Chapter 235 The monks are all hungry ghosts
Soon the beautiful woman left, and gave the master and apprentice a few considerations.
And for the current relationship between master and apprentice and grandson, it also makes Vilan Po Bodhisattva can't help but be weird, only to feel that the original arrangement of Guanyin Bodhisattva seems to be to let the demon monkey, Marshal Tianpeng, and General Rolling Shutter all become Tang Seng's apprentices, otherwise they would not have Wukong, Wuneng (incompetent), and Wuxuan's names.
Obviously, Guanyin Bodhisattva regarded himself as the five elders of the Five Directions, and he also deliberately ridiculed the Marshal Tianpeng from the Eight Views Palace, otherwise, with the wisdom of the Goddess of Mercy Bodhisattva, he would not have thought that enlightenment could be the same as incompetence? How could he dare to ridicule the Eight Views Palace? It also made everyone in the Three Realms couldn't help but be slightly weird.
And only Sun Yuan knows, some ignorant people in later generations said that Sun Wukong was a perverted monkey, but he obviously didn't use his brain when he read Journey to the West, and there was a clear record in the thirty-second chapter, Sun Wukong himself said: 'Lao Sun didn't know how to do such a thing since he was a child, so let Bajie stay here.'" ’
But it was the time for the Four Saints to try Zen.
The things that I don't know what to do are the things of men and women.
That is, although Sun Wukong is more than 800 years old, he is actually a late-maturing person, and he has no concept of beauty and ugliness at all, otherwise he would not be called a fairy monster in Pantaoyuan.
Similarly, when the silk cave was in the back, it was recorded that although Sun Wukong did watch seven spider spirits take a bath, his original intention was not to peek for the sake of color, not for peeking. But he didn't feel anything at all, but he thought about how to come up with a desperate plan to let the seven spider spirits go ashore without clothes to wear, and he didn't drool at all.
So how is Sun Wukong, who turns a blind eye to the bathing of the seven spider spirits and only thinks about stealing the clothes of the seven people without any feeling, a perverted monkey?
Obviously, only people who don't use their brains to read books will say that Sun Wukong is a perverted monkey, and they have not understood the Journey to the West recorded by later generations at all, and only those who understand some brainless little white books will say that.
And Sun Wukong didn't even look at the bodies of the seven people, but he said to himself: 'It's really not good for a man like me to kill these girls.' Don't hit her, just give them a trick ......
Obviously, Sun Wukong is bad and has some pity for the jade, the pity is that he can't bear to attack a few girls, and the bad thing is that he actually stole the clothes of seven people.
So why is Sun Wukong a perverted monkey?
Similarly, the Tongtianhe River recorded that although Sun Wukong peeked at Guanyin Bodhisattva, it can be said:
This Monkey King is impatient and weak.
The heavens will not be able to stay, so they will step inward.
Dragged into the deep forest, opened his eyes and peeked.
From a distance, save the suffering, sit cross-legged and line the remnants.
Lazy and afraid of makeup, the face is more graceful.
Scattered a nest of silk, never wore a tassel.
Do not hang a plain blue robe, close to the small jacket.
Waist tied brocade skirt, bare feet.
There is no shawl embroidered belt, and there are two jade arms of fine light.
Jade is holding a steel knife and is peeling the bamboo skin. ’
But Sun Wukong just secretly watched inside, what was Guanyin Bodhisattva doing? But he didn't have any idea of peeping at all, who knew that Guanyin Bodhisattva was scattering a green silk, and the waist was tied in a brocade skirt, with a pair of jade feet, and there was no shawl embroidered belt, and a pair of jade hands were peeling vermilion?
One is that Sun Wukong didn't feel it at all when he saw it.
The second is a more critical question, which can be described as a flood and famine for countless years, who has ever seen such an image of Guanyin Bodhisattva? If Guanyin Bodhisattva does not want Sun Wukong to see it, can Sun Wukong see Guanyin Bodhisattva in an undressed state?
Obviously, later generations can say that Sun Wukong is a perverted monkey, and he just reads books without brains.
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And this time Vilamba Bodhisattva left quickly, and there were only a few people left in the hall.
Sha Seng couldn't help but deliberately said roughly: "Second Senior Brother, why don't you be a son-in-law here." ”
Zhu Bajie immediately hummed: "Brother, don't frame people, and think about the long run, think about the long run." ”
Sun Wukong also smiled and said: "What do you care? If you are willing, I will teach you to be a son-in-law who steps on the door." Her family has such wealth and treasure, she must accompany the makeup, rectify a feast of relatives, and we will also use some of it, you are still vulgar here, but it is not the best of both worlds?"
Zhu Bajie immediately hummed again: "Everyone has this heart, and they make a fool of my old pig." As the saying goes, a monk is a hungry ghost. That shouldn't be so?
All these twisting and pinching classes have broken all the good things, so that now the tea can't be seen, and the lights are not cared for. Although he stayed up all night, the horse had to carry the man and walk again tomorrow, and if he was hungry all night, he had to skin it.
Sit and wait for the old pig to come and herd the horses. ”
Want to put the little white dragon?
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Secretly Zhun Ti couldn't help blinking: "That Xuandu Dao brother, but he has accepted a good subordinate, this pig demon has eaten countless people before it was collected, and he was beaten down in the mortal world and lived by eating people, and their three Qing Dao ancestors really regard humans as ants."
Dongfang undefeated Taoist friends, but you don't know, you wait for human beings, cough cough, don't say it. In fact, although Sun Yuan is insidious, and he is a small belly chicken intestines, flaws must be reported, and he is a narrow-minded person, but he still takes care of human beings. ”
Sun Yuan also blinked: "Why do I think that Daoist friends are also a compassionate person, do you want to watch the Three Qing Dao Ancestors, the Western Heavenly Buddha, and the Mantian God Buddha do evil? Well, I can't control it even if I want to, I can only wait for the saint to return in the future, but I think that the Zhun Ti saint is a good person, and he will definitely help the Sun Yuan saint when the time comes." ”
After saying that, Sun Yuan realized that he seemed to have missed his mouth, how could the Zhun Ti incarnation in front of him have the ability to manage the saint, so he hurriedly diverted the topic.
I didn't want to mention it, but I nodded and said: "What Daoyou said is that the Zhun Ti saint is indeed a good person, but the matter between the saints is not something we can guess." I heard that the Zhun Ti Saint had beaten the Sun Yuan Saint twice, so let's just take a look at the excitement. You're going to drug them, and I'm secretly helping you. ”
Sun Yuan also immediately nodded seriously and said, "Well, this sunflower treasure book I have cultivated should be able to make them not detect the breath, as long as the Taoist friend helps me cover up my figure." ”
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At the same time in the house.
I saw that the beautiful woman who had changed from Vilamba Bodhisattva was also standing at the head of the door and said with a smile: "Little Elder, where are you going?"
Why do you see that Zhu Bajie is an elder with a pig's head?
Zhu Bajie hurriedly threw away the reins of the little white dragon, stepped forward and sang: "Mother, I'll let the horse go." ”
The little white dragon immediately blinked his horse eyes: "This mother has shouted?" Could it be that the second junior brother of Marshal Tianpeng has forgotten that I am a dragon and can understand human speech. ’
So the little white dragon also hurriedly lowered his head and pretended to find grass to eat.
The beautiful woman continued to laugh coquettishly: "Your master and ancestor are fine. I recruited a son-in-law in my house, but I didn't force myself to go to the west to learn from the scriptures and become a monk?"
Zhu Bajie immediately said: "Mother, they are following the will of the Bodhisattva, and they dare not violate the will of the Bodhisattva, so they refuse to do this." They planted me in the front hall just now, and I was a little timid, but I was afraid that my mother would think I had a long mouth and big ears. ”
The woman continued to laugh coquettishly: "I don't like it, but I'm afraid that my little daughter is a little ugly." ”
Zhu Bajie hummed and said: "Mother, you have ordered love, don't be so selective." Thinking about that Tang monk, although the talent is handsome, it is actually useless. I'm ugly, but I have some ability, or you can recruit me. ”
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