Chapter 99: Contradiction
"Brother Guo, are you very familiar with the Immortal Princess? I heard you mention the Immortal Princess of the Human Race in your words just now...... Last year, when I rode a horse back to the camp for Wan Gongzi, I listened to the occasional whispering behind the scenes of the coachmen and executioners...... It turns out that the immortal princess sitting in the tiger prison is the backstage boss of Wan Gongzi! Alas! This is really a demon compared to a demon, and he is angry with a demon! Wan Gongzi is not only handsome and chic, but he is also a piece of cake when he hears about poetry and articles! Not only is he a rich boss...... Even the big backer behind him is so strong...... What a legendary winner in life!" After a few people made a fuss, Huang Banxian's eyes rolled, and he suddenly became flattering, and laughed quietly: "Brother Guo, you may not know, even in the land of demons, the name of that immortal princess is amazing! Not to mention what kind of noble status she is! It is said that there is also a well-trained elite cavalry under his command...... That's a big man who stamped his feet, and the entire demon land was going to tremble!"
"Oops! It's still Huang Banxian who is old and well-thought-out, so why did I forget to ask Brother Guo what his identity is on the Terran side...... We're monsters though...... Phew! What's wrong with the monster! The monster also wants to find a big backer in his heart!" Hearing Huang Banxian's flickering words, the mouse king suddenly moved in his heart: "There is no doubt that Sister Cai must be a very talented person! Otherwise, Brother Guo is as afraid of her as a mouse is afraid of a cat! Phew, bah, bah! It's worse than us mice!"
"I don't know each other very well, but when I was a child, we didn't live too far away, but we did bump into each other once or twice...... But that little girl always has a righteous face, and she has been at odds with me since she was a child! Alas! How do you wild monsters who are far away from the emperor know that there are too many smells on the human side...... Not only is the division of class status very cumbersome, but there are even more stinky rules! That little girl was born a little princess with golden branches and jade leaves, and ordinary people have to kowtow when they see that little girl unless they have achieved the first baby! Phew! As long as she is a normal person, who would want to be a kowtow worm who bows her head and worships! So when I was a child, I saw her from afar every time...... Without saying a word, he immediately turned around and ran away!" As soon as Huang Banxian asked, Wu Guo's eyes also became a little ethereal, as if he had returned to his carefree childhood, he was silent for a while, and then smiled helplessly: "As for that Wanhuo Bao...... It's always been cynical, the game of the world...... Not only does he spend money like flowing water, but he also loses money like mountains and rivers when he does business! If his character can become a winner in life...... Then there will be no losers!"
"It's over, it's over! unless you achieve the Yuan Baby...... Yuan Baby! There are only a few Yuan Babies on the human side! Brother Guo is really an ordinary person! Alas, the big backer is thinking about something!" The little mouse and Huang Banxian were both cold in their hearts when they heard this, and then they were sad and indignant: "You are just an ordinary person! What are you doing in the land of demons if you have nothing to do! Just take 10,000 steps back, and you don't want to die...... He still wants to take in our two shrimp soldiers and crab generals! It's really unlucky!"
"Oh, you and Zhan Hongyan have only been incompatible since childhood? She is not much older than you, a golden boy and a jade girl...... I don't know if there are any green plums with bamboo horses?" Not to mention the two monsters, Cai Suzhen whispered on the side, a jade hand has not only been on the arm of the harmful fruit, but a pair of apricot eyes are even more awe-inspiring! It is strange to say, since she inexplicably held hands once, the eldest queen now looks at this lifelong enemy around her, and the more she looks at it, the more satisfied she is: "The little bad guy just said those words are really too good for my temper! So many stinky and exquisite, in fact, they are all caused by the dark and dreary palace!" As long as a normal person can proudly straighten his body, then who wants to be like a pug and servile!"
It turns out that the big queen is actually jealous!
This vinegar is no small feat! Not only did it fly thousands of miles! It also went back to 10 years ago!
Vinegar that spans time and space!
My green plums have been sour since I was a child, hehe, no one likes to eat them at all...... As for the bamboo horse who fights the red face...... Well, never seen ...... But the bamboo sword seems to have one!" Seeing that the eldest queen suddenly became jealous, Wu Guo dared to slack off, and lowered his head and explained carefully: "Zhenzhen, you don't know, when I was in the capital before, no matter where the little girl went, there was an old eunuch behind her as a bodyguard! That old eunuch was amazing! That was known as a senior Jindan, a half-step infant who was 'dissatisfied with Lian Lian' Fu Lian Lian! Don't look at his name as Lian Lian...... In fact, everyone who has practiced with him has reported to Lord Yama early!"
"Could it be that you did something bad when you were a child, and as a result, you were taught a lesson by Fu Lianlian?" Cai Suzhen blinked his eyes and asked curiously.
"How could it be! Fu Lianlian's enemy is not me! Isn't the root cause of his misfortune also caused by that bright palace?" Wu Guo pursed his lips, but smiled coldly: "There are many kinds of happy things, but the unfortunate plots are generally the same! The reason why there is that bright and sparkling palace is that there are so many unfortunate people in the world!"
"......" Cai Suzhen was speechless for a moment. Although they are both sons and daughters of the rivers and lakes, the matter of the eunuch seems to be too profound and complicated, and the queen is naturally afraid to avoid it.
"Brother Guo, what you just said is actually very wrong......! Since ancient times, there have been both human race and demons! Not to mention, even we, the monsters, are divided into three, six, nine, and so on! For example, the little demon queen is destined to be the most noble king of the demon race! Another example is the little wolf king...... Born with money in the family, the rich second generation is naturally a first-class gold monster! As for me and the little mouse...... Naturally, it is the last grassroots monster......" After a while, Huang Banxian said dejectedly.
"It's okay! It's not your fault that you were born in a grassroots wolf's den! Brother Guo, I have always been compassionate and compassionate, but I won't dislike you two remnants of the defeated army!" Wu Guo was amused in his heart, and waved his hand with a golden sword: "People with real skills have always been extremely approachable! This is true of the human race, and the same is true of the demon race! I tell you, if a dog looks down on people, it must be a monster with no skills! As for those who watch people put down dishes...... That's definitely a villain with no connotation!"
"Make no mistake! The problem now is not that you dislike us...... It's that we dislike you!" "Huang Banxian and the Mouse King both rolled their eyes!" "Don't you Terrans always say it...... Women are afraid of marrying the wrong man, and men are afraid of getting into the wrong business...... And our demon clan is here...... But the demon is afraid of following the wrong person!"
"You don't have any ideological baggage! It's not your fault that you're from a humble background! Don't worry, even if you're already contaminated with that bad habit of complaining about the heavens and people, I'll cure it! The prince and the prince will have a kind of Xiangning? In the future, the two of you will go to the Central Plains and buy a few inspirational novels to read!" Although you can't be a rich second generation in your life, after I brought you to the capital, you worked hard, jumping up and down every night to steal the gold and silver treasures of big families, and your son can be a rich third generation in the future! As for Huang Banxian...... You usually like to pretend to be a god and play ghosts, and in the future, you will go to the human race to set up a stall to tell fortunes, and when you have nothing to do, you will jump and scare others, and you don't have to worry about your livelihood!"
"Hmph! It's strange to believe you! Even if I really stole the gold and silver...... Maybe it's all in your pocket!" The Mouse King rolled his eyes and sneered to himself.
"Phew! Speaking is better than singing! My own life has been messed up by you, and you have told fortunes to others? Who believes it!" Huang Banxian was also listless, and he didn't even bother to speak.
"You said later...... The old witch in the capital and the frog sitting in the well...... Will you use Zhan Hongyan to win you over? Why did you forget the beauty plan of this plan and that plan one day?" Seeing the two talkative monsters, they suddenly lowered their heads and were silent...... Cai Suzhen joked, but secretly wondered in his heart: "Why don't these two monsters speak? Don't you say it, everyone was talking and laughing together just now, and it was lively and lively...... Sure enough, it's much more interesting than the monotonous life of the green lantern and the sword code!"
"Of course...... Since I was a child, I have been seen as a thorn in the side and a thorn in the flesh, but now that I have grown up, the contradictions between them are even more irreconcilable...... In each other's hearts, they all wanted to swallow each other in one bite! How could Yu Hongrong let her baby daughter get close to me! Oh! Why are you still thinking about this in your heart! You can rest assured! Zhan Hongyan and I haven't called since we were children!" Wu Guo thought about it, although he had always been extremely disgusted with the mother and son in his heart, he was unwilling to belittle Zhan Hongyan just like that: "Zhan Hongyan has been ambitious since she was a child, so naturally she can't look down on me who has no ambitions! When the Tongtian Change happened, she was only a teenager...... Later, he left the capital alone and went to the Tiger Prison Pass...... In my opinion, on the one hand, it was because she was angry at the cruelty of her mother and brother, and on the other hand, it was ...... She just wants to use the sword in her hand to wash away the ugliness and stigma of the Zhan clan! Perhaps her ambition is to wipe out the demon and demon clans, so she has been desperately strengthening her immortal army in the past few years! Well, from the perspective of protecting her family and defending the country, in fact, she has the same noble feelings as you! Alas! The world is unpredictable, but I didn't expect a golden phoenix to fly out of the chicken coop...... Even if the red dress and victory finally decided to use her to win me over...... But Zhan Hongyan will never agree to those delaying tactics such as marrying relatives! Not only that, since she has left that harmful place without looking back, I don't think she will go back easily!"
"What kind of contradiction do you have with Shengli, why are you so bitter and bitter!" Cai Suzhen blinked his eyes and asked curiously.
"There are many kinds of conflicts in the world, reputation, money, status, relatives, classmates, neighbors...... But those contradictions are visible, but there is a contradiction...... But it's in the bones. Wu Guo thought about it, then shook his head and said with a wry smile: "Actually, I have a contradiction with victory...... To put it bluntly, it is extremely old-fashioned, and it is difficult for one mountain to tolerate two tigers. If everybody sits down and talks well...... But he just wanted to play a big game, and he always wanted me to kneel and talk to him...... Phew! It's really his big dream! Although my personality is not very stubborn...... But since I was a child, I like to cross Erlang's legs!"
"So...... You just ran to Zhenyang Mountain and hugged the big pine tree and dozed off for eight years?" Although Cai Suzhen's face was still silent, he had already smiled in his heart: "Well, the little bad guy is really getting more and more angry with me now! Do unto others as you would have them do unto you! We never ask others to kneel, but if others ask us to kneel...... Without saying a word, draw your sword and cut him in two!"
"Well, I slept for eight years...... There are some questions that I still haven't figured out...... For example, human hearts, such as human nature!" Wu Guo slowly put away a playful look on his face, frowned for a long time, and finally sighed: "I don't understand! Obviously, the human race has already been able to walk upright, why do some people still grovel to pretend to be reptiles!"
"......" This time, Cai Suzhen wisely remained silent. There is no doubt that the little villain who usually laughs is naturally her loyal little follower, but every time she seriously calculates the harmful consequences, it is definitely the pillar of the family! "Well! Yes! I just like the occasional sharp edge of the little bad guy!"
"Really, remember what I told you...... I may be able to compromise with others on small things that are innocuous and insignificant, but those things are already deeply ingrained in my bones...... I'm never going to compromise! Who would dare to ask me to be a reptile...... Then I'm going to smash his big gold teeth first, and then force him to swallow even the bloody teeth into his stomach!" Wu Guo gritted his teeth and said a cruel sentence, as if he suddenly remembered something, and laughed quietly: "Oh! I've talked to you so much now! Even if it's a little encouragement...... You should also let me hold my little hand for a while! Hehe, little hand hold, full of confidence!"
"......" Cai Suzhen was startled at first, and then hesitated slightly, and then blinked a pair of big black and white eyes countless times! "How is this good! Should we let him hold hands now? Or should we pinch him a few times? The little bad guy is right! It turns out that there are really too many contradictions in the world!"
"Brother Guo! Don't be impulsive!Don't knock on anything, don't knock on big teeth!" In the midst of everyone's puzzlement, only the little mouse was so anxious that he stamped his feet: "The human race can still drink porridge without big teeth...... If I don't have a big tooth, I'll conquer the world with anything! I don't know how to make porridge or something!"