"Go, go, go! The mouse king will go and pick up some dead branches and tree trunks and the like now! Then Huang Banxian will light the bonfire! Let's have a director to talk about the drama now, and let's talk about the barren mountain night!" Wu Guo was talking about it just now, and he was playing the emotional card, and he finally held one of his daughter-in-law's hands again, and naturally he had been sitting upright, and he would not let go if he was killed! Since he couldn't move, he assigned tasks to the two newly acquired monster brothers: "Huang Banxian, do you have any melons, fruits, wine, or anything like that in your cave?" Take it all out!well, where do you live...... The smell must be terrible...... We're not going in!"

"Wine, Brother Guo, do you think I look like a rich monster with wine hidden in the house?" Huang Banxian's old face suddenly turned into a bitter gourd face: "There must be no melons and fruits...... But it seems that there is still a bit of dried sweet potato...... It's been treasured for some years, and it's better to be happy alone than to be happy! It's just right to take it out and eat it together! Hehe, the main thing is that if you don't eat it, you're going to get moldy!"

"......" Wu Guo raised his other hand to wipe the cold sweat on his forehead, shook his head, and could only stop there.

After a while, the little mouse with quick hands and feet found a bunch of dead leaves and dry branches, after lighting the bonfire, several people sat around, some were young and handsome, some were beautiful like flowers, some were old, some were small, although they were varied, but under the reflection of the blazing fire, they were also interesting and complemented each other. Compared with last night's two-person world, although it is less sweet, it is a little more lively.

"Huang Banxian, the king of mouse, you two are seated! Don't frown and talk to each other! This director will give you two plays now!" Wu Guo and Cai Suzhen sat side by side on a big rock, and began to lecture triumphantly: "You must understand your role well, and you must not make mistakes! Time is precious, and the show will be officially staged early tomorrow morning!"

Now that they have recognized the big brother of the rivers and lakes, Huang Banxian and the mouse king naturally did not dare to slack off, and they all did it obediently with low eyebrows.

Alas, the demon is under the roof...... When it's time to bow your head, you have to go down!

There's no way, this world has always been the jungle...... Who made the fist of the harmful fruit big!

The fists of the Demon Saint and the Demon Saint are bigger than the harmful fruit...... But a big fist is not omnipotent, who can't let them catch a loach-like harmful fruit!

"Huang Banxian, in that scene tomorrow, your role is extremely important! Well, the villain in every scene is very important!" Wu Guo said.

"Phew, you still need to say, there are only two actors in the whole scene! I am naturally extremely important!" Huang Banxian secretly rolled his eyes.

"The director is important...... But actors also need talent! Tell me now, what role will each of you play in tomorrow's scene?" Wu Guo then asked.

"My role is to pull hatred! Ahem, Brother Guo, don't worry! Isn't it just pulling hatred? I'm familiar with this! I've heard that the men, women, and children in the ordinary villages on the human side grit their teeth with hatred every time they hear the word weasel...... Well, my natural hatred is extremely high! When everyone sees me, they not only shout and fight, but also cover their noses! Tomorrow I will play the role of a fish snatcher! I don't say a word, I will go up and catch the big carp that has become a fine in the pool! As the saying goes, people die for money, and cats die for fish! The little cat girl naturally refused to agree, since she didn't agree with each other, she would definitely have a big fight later!" The little mouse had already given him a detailed introduction to the ins and outs before, and Huang Banxian naturally knew everything. As the villain in the play, of course, he has to take the lead, so he jumped up and was the first to speak: "After fighting for a few rounds, I will smoke the cold mouth and spray poisonous mist, and smoke the little cat girl directly, and then the little mouse jumps out to save the beauty...... Brother Guo, I didn't say you...... This plot you have arranged without any new ideas is really too old-fashioned!"

"No! You must not mention a fish character! As long as you mention a fish word, I am afraid that your identity will be revealed!" Wu Guo looked at Huang Banxian like an idiot, and said angrily: "Although this scene is old-fashioned, the key lies in the mistakes! The little cat woman is not a fool, you will suddenly fall from the sky early tomorrow morning, it will be a little abrupt, if you know that there is an adult carp in the pool...... Then you are obviously the rescuer brought by the mouse king! What kind of hero do you play to save the beauty!"

"Oh! Brother Guo, when you say that, it seems that it is really the same thing!" Huang Banxian was taken aback, thought about it, and then hesitated a little: "If I can't grab the fish, then I won't be very good at acting! After all, what I am best at in my life is stealing chickens and touching dogs...... Hehe, don't blame me for always thinking about that fish...... Ever since I heard from the mouse king that there is a big carp that is about to become sperm, my heart has always been itchy...... It seems that the chicken will not be able to catch it for a while, and I am not allowed to eat fish to make up for it!"

"Phew, unproductive guy! You can't grab fish, but you can rob people...... Remember! When you appear tomorrow, you must have a strong aura! What? What is your aura? Only poisonous gas has no aura? Alas! You are really rotten wood and cannot be carved! I mean...... When you appear, you must not worry about eating fish, but pretend to be a bully and want to snatch the little cat woman home to be his wife!"

"Brother Guo, I'm an honest man...... Honest monster! Although he is a little greedy, he is molesting a woman from a good family or something...... Not good at all!" Huang Banxian shook his hands wildly, his eyes flashing.

"Phew! How can there be an honest monster in the world who likes to steal chickens in the middle of the night!" Wu Guodang even scolded angrily: "Besides, I didn't let you tease the little cat girl! I just let you play hooligan! Well, not only do you have to deliberately drool in a daze when you appear, but you always have to shoot a blue glow in your small eyes!"

"Ahem! Brother Guo, you just said that it's not over if you play hooligan...... It's so literate, who understands!" "Since Director Guo is already so bitter, Huang Banxian no longer hides it, not only shows his true face, but also says vividly: "Who wouldn't be a hooligan! Brother Guo, although you are smart, you are still a little young and inexperienced...... Let me tell you, everything in the world is mutually reinforcing, and the five elements are like this, and so are men and women! Every man has a rogue heart! And every woman ...... Naturally, I have a heart to fight hooligans......"

"......" Wu Guo was suddenly choked by Huang Banxian's words, his eyes rolled around, and it took a long time before he sighed: "I'm not afraid that monsters are uneducated, I'm afraid that monsters will play hooligans!"

"......" Cai Su couldn't help but laugh in his heart: "Oh my God! I just came to the land of demons...... The two monsters I know are old and small...... What kind of shrimp soldiers and crab generals are these!"

"Who said that, I haven't been beaten by a woman!" The mouse king was suddenly unconvinced, paused, and then hung his head again: "But my little liver that plays hooligan...... But I've been scratched by Catwoman several times......"

Seeing that the scene was a precursor to falling into chaos again, Wu Guo hurriedly spoke out to stop it, and said loudly: "Also!Huang Banxian, you must master the proportions when you spit poisonous gas in your mouth tomorrow! You must smoke the little cat girl so that her limbs are weak, but you can't stun her directly! If the little cat girl is smoked by you, you must ...... The cat is unconscious, who else is the scene of the mouse king hero saving the beauty to watch!"

"Oh! This is difficult! I can only cultivate one breath of poison gas in a day...... Well, it's mainly because I haven't been able to eat enough all these years, and there is too little oil and water in my stomach......" Huang Banxian listened, but hesitated: "My mouthful of poisonous gas is about to spit out like a surging river, how can I care if the little cat girl is dead or alive in the end!"

"Phew, you stupid weasel, how come you were born a rectum! You don't split the poison gas in your stomach into two parts? vomit half first?" Wu Guo scolded angrily.

"Oh, Brother Guo, you said it lightly! I won't vomit half of it...... How can it be so easy! Don't you Terrans often say it...... If you are stuck in your throat, you won't vomit or be happy!" Huang Banxian rolled his eyes.

"Zhenzhen, you stretch out your other hand and freeze this weasel that rolls its eyes into a skin jelly first!" Wu Guo gritted his teeth.

"Understood! I understand everything! I'll spit up half of it tomorrow to see the effect! Brother Guo, just take a look!" Huang Banxian was shocked, and hurriedly couldn't stop asking for mercy.

"That's not right! I remember when you arranged the first fight scene at Niangzi Guanchengtou, you wrote two pages of lines in duplicate in advance!" Obviously, Cai Suzhen and Harm Man Guo have been staying together all day long, and now they are obviously bad at learning, and when they saw that the scene had become a mess, not only did they not stop it, but they also laughed softly on the side as if they were afraid that the world would not be chaotic...... Lines?"

"I wrote two lines at the beginning because you and Grandpa Tiger are your own people! Of course, your own people are easy to discuss!" Wu Guo shook his head and smiled bitterly: "The problem is that the little cat girl is still a hostile force now, who knows what she will say when she sees Huang Banxian tomorrow...... Since I don't know what she said, it's useless for me to teach him any lines now!

"This trip to the land of demons is really rewarding!" Looking at Cai Suzhen's ignorant face, Yanran chuckled, although Wu Guo complained bitterly on his face, his heart was already full of joy!" When my daughter-in-law has a sword in her hand, she is naturally majestic, but when she has a hand in her hand, she ...... Hehe, I've finally become a shy little daughter-in-law!"

"Alas, Brother Guo, you said it earlier! Don't say anything, follow the chicken strain! My best thing in my life is to eat chicken strain!" Huang Banxian swallowed his saliva and said.

"Brother Guo, you must not be careless! You have never fought with the little cat woman, you don't know how powerful she is! She has a slender figure, her movements are extremely flexible and agile, and when her body swims up, it is like a gust of wind, and she is gently around you, and suddenly there are many phantoms of her in all directions! Even my head-hugging mouse scurrying footwork can't please a little good!" The mouse king on the side frowned and thought about it, and said very worriedly: "Huang Banxian is dizzy, if he really has to fight, I'm afraid that he won't even be able to catch a shadow of the little cat girl!" If he ends up spitting poisonous mist into those illusory shadows...... That's not going to work at all!"

"Oh, that little cat girl is so powerful?" Huang Banxian was startled at first, his little eyes rolled, and he suddenly had an idea: "Then I'm not afraid! Although she is powerful, I still have rogue moves! Hehe! I can use it when fighting...... By then, she will definitely be flustered, her hands and feet numb, and she will not be able to catch her in the end!"

"Phew, you old rascal! You're still flustered! Panic you! Mess with you! I'll make your hands and feet numb first!" The little mouse suddenly became anxious, and almost didn't jump up directly! "No, no, no! What a dragon claw hand! I haven't caught it yet...... If you dare to grab it, I'll bite your hand off later!"

"Well, the little mouse is right! You still can't use the three indiscriminate moves!" Wu Guo didn't want to reprimand Huang Banxian seriously: "The little cat girl will be the daughter-in-law of the mouse king in the future, and the wife of a friend, you can't be bullied! Besides, although the little cat girl has always been merciful to the little mouse's subordinates, what about you...... If you mess with her, I'm sure I'll catch you with a face full of flowers!"

"Ahem! This is not good, that is not allowed! Why is it so stinky and exquisite! I don't take the little mouse as a friend!" Huang Banxian rolled his eyes and secretly scolded himself.

"Then what should I do? The old rascal you invited couldn't beat the ignorant girl, and now it's hilarious!" Cai Suzhen pursed his lips and laughed quietly.

Four people with four mouths, you are noisy with me, and suddenly they are all messed up!

"Don't worry! Let me think about it! Kittenwoman has high combat power and fast skills...... When I was a child, I listened to people talk about books in the teahouse...... On the battlefield, when two generals with armor and armor fight each other, if either side can't beat it...... will turn the horse's head to deceive first! Then hold back the big move while running, and finally come back with a horse pistol!" Seeing that the scene was so critical, Wu Guo's eyes rolled for a while, and he immediately slapped his thigh! "Huang Banxian, you don't have to be afraid, although the kitten woman's body is smart, but you can turn around and escape! She just has a phantom when she is circling people, and when she is chasing behind her, there is no phantom except for a shadow! When the time comes, you have a horse pistol...... No, it's a half-breath of poison gas when he turns around...... Well, you can even spit out half a mouthful of poison gas according to the phantom of Catwoman in the previous fight and then turn around and run away, when she thinks your stomach is empty, she will naturally chase you boldly and with confidence...... Then you turn around and make another move, the rhinoceros Mochizuki! Make sure you're done! Oh! Don't say it, Brother Guo, I'm really handy as a director!"

"The rivers and lakes are sinister, it's really impossible to prevent!" Cai Suzhen took the lead, staring at the harmful fruit with the two monsters, and his heart was wow and cool.

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