(4) Entering the city
"Old Five, are we smashing the prison to save people! We may not be able to save our lives, are you still afraid of smelling? Are you really making people break their brains?"
"Well, okay then! But I'm going to ask again!
Scarface nodded
"Is that thatched house a women's thatched house, or a men's thatched house?"
All three of them had incredulous expressions on their faces at the same time, and they spoke in unison
"Does this make a difference?"
"Yes, very much! If it's a men's thatched house, I'll break it wherever you ask me to break it, and if it's a women's thatched house, I won't do it!"
"Why?" again.
"Because, if you think about it, if it's a men's thatched house, when I break it, if there is someone inside, it's a big deal to smash him, it's all thatched on it, and he won't die!
"Oh?" several people couldn't help but say in unison, and they all propped their hands on the edge of the table, their eyes widened, and their movements were strikingly similar.
He left them alone and continued
"If it's a women's thatched house, people are doing a little trick, of course, they might be able to solve it! I suddenly knocked down the wall and smashed them, can they stand it? Besides, it's okay, she is not ashamed to die when she is seen by our gang of old men! So, we still have to think about it thoroughly! Do you say?"
With that, the room fell silent for a moment. I looked at them with big eyes and small eyes, and it was a little strange
"I have a point, right?
Scarface and Skinny Monkey reacted. Sit down slowly.
The dead fat man's ass just touched the bench and jumped up again
"I understand what you mean! Damn, you have to think about everything, then let's not save people, let the eldest brother fend for himself!
At this time, the thin monkey finally relieved me with a word
"It's a men's cell, how can there be a women's hut! It's all men!
Scarface looked at him with a calm face
"Fifth brother, do you have any other ideas?"
"No more!"
"Well, that's good! We'll do it tonight!"
I said yes, turned and left. If you don't leave, the chicken leg for Huo Ni will be cold.
He went out and ran to Huoni's house. There was another burst of pressure behind him
"Second brother, fourth brother, look at the fifth brother, he is not so anxious to save the eldest brother! Hurry to find Huo Ni to send chicken legs!
I thought: This fat dead man got to know me so quickly?
According to those goods, the county needs to walk dozens of miles of mountain roads, so I set off after eating early at noon.
According to my human nature, I originally wanted to pretend that I couldn't die, but since it has passed through a thousand years, no, a hundred years? Anyway, it's been a lot of years, and when I come, I always have to walk around, and I can't lie in the ravine every day, and when I can't keep it and be killed by an arrow from an officer and soldier, wouldn't it be too embarrassing?
Yes, follow them around the county!
By the time he came out of the house, they were all ready, waiting on the way.
Seeing me pass, the dead fat man muttered
"It's Huoni's turn today! The eldest brother is not here, and the second brother doesn't like women, so it should be me!
I don't care.
I had already made up my mind: I'll take care of you! As long as I'm here, I'll guard Huoni, and I'll be embarrassed one by one, and no one will want to touch her! Don't you want to? It's easy to do! Isn't there still a Nine Dragons to urge the heart! I haven't used it yet, so I'm going to try them. Hey
I saw that they were all holding weapons, only their two paws were empty. It's a bit unbalanced
"You all have blades, don't I want to take something?"
Without waiting for them to speak,
I swept my eyes and saw a thick and big kitchen knife in the dead fat man's hand, and I liked it very much, this thing is useful, and you can cut vegetables and cook if you have nothing to do.
He went over and grabbed it
"Dead fatty, your kitchen knife is good, make it for me!"
The dead fat man was so frightened that he quickly hid to the side and shouted
"Old Five, don't come nonsense! This is my lifeline, how can I give it to you!"
"What should I do then?"
At this time, the skinny monkey came
"Fifth brother, are you really confused or pretending to be confused! Your Nine Dragons Heart Palm is many times better than his broken knife, I don't know how many times better you want him?"
He suddenly understood
"What do you want him to do, don't you know? You stole someone's chicken and someone's dog, so I can kill you with his kitchen knife!"
The skinny monkey didn't mind either, and laughed at the top of his voice
"Yes, yes, I'm stealing, you're going to kill, and then our brothers will be all the way!"
Along the way, Scarface walked in front of him silently, but the dead fat man talked a lot, and his ears hurt from the hee-hee-hee earthquake.
He simply slowed down and walked side by side with the skinny monkey.
The thin monkey looked very happy when he saw Lao Wu so close to him.
In fact, I know that there are also thieves who are particular about it, and petty thieves like him are generally not welcomed.
These are all in "Water Margin". Reading is a good thing, and I used it by accident!
The thin monkey is very affectionate to him, and it can be said that he will answer all questions, and when the conversation box is opened, he can't stop the car.
It didn't take long for me to find out the origin of several goods.
It turned out that the scarface walking in front of him was surnamed Yang, and his ancestor was Yangye of the Northern Song Dynasty.
I know that what I heard in the commentary is that it was the Yang Invincible who died in the Li Tombstone.
He suddenly remembered a person in the Water Margin
"Fourth brother, he is a descendant of Yang Ye, I know! Who is Yang Zhi who killed Niu Er?"
The thin monkey hurriedly gagged him
"Brother, don't mention him! The second brother thinks he has insulted his ancestors, and he has also affected him! So don't be in front of him!"
I frowned, not caring
"What's that? I think he's a real man, a real hero!"
There was a heavy nasal sound from the front
"Hmm!"
He seemed pleased with his answer.
The thin monkey didn't blame himself when he saw Scarface, so he became excited again
"Brother, what you said is right! Back then, our predecessors gathered in Liangshan, Shuibo, and all of them were heroes!"
The dead fat man in front saw that they were talking lively, and he couldn't interject for a long time, so he was a little anxious, so he quickly pouted at this time
"Earth Ran Star, Demon King of the Mixed World-Fan Rui, that's my grandfather! Listen, Demon King of the Mixed World! How domineering! It can't be wrong to say that he is a hero! But Xiaobai, your predecessors are also considered heroes? Di Ran Xing, listen, it's a ground mouse! Can he be considered a hero? haha"
The skinny monkey burst out with fire
"I said, third brother, you can't be so miserable if you don't talk to the door, right? What's wrong with my ancestors? That Huangnigang didn't sell wine without him, can Chao Gai rob the Birthday Gang? If they don't rob the Birthday Gang, can they go to Liangshan? Can't go to Liangshan, can they become heroes? Besides, even if my grandfather is average, my grandfather is amazing! Isn't it? Sanda Zhujiazhuang He went to risk his death to explore the way, and he stole Xu Ning's Yanling armor at night...... How much credit did he take for a handstand? Is he a hero?"
"Yes, I also stole Zhujiazhuang's chickens!haha"
"Why are you stealing chickens? I'm stealing too, don't eat it!"
The two were arguing while walking, but he didn't persuade them. I didn't expect these goods to be the descendants of well-known bandits, no wonder they were so ...... Can't mention it! hehe, I'm stealing fun.
"Heroes also have a division of labor, can't they all be the masters of the cottage like our eldest brother Song Jiasi's ancestors!"
After that, he turned his face to look at me again, with an expression of help
"Yes, the fourth brother is right!"
His face suddenly brightened.
I asked again, curious
"Fourth brother, you said that our boss is called Song Zhisi? Isn't that Song Jiang?"
He hurriedly waved his hand again and again
"No, no! That's Song Zhusi is the official title, our eldest brother's name is Song Jiasi!"
Skinny monkey mouthful of Shandong Mandarin, I really can't tell the difference between Song Jisi and Song Jiasi.
Anyway, at this time, I am even less interested in this big brother who is in urgent need of rescue!
I hastened to bring the conversation to his point of interest
"Fourth brother, let's not talk about this! It's so hurtful and angry, right? You better tell me about that Ximenqing! Is he real?"
The skinny monkey was still angry and looked at me
"Isn't he just a ruffian, what do you say he's doing?"
"Fourth brother, listen to your tone, is there really such a person? Walking is strange and anxious! Just tell me, tell me!"
"What do you say, don't you just envy the women of other people!haha"
I thought, "This fat man, it's in my heart again!"
"Okay, okay, the fourth brother will tell you about it!"
That's all the way.
I silently made a record in my head, preparing to write a book in case I go back, and it will be called: "The Legend of the Golden Vase Plum" must have a super high click-through rate!
It was already dark when they entered the county, and they didn't talk anymore, they just walked with their heads bored, he couldn't do it, and it was strange to look at anything.
Seeing rows of houses and occasional people walking through is really the same as in the TV series. As I walked, I began to hallucinate again: Am I acting?
At this time, he really hoped that a second-hand director wearing a vest and holding a sign would jump out and shout: "Stop! OK"
Then he ran up and beat him violently, and then went back to his hospital.
But no
It's finally here, because I smell it!
Scarface looked around, and then pointed at him silently.
I walked over to the wall, and gestured back
"Is this it?"
Scarface nodded.
He thought about it in "Jiaolong Duel", Shamo Ke used the action essentials of the Nine Dragons Urging Heart Palm, his body began to squat slowly, his arms were crossed in a loop, and the qi of the dantian was urged, and it was concentrated on the arms, which was really effective.
His arms began to be agitated by an endless stream of energy, as if standing in the wind, his arms quickly became much thicker, and gradually, his fingers became thicker and thicker due to the entry of true qi, one by one like a wooden stick, only the thumb of his left hand not only did not grow bigger, but became more and more atrophied, and then, a pain that pierced the heart hit the whole body.
He knew that it was said in the book "Jiaolong Duel" that practicing the Nine Dragons Urging Heart Palm was extremely painful, first of all, the atrophy of the thumb. So he could only grit his teeth and endure it. Just when the palm power was about to be in place, I suddenly felt a little uneasy, and turned around and asked
"Fourth brother, are you sure this is not a women's thatched house?"
Without waiting for the thin monkey to speak, the dead fat man jumped up
"Old Five, you grind a dick! Do you fight or not? If you don't fight, we'll go home and sleep!"
I'll beat you! I'll beat you! I'll beat you, a dead fat man! I've seen that you're not pleasing to the eye! Take the opportunity to practice your hands!
I thought to myself, and the moment I deliberately pushed my arms out, I turned to the side
"Bang".
The dead fat man is gone.