Chapter 98: Good luck, let's eat chicken together
"Canglang", Cai Suzhen saw that the scene was chaotic, and Wu Guowu bowed his head in contemplation unwillingly, and his heart was anxious, and he immediately pulled out the sword in his hand with a cold face.
If the tiger girl is not powerful, you should be a sick cat!
"Don't draw your sword! I ...... I promised! You don't know...... I'm a natural pretending ghost, not only is I full of acting talent, but my expression is also very exaggerated, you are really looking for the right person for me!" Huang Banxian was suddenly shocked, and while he promised again and again, he whispered with a thief heart: "But...... I...... Can I ...... A small request?......"
"Phew, what's going on these days! Why hasn't there been an honest man...... Honest monster!" After Cai Suzhen coldly returned the sword into the sheath, he was also helpless in his heart: "These two monsters, one old and one young, one is notorious and the other is as timid as a mouse, which is really a headache!"
"What conditions?" was interrupted by Huang Banxian, about the risk assessment of the stinky socks that the little mouse ran away...... Wu Guo couldn't think anymore, so he just looked at him with a smile and asked.
"I want to ...... Eat a chicken ......" Huang Banxian licked his lips and said in a slurred manner.
"Ahem! I thought it was a big deal! What's so hard about it! Don't talk about a chicken...... Brother Guo, although I am not very old, I am also an old driver...... No, no, what old driver...... I also read it in a small yellow book of the island country that Xiao Ye gave me...... Hehe, it's definitely not true!" Wu Guo's cowhide was just halfway blown, and he saw the murderous eyes of the tsundere queen beside him, and suddenly realized that something was wrong, and hurriedly changed his words: "Huang Banxian, as long as you play this scene well, I will take you to the Central Plains in the future, and I will lead you to good luck every night and eat chicken together!"
"Oh, the treasure land of the Central Plains, the little wolf has been yearning for a long time in his heart!" Huang Banxian was overjoyed when he heard this, and while he was overjoyed, he couldn't help but pretend to be a fool again: "When I go to the Central Plains, I not only want to steal chickens! I also want to cheat money! I heard that people over there are stupid and have a lot of money...... Hehe, I was born to act and deceive people, wouldn't it be like a fish in water when I went to the Central Plains......"
"Phew, a bearded man, and he still calls himself a little wolf!" Cai Suzhen was suddenly furious, and said angrily: "Even though the Central Plains has beautiful mountains and rivers, there are many miscellaneous fish...... But there are also a lot of bright swords!"
"Don't dare, don't dare! Everything is under Brother Guo's orders!" Huang Banxian's eyes lit up, and he immediately drooped his head and wilted most of it!
"Since you are at my command...... Huang Banxian, I don't know how much gold and silver treasures are hidden in your cave? You will also follow me to the Central Plains in the future, and the gold and silver treasures are placed in the cave and cannot give birth to cubs, so it is better to take them out now and set up a set of friendships...... It's your vote!" Seeing that the general trend had been decided, Wu Guo's eyes rolled, and he couldn't help but reveal his wealth fan attribute again.
"......" The big queen blinked innocently and her eyes widened: "The little bad guy is really three sentences that never leave the line!"
"......" The mouse king rolled his eyes weakly: "This time it's Huang Banxian's turn to hemorrhage again!"
"Oh! Brother Guo, don't you look at what the year of the Demon Land is now! There are still 200 years before it reaches the heyday! Alas! I really don't have anything, and I can't eat enough! Look at my skinny body now! I can't open the pot at home...... Where else is there any treasure!" Huang Banxian suddenly complained bitterly, lest Wu Guo not believe it, and even more dejectedly revealed all the embarrassing things he had done in the past: "It's even more unfortunate that you are here at this time! The cold has just passed, and this time of year is not green...... I remember that in the early spring of last year, I was so hungry and dizzy, and then I couldn't stand it anymore, so I ran to the little wolf king to play the autumn wind...... I thought in my heart that since each other's names have a wolf word in them, no matter how they say it, they are also related to each other, and they can always trick some big fish and meat to eat......"
"Oh, how many days did you cheat at his house last year?" was suddenly called Brother Guo respectfully by a little old man with an obscene shape...... Wu Guo was still a little confused in his heart: "Huh, you and the little mouse still have a mouse in their names! Why don't you go to the little mouse's house to eat and drink?"
"Little mouse, they are all poor brothers! I know with my knees that he is not much more generous than me! What good things can I eat when I go to his house! Alas! I am not afraid of your jokes...... I rushed to Wolf Mountain in high spirits, who knew that the little wolf king's nostrils were on the door of his head! He didn't even look at me! Don't say anything to eat or drink, and in the end he didn't even get a sip of cold water!" Huang Banxian paused, and said with a look of resentment: "It is said that the rich people on the human side have always been rich and not rich...... The little wolf king who doesn't want to be a demon ...... But it's getting richer and richer!"
"Phew, for the rich...... That's benevolent benevolence!" Wu Guo immediately rolled his eyes a few times, thought for a moment, and asked, "Listen to what you say...... The little wolf king's family is very rich?"
"What does it mean to be very rich! That's very rich, isn't it! The grassland is basically owned by the wolf clan, and the little wolf king's house is really a sea of cows and horses, and there are groups of demon maids, and the number is almost more than the sand in the desert! It is the first huge rich family in the land of demons!" Before Huang Banxian answered, the mouse king couldn't help but shout: "Among the demon clan, the wolf clan has the most people, his family is rich, and he has many thugs, and he has always walked sideways with his eyes to the sky!" As for us poor lonely ghosts, he naturally doesn't even bother to look at them!"
"That's it, everyone is a wolf, why is the gap so big!" Huang Banxian also said bitterly, he thought about it, and suddenly exclaimed: "Since Brother Guo is from the Terran side, I don't know if I have known that Wanbaotang before?" Although I didn't hit the autumn wind last year, I accidentally met Wanbaotang Wangongzi of the Terran at the foot of Wolf Mountain......
"Oh, you've known Wanhuo Bao before, Wanhuo Bao...... Naturally, it's one of the many nicknames of Wanbaotang!" Wu Guo nodded, then raised his eyebrows and asked, "By the way, what kind of place did you say about that wolf mountain? Shouldn't the little wolf king live on the Wanli grassland?"
"A hundred and ten miles south of this place is the Wolf Mountain! It is the place where the wolf's grandmother lives; the little wolf king has been living there for several years!" The past was unbearable, and Huang Banxian couldn't help but burst into tears as he spoke: "I naturally didn't know Wan Gongzi before! But he was a really good man! At that time, at the foot of the Wolf Mountain, he saw that I was so hungry that I was shaking when I walked, so he gave me two baked cakes...... Alas, I think I am a generation of yellow rats, wolves among rats...... One day, it will be reduced to the point of gnawing on the pancakes!"
"Phew, this treasure of ten thousand lives! others are thieves and immortals...... He is a childlike child! Although he lost most of his business to make a living, after all, he is a skinny camel bigger than a horse! He only gave you two baked cakes...... It's obviously deliberately playing tricks on you!What an authentic living treasure!" Wu Guo was amused in his heart, and then asked, "Wanhuo Bao is going to Wolf Mountain...... But what business do you have to do with the little wolf king?"
"That's nature! The Little Wolf King is the number one rich man in the Demon Land...... 's only child, naturally he is second to none the rich second generation...... As long as he is doing business, he will naturally go to fight him desperately! I remember that at that time, at the foot of Wolf Mountain, Wan Gongzi's caravans of carriages and horses were lined up, and there was no shop in front of the village or behind the village...... The carts were full of tea, salt, silk and satin, and you couldn't see the end at a glance!
"There is no village in front of the village, and there is no store in the back...... It turns out that Wanhuo Bao is on the spot, after these monsters have transformed into human forms...... Obviously, there are not a few taels of ink in his stomach, but he likes to abuse bad words! The little wolf king has become a rich second generation...... Alas, it turns out that this demon land is also a ukiyo-e of human affection!" Cai Suzhen couldn't help but purse his lips and steal fun while listening to it.
"Oh! really, you can laugh and laugh, what are you doing pinching me!" Inexplicably, Wu Guo screamed bitterly, and finally asked the key question with a twinkle in his eyes: "I don't know after the truckload of goods in Wanbaotang was transported to Wolf Mountain...... What did you change from the little wolf king?"
"Last year, he finally changed all horses! He exchanged a thousand Western Regions BMWs from the little wolf king! And they were all blood-red sweat and blood BMWs! Oh, Wolf Mountain naturally didn't have so many sweaty BMWs, and later Wan Gongzi personally took his men to the Wanli Grassland to select them!" Speaking of those gossip, Huang Banxian's eyes suddenly lit up: "Originally, I didn't know these things! But Wan Gongzi saw that I was very good at that time, so he very sincerely invited me to go to the Wanli Grassland to help him select and escort horses along the road!" How could the ordinary horsemen under his command be able to restrain so many bloody horses that were extremely powerful! There is a saying that when the whip sounds, the gold is ten thousand taels! If one or two horses are lost on the way, it is a great loss!"
"......" Wu Guo and Cai Suzhen looked at each other, and naturally knew the final whereabouts of those sweaty BMWs in their hearts!
"How did I hear that...... Wan Huo Bao was exchanged for spirit stones from the Little Wolf King?" Wu Guo thought for a moment and asked again.
The immortal princess is ...... Even if she is now a stranger to Yu Hong's dress, but blood is thicker than water, after all, she is still the pearl of the old warrior's palm! She and her Immortal Army are now like harvesting crops, one will collect sweat and blood, and the other will collect spirit stones...... Collect it so unscrupulously for a few more years...... Who else in the world is her opponent! I'm afraid that when the time comes, she will only need to move her mouth, and she will have to cry and shout and run over to worship the eldest sister!
Before the indomitable army, even the real person of Yuanying can't resist it!
There is no other way but to turn around and smear oil on the soles of your feet and run away quickly!
If the clay pot is not broken by the well, the general will inevitably die in battle! Since he has been exhausted since ancient times, he will die...... Then naturally there will be exhaustion and death!
I'm so exhausted, I'm dead!
"I don't know if it's true to change spirit stones or something...... Ahem! Even if there is, such a confidential matter, a small ordinary person like me will not know about it!" Huang Banxian shook his head again and again.
"No! This time I came to the land of demons, I said that I would also take time to meet Wanhuo Bao once! We also have a big iron gate in Northwest Niangzi Pass, which can also go straight to the land of demons, and there is no reason to let others take advantage of it!" Wu Guo first gritted his teeth and said, then turned his head to look at the eldest queen, and laughed quietly: "Look at the princess of the human family! Not only is she beautiful, her martial arts are good, but even her head is so good! Really, you and she are both in the peerless beauty circle, why is the gap so big!"
"Phew!" Cai Suzhen immediately angrily spat the harmful fruit, but this time he didn't say anything...... Say what you say!
"Oh my God! The Terran woman is really amazing! Not only is she beautiful...... And those little hands will turn into a pair of big pincers in the blink of an eye!" In the series of painful cries of the harmful fruit, the Huang Banxian and the mouse king on the side both looked straight at it, and their hearts were cold: "It turns out that there are really stronger of the strong! A mountain is still higher than a mountain! Even if it is a bad stomach...... It's no match for the invincible orchid finger of the beauties around you!"