Chapter 682: The Legendary Takeaway
I have to say that the songs in the world are not all pleasing to the eye...... No, it's not all pleasing to the ear.
A few families are happy and a few are worried, although Zou Shidao sings vigorously in the small black room, the well outside is very angry, and he is not polite, and he stepped forward and kicked the door open!
The singing in the house naturally stopped abruptly, and Zou Shidao, who was sitting in the room, looked at the wells that suddenly appeared at the door in surprise...... Although his expression was so surprised, but if he looked closely, there was still a light cloud between his eyebrows...... Ahem! It turns out that the surprise or something is completely faked!
Alas, it turns out that this Zou is Dao is also a lazy person! If you want to pretend, you can simply pretend to be a little bit better...... Why is it still half-pretended, half-like is not like!
Alas! It turns out that this Zou is Tao is also a difficult one! The harmful fruit has always been to sprinkle incense bait to catch golden ao...... I don't want Zou is way to find another way, this time there is a fool who tears his throat open!
Look, that second fool of the demon clan has taken the initiative to send it to the door now!
It's messed up!
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"Nothing to do but go to the Three Treasures Hall...... No, nothing to do in the little black room...... Xiaguan has been confined in this small dark room for several days, but Lord Jing appeared for the first time today...... I don't know what to say?" Zou Shidao slowly stood up and continued to pretend to be stupid...... But then again, this one doesn't eat grass, doesn't eat food, and can sing even if it's locked up, right?"
"I heard you've been singing for days...... I've always been reluctant to talk to you, why are you still singing more and more energetically? If you want to sing, you can sing something nice, what eats no fish, and you don't get out of the car? You have to find out, you are now locked up! Where do you want to get in the car? Where do you want to go?" Jing Dong rolled his eyes and said coldly.
"Don't go! Don't go! Don't go anywhere! Before the completion of the work, the lower official has been staying in this small black room and locked up!" Zou is said without panic, and said with a smile: "But the lower official still has a reluctant invitation! It's all a joke to get out of the car or something, but there is no fish to eat...... The coarse tea and light rice you have sent these days, Lord Jing, is really hard to swallow...... I know that you are a thrifty housekeeper, but if you don't know, you think that you are deliberately making things difficult and that all you have sent me is prison food! This is just easy to say! So, my lord, can you send me a fish to satisfy my hunger?"
"Phew! There won't even a pie fall from the sky, let alone any chicken, duck, and fish! Where can I get you fish to eat! I said, why are you sons and daughters in the world so delicate and pretentious? You still have to eat fish at every meal? You can't eat without fish? Hmph! At first glance, you are pampered and not hungry! If you are hungry for a few meals, don't say anything coarse and light, even the dog shit on the side of the road is fragrant! You sons and brothers are really some people who don't know how to be blessed in the midst of happiness! Think of us ......as a devil I mean that the legendary demon land is not a single grass, and those hungry demons can grab the stones on the side of the road and gnaw a few bites...... "If you don't look at this Zou is Dao, you are angry, and now you are even more angry when you see it...... Jing Dong was so angry that he almost missed his mouth again, and hurriedly changed his words: "That's it! Although you have always made me angry before, but I am a generous person, so I don't know as much as you...... But the ugly words are in front of you! You eat the fish, you consume it, and you pay for it!"
"No problem! No problem at all! Silver and everything are small things! Problems that can be solved with silver are not problems...... Let me tell you, there is nothing in this world that cannot be solved by eating a fish...... Well, if there is, then eat two meals!" Zou Shidao was overjoyed when he heard this, shook his head, and said with a heart: "It's really ashamed to say it, I was still living the belly of a gentleman with the heart of a villain...... Even if you are locked up in a small dark room in the future, I will take the initiative to give you fish to eat!"
"......" Jing Dong was speechless for a while...... Why do you say that these scholars are so difficult? Even if they hurt people, they will make a few turns! Speechless, in the end, he could only make a gesture to the shopkeeper behind him with a straight face!
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The shopkeeper didn't dare to slack off, first put a food box on the ground, and then walked into the house with another food box...... Unexpectedly, as soon as he walked a few steps, he was stopped by Jing Dong from behind: "Huh, what's the matter? Xiao Er, you stop! Why did you only take a food box in?"
"Oh, the little one is holding the food box in his hand now, and in the food box on the ground is your fish from Master Jing!" explained the shopkeeper with a smile on his face.
"Small meanings, these are small meanings! Everyone is in the same trench, who eats not eats? Shopkeeper, Master Jing's share of the fish money is also wrapped in me! There is a Tao is a good thing in pairs, from now on, as long as you send me fish, you will also send a copy to Master Jing!" Zou is Dao is full of indifference.
"Hey, hey, hey! Zou is the way, don't interrupt first! No matter how you lock up and confine, it's not honest...... Believe it or not, I've kicked over the two food boxes now? I'm in charge of my territory, shopkeeper, you come back first! Put the food box in your hand on the ground, and then carry the food box on the ground inside!"
"Huh, Lord Jing, why did you come in with you? Do you want to be locked up with Xiaguan? No, do you want to eat fish with Xiaguan?" Zou said Daoqi.
"Hmph! Who will eat fish with you! Look at you're full! Look at you, you're not angry! Want to ventilate the news? No way! I'm going to check the fish myself! See if there's a dagger hidden in the fish's belly...... No, didn't hide the small note with the ventilation message!" Jing Dong rolled his eyes, and then asked the shopkeeper to open the food box...... Immediately, there was a smell of aroma blowing in the face! I saw that the plate of West Lake vinegar fish was poured with a layer of golden oily soup, just like a steaming golden-bodied Arhat! Jing Don was not polite, and when he picked up the chopsticks on the side, he stabbed them all the way...... After a few strokes, a golden-bodied Arhat turned into a pile of tofu dregs!
"Eat! I told you to eat! I told you to be dishonest! I told you to want to eat fish! First poke you into a honeycomb coal with chopsticks! If you don't want fish, you want tofu dregs, but there are a bunch of them!" Jing Don not only exerted his strength in his hands, but also pointed to the deer as a horse in his mouth, gritted his teeth and said hatefully: "How is it? Now you are honest, are you singing! You continue to sing! Tang Ta can no longer sing; Asakura can no longer sing...... Now it's your turn!"
It's messed up!