Chapter 236: Two Unlucky Male Bodhisattvas
The beautiful woman also smiled slightly: "Since you have some ability, you can go and discuss with your master again, and then I can recruit you." ”
Zhu Bajie immediately snorted and said: "No need to discuss, he is not my biological parents, whether to do it or not, it is up to me." ”
The biological mother had already been eaten by herself.
The beautiful woman had no choice but to smile and say, "Okay, okay, wait for me to talk to the little girl." ”
The dignified Marshal of Tianpeng, but the pig's brain just can't imagine that he is a pig-headed monster with a huge mouth and fangs, how can this human girl not be afraid of her own image? Can that be ugly and described?
What's more, in Fuling Mountain, they still eat people for a living, and now they have to be husband and wife with human women, and do things with human women.
If according to the saying of some pig fans in later generations, according to the perspective of Zhu Bajie monsters, then human beings are the food in Zhu Bajie's mouth, and human livestock are also food in human mouths.
Obviously, no matter from the perspective of human beings, or from the perspective of monsters, Zhu Bajie is a beast, since he eats people, how can he still be a husband and wife for a human woman?
Secretly Zhun Ti blinked his eyes, Sun Yuan also looked interesting, I don't want these four saints to try Zen to change the female match, or because of his own interference, the butterfly effect that occurred?
So soon the pigs were released and the horses were released, and the little white dragon elder brother was honestly led, and when he was fine, he pretended to graze action.
In the blink of an eye, I only heard the beautiful woman outside shouting a true, love, and merciful, followed by three moth eyebrows and emeralds, jade face and spring, enchanting and pouring into the country, slender and moving, full of pearls and emeralds, fragrant all over the body, delicate and delicate, Xizi delicate, as if Chang'e out of the cold in the moon, and entered the hall one by one.
Tang Seng hurriedly folded his palms and bowed his head, in fact, he also wanted to see in his heart, he had not been completely brainwashed, otherwise he would not be able to disembowel people in the world.
Sun Wukong deliberately pretended not to pay attention, and he didn't feel anything at all, and Sha Seng turned his back and turned around: "Second Senior Brother, Second Senior Brother, why didn't you find out that you were such a pig brain when you were in the sky, this human woman who is not even afraid of our monsters, could she be a human woman?
Only Zhu Bajie didn't blink his eyes, his lustful heart was disordered, his lust was gallant, and he hummed and whispered when he twisted it: "There is a labor fairy descending." Mother, please sisters. ”
As soon as Manjushri Bodhisattva, Puxian Bodhisattva, and Buddha of Fear of Leaving Sun appeared, they turned to the screen and left a pair of yarn lanterns.
The beautiful woman of Vilamba Bodhisattva smiled and said, "The four elders are willing to pay attention, which one is worthy of my little girl?"
Sha Seng directly said in a rough voice: "We have discussed, and the subordinate surnamed Zhu is recruited." ”
Zhu Bajie immediately twisted and pinched, humming and humming: "Brother, don't frame me, and follow the crowd." ”
A smile flashed in Sun Wukong's eyes, and he also said with a smile: "Idiot, you don't know how much your mother has called, hurry up and agree, and take us to eat some happy wine, which is also a benefit." ”
Sun Wukong said that he was holding Zhu Bajie with one hand, and pulling the beautiful woman with the other: "Mother-in-law, take your son-in-law in." ”
Zhu Bajie also simply followed the twist and pinch and walked out.
The beautiful woman also called the boy again and said, "Wipe the tables and chairs, lay out the evening fast, and take care of the three in-laws." I'll take my brother-in-law's room. ”
Zhu Bajie hummed: "Mother, go slowly, I'm here to live, you take me." ”
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Secretly Zhun Ti blinked: "I think that monkey is related to me." ”
Sun Yuan: "Oh, I think I also have a fate with a Taoist friend, that Taoist friend might as well help him, it is said that he is considered very miserable by the Heavenly Immortals and Buddhas of the Three Realms and Three Qing Dao Ancestors." ”
Zhun Ti also nodded: "Alas, I don't want to be just that one Guanyin Bodhisattva, and the female disciples under the Tongtian Throne, who didn't sentence me to the Western Sect, nor did they harm this ancestral witch monkey." Born with the body of an ancestral witch who is born with a primordial god, or is it such a person who looks like a human but not a human, like an ape and not an ape, what is your origin?'
Zhun Ti nodded: "Let's take a look at the secret opportunity to help him." ”
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As he spoke, he saw only one incense room.
Zhu Bajie hummed and saliva flowed out: "Mother, which sister do you put with me?"
The beautiful woman smiled coquettishly: "It is this matter that is difficult, I want to match the eldest daughter with you, I am afraid of the second daughter;
If you want to match the second woman with you, you are afraid of the third female monster;
I want to match the three girls with you, but I am afraid of the big female monster: so I am undecided. ”
Zhu Bajie stepped forward and grabbed the sleeve of the beautiful woman's shirt and hummed: "Mother, if you are afraid of fighting, you can stop with me, so as to save the noise and mess up the family law." ”
The beautiful woman immediately sneered, "How can this be reasonable! You alone will not be able to take my three daughters!"
Zhu Bajie said: "Look at what my mother said, which one doesn't have three rooms and four concubines? Just a few more, and your son-in-law also laughed at it." When I was young, I also learned the method of fierce warfare, and I managed to make him happy one by one. ”
The beautiful woman shook her head and said, "It's not good, it's not good." I have a handkerchief here, you put it on your head, cover your face, hit a heavenly marriage, teach my daughter to walk past you, you stretch out your hand and pull that one, and match that with you. ”
Soon, under the guidance of Sun Wukong, Sha Seng, and Xiaobailong, they also secretly looked at Sun Yuan together.
Zhu Bajie: "Mother, your daughter is so slippery that she can't get one, what, what?"
The beautiful woman smiled coquettishly and said, "Son-in-law, it's not my daughter who is obedient, they are all humble and refuse to recruit you." ”
Zhu Bajie hummed: "Mother, since they refuse to recruit me, you can recruit me." ”
The beautiful woman immediately said angrily: "Good son-in-law is dumb! This is no big or small, even the mother-in-law wants it? ”
And so it followed.
Vilamba Bodhisattva: "Come, come, I'm here." ”
Manjushri also turned back into a male and female voice, pinched an orchid and said, "Come, come, I'm here." ”
Fuxian Bodhisattva also turned back into a male and female voice, and then pinched an orchid finger and said with a smile: "Elder Pig, come, I'm here." ”
Fearing that Sun Buddha also folded his palms and turned back into his true body, but he made a strange female voice: "Come on, I'm here." ”
Sun Yuan, who was watching, almost fell headlong, and sure enough, he was taught by Lao Tzu Yuanshi, but fortunately, he no longer taught humans to use women's feces and urine to subdue demons.
Zhun Ti also blinked his eyes, but suddenly stretched out a hand silently behind his back and slashed directly at Sun Yuan's head.
"Poof!"
Sun Yuan was directly chopped off and fell to the ground, without moving.
Then Zhun Ti pointed to Manjushri Bodhisattva, Fuxian Bodhisattva, and Fear of Liusun Buddha, and suddenly the three goods couldn't move at the same time, and only felt that the heat in the body was unbearable, and he was caught by Zhu Bajie: "Sister, I finally caught you." ”
The key is that although the three goods are physically controlled, their consciousness is awake, and in an instant, the three of them can't help but stare at them in shock and anger.
Zhun Ti then took Vilamba Bodhisattva away and disappeared.
Immediately after the snorting of Zhu Bajie alone in the incense room, Sun Yuancai raised his head from the ground strangely, but unfortunately he couldn't see Zhun Ti and Vilamba Bodhisattva double cultivation.