it is invisible and traceless, and it needs to be soaked in clean water or baked under a blazing fire before the handwriting appears! Jing Dong first rolled his eyes, and then ordered: "What are you still doing in a daze? Hurry up and get a basin of water! Hmph! Catch thieves and catch stolen goods, if I find the handwriting on the silver ticket, I will now twist this person surnamed Zou to see the Queen Mother! And you! Shop Xiaoer! You can't run away! Hmph! You deliberately ganged up to sing this play to deceive me, and it was obvious that you were a raccoon dog......! No, I ran away from you, the one who sent the dead fish!"

It's messed up!

......

Although the little official was suspicious, he didn't dare to slack off, and hurriedly turned around and ran out...... After a while, a large basin of water was brought in out of breath!

Jing Don didn't hesitate, and then carefully placed the silver ticket in his hand in the clear water...... However, after waiting for a long time, the red stamps on the silver ticket have been bleached by the water, but the legendary handwriting has still not been found!

"......" Not to mention Zou Shidao and the shopkeeper who were standing aside and shaking their heads and sighing, the little servant couldn't laugh or cry, blinked his eyes, and took out the fire fold from his arms...... Besides, I will be scolded by Master Jing for having no hair on his mouth and not being able to do things well...... Since the water can't soak the handwriting on the silver ticket, then roast it with fire!

Seeing that the water was soaked in fruitless, Jing Don also had some drumming in his heart, but it was difficult for the shy knife to enter the sheath, and then he could only take out the silver ticket and bake it slowly on the fire fold...... Ahem! I don't want to be terrible this time! Not only did I not find the legendary handwriting...... Finally, a silver ticket was baked into a ball of flying ashes!

"Oops! My silver ticket!" After seeing the ball of flying ash, Zou Shidao and the shopkeeper couldn't help but scream in unison!

Oh my God, whose silver ticket is this?

Oh my God!

......

"Well, I'll just say it! Nine times out of ten, the rumors in the rivers and lakes are not credible! What kind of legendary invisible potion is completely nonsense! Sure enough, this is true when we try it today! Why do we often add the word jianghu in front of the liar? Ahem! Because things in the rivers and lakes are not reliable!" Jing Dong was stunned for a while, and after suddenly waking up, he immediately pretended to be a person who had nothing to do, clapped his hands, and shook his head and sighed.

"......" Seeing a valuable silver ticket turn into a cloud of flying ash in front of him, Zou is expression on the face was called a cry without tears...... What's wrong with the rich people? The rich people can't burn silver tickets for no reason! In desperation, they have no choice but to take out another silver ticket from their sleeves...... After thinking about it, he stuffed it back, and finally took out a large ingot of snowflake silver from his cuff, shook his head and sighed: "Bad luck! The silver ticket can't be taken out anymore...... I don't know if I will be burned into a ball of ashes by Master Jing! Well, not only will I not be able to take out the silver ticket today, but I will not be able to take it out in the future! Xiao Er, this time you will take this ingot of silver and go back to settle the bill!"

"You don't have to look for the silver ticket just now...... Do you need to find the silver ingots this time?, will you get back a pile of broken silver in a short time?" the shopkeeper confirmed carefully.

"Don't look for it! Don't look for it!" I have to say that the son of a wealthy family is really a chic atmosphere! Zou Shidao waved his hand lightly: "Not only is it hard for you to deliver fish, but you will also be frightened when you meet Master Jing...... It's really bitter for you! You can take the rest of the broken silver to drink tea and suppress the shock!"

"Thank you Lord Zou for the reward!" The shopkeeper took the silver happily, full of gratitude, and didn't dare to delay any longer, didn't want any food boxes or anything, turned around and ran out!

"Hmph, no need, no need...... What kind of billionaire are you pretending to be? If you are caught in the land of demons and locked up for a few years, let alone broken silver, you will not be willing to give away even a few copper plates!" After messing up the matter, Jing Don couldn't get off the stage, rolled his eyes, refused to delay any longer, turned around and went to chase the shopkeeper...... In a few steps, he caught up with the shopkeeper, and the splitter snatched the big silver ingot from his hand!

"Your Excellency...... What are you?"

"Hmph! The silver ticket has already been checked...... Although something went wrong, there was nothing wrong with the general direction! Be careful to sail the ship of ten thousand years, and you can't let go of the silver ingot! I will also check it carefully!" Jing Dong said coldly as he turned over the silver ingot in his hand and looked at it carefully.

"Alas, this Jing Don is really a fool! and wants to make trouble with Zou Gongzi...... It's not an opponent at all! Zou Gongzi has said again and again just now that there is no need to look for it...... That means he really doesn't have to look for it! What kind of strength is he still looking for? Why is it when other people are telling the truth...... He just can't hear it?" The shopkeeper smiled secretly in his heart, but he pretended to have a worried and frightened expression on his face, and said cowardly: "Oh my God, I don't know how you are going to check this ingot of silver this time? It won't be roasted with fire again......? The little one can't go back!"

It's messed up!