Chapter 103: Tragic Drama and Bitter Drama

"Huang Banxian's drama is almost explained...... Mouse King! This time it's your turn!" After Wu Guo arranged Huang Banxian, he turned his head to look at the Mouse King again: "How are you going to play tomorrow?"

"Brother Guo, don't worry! I heard you say so much just now, and I already know it in my heart! Although Huang Banxian's role is very important, it is still not as important as me! Because I am the male protagonist in the play!" The little mouse patted his chest and smiled stupidly: "Needless to say! Tomorrow, after Huang Banxian spews poisonous gas and smokes the little cat girl down, I will immediately jump into the middle of the field, and my face will pretend to be wonderful...... No! It was a look of righteous indignation, first reprimanded Huang Banxian with righteousness and awe, and then beat him away with three punches and two kicks! Hehe, this good show of heroes saving beauty is finished!"

"That's all, nothing else?" Wu Guo asked with a frown.

"Oh! Also, my position must be correct! After jumping into the middle of the field, stand directly in front of the little cat woman and protect her firmly behind her!" The mouse king thought for a while, and smiled happily: "Hehe, flower messenger! first protect the flowers and then beat the pervert...... Weasel!"

"Stupid little mouse! What do you think you're playing with an eagle catching chickens? What's the use of keeping a little cat woman behind you! Show her those big cuts on your back leather jacket? Let me tell you, we have spent so much trouble to put on a scene, and in addition to painting and coloring, there must be dry goods! What is dry goods? That's physical contact! Huh? Physical contact doesn't understand? You fool! Naturally, you want to open your arms and hug the little cat girl tightly! What do you think, after the little cat girl was smoked by Huang Banxian's poisonous gas, and then looked at his confused face, she was naturally extremely flustered in her heart...... When you suddenly flash out at a critical moment, she sees you as if she has seen a great savior, and she must be in tears and crying with joy! The opportunity must not be missed, and it will never come again! If you don't pounce on her and hug her with such a good opportunity, won't you be the number one stupid mouse in the world!" Wu Guo looked at the little mouse with great hatred, and really wanted to jump up and give him dozens of big bursts: "Hehe, let me tell you, the relationship between men and women is sometimes spoken, and sometimes it is hugged!" Brother Guo, I was born with a lotus tongue, so I naturally said it, but you are dumbfounded, and if you want to kill with one blow, you must hug it tightly! Well, although hugging it once can't cook raw rice into rice...... Hehe, it's half-baked!"

"Oh my God! The relationship between a man and a woman ...... Still hugging? If you can't do it, you can't do it! Being held by the little bad guys...... So-so is acceptable, if it is cuddled and hugged...... Later, my mother will know about it, and she won't scold me to death!" Rao is the eldest queen is usually arrogant and majestic, and at this time she involuntarily shivered a few times.

"Huh? Why are you shivering when you have nothing to do? Isn't it a little cold? Huang Banxian, quickly add some dry firewood to the fire! Well, I heard that when those dry firewood in the world encounter a blazing fire...... It will never be cold again!" Wu Guo snickered in his heart, but his face was silent, and while he instructed Huang Banxian to run errands, he held the cold little hand in his hand tighter! "It's okay, with me! One of the two of us is a big ice cube and the other is a big stove, just a natural pair!"

"Phew, you're the dry firewood!Go find your fire yourself!" Cai Suzhen was so angry that the roots of his teeth itched, if it weren't for the fact that one hand was tightly grasped by the little villain, he would have pinched him at that time, one Buddha was born, and the second Buddha ascended to heaven!

"Brother Guo, you are so amazing! Hehe, why did it go to my heart all of a sudden!" The mouse king's eyes lit up, and he nodded desperately: "I used to hear my grandfather talk about those bitter scenes of hugging and hugging, crying and crying! I used to hear that my ears were calloused! There were! After I appeared tomorrow, I would hug the little cat girl tightly without saying a word, and then look at her with tears in his eyes, and shout loudly, 'Little cat girl, how are you? Are you seriously injured? You must not die! If you die...... What should I do in the future!' Then Huang Banxian will sneak up on me from behind again, and it is better to beat me to the point that I vomit blood or something...... Who wouldn't! The more bitter, the better! The more bitter, the more affectionate!"

"......" Wu Guo rolled his eyes angrily: "Phew! This little mouse has no teacher, and he has drawn inferences! Are you a director? Or am I a director?"

"......" Cai Suzhen blinked his eyes in confusion: "What kind of drama is it?How come I have never seen it before...... But it seems to be very powerful......"

"......" Huang Banxian wiped the cold sweat on his forehead: "What are you doing! I'm just pretending to be a hooligan, why is the little mouse still parting with life and death? I don't have that much power!"

"Okay, good! Mouse King, you should also be more leisurely when you fight with Huang Banxian in the future, don't beat him down with three strokes and five divisions! The process is very important! The more difficult and thrilling the process, the more moved the little cat woman will be! Let me tell you, women in the world are most afraid of being moved! As long as you are moved, everything is easy to discuss!" Wu Guo smiled evilly, and his heart was even more triumphant: "If Zhenzhen hadn't been moved in his heart just now, could I have held my little hand again smoothly?"

"Oh my God! It turns out that the little bad guy has a deeper routine in his heart! Well, I can't be moved in the future...... Well, it seems like that...... Every time I was coaxed by his sweet words, I forgot all about my mother's teachings!" Although Cai Suzhen's face was still full of energy, he secretly beat the drum in his heart.

When you fight with Huang Banxian, it's best to pretend that you can't resist it, and from time to time you have to vomit blood and fall down three liters of blood, and then grit your teeth and stand up, so that the little cat girl will always be scared and moved by your persistence! When you were finally beaten all over your body and dying, you suddenly remembered the teachings of many elders, the righteousness of the race, and suddenly the power of faith filled your whole body, as if the god of war possessed the body, you raised your head to the sky and roared, and sent out the big move that had been held back for a long time!"

"Isn't it?What other big moves will the little mouse have?There will be a pause in the middle to give him a thought?Can I interrupt?" Huang Banxian stretched out his hand again to wipe the cold sweat, and reluctantly smiled: "Brother Guo, can I take the big move of the little mouse?Is there any danger to my life?"

"Brother Guo, don't worry, I understand what you mean! Don't worry, I'm not only good at bitter dramas, but also good at tragic dramas! What's wrong with monsters? Monsters also have faith and believe in spiritual power! Tomorrow, no matter how Huang Banxian punches and kicks me, I will always grit my teeth and say nothing! Every time I am knocked down by him, I have to stand up again like a little strong who can't be beaten...... As for the last ultimate...... I thought about my grandfather's teachings to me, then my father's expectations for me, and then I thought about the hard days of the demon race being oppressed by the human race...... Finally, think about your responsibilities and a bright future...... Well, anyway, there are only those who can't think of it, and there is nothing that they dare not think! When the body is finally full of energy, and then there is a roar!" Without waiting for Wu Guo to speak, the little mouse with bright eyes preemptively spoke, and as he spoke, he seemed to be completely immersed in the play: "Grandpa told me about those tragic scenes of the human race! When I was dying from being beaten by the enemy, I would always think of some things about Chen Guzi and rotten sesame seeds, and then I would be resurrected with full blood like a chicken blood, and I would turn defeat into victory!"

"Isn't it? The master has made a move, and the victory or defeat is only between lightning and fire, and the little mouse has to think about it for five hundred years before he plays a trick, and then think about it for five hundred years...... Are you treating everyone else as a puppet puppet?" Although Cai Suzhen was a listener at this time, he couldn't help but question on the spot: "Bitterness and sadness...... It's a lot of misery, your drama is too fake!"

"I don't care if others are puppets or not, as long as Huang Banxian is a puppet, what are you afraid of! We have two monster actors! Fake plays can be done for real!" After being questioned by the audience, although Wu Guo, as a director, was drumming in his heart, he still pretended to be calm and calm on his face: "Huang Banxian, you have to fully cooperate with the mouse king, when he stands stupidly at the end and thinks about the past with tears in his eyes, and looks forward to the future, you must also stand aside like a fool! Don't interrupt his long thoughts! What is the ultimate?" It's the last roar with his back to the sky! Little mouse, a roar, the earth will tremble!"

"I see, I don't know much about tragedy...... But I've never eaten chicken, and I haven't heard a chicken crow! The mouse king is the protagonist in the play, and he is born with a reversal aura! I naturally have to cooperate with my full strength! Isn't it just two fools standing stupidly facing each other! It's too easy! I will accompany him as long as he stands stupidly!" Huang Banxian suddenly gained confidence and patted his chest and promised.

"Huh, there seems to be something wrong?" Looking at the two monster actors in front of him, Wu Guo's heart suddenly felt cold: "Where have all the good actors in the world gone......? This time, I accidentally chose two more foolish monsters to be actors! Alas! It seems that I have directed the second scene in my life...... Be cool, too!"

"Hmph! If you don't listen to good people, you'll suffer a loss in front of you! If you don't believe it, we'll rush back now! When the time comes, you'll be smashed, see how you end up!" Seeing that the crowd questioned the victim's complete ignorance, Cai Suzhen rolled his eyes and said angrily: "It's not easy for a third-rate director and two third-rate actors to smash it!"

"Let's go, let's go! We've been delaying a lot of time, now that the play has been clarified, let's go back now!" Since his daughter-in-law had an order, Wu Guo naturally didn't dare to slack off, but he shouted to go home, but his eyes rolled around, and he pretended to hesitate: "But how do you go back...... I need to think about it again......"

"How can you go back? When you came, you rode a tiger, and when you go back, you will naturally ride a tiger! What else do you want to consider?" Cai Suzhen said strangely, and wanted to repeat the old trick in his heart, and suddenly stood up and tried to break free from the hands of the little bad guy, but he didn't move...... It turned out that the harmful fruit had already taken precautions, and she had already clenched one of her hands as if it was cast raw!

"Oh! There were three of them...... But when I went back, I had already become four people! There were only two tigers, how could the mounts be distributed?" Last time, I was caught off guard by you, but this time I don't even think about it!"

"......" Cai Suzhen was stunned for a moment, and even forgot to continue to break free, and thought for a long time before whispering: "Well, the three of you squeeze and ride a tiger together......"

"Hey, hey, hey, Brother Guo, little mouse, why do you all look at me with disgust?" Huang Banxian suddenly exclaimed.

"It's strange if you don't dislike you!" Wu Guo and the little mouse replied in unison: "You stink......"

"No, it stink......s when I spit poisonous gas in my mouth," Huang Banxian suddenly became half a cut shorter.

"Really, the two of us ride a tiger together...... What do you think?" Wu Guo held Cai Suzhen's hand tightly, and said with a twist, today's great opportunity is also an opportunity for him not to be missed, if he misses it, then he will not be a famous harmful fruit! Hurriedly said a lot of rhetoric! "In front of my two newly acquired younger brothers, why do you have to give face! Everyone is mixed in the rivers and lakes, and they travel together, how can there be a reason why the eldest brother in the rivers and lakes does not sit with his daughter-in-law, but squeezes together with the two younger brothers?" Well, you sister-in-law...... Naturally, I also want to uphold the authority of my eldest brother!"

"Phew, what sister-in-law, why does it sound like a peasant woman!" Although Cai Suzhen was coquettish, he had no idea in his heart, after all, there were two monster brothers present, and he couldn't completely lose the face of the director of the harmful fruit! But if you ride with him...... No matter how you think about it, you don't know the bottom of your heart...... He turned his big eyes around countless times, and then he whispered, "Then I'll sit...... Stay away from me!...... You just stand on the tiger's ass!"

In fact, the big queen was unwilling to let the little bad guy and Huang Banxian squeeze together...... In case it stinks...... So what's good!

"Okay, good, everything is up to you!what?!I...... Why are you standing on the tiger's buttocks!" Wu Guo was shocked again, grabbed his daughter-in-law's hand tightly, and said with a flattering smile: "Look, our hands are still holding each other, if we sit and stand...... We don't have that long arms!"

"Then you have to stay away from me...... Well, what is cuddling and hugging, don't even think about it!" Cai Suzhen was really out of temper by the little bad guy, and in the end he was helpless, and he only had to be lustful and inward, and hesitantly agreed: "Phew, this little bad guy! dare to do all the hard work just now is not just to simply hold hands...... Instead, the preparations for the final ride have been done in advance! Alas, the routine is really unguardable! If one is not careful, he will be ready for everything again, and only the east wind is owed!"

"Huang Banxian, you sit in front for a while!" Although the eldest brother and sister-in-law had already made a plan, the little mouse over there frowned and looked at Huang Banxian, and said with disgust: "Remember! Don't look back!"

"Why?" said Huang Banxian.

"Where did you come from, so many why!" The mouse king rolled his eyes and said angrily: "If you turn around and spit poisonous gas on me, then I must not fall off the tiger's back!"

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